Angel Season Six

Finally Angel season six it's back with a new episode! Sorry it took so long, it's just that:

1. I've started writing a new series, UC Hollywood, also in the nifty gay celebrity archive

2. This is the longest episode I've written

3. Life got in the middle

If you like it or have any suggestions please contact me at: cliomiao@hotmail.it

Disclaimers: I don't own Angel and his characters and don't know the true sexuality of any of the celebrity mentioned. This is all a work of fiction so please don't sue me.

Episode 4 Sweet dreams part 2

-So? Do you know where Justin is, Big Daddy?- asked Medusa, looking at the strangled corpse of Nick. Her python was still around the man's neck.

-The butler wasn't lying- said Big Daddy --He really didn't know where mr Timberlake is.-

-Maybe we shouldn't have killed him so quickly- sighed Medusa --You could've read him some more.-

-Well, it's too late now, anyway- replied Big Daddy --Wonderful job, Medusa, by the way.-

-Oh, don't thank me, thank Hydra...- said Medusa, stroking with affection the head of her python, that hissed happily in response.

-Yes. She really is the smartest snake I've ever met. But now we really have to go. I'm sure mr Timberlake is anxiously waiting for us. And I don't want to keep him waiting.-

Credits

David Boreanaz ... Angel/ Angelus

James Marsters ... Spike

Amy Hacker ... Illyria

Mercedes McNab ... Harmony

Milo Ventimiglia ... Derek

Andy Hallet ... Lorne

And Eliza Dushku as Faith

Guest starring: Kristen Bell as Liz; Carmen Electra as Medusa; Jared Padalecky as Emmanuel; Sarah Thompson as Eve; Adam Brody as College Adam; Ryan Philippe as Elegant Adam; Pamela Anderson as Julie

Special guest star: Vin Diesel as Big Daddy and Justin Timberlake as himself

The room was surrounded by shadows. Derek wanted to run, but he couldn't see anything. And he was to afraid to meet him. Him: Angelus. The cruel vampire was lurking in the darkness, Derek knew it, spying him, waiting just for the right moment to attack. Derek was trying to hid, by getting deeper into the shadows, but the darkness was Angelus' home.

When he felt the vampire's warm breath on his neck, Derek stopped walking and fell to the floor, shivering.

-Found you- whispered Angelus in his ear, raising him to his feet again.

-Please, let me go...- pleaded Derek --Please...-

-C'mon... I'm not that bad once you get to know me.- said Angelus in Derek's ear, giving a quick lick to it --I'm worse.- he added with an evil grin.-

Then he started kissing him on the neck.

Derek didn't want to run away anymore. He was still afraid, but he also was enjoying it very much.

While still kissing Derek's neck from behind, Angelus put his hand in the front of Derek's black jeans and inside his white briefs. He grabbed the hard cock and started stroking it.

Derek panted in pleasure.

Then Angelus stopped kissing him and abruptly pushed him to the ground. Derek fell on his stomach, hurting his elbows and knees on the hard ground. Derek tried to crawl away, but Angelus stopped him by getting on top of him. The two struggled for a while, and Derek could feel the hard trousers-covered erection of Angelus on his clad ass.

While trying to keep the boy still, Angelus hastily lowered Derek's jeans and briefs just under his butt, then unbuttoned his own trousers and took out his hard cock.

Feeling the moist head of Angelus' cock at his entrance, Derek stopped struggling and took a deep breath.

-That's a good boy- murmured Angelus to Derek's ear, before pushing the head in with great effort.

Derek let out a scream as Angelus pushed deeper, stretching his tight hole.

He shoved all in at once, hard, then started fucking him roughly, ignoring Derek's cries.

When Derek's screams turned into moans of pleasure, Angelus got up and ripped off his own sweaty shirt, then raised Derek to his knees and started fucking him hard doggy style.

As Angelus hit his prostate Derek felt ready to cum. He felt his cock pulsing and then...

College Adam woke him up shaking him.

-Another... "Bad dream"?- asked College Adam (this time wearing red boxer-briefs and a wifebeater) with a smirk, looking down at Derek's evident erection. The boy was sleeping just in his white briefs this time.

-Ehm... yeah... Erm... Kind of...- mumbled Derek. --Why did you wake me up?-

-Have you already forgot about the plan for your escape?- said College Adam as he casually put his hand on Derek's crotch. --We have to go now that everybody's asleep... Or I guess we could wait for a couple of minutes- he added massaging the brief clad cock of Derek who was still lying down on the bed.

-I think it's going to take a little bit more than a couple of minutes...- replied Derek with a grin, pulling Adam over him, so that he sat exactly above his cock.

-Really? Three maybe?- moaned Adam, grinding his covered ass against Derek's covered cock. Derek didn't answer, he just pulled Adam down and kissed him on the mouth.

At first Adam, a bit surprised, just opened his lips to let Derek's tongue slide inside his mouth, but then kissed him back with passion.

Then he slowly went down, kissing Derek on the neck as he pushed Adam's boxer-briefs down, revealing Adam's seven inches cut cock and then grabbed it and started jerking it off.

Adam quickly got up, got rid of his boxers and Derek's briefs and then sat on Derek's hard cock in one motion. He didn't stop until he felt Derek's balls slapping against his skin.

He rode it, as he kissed and touched Derek everywhere.

-So? No snappy comment?- said Derek panting, as he grabbed Adam's dick again and started stroking it.

-Just that... Ah... You're a... Oh my god... Queer...- replied Adam. Bouncing on Derek's cock faster.

-You're the one with... mmm... a cock up his ass.- smirked Derek.

-Really? I didn't... Oh... even notice...-

-Oh yeah? Let's see if you notice this- said Derek, pushing Adam with his back on the bed and his legs spread, and then he started pounding his ass hard. Adam wasn't even able to speak and just whimpered in response. Derek was fucking him so hard that the headboard of the bed was thumping against the wall.

As Derek's thrusts became faster and harder, Adam grabbed his dick and started masturbating. It wasn't long before he was coming all over himself.

Derek smiled seeing the boy under him coming, and feeling Adam's ass muscles clench making his ass tighter he knew that he was going to come soon too.

So Derek leaned down and kissed Adam just as he came deep inside his ass. He gave the last two slow thrust and then stopped moving, breathing heavily.

-Wow... That was... anf... great...- panted Adam as Derek got off him and laid near him --How about you run away now?-

Derek smiled.

-Why don't you come too?- he asked --C'mon, it's going to be fun, we'll go... clubbing or something, I don't know actually, just anything to stay away from this place for just one night...-

-No, because if I did, Eve and the others would find out I was the one letting you out and then they they would... well, not kill me, but probably do something worse.-

-Why are you staying with them? I mean, you're nice... While everyone else here is...-

-Arrogant, nasty and always in a bad mood. I know, but well... Everything they do is for the greater good. So I have to help them.-

-What is the "greater good"?-

-Actually, most of it it's keeping you from destroying the world. But there are other forces, BIG forces playing. Who aren't that good.-

-Is... Angelus one of these "forces"?-

-How do you know about Angelus?- asked Adam surprised.

-Well... My dreams are pretty much always about him. Which is kind of weird, since I've only met him once. But I guess that dreaming about strangers makes more sense than turning into a super demon capable of destroying the world.-

-You and Angelus are connected in some way. I don't know. They don't tell me a lot of things, they think that they can't trust me and that I would tell you everything I know.-

-And you wonder where we got that idea from, you twit?!!!!- growled to himself Elegant Adam in his room, far away from Derek and College Adam.

He was naked in his bed, his cock hard from seeing College Adam and Derek's previous activities in his mind.

-Have I told you how much I hate it when you talk to yourself?- said Eve, appearing from under the sheets, naked as well.

-Sorry, it's just... That idiot is telling Derek everything. Not everything, but... A lot.-

-He's not telling him about the whole "you'll have to suck the world into hell to save us" thing?-

-No. But he's told him what he knows about Angelus.-

-It's better this way. I told you. This way Derek will think that there is at least one person he can trust here.-

-I know, you already told me when you explained how we should pretend we don't know that he's planning a one night escape...-

-And Adam III doesn't know you're reading his mind, right?-

-No. That imbecile still thinks he's learnt how to keep his thoughts from me and Adam II.-

-But he can't read yours, right?-

-Only what I want him to know. I'm not as stupid as he is.-

-You shouldn't talk about him like this. He is a part of you, you know.-

-Yeah. The stupid part of me.-

-Whatever. Now let's get back to sex and pretend we don't know anything. I've been so damn horny all week.-

-Me too. Thank god Adam III gave me some release in his two sex session with Derek.- smiled Elegant Adam, then he kissed Eve and the two disappeared under the sheets again.

Angel had just woken up from another wet dream about him fucking Derek. His cock was rock hard again. But he didn't even bother, he was getting used to always being excited.

But he needed to sleep. The morning after Faith, Liz and Illyria were going to the Sugar Corporation to retrieve Justin's sex tape, and he needed to be ready in case anything went wrong. And things always went wrong when there were demons involved.

He decided he was too excited to go back to bed yet, so he went downstairs to get something to drink in just his silk dark boxers.

He sleepily got to the kitchen and opened the fridge looking for blood. Suddenly noises of someone walking behind him came to his ears. He turned around and punched the stranger in the face.

-Ouch!! Are you gone completely mad? Bloody hell!- yelled Spike falling to the floor.

-Spike. I didn't know it was you. I would have hit you harder punch if I did.- replied Angel. What was Spike doing there? And why was he wearing only a towel? --What are you doing here? And why are you wearing only a towel?- he asked him, giving him a hand to help him get up.

-Faith made me come here. I wanted to stay in my apartment but apparently she doesn't get turned on by rats and dirty pillows. Go figure.- said Spike in answer.

-Oh... So you and Faith are together?-

-Yes... Well, not really... It's just we've both been really horny all week...-

-So you two... You know... do... stuff?-

-Yeah.-

-Oh.-

-Yeah- repeated Spike.

-Good.-

-Yeah.-

And next thing they knew, Angel was kissing Spike hard on the mouth, then pushed him on the table and took off the towel, revealing the blonde's ten inches hard cock.

He got on his knees and took all the cock down as his throat.

Spike moaned in response.

-Shit, I had missed this.- he said as Angel bobbed his head up and down between his legs.

-And I've missed this.- replied Angel as he got up, lowered his boxers and shoved all of his cock inside Spike's ass.

Spike screamed in pain and pleasure as he felt Angel's balls slapping against his ass. It had been a long time since he had last received a cock. He wanted hard and rough and that was as Angel was giving it to him.

He started to meet Angel's thrusts by moving his waist back and forward, trying to get as much cock as he could in his ass.

Angel, still pushing faster and harder, leaned himself on Spike and kissed him so to suppress a scream of pleasure.

He hadn't fucked a male ass ever since that time with Xander seven years before, and he had missed it. Sure, he liked girls and their pussies, but there was nothing like a good, tight boy pussy.

Soon Spike was coming all over himself and Angel's torso, without even needing to touch his cock.

Angel, feeling he was about to cum too, pulled away from Spike's ass and shoved his cock down the blonde's throat. He got it all in at once, so that Spike's nose was buried inside his pubes and his balls were smacking against Spike's mouth.

After just a few thrusts he came.

-Yeah...- he moaned, hearing the gulping sound of Spike swallowing his cum.

Spike licked all the shaft as it got soft so not to lose a single drop of cum.

When Angel's dick was soft and completely soft, he took it out of Spike's mouth and quickly pulled his boxers up. He wiped some of Spike's cum from his chest with his hand.

-Look at the mess you've done!- he mumbled annoyed.

-Oh, I'm sorry... Next time I'm just going to spit your cum on your face and will see what mess you will do.-

-There won't be a next time.- replied Angel.

-Good. `Cause I don't think I would stand it.- said Spike as he got up and took his towel --I'm going to have a shower.-

-Me too.- said Angel, and they walked away in opposite direction without even looking at each other.

They both showered, thinking to what had got into them... Not that they hadn't enjoyed their little "reunion" but... They still hated each other.

Angel sighed in the shower as he thought about it. He should have never done something like that with Spike... but he had been feeling so horny all week he just couldn't help himself. He felt like he was possessed by some sex-crazed spirit.

But he wasn't the only one. Spike, Illyris, Faith, Harmony, Liz, Big Daddy, Medusa, Eve, Justin and the Adams all couldn't sleep due to their horniness.

That wasn't really a problem for Big Daddy and Ursula (him being a pimp and her being a demon prostitute) but the others one were quite... restless. Faith and Spike also found a solution to their horniness together... But Liz and Harm had to get off just by theirselves.

And has Liz was desperately masturbating, she was struck by an idea... "I'm not alone here" she thought "This is a fucking hotel, it's full of people... I could fuck... Well, not Lorne `cause is sooo gay... And Spike's busy with Faith... Damn we need more boys around here... Well, there's Angel left and he looked quite horny this morning... I'm going to make him a big surprise."

But Harmony also had the same idea... Actually at first she thought of getting her Blondie Bear back, but then realised that it was better not to mess with a slayer... So she put on her sexy underwear (a leather bra and thong) and tiptoed to Angel's room's door.

She was just about to get in when she saw Liz walking down the corridor.

-Liz? What are you doing here?- she whispered to the girl.

Liz immediately blushed.

-I was just... Erm... Going to get a glass of water...- she said as she reddened.

-Dressed as a sexy nurse?- replied Harmony.

-Erm.. I... Ehm...- babbled Liz trying to find an excuse --Well... What are you doing in your thong?-

And this time it was Harm's turn to blush.

-Well... There's a good explanation for that... I...- not knowing what to say, Harmony entered Angel's room and closed the door.

-HEY!!! OPEN UP YOU SKANK!!! ANGEL IS MINE!- shouted Liz banging the door.

-Sorry, hon, I'm older and faster!!- replied Harmony looking at the room. Angel wasn't in his bed but she could hear the shower running. She smiled and walked to the bed, where she spread herself inhaling Angel's scent. She heard Angel turning the shower off and prepared herself.

But before Angel could get out of the bathroom, Liz kicked down the door.

-Hey... That kind of hurts...- she complained rubbing her foot.

-How did you do that? I've never managed to kick down a door and I'm a vampire!- cried Harmony.

-That's because you suck as a vampire, Harm.- replied Liz.

-Oh yeah? Let's see if I suck at this!- said Harmony as she punched Liz on her face.

-Ouch!- screamed the girl grabbing her nose --I think you broke my nose!-

-Oh my god, Liz, hon, I'm so sorry... Are you sure?- asked Harmony worried. Just as she stepped near Liz to check her out, the girl grinned.

-Sucker...- she whispered, then she grabbed Harm's hair and started pulling it.

-LET ME GO, LIZ!!! LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!- cried Harmony and pulled Liz's hair as well.

As the two girls struggled, Angel got out of the bathroom. Seeing the two girls in his room he immediately covered himself with a towel.

-What are you two doing here?- he asked. The two girls immediately let go of each other and smiled.

-Hi, Angel, we were just...- started Harmony.

-Going to bed.- finished Angel for her.

-Yeah!- the girls both replied, laying themselves on Angel's bed.

-I meant in your room.- precised Angel. He didn't want to make another mistake because of his horniness.

-Fine... Whatever...- mumbled the girls as they got out the bed and the room into the corridor. Angel locked his door when they were out.

-I'm sorry about before...- muttered Liz.

-Hey, like J.Lo says: everything is fair in love and war...- replied Harm.

-Are you sure it was J.Lo?-

-You're right, maybe it was Madonna...-

They kept on walking until they both got to their rooms.

-Well, Goodnight, Liz...-

-Goodnight, Harm... Wait...-

-What?-

-Could you lend me a... You know... a...- Liz lowered her voice --Vibrator?-

-Of course. Big Patrick will be just perfect for you.- replied Harmony, disappearing into her room and reappearing with a fifteen inches pink fake cock thick as a coke can.

-Fuck...- mumbled Liz seeing it.

-Fuck is the right word.- smiled Harmony, handling her Big Patrick --Have a very good night.-

Justin was in his limo, getting home after an exhausting day. After he had left the Hyperion Hotel, he had started feeling really, really horny. He was so hard that has his chauffeur was driving, he couldn't help but grab his cock and rub it a little... The throbbing dick was desperately asking fo a release. The limo stopped in front of Justin's house: he got down, prepared to face all his fans waiting for him.

-Hey! Hello everyone! Yeah, I know, I'm great!- he told the screaming crowd, checking for fuckable fans. Nah, they were all too young... He walked inside his gate as his body guards kept the fans away. He didn't know that as he passed them by, the fans started getting a strong sensation of horniness.

Another stressful day was finally over, he thought as he got inside is house. But he noticed something weird. Normally Nick would have come to him and start bitching about his day while Justin was away "having fun" but this time he didn't come.

Maybe he had gone to bed. Or maybe he was in his room doing porn stuff on the internet.

-Nick? Get your fucking ass here, you are paid to clean and the living room is still a mess! God, one of this days I'm so going to fire your ass!- shouted Justin as he climbed the stairs to get to Nick's room. --Nick? Nick, are you in your room? Put something on, I'm coming in!-

But when he came in Nick was fully dressed. He was lying on his bed, and could seem asleep, if it wasn't for the unnatural angle of his neck.

Justin, shocked, ran to the body.

-No.. Nick...- he cried. There was a little piece of paper left on Nick. Justin read it.

"He was rude. Big Daddy. P.s.: see you soon."

Derek had just left the apartment. He waved goodbye at College Adam and disappeared into a street. What was he going to do? He had lied to Adam, he didn't really want to go back to Eve and the Adams. He knew that of course they were going to track him down sooner or later, but until that moment... What could he do? He couldn't go home, he probably was wanted for Sean's murder... He had to create a new identity, find a job and a home. Shit, it was going to be hard.

And he still felt so horny. Caught up in his thoughts, he didn't see the smart man wearing glasses approaching him.

-I'm sorry- asked him Emmanuel --Is this Welby Road?-

Derek looked at him. He was cute, and normally he would have made a move on him, but he was in too much shit right now.

So he said, pointing at the sign saying "Welby Road": -Yes, it is, obviously.-

Emmanuel didn't know why he had stopped to talk to the boy. Of course he knew where he was, but when he had seen the boy he had suddenly felt so... Horny.

"No..." he thought "Don't give into the temptation... Avoid the sin..."

-Thank you.- smiled Emmanuel, trying to get on with the mission. But now his mind was full of images of that boy, naked, crawling on him...

"No..." he thought "It's Satan. It's the devil. He's giving you thoughts of that boy to distract you from your sacred mission. That boy he's his slave. That boy is the Devil."

So Emmanuel turned around and threw a wave of psychic energy to Derek, knocking him unconscious.

Angel had finally fallen asleep after another jerk off session. In his dreams, he was Angelus again. This time he was inside the Hyperion, which was completely empty, except for him and Derek. They were sitting in front of each other this time, both fully dressed.

-You're not running away this time.- said Angelus with a smirk.

-It would be useless, wouldn't it? Just like all the other times.- replied Derek.

-Mmm... Stalking you was more fun. Can't you at least pretend to be scared?-

-I am- said Derek --I always am.-

Suddenly they weren't in the Hyperion anymore, but they were making out on the sofa in Eve's loft. Their clothes were gone and their hard dicks were rubbing together. Angelus, who was on top, greedily started kissing Derek's neck and then his hard nipples, his abs and then finally he started sucking on Derek's cock.

-wait!- stopped him Derek, and then pointed to the door. --There's someone watching us.-

Eve came in from the door.

-Wow.- she said --Male on male action. It always turns me on. But Angelus, I thought you were an all macho type.-

-You can join us if you want us.- grinned Angelus. Eve smiled, and suddenly behind her there were the Adams and Lilith.

-No.- said Eve --We have to leave soon. We better start packing. It's already started.-

And then the loft was gone, and Angelus and Derek were back in the Hyperion, still naked and on top of each other. Liz was babbling, sitting behind the desk in the hall.

-I mean, it's like, so totally... whatever, you know?- she was saying --Because now that it has like, started, like, nobody can stop it.-

-What has started, Liz?- asked Angel.

-What do you mean, what?- laughed Liz --The apocalypse, of course, silly.-

-It's me.- said Faith coming down from the stairs --I'm the slayer. It's going to be me.-

-You're going to be what?- asked her Angelus.

-DriiIng.- answered Faith.

-What?-

DRIIING! The phone ringing woke up Angel from his dream.

-Yes?- he moaned as he tiredly answered the phone.

-It's me. Justin.-

-What's happened?-

-Nick... My butler... He's dead. Big Daddy has killed him.-

-Oh fuck. I'm so sorry, Justin.-

-It's going to get worse, Angel. They'll come for me too.-

-Yes, we'll do everything to protect you and... Ronf...- Angel had fallen asleep with the phone still in his hands.

-Angel? Angel?-

The morning after everyone of Angel Investigation looked tired. Everyone had had a restless night.

-So... Are you all ready for the today's mission?- asked Angel as they all sat exhausted on the kitchen's chairs.

-Could use a cup of coffee...- mumbled Faith. --Twenty cups of coffee, actually...-

-Yeah, me too...- moaned Liz with an exhausted look on her face --Big Patrick has really been entertaining...-

-Who?- asked Faith. Liz just blushed and Harmony giggled.

-Okay, I don't wanna know.- added Faith as she started preparing coffee.

-Guys...- started Angel kind of embarrassed --did last night any of you... you know... felt kind of... Horny?-

-Oh, thank god, so it wasn't only me!- cried Lorne with relief (he had spent the night at the hotel to get cable porn).

-I was feeling hot- said Illyria --And my vagina emitted lubrication fluids.-

-Eeew.- said Harmony and Liz.

-Do you think we're under a spell or something?- asked Faith.

-Could be. Maybe there's a sex demon doing this to us. Did I tell you about the time when in Sunnydale we all started singing?- replied Spike --Hey, wait a second... I don't want you to know about that. Anyway, in the end people burst into flames.-

-Or maybe it's like that time when everybody became a teen ager again. So that everyone was distracted and the Mayor could steal the babies.- added Angel.

-Wasn't Sunnydale the Hellmouth? It's sounds like a funfair to me!- said Lorne.

-Wait a second... Is it just us? Feeling horny, I mean.- asked Spike.

Faith turned on the television, where anchorwoman Amy Fairshow and anchorman Anthony Salter were reading the news.

-It seems like Los Angeles keeps on getting hotter and hotter... The number of arrests for indecent behaving in public spaces has increased to fifteen and doesn't seem like they're going to stop anytime soon... Also because most of the Police Officers who made the arrest are know caught in the sexual frenzy...- was saying Amy.

-See? Tv has all the answers.- simply said Faith, turning off the television.

-Okay, we'll go all Veronica Mars about this...- said Liz --But first... We have to retrieve Justin sex tape! God, I can't wait to see it!-

-You won't see it, Liz! Nobody will!- retorted Angel --We'll retrieve it and then destroy it. That's it.-

-Try and stop me. If it really is on a computer, I'll make a copy before you even know it. For my personal collection. I mean, if, like, you could see Victoria Beckham's sex tape you wouldn't?-

-Victoria who?-

-Okay... I'm leaving.- cried Lorne getting up --I mean, not knowing who Victoria Beckham is is like... Blasphemy. Plus, I'm too horny to concentrate.-

-Bye, Lorneytunes.- said sad Harmony.

-Bye Lorne.- sighed all the others.

-Bye gay demon.-concluded Liz.

Lorne waved goodbye and left the room.

-Okay, let's get ready.- said Angel --We have a busy day.-

-`Kay. I'll go put something slutty on.- said Faith, getting up. --See you later.-

-I'm going to get slutty too.- said Harmony.

-Harm, you're not going anywhere!- stopped her Angel.

-That's so unfair! What will I do? Stay here all day with... Spike... No Faith... Mmmm... Maybe it's not going to be that bad.-

-Oh god she's going to rape me!- cried Spike --Good. I needed a release.-

And then he got up and kissed Harmony.

-Are you crazy? Faith is upstairs!- said Liz separating them.

-So? We're not together.- replied Spike.

-But she'll stake you both if she finds out.- retorted Liz. --Plus, you're only acting like this due to your horniness. And it's wrong and... Oh my god, Spike, has anyone told you have great pecs?-

Liz started stroking Spike's chest.

-The pet is mine.- intervened Illyria, taking Liz's hand off of Spike --He will only serve my sexual cravings.-

-Fine. I'll do Angel then.- replied Liz.

-Liz, go and get ready before this becomes a giant orgy.- ordered Angel --And Illyria and Harm... maybe it's better if Spike comes with me. We'll pretend to be clients and get inside the Sugar Corporation. Come on, Illyria, Spike, come with me to the car, we'll wait for Faith and Liz there.-

The three of them left.

-Guess it's only you and me.- sighed Harmony, taking out Big Patrick from the pocket of her pyjamas.

Derek slowly and hurtfully woke up. The last thing he remembered was that man asking him for indications and then... Nothing.

His head was hurting, and he realized he was tied to a chair of a small, dark apartment. He's clothes were still on, so maybe it wasn't one of his dreams. Or maybe he was and the clothes still needed to come off. He certainly hoped so. But then he saw the man looking at him with hate. It was the one from Welby road, and his eyes were purple.

-You finally woke up, beast.- he said with rage.

-What?- Did that man know about the demon inside him?

-You're a Devil's instrument. You tempt me with your sweet sin.-

What the fuck was that man talking about?

-Are you one of those catholic drunk freaks?- asked Derek, as he tried to untie the ropes that tied his hands to the chair.

-True believers don't drink .- sneered Emmanuel, taking a knife.

"Wonderful..." thought Derek "Not only I killed my boyfriend and I'm hosting a demon inside me, I had to found a religious serial killer. The day can't get much worse. Well... Unless the serial killer is going to torture me with Celine Dion."

-You want me to lose my path. You use your graces to trick me into sin.- said Emmanuel --But I'll send you back to the Hells where you came from.-

-Listen, I've had a very very bad week. Isn't there a way we can solve this by, I don't know, make me say a prayer and stuff like that? I'll even get exorcised if you think I'm possessed or whatever it is you think.-

-There's only one way to exorcise you, and that's the fire of purification.-

Okay, the crazy killer was getting much too closer now. There was only one thing Derek could do now. He had to use the demon inside him. He needed his strength. He tried to remember how he had felt when the hooded demon had attacked him. All the rage. The fear.

Finally he sensed it- the demon taking over him. His strength flowing through his body.

"no" Derek thought "I don't have to let the demon take over me... I just have to use him. Like they taught me..."

But it was hard. Derek lost control and destroyed the ropes with his now enormous muscles.

-BEAST!- Yelled Emmanuel.

But the demon Derek had turned him just grabbed him and threw him on one of the walls.

Then walked to him, intentioned to finish him.

"NO!" thought Derek, taking control again "I just wanted to get free, not kill him."

The demon growled, as if to say he didn't care, and lifted his strong arm, ready to lower it on Emmanuel's face. But then Derek finally managed to take control, and stopped his fist from hitting Emmanuel.

"Wow! I'm good!" he congratulated himself. But before he could get too cheered up, he found himself floating mid-air.

-What the fuck?- he cried. Then he saw Emmanuel. His purple eyes were shining even more and was keeping his hand up, as if to lift Derek up.

"Telekinesis..." thought Derek "Why has my life suddenly turned in a Charmed episode?"

Emmanuel gave a little flick of his hand and suddenly Derek was thrown across the room and crashed on a wardrobe.

-You asked for it, son of a bitch...- he growled getting up on his feet. He let the demonic strength invade his body, but not totally losing control this time. Then he charged at Emmanuel, but before he was able to hit him, Emmanuel flickered his hand again and Derek found himself smashing a table.

-God has given me the power.- said Emmanuel --You can't defeat me, beast.-

-You're one of those weird home schooled kids, aren't you?- roared Derek. He was angry with himself.

That fucking demon must have had some other fucking superpower other than the super-strength. If he didn't, well, he was going to soon be dead. Then he felt it: waves of energy rushing through his body. And Derek finally knew what he had to do. He focused all the energy into the palms of his hands, until two balls of black energy formed there in his hands, and threw them to Emmanuel, hitting him in the chest. The ball went trhough Emmanuel, shocking him as if made of electricity. Emmanuel fell to the floor. Derek returned to his normal form and approached cautiously the psychic. Had he killed him?

Derek bent and looked at Emmanuel's face. His eyes were closed but he was clearly breathing. Derek was bout to turn away and look for a way out when Suddenly Emmanuel opened his eyes and tackled him, throwing him on the floor.

They started fighting, without using their powers this time, just puches and kickes. They rolled on the floor as Derek bit Emmanuel's arm trying to break free. They stopped when Emmanuel punched him in the face so hard that Derek collapsed to the floor, blood pouring out of his mouth.

They were both exhausted and breathing heavily, Emmanuel on top of Derek.

The psychic looked at the boy beneath him. Could really somebody so beautiful be an instrument of Satan? He found it hard to believe that that cute face had turned into the scary face of a demon not long before.

-It's time to die, Devil.- said Emmanuel. But instead of killing him, Emmanuel found himself kissing passionately Derek. He tried to pull off, but it was too lately: Derek was kissing him back and he felt his tongue sliding his mouth and could be nothing but rub it with his.

Derek let his hand slid inside Emmanuel's pants, feeling his hard cock underneath it. He hastily unbuttoned his and Emmanuel's trousers and lowered them. Emmanuel wasn't wearing anything underneath it and his nine inches uncut cock sprung to full attention. Derek pushed him so that now he was on top, and started kissing Emmanuel's neck as he stroked his big cock. Then he ripped off Emmanuel's shirt and kissed the sculpted chest, giving particular attention to the hard nipples.

After sucking greedily on the nipples, he followed Emmanuel treasure's trail to his cock and deepthroated it in one swift move.

Emmanuel gasped, feeling the tightness of Derek's throat around his dick. It had been a lot since he had last had sex... He always tried to resist the temptation, but this time it had been too overwhelming. He knew that later he would have to pay for his sins.

But right now the thought of doing something wrong and prohibited just got him more exciting, and he started thrusting his hips up, fucking Derek's mouth.

As for Derek, he still couldn't believe he was sucking the cock of the man who had been trying to kill him a few moments before. But he was just so beautiful, and his cock was so big... He engulfed the entire shaft before starting to move his head up and down, meeting Emmanuel's thrusts.

While he kept on sucking, Derek put a finger at the entrance of Emmanuel's ass and pushed it in. Emmanuel moaned, clenching his ass around Derek's finger.

So Derek added another finger, as he licked Emmanuel's big hairless balls. Pushing the fingers in and out, he took one ball in his mouth and sucked it, then the other.

Finally Derek, hearing Emmanuel panting in pleasure beneath him, lowered his briefs, freeing his cock, which was now so hard it almost hurt, then positioned himself between Emmanuel's legs and kissed him on the mouth, guiding his cock to Emmanuel's hole.

He pushed the head in and saw a small tear coming down from Emmanuel's purple eyes. He grinned seeing his enemy suffering a bit, and pushed all his cock in with one strong thrust.

Emmanuel emitted something cross way between a moan and a scream as Derek's cock teared his ass and hit his prostate.

He grabbed his own cock and jerked off as Derek fucked him with no restrains. They were both so horny and excited that they didn't last long: after less than ten minutes Emmanuel was cumming all over himself while Derek came copiously in his ass.

When the orgasm was finally over and the two men had collapsed exhausted on the floor, they realized what they had just done.

For Derek meant having sex with a psychotic killer with psychic powers, and for Emmanuel it meant having sex not having had sex, but also homosexual sex. He could already smel the infernal flames.

-BEAST!!!- he screamed jumping to his feet and kicking Derek.

Derek avoided the kick rolling on the floor and said: -Guess you don't want me to stay and cuddle, uh?-

Emmanuel psychically threw a chair at him. Derek avoided that too, quickly put on his trousers, leaving his underwear behind, and ran towards the door, opened it and ran away.

Emmanuel looked with rage at the door slamming. The beast had ran away and he had give in to the temptation. He looked at the Derek's pair of discarded briefs and ripped them apart with his psychic powers. Then he took one of the ropes and started hitting himself on the back. Pain was the only way to pay for his sin.

Angel left Faith, Liz, Spike and Illyria in the parking lot of the building of the Sugar Corporation. It was an enormous sky craper.

-Okay, go and pretend to be prostitutes, I have to go to Justin's house, he wants protection in case one of Big Daddy prostitutes tries to kill him.- he explained.

-What about me?- asked Spike.

-You'll pretend to be a client and you'll intervene if something goes wrong.-

-Pretend to be a client? I like this job.-

-Oh no, you won't, Blondie Bear!- shouted Harmony coming out of the car's trunk.

-HARM!- yelled Angel furious --You were supposed to stay at the Hotel!-

-Big Patrick ran out of batteries. I was bored.- replied Harmony --I wanna be a prostitute too.-

-Harm, no. I can't trust you!- said Angel --Who knows what you will do to have Justin's tape all to yourself! You could betray us all!-

-I would never something like that!- responded Harmony. Then, seeing the looks on Angel's and Spike's faces, added: -Okay, I've done it a couple of times... But I'm a different person now. And plus, if you don't let me be a prostitute, I'll stop telling you my visions.-

-What? You can't do that! The powers that be gave you the visions for a reason!- said Angel.

-Can I be a prostitute, then?- smirked Harmony.

-We'll keep an eye on her.- said Faith.

-Fine.- hissed Angel angry --Be a god damn prostitute if you want to. --

Then he got back in the car and left.

-Yay!- said happily Harmony --Let's go!-

They all followed her to the stairs that got inside the first floor of the building.

Once in, they were all amazed: it looked like they were in a mall, but instead of clothes in the shops there were exposed all kind of sensual girl-demons.

-What do we do now?- asked Faith.

-I think that we'll have to... I don't know, act slutty until a pimp notice us.- suggested Liz.

But Harmony had already gone to the information desk, where a girl with a blue skin dressed only with her bra and a skirt so short that her thong was perfectly visible answered the clients questions.

-Hi!- said Harmony --Me and my friends would like to become prostitutes. Where do we have to go?-

-You have to go to Big Daddy. I'll ask if he can receive you.- she took a phone and called a number --Good morning, Mr Big Daddy. There are three very cute girls who would like to become prostitutes. Should I send them upstairs? Okay. Yeah. They'll be there in a minute.- then she put down the phone and smiled at Harmony. --He'll receive you immediately. Just get the elevator and go to the last floor.-

Harmony did as she said, followed by the Faith and Liz. As for Spike, he started looking at all the prostitutes with a big smile.

Faith, Illyria, Liz and Harmony talked as the elevator slowly proceeded.

-I was thinking... - was saying Harmony.

-You think, Harm?- replied Faith.

-Just shut up and listen to me. Okay... I was thinking that Angel Investigations isn't big on the business lately... So, I was thinking that to gain a few extra bucks...-

-Don't even say it, Harm.- tried to stop her Faith.

-You could really become a hooker, Faith. I mean, I couldn't, I'm too classy, but you... You should think about it. --

Faith was just about to punch her when the elevator doors opened, revealing a dark yet classy room. It was decorated like a real classy room from the `20s.

-Good morning, Ladies.- said Big Daddy, sitting behind a desk made of glass. --Let me introduce myself... I'm Big Daddy, head of the sugar corp and, if you'll be worthy, you're future pimp.-

-I'm Faith, and these are Har...-

-Sorry to interrupt you, but I already know who you are.- said Big Daddy, getting up and politely moving four chairs so they could sit. --I'm an Empath Demon. I already know you're names, and I can feel that all of you have something special.- He turned to Faith --You're a slayer. Right? You will be so perfect. Vampires and demons will spend millions to stay a night with a slayer.- then he looked to Illyria --And you... An ancient one... You would be my gem, my precious friend...- then he looked at Harmony --And a vampire... But not just like any others... A vampire connected to the Powers That Be... That's probably even more hard to find than a vampire with a soul.-

-I know, right? I mean, everyone as a soul these day... I'm more special!- said happily Harmony.

-And last but not least... You.- he looked at Liz. --There's something unique about you...-

-What makes you think that?- asked Liz, kind of freaked out.

-I couldn't sense your name.- answered Big Daddy --Nor your powers. But I can feel they are something very powerful.-

-Well... I'm very good at making origamis!- replied Liz confused --You know, like paper boats, paper birds... Once I made this wonderful paper peacock... Too bad my teacher said that I wasn't listening to him and trashed it.-

-Oh no, sweet Liz... There's something unique about you. Maybe you still don't know it, and we'll find it together then.-

Liz blushed.

-Wow... I'm flattered...- she shyly said.

-Yeah, right, but I'm the vampire connected to the Powers That Be, ain't I?- intervened Harmony feeling left out.

-Of course, my dear, you're very special.- he answered, and then sat down in front of the girls. --But first things first. Will you please tell me what is a such powerful group of woman really doing here? You could have the world at your feet, so why do you want to become prostitutes?-

Faith gave him a flirtatious smile.

-You're the empath demon.- she said --Shouldn't you "sense it"?-

-Alas, my powers fully work only when I'm making love to someone... And when I am I get totally connected to the person in question... We practically become one. That's why that before you can become my girls I have to know I can totally trust you.-

-We'll have to... make love to you?- asked Faith.

-Yes.- was the plain answer.

The girls didn't know what to say, and just stared with their jaws open. Big Daddy was kind of hunky and plus they were really really horny, so it was hard to resist the offer... But there was one problem: if they had sex with him he would discover their plan. They had to be very careful and tried to hold back...

-I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!- screamed Harmony, and threw herself on Big Daddy and started kissing him. Faith grabbed and pushed her back on her chair.

-Chill out, Horny Harmony.- she said, trying to be natural --We have to know some things first.-

-Yes, my ladies?- asked Big Daddy.

-Okay...Let's just say that there are a lot of people coming after us.- lied Faith --So we have to be sure that our... you know... performance don't end up on the internet.-

-Oh, don't worry, we're always very discreet. We only make digital movies for... very special clients.-

Faith had to stop herself from smiling. He got him right where he wanted him.

-These movies... How can we be sure nobody sees them?- she asked .

-They don't even leave this building.- explained Big Daddy.

"Perfect" thought Faith to herself.

-Big Daddy... Could you give me and my friends a little ladies' private time? We need to think about this.-

-Sure. There's a bathroom in the corridor out that door in the left.- said Big Daddy.

Faith responded with a big smile, and went to the bathroom followed by the other girls.

-So... What do we do know?- asked Liz.

-One of us will have to have sex with him... You know, so we aren't suspicious.-

-I'LL GO!!!- screamed Harmony raising her hand.

-Of course, after having sex with one of us, he'll find out about our plan, so it will have to be someone very strong, capable of facing him.- continued Faith.

-I'm very strong, I'm a fricking vampire!!! I can't get tanned, at least give me the satisfaction of a superfuck!- said Harmony.

-I was thinking of Illyria.- suggested Faith.

-I would be very glad of having his big stallion cock pumping inside my hot pussy- agreed Illyria with a totally cold voice.. They all looked at her amazed.

-Where did you learn to speak like that?- finally asked her Liz.

-I saw it on the box you call TV.- answered Illyria -There was a movie all about sex. There's one thing that I didn't understand, though, and it is why when the woman told the carpenter that she needed a job he got rid of his clothes and inserted his penis in her vagina. I thought the carpenter's job was to build things.-

-Okay, Illy, just act like you saw in that movie and you'll be perfect- told her Faith.

-Couldn't we at least have a threesome?- tried suggesting Harmony.

They walked in Big Daddy's office again.

-It's all set.- said Faith.

-Good. But first I should go on with the job interview. Have you had previous experience in the field of prostitution?-

-Does giving a blowjob the school librarian because he knows the answers to the history test count as prostitution?- asked Harmony.

-Did you blow Giles?- said disgusted Faith.

Harmony blushed a little. --So what? He was very lonely and I've always had a thing for older men!-

-You whore!-

-Ladies, ladies, ladies...- stopped them Big Daddy --There's no need to be rude. And anyway, you're all in. There's just one last thing you'll have to do and then you'll be my prostitutes...-

-Great. Illyria wanted to have the first round. And she's the ruler of all creatures, so you'll better listen to her. I think she's into kinky stuff. A perfect dominatrix.- said Faith.

-Yes. I want to ride you all night. Build my orgasm, you big strong carpenter.- said Illyria in her usual cold tone. Then she grabbed Big Daddy and kissed him, then ripped off his shirt and trousera with one swift movement, leaving him in a white g-string.

-We'll wait outside and leave you two alone.- said Faith, grabbing Liz and Harmony and walking towards the door.

-Actually, I'd rather stay here and watch...- protested Harmony, staring at Big Daddy growing bulge. Faith just pulled her outside and closed the door behind her.

Angel finally got to Justin's house. He got through the body guards and the garden and finally in the living room. Justin was waiting for him, still a bit shaken.

-They killed Nick!- he yelled just as Angel got in.

-I know... I'm sorry...- Angel didn't know what to say.

-And now they're going to kill me, if I don't pay them!- added Justin.

But then Angel realized something.

-Justin... Why would they want to kill you?- he said. --I mean, the tape is there to black mail you. You don't pay them, they show the tape. So why would they want to kill you.-

-Oh shit.- said Justin --I haven't totally be honest with you.-

Faith, Liz and Harmony had finally found archives, even though it had been difficult, especially because Harmony had started flirting with every single male who passed by them.

But they finally were there, in a small dark room... There was only a computer, that was already on: it seemed like it was monitoring and recording something... Harmony looked at it carefully: it was Big Daddy's office! And Illyria and Big Daddy were doing it like bunnies on the carpet.

-LOOK! HE RECORDS ALL HIS SEXUAL EXPERIENCE!- shouted Harmony --YAY! I'M GONNA BE ON TAPE!!!-

-What is Illyria doing?- said Liz, staring at the video --It looks like she's trying to kill that man more than having sex with him!-

-Wow, she likes it rough.- added Faith. Then she decided to go back to her job. --But there's no time for looking at this! We have to fine Justin's video.-

-Yes we do...- agreed Harmony licking her lips.

Liz closed Illyria's video and looked at the computer's desktop: there was only one folder, with written "Big Daddy's movies"

-That wasn't hard.-she mumbled, then clicked on the folder.

-Oh shit, we need an authorization code to open this folder!- she said in disappointment.

-Well, you're an hacker, aren't you? Start hacking!-

-Okay, calm down...- told her Liz annoyed --But I don't think there'll be any need to hack. Have you seen how polite he is? I think I know the magic word he would put as a password.-

-"Please"- sighed Harmony and Faith together.

-Exactly.- smiled Liz, writing "Please" as the password. The folder opened.

-That's so lame.- commented Faith.

They suddenly noticed one thing: in the folder there was only some videos and some pictures: but they were all about Justin. And most of them weren't even porn: they were just about Justin and Big Daddy hanging together, having picnics... kissing.

-THEY'RE KISSING?- yelled Harmony desperate --JUSTIN IS GAY? GOD THAT'S SO UNFAIR!!!!- In that moment they noticed that Illyria and Big Daddy were both reaching the orgasm in their movie, which was now a little screen on the monitor.

And when they did, Big Daddy pushed Illyria off of her and screamed:

-You tricked me! You bitch!- he covered he's mouth. --By Jupiter, you even made me swear, you whore! Oh cazzo, I say it again, shit! Maledizione, again! Shit shit shit shit!!!-

-Oh fuck. We'd better delete these things and run away.- said Faith.

-You're gay?- asked Angel still surprised.

-So you didn't notice? Good... I try to hide it, but it was getting kind of obvious...- said Justin in relief --I mean, have you ever heard me sing? And I dress way too smartly for a straight guy. And my butler was a pornstar. It was a bit of a give-away.-

-So... Let me get this straight... You and Big Daddy were a couple, and you got bored and split up with him telling him you had an affair with your butler, who actually was straight?-

-Yes. And like I told you, he said that if I left him he would do something terrible... I thought he was going to make our pictures and videos to the paparazzi... I didn't think he was going to kill Nick and probably try to kill me.-

-I still can't believe you are gay. Lorne would be so glad.-

-But you don't have to tell anyone, okay? My career would be ruined. Do you know how many hormone-crazed chicks would stop buying my albums? Please, don't tell. I would do anything.- slowly, Justin got nearer Angel and put his hand on his crotch, and then whispered to his ear sensually: -Anything...-

Angel instantly got hard. He didn't know what to do. I mean, it was the number one rule of a hero to not fuck their protected, but lately he had been so horny... And Justin and started rubbing his hand on his hard crotch, up and down, and suddenly Angel totally lost control, grabbed the singer and passionately kissed him, sliding his tongue in.

Justin quickly unbuttoned Angel shirt and pushed him on the sofa. Than got on his knees between Angel's spread legs and massaged the vampire's bulge.

He started licking Angel's crotch, and then unzipped the trousers using his mouth, and tookthem off, leaving Angel in his boxers. He got on his lap, straddling him, and made out with him, feeling Angel's hard cock against his covered ass.

While keep on kissing the vampire, Justin slid his hand inside of Angel's boxers and grabbed his cock, got it out and slowly started stroking it. He once again kneeled on the floor, his face at the level of the beautiful cock. He deepthroated with one smooth movement.

Angel gasped in surprise.

-Oh... Justin... Your mouth...- he babbled as Justin started bobbing his head back and forward.

The singer took the cock completely out of his mouth and jerked it off, kissing the big head. He then licked the entire shaft, at his full 12 inches, while fondling the balls with his right hand.

-I want you to fuck me so bad...- he moaned, taking off his pants and shirt, remaining in just his white boxer briefs.

He got on his hand and knees on the floor, wiggling his hot ass. Angel smiled, got off the sofa and kneeled behind him, than started to lick his crack through the briefs, making them wet with spit.

-Fuck me, Angel, I want to feel your big cock inside me...- pleaded the finger, pushing his briefs down and revealing his smooth but cheeks and hole to the vampire.

Angel didn't need to be asked twice and shoved all his cock in at once, feeling his balls slapping against Justin's flesh. He began fucking him at a fast pace, grunting satisfied from the tightness around his dick.

-Oh yeah, fuck me, you're so big...- moaned Justin, thrusting his ass back on Angel.

Angel slowly laid his chest on Justin's back and started nibbling his ear, making Justin go crazy so that he started panting and moaning heavily.

-You like my big dick in your ass, Timberlake, don't you?- whispered Angel, pounding faster and faster --You like having me deep inside you like a bitch, right?-

Angel tended to do speak dirty when he was having sex, but this just turned Justin up even more.

-Yes... I need you to rock my body, you brought sexy back... My love... Fuck me harder...- moaned Justin, as he put his hand between his thighs and started jerking off his eight inches.

Angel grabbed the hand and pulled it away from Justin's cock. Justin whimpered, wanting to touch his throbbing cock. But soon Angel replaced Justin's hand with his and jerked off the singer at the same pace he was fucking him.

-Oh yeah, Angel... Keep on... I'm going to come soon...- panted Justin.

-Wait... I wanna see the look on your face when you come and I come in you... When you have my cum buried in your ass...- saying this, Angel laid on the floor and pulled Justin on him.

They adjusted a little so that Justin was riding his cock facing him, while Angel was jerking him. The feeling of Angel's hand on his cock and Angel's dick in his ass was just too much for Justin to stand. His balls tighten and he felt the cum coming up his cock.

-I'M CUMMING!!!!- he screamed in pleasure, as the sperm spurted from his cock and hit Angel on the chest. Angel, so turned on by this sight, started coming deep inside of Justin. He came so much that the cum was dribbling from Justin's ass.

Exhausted, the singer got off of Angel and laid by his side, panting and smiling.

-That was great.- he sighed.

-Yeah.- agreed Angel, putting his hands on his now floppy dick.

But then he sensed it. They weren't alone in that room. There was someone else. And it smelled like someone dangerous.

Big Daddy, now wearing his thong, grabbed Illyria, trying to stop her from running away, but Illyria kicked him in the stomach and walked through the door completely unworried. But Big Daddy got up and roaring tackled Illyria, throwing her on the floor, then started punching her on the face with inhuman strength. He kept on punching her, until blood was spilling from her nose and her bruises, when suddenly the door opened.

-That's rude.- smirked Faith, at the door followed by Liz and Harmony --Don't you know that hitting women is misbehaving?-

-You're not women!- yelled Big Daddy furious --You're evil bitches!!!-

-Now, now, where are you manners, Big Daddy?- joked Faith, walking to the man and punching him so hard that he practically flew across the room.

-You're dead!- growled the pimp --GIRLS!! COME AND KILL THESE BITCHES!!!-

Immediately all kind of female demons started coming from the stairs. There were vampires, reptile demons, female ogres... All powerful, pissed and dressed only with a g-string and a bra.

-Quick! To the elevator!- cried Faith, helping Illyria get up. The girls ran into the elevator and pushed the button for the first floor. But a blue tailed demon with very big boobs managed to get in with them, and started kicking them all. She was way too fast for Faith, Illyria, Liz and Harmony.

The blue demon was just about to snap Liz's neck, when...

-OMG! Julie is that you?- asked surprised Harmony recognizing the demon.

-Harm? Oh, I can't believe it!- smiled Julie, letting go of Liz and going to hug the blonde vampire. --It's been like, ages!-

-Yeah, totally! How have you been? Why are you a prostitute now?- asked Harmony, hugging Julie back.

-Oh, well, you know, after Wolfram and Hart was destroyed it wasn't really easy for a demon to find a job... Especially for a vegetarian demon like me.-

-You're a vegetarian? Really?-

-Oh, it's not for moral and ethics, it's just that not eating meat is good for my diet.-

The elevator stopped at the ground floor and with a ding the doors opened.

-Could we pretend we were fighting? I don't wanna get fired.- said Julie.

Faith punched her on the face, making her faint.

Demons were coming from everywhere, a lot of them also equipped with weapons.

-Shit! We need to run away! Where's Spike?- cried Faith --SPIKE!!!!-

spike came out from a room, wearing only his unzipped pants and full of hickeys. An attractive demon with bigger demons than Julie was nibbling his ear.

-What is it?- he panted.

-We have to run! Quick!!!- told him Faith, then took him and they all ran to the parking lot , followed by the demons, and got in the car Angel had left for them. Faith quickly started the engine and ran away at full speed. They were finally safe.

Angel, sensing the presence in the room with them, made sing to Justin to stay silent. Slowly, he got up and looked around. Justin, aware that something must had been going on, put on his boxer briefs. Angel looked around carefully but didn't see anyone. He just made one mistake: he didn't look up.

And so he didn't see Medusa, hanging on Hydra as if the snake was a rope tied to the chandelier, until she jumped upon him and tried strangling him with Hydra.

-Let him go, bitch!- screamed Justin, grabbing a chair and smashing it on Medusa's back.

-You were cheating on Big Daddy with that vampire!- she hissed.

-How many times do I have to tell you? It's over between me and Big Daddy!- replied Justin.

-YOU CAN'T LEAVE HIM!- yelled Medusa, letting go of Angel who kept on struggling with Hydra. Her hair suddenly turned into long snakes, all hissing and moving.

"Those snakes... they look like tentacles... She's the demon from Harmony's vision!- realized Angel, trying to get rid of the snake around his neck.

-Yes, I can and I did.- was saying Justin.

-But he loves you!- told him Medusa menacing --And if you don't love him as well, you're as good as dead!-

-If he loves me so much how come he was always banging all those chicks when we were together?- asked Justin.

-It was his job, Justin!- answered Medusa --But he always thought of you when he did, he told me!-

-Can't you see, Medusa? It couldn't have gone on that way!- said Justin, on the verge of tears.

All the while, Hydra seeing how Angel couldn't die from strangling, was now trying to bite the vampire's head off.

-Stupid snake! Stop slobbering all over my hair!- screamed Angel .You know how hard it is to comb them that way without a mirror?-

-But you still love him!- said Medusa, not paying attention to Angel.

-Maybe I do! And that's exactly why I dumped him! I suffered too much by staying with him!- responded Justin. Suddenly the door opened and Big Daddy got in, dressed with a white shirt and black trousers.

-Justin!- he roared --I can't believe you sent those bitches to delete the pictures of all our moments together! Of our memories!-

Then he looked at Justin, talking with Medusa in his boxer briefs, and Angel, naked, struggling against Hydra.

-Oh my god! I can't believe it!- he screamed furiously.

-It's not what it looks like!- tried to justify himself Justin.

-You're naked! Sweaty! Are you telling me you weren't having sex?- asked angry Big Daddy.

-No... I mean, yes, obviously.. But.. But.. But I still love you!- and with these words Justin ran in Big Daddy's arms and kissed him fully on the lips. Big Daddy was surprised at first, but then he kissed him back and they started making out in front of Medusa and Angel.

-I knew they were going to get back together!- gloated Medusa clapping her hands.

-That's all very nice, but isn't someone going to help me?- said Angel, as Hydra engulfed his whole head.

An hour after, Angel finally got back to the Hyperion, covered with snake's spit and messy hair.

-Oh my, Bossy, what has happened to you?- asked Harmony as he walked in.-You'd never believe what we found out! Justin Timberlake is gay and...-

-Has a relation ship with Big Daddy?- interrupted her Angel --Yes, I know. They had split up, but they just got back together.-

-Wow! You should be happier! I mean, we're the first to discover this big gossip!- said Harmony.

-Whatever. I'm going to have a shower.- replied Angel.

-Okay. Just don't use the one on the third floor. Spike and Faith got excited after our escape from the Sugar Corporation and... Well, you can imagine the rest.-

-I'll just use the one in my room.-

Derek was wondering in the streets of L.A. What was he going to do now? Maybe he should have just got back to Eve and the Adams... Yes, that probably was the best idea. Who knew if that Christian fanatic was still after him. Yes, going back was probably the best idea. But suddenly he stopped in front of a big building: it was an hotel "The Hyperion." But that wasn't what had got his attention. It was the fact that there was a sign saying "Angel Investigations." Like guided by a mysterious force, he walked to the door and uncertainly got in. A blonde girl was reading a gossip magazine behind the desk.

-Hello?- said Derek.

-Oh, hi.- greeted him the blonde girl noticing him. --Welcome to Angel Investigations. We help the helpless. Preferably if they are also rich. Are you rich?-

-Ehm... No...-

-Then you'd better be very helpless...-

-Actually... I was just looking for Angel.- replied Derek.

-Oh, are a friend of his? I didn't think he had any friends... I mean, they all kind of died when they fought against Wolfram and Hart.- kept on babbling Harmony --Hey, you're not a zombie or a ghost or something like that, are you? Because he's really in a bad mood, you know, a snake totally messed with his hair and that, let me tell you, pisses him off...-

But Derek wasn't listening to her anymore. He wasn't listening to anybody anymore. Angel was coming down the stairs, with only his trousers on, towelling his wet hair, his muscles still glistening with water. Derek looked at him like he was hypnotized.

-Harm, is there a client?- was asking Angel, when he saw Derek as well. He stopped talking and the two just looked at each other.

Then, without even thinking, they walked one towards the other and kissed, there, in the middle of the room, with Harmony looking amazed. For once even she didn't know what to say.

The moment the couple kissed, all the horniness that had been building up in practically every person in L.A. finally disappeared. Everyone was finally relieved and free from that desperate horniness.

Even Faith and Spike, who were having hot sex under the shower, felt the unnatural passion leaving them, and stared one another embarrassed.

-Well... I guess the spell is gone...- mumbled Faith --Whatever spell it was...-

-Yeah...- said Spike, blushing and not moving.

-So... I guess we... I mean, we don't have to have sex anymore.- said Faith.

-Yeah... But maybe... Well... We could keep on having sex.- suggested Spike, even more embarrassed.

Faith just smiled and kissed him again, and they got back to their sex.

Eve finally felt the horniness leaving her. Elegant Adam, who had been making out with her until Angel and Derek kissed, stepped back and looked at Eve.

-I'm not horny anymore.- he said --This means...-

-Yes.- answered Eve --They kissed. And every person they've met or that had met someone that had met them is finally back to normal.-

-But that also mean that...- started Adam with a smile.

-It has begun.- concluded Eve.

This is it for now! Episode 5 coming up soon (or maybe not so soon, I just hope it won't take another two months to write it!) Please contact me at cliomiao@hotmail.it. Also, if you wanna suggest any guest stars I should put in, write me.