Usual disclaimers apply. This is total fantasy fiction and I have no personal knowledge of anyone mentioned.
AMERICAN IDOL FANTASTIC FUCKS Conclusion HAPPILY EVER AFTER
Simon and Adam spent several more days in London, exchanging fucks with Ant and Dec. Then they returned to LA, going to the luxurious 10M mansion Simon had recently purchased.
Their second night in LA, Simon told Adam he had a serious matter to discuss. "I won't beat around the bush, lover, although I've never done this before---I am asking you to marry me."
Adam was speechless. Simon went on to say that he never had thought he would marry, but that after these weeks together, he realized that Adam was his perfect mate. "It's not a sex thing," Simon explained, "we don't need a marriage license for that, but I realize after these weeks together, that I truly need you as my partner in life." Adam recovered to accept Simon's proposal, still in shock.
Simon was ecstatic and began discussing wedding plans. He said he wanted a big splashy wedding that would turn the world on its ear and make a statement very much needed for this 21st century. They went to bed as two lovebirds that night with wedding plans flashing through both their minds.
Simon asked Adam if it was all right with him to marry in Britain. Adam said that was fine although he had a lot of friends and family he wanted to attend. Simon said that was no problem as he would charter a jet from LA to London taking all of the American entourage. "This is going to be one helluva wedding, Adam, and we're going to make a splash."
Then Simon called his longtime fuck buddy Prince Edward and asked him to get all the necessary approvals. Later in the day the Prince called back, saying it would be a Church of England ceremony held in Westminster Abbey, the church of British royalty. Simon was ecstatic and he and Adam discussed in detail all of the plans for the ceremony.
Simon spent the next several weeks making the elaborate plans for the wedding. It was to be THE event of the year and he was prepared to spend 3 million pounds (ca. 5 million US$), knowing he would recoup more than that in TV rights, DVD sales, exclusive media interviews, not to mention the extensive and expansive career he had planned for Adam.
And, Simon said he had one unusual request, that being he would like to refer to Adam as his "wife." I can't see myself saying "husband" he said and that "partner" was already overused and too non-specific. Adam said that was fine with him but he wanted to call Simon his husband which was what Simon had in mind anyway. Simon said that some in the gay community wouldn't like that, but they would do it anyway.
Simon debated the time of the wedding and decided that a high noon event was best with the reception following. He said that made it less stuffy and more compatible with all his plans.
The next several weeks were frenetic with Simon overseeing each detail and every guest to be invited. Finally, the Saturday of the wedding arrived. Adam and an entourage of family and friends had flown to London on Wednesday, Simon having arrived a week earlier.
This wedding was indeed spectacular. Each of then had 12 attendants of both genders. HRH Prince Edward was lead attendant for Simon and Kris Allen, American Idol co-star was Adam's. Celebrities of both AI and Britain's Got Talent were attendants including Amanda Holden, Ryan Seacrest, Paula Abdul and Ant and Dec. Also, Ashton Kutcher, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney and Ben Affleck from the Hollywood world. All of these men were, of course, veterans of Simon's superb fucking.
The guest list was most impressive. Prince Charles and Lady Camilla were there seated next to President and Mrs. Sarkozy of France and Crown Prince Frederick and Princess Mary of Denmark. Prince Albert of Monaco was there with his sister Princess Caroline. The United States government was represented by White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. A little known fact is that Rahm is an insatiable cock hound who has taken Simon's huge dick for the last 15 years and often proclaimed that Simon was the best of his more than a thousand male lovers.
The ceremony was one of pomp and circumstance -- solemn and tasteful -- as one would demand of an Abbey celebration. The old Dean who presided seemed a bit stunned by a same sex marriage, but got through it with no glitches. The Westminster Philharmonic provided the music and Susan Boyle, 21st century singing sensation, was soloist.
Per Simon's instructions, the Dean ended the ceremony saying "I now pronounce you husband and wife. Ladies and Gentlemen I present Messrs. Simon and Adam Cowell-Lambert."
Simon and Adam then walked through the throng of 600 guests to cheering and clapping. This had indeed been a momentous occasion that would captivate the world. Incredible numbers of media from Australia to Zimbabwe thronged the Abbey courtyard as the newly married couple exited, beginning their lives together and to live happily ever after.