Alex was tall, tanned, and bleach-blonde with just enough muscle to not quite be a twink. We had worked together for a while, and he was always over sharing stories about the parties he went to and joking around about his bowel movements. He also loved crop dusting his coworkers and seemed very proud of the rank gas from his partying and muscle building. He was smooth all over and usually had a slight hint of musk barely covered by body spray as if he didn't quite make it home last night.
The other week, I went into the bathroom just after he used it and was immediately hit by the smell of his fresh dump. No wonder he had such a big grin on his face on the way out. I sniffed deep and felt my dick getting hard, and it was right then that I noticed he didn't flush.
Alex had left a long, dark, slightly soft looking pile of turds floating in the water, reeking of eggs and nuts. The sight of his dump and the mental image of him straining on the bowl had my dick rock hard, and I immediately began jerking off over his ripe boy shit. My dick was precumming freely into the bowl full of Alex's smelly dump as I fantasized about giving him a blumpkin and getting my nose as close as possible to his hole.
I should have noticed the lack of paper in the bowl, or that I had left the door unlocked. I definitely noticed when sexy Alex came walking back in clutching a roll of toilet paper to find me wanking full speed over his dump.
"Damn you're nasty bro. I was just getting some tp so I could wipe, but it looks like that's gonna be your job now unless you want me telling everyone that you're into my shit."
I barely had a moment to react as Alex locked the door and stripped down, leaned squat against the back of the toilet, and spread his dirty butthole inches from my face.
"Get on your knees and start licking faggot, I know you want it. Lick my shitty jock hole!"
He didn't have to ask twice. I was on my knees in an instant, pushing my nose up his filthy butt crack and following it with my tongue. His shit had a bitter tang to it as I cleaned him up, but I only licked deeper, savoring his musky hole as I worked to get it clean again.
"Damn, you're a good little shit licker. Open wide bro."
Alex farted in my mouth without any further warning. His wind smelled like his dump, only somehow more intense. I sniffed and licked at his new offering before diving my tongue back into his ripe turdbox to continue cleaning. I needed every bit of Alex's filth in my mouth and nose, and it seemed he was going to deliver.
"Damn, my shit smells fucking amazing. Get your tongue in there and lick it, toilet boy. Eat my dirty ass out!"
"Fuck yeah bro, fart down my fucking throat! Damn you smell so good. I wanna taste all of you."
I continued rimming Alex's filthy shit pucker as both of our dicks got harder. He rubbed his ass against my nose and lips and farted repeatedly in my face, moaning and pushing his hole out so I could get in deeper as he stroked his dick.
"Don't worry bro, your secret is safe with me too. It's obvious you want more than my tongue up your dirty butt and that you're a nasty pig too."
"Fuck man, I need it so bad. Please! I love taking big dicks, but my ass is so dirty I'm always too nervous to ask. Guess you don't mind though, huh?"
"No worries, your shit's just gonna make it easier to get my cock inside you. Push out again like before only around my cock, it'll hurt less."
"Fuuuuccckkkkkkk!" Alex hissed as I filled him with my hard cock, dripping with precum and slick from the wet filth between his cheeks. "Feels like you're ripping me open, but I need it bad. Give it to me you dirty fag!"
Alex winced and breathed heavily as my cock slid deeper into his tight hole. His insides were warm and wet, and still coated in a thin layer of shit that refreshed the stink in the room as my cock bottomed out inside his muscular ass. I ground my hips against his ass and rammed in and out of his hole a few times, forcing a moan from Alex as his hole painted my dick brown.
"Shit on my fucking cock bro! Take it all the way up that stinky ass!"
Alex was furiously jerking off at this point using a handful of his own shit from the toilet as I pounded his ass rough and hard, taking volley after volley of his ripe gas to my dick and balls as I shitfucked his dirty hole.
"Yeeaahhh dick my hole down man! Fucking give it to me. My ass is so stinky and dirty and it feels so good getting my shit packed by that big dick!"
I pushed Alex's face into the stinking bowl and ground deeper and harder up his smelly dumper. Eventually neither of us could hold back any longer and we both came. My hot load exploded inside of him and Alex came all over his shitpile in the bowl.
Alex farted my dick back out of his greasy hole along with a dribble of my load. I dropped to my knees to slurp my dirty cum from his beautiful jock hole and to clean the remaining mess from his tasty butt crack before sucking his dick clean again, and finally flushing his loaded up turds down the bowl for good.
After a quick cleanup and another spray of Alex's cologne, we got back to work. I hoped we'd get to play again soon.