< AUTHOR'S FOREWORD : This is my first attempt at gay erotic literature which is for my own pure enjoyment. I hope you, the readers will enjoy the story too. All comments please e-mail me at cazzo_guy@hotmail.com >
A DARK FAIRYTALE (PART 1)
The sun is still up. I'm still sane enough to stay in the basement. All dark and alone. It's better that way. Never had a companion who isn't as dull, dark and zombie-like like me for too long. So alone it is. As usual, I was awaken due to a recurring nightmare. The nightmares are still the same, my wife and children killed in the horrible fire accident. It doesn't stop. Whenever I dream, it is a nightmare. The same nightmare that has been going on for over 500 years. But actually it is kind of bitter sweet considering that I still dream of my loved ones even though they died in flames centuries ago.
I'm old, corpse like pale (well technically I am one), with dirty blond hair and purple eyes. The living envy how I look, but I actually envy how they look. I once looked like them but that was in another time long forgotten, in fact in another world totally.
"Hello"
"Drake, when the sun is down meet me at St Heaven Hospital, it's your meal"
"Describe"
"Old woman, in a coma, not ever gonna wake up, you know same old same old"
"How old?"
"80+ I guess"
"She's really a goner huh?"
"Why so curious? Did your heart start beating AGAIN?"
"If it starts, I'm gonna condemn you back to your old prison for eternity"
"FUCK! YOU! Well anyway, just be there and suck it" and the phone slammed from the other line.
That was Dj. My so-called friend. Nah, he's not a friend. More of an acquaintance. We had a mutual agreement. You see, he was a genie stuck in some lamp that was released by one of my earlier human lovers, and yes the lame old 3 wishes. First, was to be filthy rich. Second, to look forever young and 3rd was to forever find me an appropriate meal every 1/2 a month, so that I won't ever starve or need to personally find myself a victim ever again. In my opinion, it is suffice to say that the second wish was not requested correctly as my poor lover only wanted to look young but not having a forever young physical body. So, she was still looking like a 21 year old when physically she was 75 and very much senile. On her death bed, I sucked her essence away. She demanded it that way or she will die unhappy. She doesn't want to become one of my kind and that was her ultimatum. I don't blame her. Not many of my kind age sanely. Some just went crazy and do all sorts of stupid things but mostly kill themselves. I became totally neurotic a few times but I manage to survive till now. Now, I manage to think back like a living human being. When the time comes, I will die. End of the world perhaps. A sick joke isn't it?
"I've gotten all of the essence I need, do your deed and make the old lady look normal. See ya"
Dj immediately touched the old lady and she suddenly looked inflated with life, however meager it was and the bite marks are gone. Nifty eh?
"You know, I think..."
"Don't think, that's the main reason why you got yourself trapped in a stupid lamp"
"...damn you sucker! I was just trying to tell you to take a good look at your life or whatever is left! You are definitely gonna get hysterical again sooner if not later. I know this well enough because obscenely prolonged loneliness only brings about madness. I'VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT, YOUNG MAN. But ever since your lover released me, I've already gotten hundreds of wives and I can't even count the number of children I've had let alone their offspring. I'm a complete male genie now and you are just a lonely sore loser". I was so tempted to gnaw his neck till his head drops off because of that silly statement of his.
After that bloody comment, we just stared at each other. It continued for close to ten minutes and suddenly Dj started to show his tongue to me. It got longer and longer till it hit the floor and suddenly he disappeared into a fume of purple smoke.
"Looooooooooser! Hahahaha!" Those were his last echoes. I forced a half-smile (almost forgot how to do it, because my face is best compared to Michelangelo's David sculpture, devoid of emotion) and flew off. Dj is such a bitter-sweet freak, but then again who am I to think that way. If you really need to know how he looks like; typical just white loin cloth, his skin is totally dark purple, his eyes are black, totally no pupil and his tongue, I got to know just a few moments ago, is totally dark green. He is built like some body-builder heavily on steroids, too overly bulked for any normal man and he has seriously big nipples, very freaky in nature. It has been a long time since I've made a nasty remark on those. Next meeting maybe I will. It seems that his own redeeming feature is his voice which women find very sexy, I think.
"Meet your only friend @ EXPLOSION" A text message from someone special.
"Dum, dum, dum, dum..." Deafening music and bodies dancing in the dark with the occasional crazy flashes of light. Most bodies are alive, some are not. Like mine. I am trying to sense her in this chaotic scene of a dance floor and at last I manage to. At one corner of the seating area is my old friend. My only friend since I was turned into the living dead.
She has transformed too many times physically; she is constantly re-born into her next generation. She will remember her past lives once she hits puberty so she will always remember me. This time she looked exactly like Chaka Khan with the enormous hair and big bosoms. Curvy and sexy. But I still preferred her during her 4th rebirth. She looked strikingly like Angelina Jolie when she became of age. If I was still a man back then and she is not a witch I would have forced her legs open everyday. OK, that was some sick fantasy. But as luck would have it, she is not into Vamp's at all. She is 100% werewolf-whipped. Likes the "furious" nature in bed, she always say. I tried to convince her time and again that I can be as 'violent' in bed too but she said that she will forever be a "fur" lover and all vamps are cold wimps as compared to werewolves, even geek werewolves. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways, we've long ago decided to remain the best of friends. She has lots of human acquaintances unlike me but they only relate to her superficially. Either for sex or asking for spiritual help and stuff like that. I on the other hand do not have any friends except her. I am her only REAL friend and I am grateful for her companionship albeit not a permanent, long term one.
"Anyone told you before that you look remarkably like Chaka Khan, unfortunately you sound like Roseanne"
"Comments from an ancient cadaver. You are such a gentleman. BIATCH!"
"Hahahahah!" We both laughed. Her presence always invokes the human part of me.
"So how are you Wendy? It has been a month since we've met and you know I have no other friends" I forced a smile.
"You are one pathetic S.O.B. you know that, look around, see all those dead bodies dancing? They are really socializing. I've been telling you in so many past lives already you should start doing that again! You want me to put a spell on you so that you will be more outgoing?"
"You know that I can't control myself around humans anymore, I'd just suck them dry. I've lost the touch of socializing since, well since I can't even remember"
"Oh yeah that bit, I keep forgetting that. It is such a waste to keep all the good looks and so called "great" sex from the world. Hahahaha!"
"Hey! I AM GOOD IN BED. WANT ME TO PROVE IT?!"
I tried to bedazzle her into following what my mind is thinking. Staring straight into her big black eyes...
"Bedazzling a witch? You are beyond ALL hope Drake"
"Just joking ok, at least I tried..." I know it's futile, well it's just for fun.
"Whatever, ok about my interesting life. Fucked around with a few human beings. Well that is to keep my youthful looks, you SHOULD know that by now right?"
I nodded.
"Had one of the most wonderful orgy with 4 male werewolves"
"No female ones this time?"
"Nope, I don't need the bloody competition anymore. Hate it when they try to scratch and bite me away. Only made my skin scratch and bite proof for my male companions and this time they are special"
"Yeah right."
Immediately I begin to wonder...
"Ummm, in what way?"
She looked at me like she is going to cast a spell. Very serious. Her face got really close to mine. I'm feeling something mild, could it be nervousness? Her face is so close to mine now and I could almost kiss her.
"All four of them are ...."
Suddenly she stopped her sentence.
"GGGAAAYYYY!!!!!!HOOMMMOOOS!!!!!FRUITS!!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!"
My eyes widened just for a second. I remembered how to widen my eyes! My facial expression always tends to remember how to react humanely when I'm with Wendy. She is laughing like a mad woman and ceasing slowly.
"You outdid yourself again darling. But kinda pathetic. Look Wendy, I'm man enough and if you ever..."
"Stop right there Lover Boy. I've wasted all my reincarnation sex life all these while. Gay wolves are the best thing in bed. Bar none. They service all of my crevices like no, man, woman or machine can ever satisfy and all while getting fucked, sucked, HELL! You must be there to know what I'm experiencing, pure heaven" and she ended with a shit-grin on her face.
With a wolf? No way! A gay one? She's got to be kidding. I stared at her with my usual dead expression.
"Oh come on Drake, lighten up, live a little, let me order you a drink ok? Opps I forgot drinks are useless for you. So, besides Mary and her 5 sisters what else are you into for entertainment nowadays?"
If my heart is still beating my face would have turned beet red but nope, not ever going to happen.
"Just Mary and her 5 siblings I guess" I replied quietly. The music is beyond loud now but I know Wendy can hear me. Just 1 spell and she can filter her hearing.
"I'm leading a peaceful life right now Wendy. I like to sit on the cliff at night admiring the violent waters and the beautiful night sky. That is enough for me"
"It's been like that for you for what? over 200 years now? that's right, WOW! you ought to check yourself into some forbidden monastery and start living in total celibacy. Maybe when you die then, God will direct you to heaven"
"WENDY!" I was already showing her my ugly fangs. That's only a very minor frustration. I'll never attack my friend. My only friend.
"Ok, ok. My point is, why don't you just find somebody, another Countess perhaps to be your life partner?"
"I HATE my own kind now Wendy, the young ones are just retarded and those my age are mostly crazy or had already committed suicide"
"I've tried to find a real senior citizen like you FOR YOU but it seems that they are all not interested with other senior citizens like themselves Drake."
"Then FUCK THEM, it's their bloody loss"
"Yeah I guess it is, if there is anything that you need to make yourself happy just tell me Ok? oh wait! Ahem, somebody is getting older in a week's time"
She pinched my cheek.
"How old will you be? 24 or 34 or five hundred and...'
"Shut up, I know I'm old"
"Beyond ancient honey, and you better believe it. You are a real dinosaur!" and she laughed hysterically.
"Hey, dinosaurs are already extinct when I'm born, alright?"
She laughed even louder and suddenly stops.
"Alright cave man, so what do you want for your present?"
"I want to fuc...."
"I know! I will buy a whole set of adult toys just for you OK?"
"Huh?"
"Ok, ok how about a REAL DOLL? I saw a blond one going on sale in their website and she is the perfect companion for you, I mean 1 whole woman who will never nag and will never die" She is trying hard not to laugh now.
"My Mary and her 5 sisters can do better than any doll or toys Wendy, you should know THAT by now"
That did it for her. She exploded into a seriously hysterical laughter and I admit I do feel a bit of a loser and am very embarrassed.
"Ok so what do you want this time boyfriend?"
"I want to bed you Wendy"
"I'm gonna tickle my armpits and start laughing" She really did.
"...Hahaha, ok ok, I love to stay more and make you feel really UN-comfortable but I forgot I have a sex date tonight, I really got to go, the 4 hairy dicks are waiting for me for a mighty good time yet again, hmmm wanna get fucked by one?"
"You are 1 sick bitchy slut Wendy and I ought to discipline you like women in the olden days"
"Ain't that some twisted old fart fantasy, hey do you want to join me or not?"
"Only if it's you"
"Dream on SUCKER!" she stood up, gave me her notorious cheeky wink and left giggling.
That is the usual for me and Wendy. Some small talk and I end up not getting what I want. Her. Well I don't care not getting her anymore. It is the short dates like these that I crave. I know I can confide in her with anything and everything. That is a major part of keeping up my sanity. I know she will call or message me soon for these kind of meet ups. She never fails to do so, especially during my birthdays. Perhaps she has pity on my pathetic soul or she is actually secretly in love with me. :) Yeah right dream on you rotting pile of flesh Hehe...
What a beautiful night. The water is crashing violently, I can see the stars but in the far distance I note that part of the sea is experiencing rain. Very beautiful. Strong wind blowing against my body. I wish I am a kite now so that I can be fully controlled by the wind even though I can actually fly. Just some random thought, hehe. I've been doing this for the past 200 years at least and it has made my peace. If you need to know, I can get whatever I want myself so earning a living has been totally obsolete for centuries. I don't even need money, I just take whatever I want, whenever I want and anywhere I want. Disappearing acts is and was always the norm ever since my life is turned.
Now, absorbing peace by sitting (dangerously for a human being) on a cliff I began to reminisce my past lives. My wife, my children, 1 boy and 1 girl and, ahem, my countless lovers. All beautiful women. All...
My lingering thoughts were interrupted by continuous thunder at a particular spot in the sky quite a distant away. It didn't stop. The continuation was making me just a bit nervous, never in my over 500 years of surviving on this Earth have I experience such a thing. Suddenly, out of the clouds of thunder I saw something really out of this world! A winged horse flying to the waters and right behind it is a flying figure of a man chasing the horse. The man looks like some warlock from centuries ago. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? THIS SCENE SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING ON THIS DAY AND AGE? Like some insane fantasy tale, I continued to observe the situation. The horse is flying round and round frantically trying to get away from the warlock but at last it succumbed. The warlock manage to yank something from its head and the poor horse just dived straight down into the choppy waters.
'KA BOSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!' The impact was so great, it seemed like a bomb detonated in water. Incredible! The warlock was laughing really loud and suddenly he took notice of me. He stared. As he got closer, I can make out his appearance. Old, ugly and reminded me of the Cryptkeeper (From the show Tales From The Crypt). He was approaching at a constant steady speed. I was ready for battle if need be. Warlocks can use whatever magic they want but my speed to KILL which I've perfected over the centuries can counter them, perhaps anything. In fact I've killed a few before and that was how I manage to get to know and save Wendy from sudden death, centuries ago.
My fangs are out now.
The warlock suddenly stopped a few metres away. Slowly he lifted his right hand up,and SHOWED ME THE MIDDLE FINGER FOLLOWED BY AN EVIL LAUGHTER and just disappeared into the clouds. What a psychotic asshole!
I was left standing and I was totally dumbstruck. The flying horse is now obviously underwater and nowhere to be seen.
Everything is calm once again. I was trying to figure out what just happened and what I should do next. I feel that my mind is not functioning right at the moment. Perhaps this is just my imagination going wild after more than 2 centuries of doing mostly nothing but staring at the sea till the crack of dawn. Perhaps Dj is right I will crack anytime soon and the time is NOW.
I blinked a few times, looked down at my feet and suddenly I felt an extremely painful sensation behind my back. My whole body was stuck. The pain is now piercing to my heart from the back. I notice a pink glow coming from behind. Blood tears are coming out. This is seriously a painful surprise attack and unfortunately my senses did not anticipate. Perhaps I was totally awed of the situation, that's why but, which is extremely rare. Alright, I'm going to really die now and I will face it like any normal man. The warlock won. DEATH TAKE ME!
Suddenly some unknown force hit me and forced me to turn behind. I thought I am going to be facing the horrible face of the warlock now but boy was I ever so wrong...
In front of me is a gigantic UFO hovering high in the air and a pink beam from it is penetrating through my body. My eyes are filled with blood and it is flowing down my cheeks. I'm convulsing and spewing bits of old black blood from my nose, mouth and I think my penis too. The pain now is unbearable. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
A very tiny but piercing voice pierced through my hearing while I am struggling for dear life or whatever my current existence is...
"Dear earthling. Sorry for the interruption. We have been experimenting on the revival of your exact type of species back to the natural state of living for centuries. You are now our test subject Unfortunately, our tests results indicate failure yet again. You will now be unconscious for at least 12 hours but rest assured, we have perfected temporary respite for your species to survive directly under the sun for a maximum of 5 days. Thank you for your body's patience and participation. Enjoy the sun while the effects last and have a nice day"
Huh?
-DRAKE'S TOTAL UNCONSCIOUSNESS-
<So, what do you think? If I continue the next part, there will definitely be some gay raunchy bits...should I continue? All comments appreciated!>