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A New Address part 4 A Meeting in the Woods
I enjoy walking more in woods or forest than across country several reasons one when it is very hot their cooler two there are more interesting things to look at rather than just grass or dirt tracks three depending on where you go there is often cock on offer so differentially something more interesting to look at I was surprised how many blokes went to woods for sex I messed around with a bloke in a forest and he told me if he sees cars parked he stops as something might be going on I never would have thought about that. I also enjoy sex in laybys although years ago it seemed there were more laybys where the front had been planted with trees and bushes providing cover for your activities, I wonder if the bloke who worked for high ways liked cruising and designed them this way I think it's more the fact of cost and maintenances now. There is a very long tree covered layby on the A1 going north which is beside fields with bushes and a gate into the field, I have stopped here many a time excited by all the wagons parked with horny drivers in but found out from a driver years ago that a lot of drivers don't play when there are other wagons around because they can get a reputation so finding a solitary wagon or a couple in a layby is usually better. I did stop one night on my way back from London and there were only a few wagons parked this part of the A1 is duel carriage way so it's only one way in I drove and parked in front of the wagon at the end after a while got out and started walking back up the layby stretching and pretending to be stiff from driving but wasn't pretending my cock was stiff, some cabs had their curtains closed and lights on some had the curtains partly open and one cab was in darkness curtains open but in the moonlight I could see the driver sitting in the passenger side. I walked up and down a couple of times as I passed the first wagon in the layby from the road I heard a door click I carried on walking and as I turned to walk back saw the outline of the driver standing near the rear of the wagon facing the bushes with his hands moving in his crouch area I slowly walked closer and in the dark could see his hands moving quickly I walked up to him and said alright he said yes I reached out and took hold of his cock which was stiff about 5 inches he said I've got to shoot before I go to sleep I stood at the side of him and tossed him off he didn't last long I didn't see but heard his spunk hitting some leaves. I walked back towards my car the wagon with the curtains open and driver sitting in darkness was parked by the gate to the field which with the thick hedge either side made like an alcove I walked to the gate the side furthest from the wagon pulled out my cock and bollocks pretending I was pissing I stood there it seemed like ages but was probably only a minute or two I then heard the cab door click as I looked over there was the driver standing by his wagon naked I walked over and took hold of his cock which must have been 9 inches or more and he had bollocks the size of a cricket ball but no pubes I discovered he didn't have a hair on his body armpits, legs anywhere and I don't think he shaved as he was so smooth. I dropped my jeans and pulled my tee shirt front over my head so it was still on but at the back of me I started tossing his cock which was very stiff and his massive bollocks were right up I bent down and sucked him a while as I stood his body stiffened he groaned and shoot his load flicked his cock a couple of times them turned and got back in the cab. I pulled my jeans up sorted my tee shirt then started walking back to my car the wagon I had parked in front of his lights were out so I thought I would go onto another layby none looked promising so I drove home. Back to where I started the weather had cooled so I thought I would find somewhere to go for a walk I Googled woods and forests in my area and was surprised there were 8, I wrote their names down for a later date choose the nearest one and took the directions. I dressed in the jeans I do my gardening in a long sleeved tee shirt no pants socks found my shoes I do jobs in took a thick top in case it turned cooler put these along with my wellingtons and a couple of bottles of water into the car programed the satnav and off I went. It took about half an hour to get to my destination I passed a very large barn conversation almost on the road then in it's grounds was a very old caravan the entrance had big boulders across so you couldn't drive in I thought it might be a refreshment van I later found out what refreshments where on offer I drove on and there were about 6 pull-ins to park cars with room for between 6 to 12 cars. I parked in the first one up from the caravan there was 1 other car here. The pull-ins were on the road with lots of pot holes then the back was straight into trees as I got out I heard water so I decided to put my wellingtons on as I walked into the wood past a row of trees there was a slightly grassy area with a fast flowing Stream running through. I had a good walk for an hour and a half came across a dog walker otherwise the wood was deserted going back to the car as I got to the grassy area there was a bloke bending over the stream the first thing I noticed was he had a very long pair of bollocks hanging out of his jeans as he stood up he had a mass of bright ginger hair sticking up it looked like he had had an electric shock he turned to face me and looked to be in his 40's he had a kettle in his hand which he had filled from the stream his jeans where filthy he had a zip up hoodie on completely open to reveal a mass of ginger hair on his chest and a thick treasure trail going into his jeans his bollocks where still hanging out of his jeans not through the fly but from underneath they hung down a good 9 or 10 inches or more alright there mister he said in a heavy southern Irish accent just getting some water for me tea as I looked his hands were black from dirt and his finger nails were filthy. I said I'm fine you camping here no he said the mister in the house let's me live in me van in his garden, that's nice I said it's grand he said you want a cupper I said ya why not I followed him to the caravan the door was open as I went inside the smell was unbelievable sweat, piss and other things I couldn't workout it was a small touring type of van where the table and bench seats convert into a bed the bed was made up with a couple of filthy blankets stained brown and yellow as where the cushions underneath a couple of pillows without covers black from body grease the floor at one time had a carpet this was now a sticky filthy mess, the curtains were closed but so thin and ripped light was coming through, he said sit down I sat on the bed, there was a little 2 ring hob with grill under this was covered in all sorts of stains as was the cupboard under it next to the hob was a sink full of mugs and plates he put the kettle on fished around in the sink pulled out 2 mugs went to the door and through out their contents all the time doing this his bollocks were swinging all over the place he turned to me and said I'm Fergus I'm Harry I said do you know your bollocks are hanging out of your jeans he said I split me britches the other day and me knackers are so big the fuckers just hang out I said I've never seen a bloke with such low hanging bollocks he reached down and pushed them back and forth then said yes these fuckers are always getting in the way he put the mugs down put a teabag in each then poured the water in let that set he said then sat next to me on the bed although the van stank and Fergus's cloths were filthy he didn't smell which I couldn't work out on the way home I wondered if he had washed in the stream before I came across him. He said I've not seen you here before I see all the misters coming and going I said I had just moved to the area and this was my first walk he stood up to sort the tea I thought there no way I'm going to drink that tea suddenly a large wagon drove past Fergus said noisy fucker and closed the door pulled the tea bags out with his fingers through them in the sink handed me my tea which I set down on the floor. He sat next to me how long have you lived here I said well now let me see it's about 2 years I walks or hitches a ride into town to get me monies and provisions and if the weather is bad the mister gives me a lift and some times the misters in the woods gives me a ride. I thought I bet they do. I knew the answer but said where do you go to the toilet he smiled and said I stand in the door and piss out I said what about when you need a shit he said I go in the wood and drops me guts I said not so good when it's raining he said I just hold it or do it in here and get rid of it. Fergus was obvious pleased to have company I wasn't sure if it was for conversation or he was horny as we sat there he said fuck me knackers are uncomfortable he stood up kicked his shoes off he had no socks on then took his jeans off fuck that's better he said and sat back down with his bollocks hanging over the edge of the bed he had a massive bright almost Fluorescent ginger bush which was very deep being ginger he had a very pale skin almost white his cock was about 5 inches soft cut with a light purples bell end nice cock I said he said it's served me alright he started drinking his tea as I looked his cock was moving around getting bigger he looked at me and said me fuckers coming to life why don't you get out of those things I striped off throwing my cloths on the other long bench seat he finished his tea and was sitting with a 7 or 8 inch erection sticking straight up out of his massive bush I took hold of it and moved my hand up and down slowly he sighed and said fuck that's nice he leant forward and put his mug on the side then kissed me sticking his tongue in my mouth deeply he took hold of my cock and started tossing me with my free hand I started playing with his right nipple he gave no reaction so I thought he's not into tit play pity I ran my fingers through his thick chest hair then down to his pubes and pulled them he sighed and sat back I said you've got a massive bush he said lots of misters like me bush he said I've got me a hairy shit crack then turned and layed flat his arse cheeks were covered in hair but out of his crack the hairs stood about 2 inches I prized his cheeks open to reveal a strong shitty smell you couldn't see his shit hole there was so much hair and it was stained brown I said I've never seen a bloke with such a hairy arse I bet that takes some cleaning after a shit he said it does. He sat up and straddled me he wasn't a thin bloke but no way fat but as he sat on me he appeared heavy he had his arse rubbing my cock then leant forward and started kissing me again. There was a loud knocking on the door Fergus leaned over and opened the curtain slightly and said it's a mister who comes and fucks the arse of me do you want a threesome I said ya Fergus got up and opened the door stepped back and in walked a great big stocky bloke in his 50's as he came in he filled the van with stale sweat and you could see the sweat running down his face he had short black hair greying at the sides a massive nose big lips dark eyes and thick eyebrows he had a polo shirt with a company logo on this was stretched over a massive beer gut he wore brown work trousers and boots he looked at me and Fergus said he's up for a threesome the bloke said good I'm between jobs and need to fuck the arse of you he looked at me and said you want fucking as well no thanks I said. He took his cloths off as he stood naked the sweat was pouring off him and he stank he was moderately hairy on his body with a decent black bush his cock was cut, thick and hanging about 3 to 4 inches soft he turned towards the sink took hold of his cock cut a massive fart and proceeded to piss onto the mugs and plates in the sink his flow slowed he farted again which was a very ripe eggy smell he let go of his cock which had grown slightly and carried on pissing on the floor Fergus bent down and started sucking his cock as I looked at him I noticed his nipples like mine were quit large I stood and took hold of them and started gently squeezing them Mmm he said a tit man yes I said he reached and squeezed mine very hard so I pinched his harder then took my fingers off and started flicking them he said fucking ace I leant forward and took his left nipple in my mouth and started biting it hard and the right I twisted with my fingers he moaned Fergus turned to me and started sucking my cock as I looked down the blokes cock had grown to about 7 inches and very thick I reached down and started tossing him. The bloke said to Fergus get on the bed cunt I want to fuck the shit out of you Fergus stood and said I need a good seeing too and proceeded to lay on the bed the bloke said on all fours like the dog you are he spat in Fergus's arse I bent down and took the blokes cock in my mouth sucked it a bit but more to get it wet I heard him spit several more times then he pulled his clock out of my mouth and just rammed it up Fergus's arse who took a sharp intake of breath and farted loudly the bloke started fucking hard I stood behind him reached around and started squeezing his nipples my cock was rubbing up and down his arse crack he said I don't take it mate I said I didn't think you did but your crack is just where my cock is I carried on doing this for a while and the smell shit hit me the bloke said you dirty cunt your arse is filthy I moved around In front of the bloke as I looked down the bloke was pulling his cock almost out of Fergus's crack it was smeared with shit Fergus said you did say you were gonna fuck the shit out of me and your cocks right up me shit box it hasn't stopped you before. The bloke said if you need a fuck you need a fuck shitty or not I reached under Fergus and found his cock rock hard I tossed him for a while then went onto the bed in front of Fergus so we could spit roast him. While Fergus sucked my cock I got hold of the blokes nipples again and pulled them hard he looked me in the face and said fucking cunt I said believe it he was pounding Fergus harder who farted several times and the smell of shit was getting stronger I thought he must be going further up his guts the bloke then grunted and said fucking bastard, fucking bastard and just stood still obviously he had cum. I pulled my cock from Fergus's mouth and moved to the edge of the bed as I did the bloke pulled his cock out with a plop Fergus farted and a 4 inch turd fell out of his arse onto the filthy floor the bloke said dirty fucker clean my cock which was covered in mid brown shit Fergus turned and took the cock in his mouth and sucked it clean. The bloke dressed quickly and left Fergus said shall we finish I said great he said lets have a lick of your arse I turned he stuck his tongue up me while reaching round and tossing my cock we did this for a while Fergus then stood turned me round pushed me flat on the bed and put his knees either side of my chest and lowered his arse and sat on my cock it wasn't up him he was just rubbing his hairy crack along my cock which I could feel how wet the hairs were I thought his rubbing his shit over my cock he leant forward slightly I thought no way was I kissing him after he'd cleaned the blokes cock before he got any lower he farted and I not only heard and smelt but felt a massive pile of shit coming from Fergus's arse all around my cock and bollocks I said fuck that's horny he said the mister really plowed me and me guts have dropped out couldn't stop them he raised himself up and as I looked down my cock was standing up surrounded by a pile of mid brown stinking shit I took hold of Fergus's cock and started tossing him he reached and got my cock and started tossing me his hand falling down into his shit he said fuck that's dirty I said certainly is he moved around over me this time facing my feet and bent down and started sucking my cock revealing his hairy arse the hairs all hang down coated in shit I managed to get my right arm around him and found his cock which I started tossing I was so horny suddenly I heard a little crack and Fergus started shitting on my chest much darker and stronger smelling this must have come from deeper inside of him he shit a good 10 inch turd the site of this I just spunked in Fergus's mouth when I stopped spunking I felt him tense up make a whimpering sound he took his mouth off my cock then straighten up then a little turd ball fell from his arse at the same time I felt my legs and my right foot being spunked on. He rolled off and layed on his back next to me and said fuck. I said god you shit well he said I have since I was a nipper me and me cousin used to have shit contests to see who could do the biggest turd I usually won till one day he asked an older lad from his school a big fucker who was about 11 to join us and this bastard laid the mother of all turds to this day I've never seen one as big not only long but fucking fat it must have been 2 foot long and stretched his ring piece to buggery, he said I found out 2 weeks later the lad was fucking my cousin he learned this from his pa fucking him so his ring piece was already stretched. He said lets help ya clean up he rummaged around and found some newspaper which he proceeded to pick his shit up in then he said go outside no one can see from the road and me will wash you off he brought the kettle scrunched up a sheet of paper and soaked it from the kettle and wiped my chest he repeated this several times but run out of water so stood in front of me and pissed all over my crouch then wiped it with another sheet of paper this was a bit rough as the paper was dry. I said that's fine cheers mate he said can't have a mister leaving mucky I went back in the van got dressed he was still naked I said thanks for the fun he said if ya needs a walk again call in be happy to empty ya knackers for you. I walked to my car and started for home I stank of Fergus's shit when I got home I walked into the kitchen striped my cloths off into the washing machine started that then went up and had a shower when I came down I went and emptied the back of the car put the wellies in the garage while doing so I thought Bill likes fucking I wonder if I could arrange another threesome.