I was on the Party Line phone-line a month ago, horny as fuck, ten in the morning, looking for anyone who needed a mouth or hole to unload into. I don't party, but the nastiest and horniest pigs are on that line and are usually looking for an immediate hook-up, so I usually find a fuck without leaving the house.
I was stroking my fat piece of meat and sliding a dildo in and out of my ass listening to the messages of the dudes on the line. Always a ton of outgoing messages from Bottoms, a few from Tops, and a couple more silent buzzes from the guys who are too nervous to leave an outgoing message. I left a few messages and responded to a bunch and talked to a few guys one-on-one, but I could tell pretty quickly that they were more into talking than hooking up...at least the Tops were. Talking is always cool with me, it gets me nastier and hungrier, but what I was looking for was a real cock down my throat or up my ass, along with a sticky asshole on my mouth and a half gallon of hot piss to drink. My outgoing message was Cocksucker and ass-eater, 5'8", 145, tight & lean, 29w, 8 inch cock, big smooth balls, small white ass, naked and blindfolded with my mouth open, on my knees or on my back. Your call. My Place. Walk in, use my mouth and ass anyway you want. Nastier the better, all anonymous. Toilet scenes especially hot. You name it. I'd been talking to dudes for about 15 minutes, and I was getting hornier by the second. So horny that I had to either get a quick hook-up or go to the baths. The guys that I was talking to were nasty as fuck, and were working me up to the point of no return. It evolves to a sort of a twisted sexual self-hypnosis where I start craving the really nasty stuff, like giving toilet service to a man, actually being his full-service toilet. Anyone who has read any of my other true accounts knows that when I get this craving, I get it so bad that I am totally willing to pay to be a dude's toilet, in fact, paying for it makes it even hotter and more humiliating. I would have paid any dude, Top or Bottom, I didn't care. I just needed a man to take my money and abuse my mouth. Not only begging a man to take a dump and a piss in my faggot mouth, but paying him for the honor. I was so fucking worked up by now that craving changed from just needing cock and semen, to being under a man's dirty ass with mouth wide open. The phone-line has an option of changing your out-going message, so I did. I changed it to Blindfolded and nasty toilet fag, good-looking, tight, lean, 5'8", 145, 29w, 8 inch cock, big smooth balls, small white ass. Looking to pay a man to turn me into his full-service toilet. My place, Now. Ten seconds after changing my message I got a message back. The guy said, "I'll do it. How much you willing to pay?". My cock swelled up. He sounded hot and with a soft-spoken young voice. I returned the message and said "$100". He messaged back, "Cool. I'm 28, 5'10, 160. What's your address and are you ready now?". I replied, "Yeah, I'm ready now. Do you want me blindfolded? Have you taken a dump yet today"? He responded, "No, I haven't taken my morning shit yet, and yes, you can be naked and blindfolded...what's your address and phone number?".
This is where hooking up with someone from the Party Line gets risky. I get a lot of hot and nasty men interested in using me just the way I crave - - they're ready to come over - they ask for my address and phone number, I give it, and they often don't show up. There must be 50 men in LA who now have my address and phone number, and they know I'm willing to pay them to use me as a full-service toilet and cum-dump. Occasionally my phone will ring and a voice says something like, "Hey faggot, you hungry for some shit", or "Is the toilet thirsty today?", or "You want some cum up your ass, faggot?". It could be anyone of those no-show studs, or, it could be one who has used me before. Either way, it's a fucking turn-on, and no matter where I am, when I get one of those calls, my cock gets hard and dripping. So, if anyone reading this knows me and is one of the dudes who has my number, keep calling, man, my offer always stands.
By now, like I said, I am so fucking hungry for a man's ass on my face that I reply to this stranger and give him both my address and phone number. He responds, "I'll be there in a half hour". I say, "I'll leave the door unlocked. You can let your self in, and find me in the bathroom, naked, blindfolded, on my back, with my mouth open. Is that cool with you?". He responds, "Whatever you want. I'll call when I'm in your neighborhood".
I hang up the phone, slide the dildo out of my ass, lick it clean then take a shower. I always make sure that I'm showered and my ass is empty. Makes the scene even hotter for most dudes, knowing that this clean-cut guy is begging to eat their shit. The next half hour is intense, the anticipation is all consuming. It always is when I know that a total stranger (or maybe not) is on his way over to use me as a toilet. It's practically indescribable. The idea that I've become so base and impulsive that I would let a total stranger walk into my house to find me naked and blindfolded and begging for his shit, overwhelms me. Every time I do this, my mind races with the possibilities. The guy could walk in, grab the cash and leave. He could walk in, take a shit in my mouth, then rob me. He could walk in with friends and kick the crap out of me and rob me. Or, he would walk in, find his way to the bathroom, and turn out to be someone I know. He may tell me right away, or he may, which happened once, piss all over me, take a dump in my mouth, fuck my ass, dump his cum inside me, grab his cash and leave, then call later to tell me that we work together at the same company (that's another story). It's all so fucking twisted, hot, nasty and dangerous.
My cock is painfully hard now and never stops dripping precum while I'm waiting for his call. He said he name was Brad, but who knows. It's about 25 minutes by this time. I've been stroking my cock since I hung up the phone. My big balls are drawn tight. I unlock the front door and head to the bathroom with my phone. I lay down on the cool tile floor, put the stack of $20's on the floor next to my head, pull the blindfold over my eyes and wait. I never stop stroking my fat cock, keeping my craving at a controlled frenzy. My heart is pounding. I hear a car coming up the street, my heart pounds harder, then the car passes by. I relax. The I hear the car again, the sound of it backing up. The engine stops. Fuuuuuuck, it's him. The phone rings. I answer. "I'm in front of your house" he says. My voice is a desperate faggy whisper by this point, "I'm ready, man, in the bathroom, blindfolded". He hangs up and immediately I hear the front door open and close. I hear a few footsteps. Then none. Then I hear his footsteps coming toward the bathroom and stopping at the door. He's checking me out now. Looking down at me, a naked, blindfolded faggot, jacking my cock. He doesn't say anything, but I hear him taking off his clothes. I hear the his pants come off. I hear him drop them in a pile outside the door. Then I hear him walk into the bathroom and I feel the vibration of his footsteps. He doesn't say anything. I hear him get into place - - one foot on either side of my chest - - the perfect squatting position. Without a word he lowers his ass to my face and I smell his hole. I inhale deeply through my nose. Old sweat and just the right amount of inevitable shit residue. My cock throbs and I say something stupid and obvious like, "Fuuuuuck, yeah, your ass smells so good". He responds by lowering his sticky hole to my open mouth. I just lay there for a minute, relishing the feeling, the smell and the weight of a man's asshole on my mouth. Then I stick out my tongue and begin to clean his hole. His ass-lips immediately open up and allow my tongue inside. My cock drips, because I know this means that his shit loaves are not far behind, that he's allowing me to lick his hole and slide my tongue in and out, in preparation for his waste. My tongue is plunging in and out of his hole, and I'm beating my cock. I pull my tongue out and his ass-lips open further letting out a warm "fffffffffffftttttttt". I bury my nose in this stranger's hole and suck in his hot fart through my nose. I'm in heaven. I'm a faggot. Naked and blindfolded on my bathroom floor with a complete stranger sitting his asshole on my mouth. I reach up and feel his ass cheeks. They're lean, muscular and smooth. I feel his thighs. Again, muscular with just a small amount of hair. I reach around to feel his cock. It is fat, long and plump. It's not fully hard, but it responds with a throb when I squeeze it. Even if I never end up seeing this guy, and end up being just his fully anonymous paying toilet, I'll have an image of his perfect ass and his perfect thighs in my mind. He farts again and his ass-lips open even further. This is it. This fart is hotter and smells thickly of shit. I pull my tongue back in my mouth and wrap my lips around his fully distended ass-lips. I suck on them slowly and softly, actually giving head to them. Another fart, this one hotter and smellier. His ass-lips are now fully distended and they fill my mouth. I press my lips tightly against the outer ring of his hole. He must sense that I know what's coming next and how badly I want it, because he sits down harder on my mouth making me unable to move my head. My mouth is trapped open under his hole and he's about to take his morning dump. The dump that I begged and paid him for.
"You want it?", he asks. I moan in response. I guess he wants more than that and he raises his ass so I can answer. "Fuck yeah, please", I say, like a true faggot, "Please, please shit in my mouth, please take a dump in my mouth, please make me you're...". He cuts me off by planting his hole back on my mouth and then it's immediate. His hole reopens wide, his ass-lips distend and the fat blunt tip of his turd emerges. I close my mouth into an "O" so that I can feel the size and texture of his morning-loaf. It's fat, firm and smooth and it keeps coming. I feel his loaf sliding between my lips and across my tongue, getting smoother and softer with every inch. This is fucking heaven. I'm pumping my cock and my big balls are slapping against my asshole. My mouth is filling with this stranger's shit-loaf. There must be at least six fat inches already cramming my mouth and his turd keeps coming. My cheeks begin to puff out to accommodate the volume of this anonymous man's shit. A perfectly formed loaf from this 28 year old guy is bending and folding and finding it's way to fit into my mouth. It snakes it's way around my tongue and curls back so that the blunt tip of it is sliding across the roof of my mouth, and still more of it pushes it's way in. My lips are still an "O", and I can feel his log getting smoother, softer and thinner. My mouth is so full now that the shit just starting to come out the corners of my mouth. This guy must feel it, so to keep his ass from getting all shitty, he lifts his butt off my mouth, his turd still coming, and continues to shit the last few inches across my nose and cheek. "unnghhh" he grunts and his hole pinches off the loaf. He pushes another fart out which is followed by a small soft turd that hits my cheek and slides down to my ear. He clenches his hole to pinch off any remaining globs, then lifts his ass higher, probably to look down at his accomplishment. He doesn't say a word. He stands up. My mouth is crammed to capacity with his shit and all I can smell is the incredible thick stench of it. I continue to beat my cock, not knowing what he's doing. I'm moaning and groaning, trying to move my tongue around the turd-loaf inside my mouth, tasting it, relishing the bittersweet taste of this man's shit. A splash of hot piss hit's my chest, the another, then a full force continuous stream of it. I'm blindfolded and naked, my mouth full of a stranger's shit and now he's pissing all over me, everywhere but my face.
After about 30 seconds of piss, he stops and I'm in a puddle of his piss. I'm still stroking my cock, but with no intention of squirting my load. I am dying to see the man that just took a shit in my mouth and pissed all over me. This guy must sense it. He says, "You want to take the blindfold off now?". I nod my head. He say's, "Go ahead". I reach up and pull it off my eyes and look up. I couldn't have imagined anything better. This guy was fucking beautiful! A total angel face and an incredible muscled and toned body. What a face. Short brown hair, gray eyes, and a wide smile. The guy was smiling down at me. He just got through filling my mouth with his morning dump, and he was smiling at me. My eyes must have gone to half-mast in ecstasy. He was about 5'10, smooth upper body with just a little hair between his pecs, perfect abs, and amazing obliques leading to a fat cock and enormous balls. He must have been enjoying my ecstasy because he turned around to show me the ass that just fed me. Fuuuuuuuuuck! A perfect, lean and muscled ass straight out of a Gay porn calendar. Small but tight and jutting. I almost shot my load, but quickly took my hand off my cock. "Can I shower?", he asked. I nodded yes. I had laid out a clean towel for him before he arrived.
I stayed on the floor slowly stroking my cock while he showered. I watched him dry off in silence and leave the room to get dressed. This guy didn't talk much. Perfect. About 5 minutes later he came back in, dressed in gyms shorts and a tank top. Again he smiles down at me. "Call me again, my number is on your cell phone". Then he left.
So far I've called this guy 4 more times, I don't do the blindfold with him anymore, he's too hot. He always has a huge load of brown, and the last time he came over, after he shit and pissed, he jacked off his cock into my mouth. He's not a hustler, and sexually, I don't even know what he's into. He doesn't talk much at all. He's just a hot fucker who heard a faggot on a jack-off line offering cash to be used as a toilet and accepted the offer.