This is a true story that just happened to me this morning. It is the quintessential story of the hot cable repair man coming to your home but with a twist. First, about this guy. He had a striking resemblance to the actor who played the boyfriend of the red head girl on Six Feet Under, only with a more gruff, manly persona. Despite my best efforts to put out the signal that I would gladly drop to my knees (or even drop trow), he didn't seem to get the hint. (A little thick -- totally straight). And his smell... He had that heady aroma of dried sweat that would make a pig drool. When he took his coat off after a while, I had to keep my tongue from panting like a bitch dog in heat. His smell wafted through the room, making my cock get harder and harder.
He had quite a bit of work to do with the installation which meant he had to use my toilet a few times while he was here. He didn't close the door all the way so I had the pleasure of hearing his golden nectar hit the water. I was hoping that, like many straight guys, he would be a bit sloppy and leave me a present. Well, no sooner was he out the door when I made a straight line to the bathroom. I lifted up the seat and, sure as shit, there were beautiful yellow drops all around the top and sides of the porcelain rim. I was so horned up from the hours of smelling and drooling over this hot guy that I quickly dropped my pants, got down on my knees and slowly, delicately, deliciously, started running my tongue over each drop. It had that perfect taste of slight bitter but not pungent, like the piss you would have after your first morning release. I wanked my dick like a crazed animal and continued the lapping until I was circling my tongue around the inside of the rim, getting the remaining splatters. That last, nasty act sent me over the edge causing me to spray my seed all over the porcelain which, of course, I lapped up until clean. While I've been fantasizing about nasty piss play for some time, never had I taken it to this depraved level... and I loved it!
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