"Ghhhhh" Darren slowly wakes up in his room and rolls onto his back to take in the morning light. He sighs as he peers at the window and gets up, looking down and scoffing at his morning wood. Robot dick or not, his `best friend' always rises in the morning.
That aside, he really needs to take a leak. Darren walks out of his room and into the bathroom and flips up the toilet lid. Aiming his semi-hard cock at the bowl, Darren gets ready to let loose.
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...
"What..." Darren pulls and milks at his penis, but no pee is coming out. He furrows his brow and squeezes internally, trying to force the liquid out of his full bladder. Nothing's happening! Is there some kind of cork or-
"Oh..." Darren droops his shoulders and groans, "Godammit..." He mutters as he goes to retrieve a pair of boxers.
Moments later, he's pounding at Gary's door, "Heeeeeeey! Duuuuuude." He winces and grunts, his dick really starting to twinge.
"What is it??" Gary asks from behind the door.
"Get up and turn my dick on. I need to drain the main vein."
"Argh, hold on..."
Darren crosses his arms and waits on his `roommate'. He huffs with aggravation until the lithe nerd walks out half asleep and turning on his phone. "Finally, come on." Darren walks a few steps and makes it halfway before he gasps and he looks down to see his water trickling rapidly from his underwear, "What the HELL?!" Darren dashes away from Gary and sprints to the bathroom. He whips out his penis and points it at the bowl as it lets loose a full on arch.
Darren sighs as he hangs his head from relief before he turns an angry glare at Gary, who is now snickering as he comes in, "You need to stop doing that, you twat!"
"Oh relax, is all good in fun."
"Not when you keep making me soak my fucking underpants, faggot!"
"Ooooh, wish you didn't say that." Gary winces slightly from that.
"Pffff, yeah, what are you going to do?" Darren scoffed at him while he continues to urinate, "I'm already at the toileeeeet?"
His head jerks down as he feels his cock stiffen and engorge. While still peeing, his member moves up and squirts his fluid all over the toilet and up onto the wall until it reaches its full 9 inch length, wetting the wall above.
"DUDE! WHAT THE HELL!"
"I told you not to call me that." Gary says as he fiddles with the app. Darren gaps as his penis starts whipping around in circles, spraying and splattering all around the toilet like some kind of ridiculous watergun.
"FUCK that's enough!" Darren takes his hard cock and points it at the porcelain basin.
"Hahahahahaha"
"I'm SERIOUS! STOP it!!"
"Again, that's exactly what I used to say in school whenever you thought MY underwear would make a great hat on my head."
"Oh Jesus, when are you EVER going to let that shit go??"
"When poetic justice stops being so damn funny." Gary smirks as he walks away, leaving Darren to his business and to clean up the mess.
Darren sniffs an old shirt of his and detected too much musk that his comfortable with showcasing. "Damn. Last piece of clothing I got." He says as he flops it into the large and overflowing basket of dirty clothes before hoisting it right up over his thick shoulder.
Gary mixes an energy cocktail with the Ninja blender to make his favorite study drink. He glances to the side and double takes as he sees Darren walking bare-assed to the living room, carrying his basket of laundry to the front door. "Are you seriously going to walk out naked like that?"
"Yeah. Got a problem with that?" Darren scoffed, "Not like you're gonna follow me to stare at the show, right?"
"Ugh. Whatever." Gary rolled his eyes as he adds in the ice for his smoothie.
Darren walks out the door and along the hall with every stitch of clothing he owns all collected in his basket. He takes it to the laundry center of the building -- residents of apartments like these can pay maintenance workers of the buildings to take care of batches of laundry. Depending on how busy it is in a day, it could take up to several hours for the clothes to finish.
Yeah. It's for most folks who are too lazy to do their own laundry.
"Keep the change." Darren smiled and winked at the lady after he handed her a $20. He walks off and lets his nude body breathe as he shamelessly makes his way back to his door, just in time for a charming young lady to come to his door.
"Oh, hello." She greets. Long blue hair, mocha skin, hourglass figure. Just his type. "Darren?"
"Yep." Darren grinned as he puts his hands on his hips, "Beaula?"
"Call me Blue." She smiles. Blue glances down and up, admiring the view and how this guy is going full-commando.
"Right. Shall we?" Darren gestured to the door before him and his hot little number walks in.
"Huh? Oh God." Gary groans and rolls his eyes. "Again, Darren? I need to study tonight."
"Excuse me?" Blue scoffed.
"Don't mind him. He's just my gay stalker." Darren snickered.
"Darren, you've been yelling like a howler monkey every night with your dates. Can't I just have one night where I don't have to put my headphones on full blast?"
"Oh, I didn't realize" Blue raises her eyebrows, "Darren, maybe we should, I don't know, reschedule? Don't have that much time anyway-"
"It's cool, he practically worships me, he won't mind." He smirks as he guides her to his room. "Hold down the fort, buddy!"
Gary gazes a dull glare as the bedroom door shuts as he sighs with aggravation. "You know, for observing a guy who can literally screw with his penis, he really doesn't think twice about being an ass to me."
Not one hour later, Gary scowls as he tries to tone out the wild sex that he can hear all the way into his room.
It's been about a week and a half since Gary moved in for his temporary stay with Darren. For the most part, things are tolerable for both parties -- Darren not patronizing or being a jackass to Gary, and Gary being respectful enough to address Darren's boundaries... To a point, at least.
Things might actually be good if Darren wasn't such a player. He brings a girl to his place almost every other night! Apparently Vanessa wasn't his official girlfriend of his, she's just the one with a best vag. It wouldn't be so bad if Darren wasn't so loud about it...
"Ahh! Ohhh! EEAAH! Harder! Haarrrddeerrr!" Comes an effeminate wail from behind the wall.
"Case in point..." Gary mutters, just thinking about how Darren seems to be doing this on purpose -- this place really is a tiny apartment.
"AW YEAH! Take it, babe! I'm gonna breed you hAARD! UH! Oh yeah! Choke it, CHOKE MY DICK!" Darren choruses out. God, it's like he's making himself extra loud just to rub it in Gary's face that he's getting laid and his roommate isn't.
"Ulgh. I can't concentrate." Gary scowls as he slaps his pencil down and gets his phone. He pulls up the app and sees Darren's cock is at full mast. Pressing a finger on the dial, Gary slides it down.
Meanwhile, Darren's bed creaks and punches the wall of his room as he humps his date for the night "Oh yeah! Oh baby! Oh yeah!" He pants, donning his usual goofy and stupid facial expression as he fucks the nude blue-haired vixen before him.
"Oh you're so big! Oh yes!" Blue says as she takes Darren's hand and shoves it onto her breast, "You like these? Tell me what you like!"
"Hoooooo yeeeaahh" Darren grins savagely as his fingers digs into her boob, "I LOVE these, fuck yeeeahahh" His pelvis starts banging into her harder.
"Uh, uh, ah..." As they continued to fuck, Blue looks down and notices something's off. Where did all the girth go? "Uuhh, Darren?"
"Oh yeah, say my name, babe, say mmMMyyFFUUUckin name" Darren grimaces with ecstasy as he continues to bump into his date's rear.
"Darren, stop."
"Ah, oh yeah, nnhh" Darren eases down and pants as he smiles at her, "Wanna mix it up a bit?"
"No, just... Did you already... Finish?" She asked.
"What? No, course not. Why?" Darren asked curiously.
"I think your dick is... Soft?"
"What???" Darren pulls back and looks down as his dangling meat. It's not the least bit hard and it's just dripping with lube and fluid.
"Is uh... Are you-"
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine!" Darren starts stroking his dick, wincing as he tries to get it back up. He keeps glancing at the door, weighing his one sure fire option. He does NOT want to have to ask for this.
"Is everything okay? Can you keep going?"
"Yes! Course I can!" Darren nods and huffs as his cock finally starts to perk back up, "There we go, there we go," His member reaches and throbs with readiness before the head reaches that peach again. "Alright" Darren smiles as he slides right in.
"Aaaooohh, oh, that's better, ooh" Blue moans as her breasts start to bounce and roll with the renewed thrusts. "O-Oh, right there, right theeeere!" She moans out as she holds onto Darren's shoulders.
"Umf, mmhh, you feel amazing, gaaahhd" Darren huffs and smiles as he starts pumping his hips. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah," However, it's not 30 seconds until his smile breaks and he looks down where his dick is inserted into her vagina, "Oh no..."
"Agh, what's wrong???"
"Shit shit SHIT!" Darren growls as he jams his penis in there, already feeling it go soft and limber inside that velvet tunnel. Darren humps her hard and fast. He bites his lower lip as he tries desperately to take advantage of the vaginal friction "Come on, come on, come on," He frowns as he tries to stimulate his cock within the wet confines of his lady. But it's futile; his dick is shrinking again.
"Agh..." Blue sighs at the exasperated Darren, "Look, maybe we can try this some other time? We've already been going for well over an hour now and I need to get going soon anyway. If you're..."
"Just hang on." Darren pulls out and gets a pillow and puts it over his lap.
"Darren? Where are you going?"
"Just... I'll be right back." He tells her, his face already burning. Darren walks to Gary's room, where he is immersed in study, and knocks on his doorframe.
"Huh? Whoa..." Gary scoffed as he looked at the pitiful jock, covering his crotch with one of his pillows. "Before you ask, no, I am not going to give vaginal sex a try."
"That's not what I'm here for and you know it." Darren grumbles, "Can you please make my cock hard, please? I'm having trouble keeping it up on my own..."
"Can it wait? I'm very busy."
"Just make me hard so I can bone this girl! I REALLY don't want to miss out on plowing her! Come on, it'll take you 5 seconds!"
"Why should I?" Gary crosses his arms, "I've asked you to keep it down when I'm trying to study, but you always get freaking loud. Over and over again."
"Dude! It's MY place! Can't you study at a library or something?"
"I'm just saying" Gary shrugs at him, "Why should I do YOU a favor when you won't do ME one?"
"Come on, what do I need to do???" Darren scoffs, "I'll owe you one! I swear!"
"Heh. Fine. I'mma hold you to that." Gary says as he turns on his phone, "Here. I'll put a 4-hour timer on it this time."
"Great. Thanks." Darren sighs as he leaves, giving Gary a good glimpse of that athletic ass as he goes.
Gary checked the time and irks, "Oop, almost forgot I've got an evening elective" He says before he gets his pack ready.
The naked Darren walks across his small apartment as a woody starts to bake between his legs. He lets his pillow down and tosses it aside just as he got a big old hard-on when he re-entered his room. "Alright, sorry about that, Blue. Now where were..." Darren blinks as he sees Blue is already getting dressed. "Wait, where you going??"
"I'm sorry, but it's getting darker than I'm comfortable with, so I'm just going to go." She tells him as she puts on her shoes and pulls on her jacket.
"What, but, come on!" Darren protests, "I just got my dick working again! Just give me like 5 minutes, and I'll be done!"
"Heh, wow, way to advertise." Blue snickered.
"I juh, agh, you know what I mean." Darren slumps as she gets ready to go, "No no no, don't go, pleeeaaase??"
"I'm sorry, but it's just not a good time to do this tonight" Blue tells him as she takes her earrings off the dresser and leaves the door. Darren follows her with his 9-inch monster bobbing in the air across the living room.
"So you're just going to take off?? Just like that??"
"Look, I'm sorry, but there are also a few other things I have to do before I head home."
"Yeah? Like what?" Darren questions. The lady just scoffs at him and gives him a look.
"Do I really have to stand on trial for needing to leave?"
"Ah- wh- no, that's not what I meant-"
"Bye." And with that, Blue leaves the door.
"What... Agh FUCK!" Darren growls and punches the wall.
"Oh..." Gary looks at his nude roommate in an awkward pause, "Oookaaay. Good thing I gotta take off then."
"Great. You too." Darren tosses his arm, not even bothering to cover his dick, "Go ahead and turn off the boner then. Don't need it."
"Actually I can't. It's got a timer on it." Gary tells him as he hitches up his backpack.
"What? What do you mean?"
"I set an erection to last for 4 hours on the app, and it's locked into the allotted time."
"So, just turn off the timer!"
"I can't, I've already tried when I heard your lady friend started to walk out on you." Gary shrugged, "Nothing I can do until it's out of time."
"I- but- I can't go anywhere like THIS!" Darren points at his cock, still pointing directly at the ceiling at full mast.
"So? How's that MY problem?" Gary asked as he goes to the door.
"Wait, where are YOU going??"
"I have an elective this evening. I'll be gone for a couple of hours."
"What the hell am I supposed to do then???"
"Uh... Why are you asking me? Do you want to fuck my ass for the next 4 hours?"
"NOOO!" Darren yells in disgust.
"Then I'll see you later." Gary tells him right before he exits the door, leaving Darren standing alone.
"GrrrLLL! FAG!" He barked out. He huffs in frustration, but irks as he feels a hot rush inside his rod. He gaps as he sees his dick is suddenly urinating by itself again. "GoddAMMIT GARY!!!!" Darren shouts as he rushes to finish up the penalty-pee.
With all his clothing still at the dorm's laundry facility, and stuck with a locked hard cock in his apartment, Darren dials his phone and calls someone up "Heeeey, Vanessa? Hi, yeah, it's been awhile!" He smiles, feeling a happy flourish in his member, "Hey so listen, I accidentally took a Viagra pill, and gotta bottle neck if you know what I'm talking about... ... ... Hahaha, yeah, I've been a bad boy. Would you wanna come over and... ... ..." His smile fades as his shoulders droop, "Oh... I see... ... Naw naw, I get it... ... ... Right, okay. Alright, talk to you later... ... ..."
A few minutes later, Darren is on the couch and moving his hard member down between his thighs and then letting it BOING back up. He sighs with boredom as the TV plays a random TV show to fill the silence while he pushes his member down again, and lets it go to flop on his abs. He makes his dick go down on his left up and then lets it bounce right back up! His hand presses it down on his right hip, and then it springs up and wobbles in the air. Idly, he slaps and boings his erect meat around and about, just making it nod and circle from his pelvis. His thumb presses it down until his dong pushes on the cushion and lets it SPRING back up. Darren huffs a groan as he flops his head down.
A while later, he's on the phone again, "Cherrryyyyy! Babyyyy!" He says with his charismatic tone, "Been thinking about those ruby red lips of yours all week." He chuckles as he paces the kitchen, his cock still wobbling with each step, absolutely rigid. "Hahaha yeeeaahhh, you know what I want... ... ... For real?" His eyes brightened up as his solid penis jumps for joy from his pubic hair, "Awesome! Come on over and I'll order pizza! ... ... ..." Then his excitement slowly dies again, "What do you mean your car's totaled? ... ... ... Okay, so, take the bus! A-Ah!" Darren irks as he holds the phone away as Cherry starts ranting. She REALLY hates public transportation, "Alright, alright, alright, sorry... ... ... Your place? Uhhhhhh..." Darren looks down at his naked form. He cringes and shakes his had, "Iiiiii can't actually. I don't have any clothes, so I can't leave my place... ... ... I mean... You can't call a cab and come over? I really need to get off. ... ... ... Hello?" He looks at his phone and gaps, "She hung up on me!"
Still hard as a rock, Darren wags his hips to make his pole flop left and right. He'd love to just sit down and play with the app and make his dick move on its own, but alas, only Gary has that right. Conceding to his lack of penis technology, Darren sates his boredom as he practices his helicopter with a twirl and spin of his dick. At this point, it's almost like he's stubborn about giving in to pulling his pud.
"Soooooo. Bethany." Darren says as he spins lazily on his computer chair "I know we haven't spoken since we broke up, buuut..." Yep, it has come to this. He's tried at least a dozen different numbers of girls he's fooled around with. Not one of them can make it out tonight. " ... ... What? No! I don't have anything to apologize FOR!" He leans forward as anger starts to build up, "Hey! Your mother torched MY ride! How the FUCK do you justify THAT?? ... ... ... No! That was your brother's fault! I was the one who... ... ... Agh, you know what, fuck off! Your cunt always smelt like bear shit anyway!!" Darren hangs up and chucks his phone at the couch. "Haaggghhh..." He frowns and seethes angrily before whipping around and thrashing his chair to the floor. "UUULLGH!!!"
It's pretty dark now, and the pizza guy knocks on the door of a small dorm house. He hums and taps on the box of steaming hot cheese and pepperoni heaven before the door opens. "Oh, hello! Here's your piiiiii..." The delivery guy gaps as he sees a completely naked and disgruntled man before him. He looks down and sees this guy his packing one massive dong standing on end, "zzzaaa..."
"Cool." Darren tells him.
"Right, um..." The pizza guy gets a pen and a receipt, "Sign here, bottom copy's yours."
"Okay." Darren signs, his hard cock twitching and throbbing from nothing. "Here." He hands back the signed paper.
"Okay, thank you." The pizza guy offers the box and watches as he sees Darren's rump before the door slams in defeat. "Oooookaaaaay..."
About night time, Gary inserts his key into the lock and opens the door. The first thing he notices is the smell of delivery. The next notion is how only one lamp is lit, and the TV is running. He looks and chortles at the couch.
"Khhaaaaa... Kkhhoouulll..." Darren snores softly as he's splayed on the sofa, with the open pizza box of a half-eaten pie, and, of course, his foot-long dong still a meaty I-beam on his pelvis.
"Well that's a sad but lovely sight." Gary chuckles as he sets his backpack down.
Gary just takes a moment to look at that cock. Quietly, Gary creeps down and gets on his knees and puts a delicate hand along Darren's pole. As soon as Gary's fingers wrap deftly around the shaft, Darren's schlong flexes immediately, as it likes being petted. "F-Foouuuhh..." Darren moans softly.
God it's huge. 9 inches hard and it's so thick. "Whoa damn..." Gary shushed as he moves his hand up and down that member.
"Mmmh, uhhhh" Darren stirs in his sleep and widens his thighs, letting out a soft and sad moan as Gary's hand slides up his rod.
"Hah wow. Couldn't get anyone to to hop on tonight?" Gary snickers. In response, Darren's penis drools out a drop of pre as it starts to throb from the stimulation. "Mmmhh, yeah... You like that, don't ya?" Gary whispers as he strokes Darren's member. He smiles as he makes it `nod' up and down before cupping Darren's healthy nuts.
"Ooohhhhhhh" Darren's body undulates as he lets out another weak moan as his balls suddenly feel warm. His cock quivers as it leaks even more precum.
"Mmhhh, fuuuck..." Gary jerks Darren slowly and carefully as he also rolls and massages those orbs about. Darren's thighs flex as his body tenses as he continues to moan in his sleep, almost beginning to roll and hump into Gary's movements.
"Ohhh, nnnhhhh..." Darren then finally stirs awake and glances down. His eyes widen slightly as he sees his new roommate fondling and touching all over his gonads "HEY!" He bolts up and smacks Gary's hands away, "The fuck you think you're doing?!"
"Playing with your dick `hands-on'." Gary smirks "Sit back down, it was getting good."
"Oh my God, I close my eyes for a second, and you just start molesting me??" Darren accuses, "Fuck you, I'm going to bed." Darren turns around and starts walking. After about five steps, he staggers and looks down to see his cock is ducking down on his balls "What?? A-Ahh!" He nearly trips while his dick tucks between his thighs and `points' to Gary. "What the hell! Cut that out, man!"
"Awww, I think it likes me." Gary jokes as he controls Darren's penis with the app and makes it try and `reach' for him. He moves his finger on the dial and makes that engorged cock rub and grind into his scrotum and then rub into his smooth thighs.
"OoooOOoohhh" Darren moans as his cock's smooth and erect flesh starts nuzzling into his nether regions and gets him even hornier "Dude, this is weird..."
"Look. I'm here. I'm queer. And I know how to work a dick WITHOUT a phone." Gary tells him. Darren reluctantly turns around and slumps his shoulders, "I'll only use my hands. I swear."
"Ughhh... Fine." Darren comes back, "I don't even care anymore."
"Awesome!" Gary grins and fiddles the app. Darren looks down again and rolls his eyes as his huge monster is flipping around on its own -- his huge hard cock wags like a happy dog tail and flies around in circles. "See? Someone's happy!"
"Oh for God's sake. Just get it over with." Darren huffs as he slumps down. Gary chuckles as he puts is phone down.
"Got any lotion?"
"Pfff. Yeah. Here." Darren reaches for the drawer under the lamp next to the couch and tosses it to him.
"Great. Okay." Gary pops it open and squirts a generous dallop of lotion onto his palm. He squishes his hands together to warm it up and smirks at the bored and frustrated jock "Oh just relax. Think of it as a professional penis massage from a spa."
"Jesus Christ..." Darren rubs his brow "Why can't you just puuUOOOHHH! OH, oooh!" Darren suddenly jumbles as his cock feels the wet and squishy embrace of Gary's hands. His legs spread out wide as he squirms wildly, "HOH! Ho shit! Oh my fucking God!" His hands grip the couch as Gary starts to spread and massage that thick, juicy mast up and down.
"See? Not so baaad." Gary says as he glides his hands up and down on that member. His fingers choke that girth up, loosen up and slides down on the white cream covering his rod.
"HoooOOOOhhh!" Darren practically squeals like a girl as his cock pushes out a fat glob of pre "OooOOohhmyygaaawwdd"
"Yeah, work it, stud" Gary grins as he manhandles that cock. This meat is so hot, it's pulsing with lust and drooling with man-juice. Gary presses and rubs his thumbs under the head of that pork hammer and then rolls his palms around the mushroom head before squishing and rubbing both hands at the fat summit of the pole.
"HoohhHHHoooaaaaHH!" Darren moans openly as his toes twitch and curl as the energy rushes and tickles his manhood relentlessly. This didn't feel nearly as good when he was fucking that Blue chick earlier. God, did she have fantastic- "OHhhhhhh" Darren puts the back of his head on the couch and started pumping his huge cock in Gary's hands "Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going" He pants with his tongue out like a stupid dog as Gary massages his dong.
"Yessir." Gary smiles as he roams and twist that dick with the lotion. He can only imagine Darren is fantasizing about fucking another lady. "You know, if you weren't such a jackass to me in school, I'd like this a lot more."
"Please stop talking, trying to think" Darren moans as he undulates his hips like a professional stripper.
"Like, I'd give you a handjob any old time if you weren't such a prick all the time. I mean, who'd know how to get a guy off than another guy? It's really not as-"
"Gary shut the fuck uuuuppp" Darren whines as he dick oozes.
"Heh. Yeah. Lemme try again." Gary snickers "~Oh Darren~" He says in his `effeminate-gay' voice "~You're thssso biiig~Please break me you ferocious beast~"
"OOOH fuck! Oh fuck, agghh!" Darren jolts and writhes on the couch. Why was Gary talking `faggot mode' such a turn on? "Okay, keep talking, keep talking, aaahhhh"
"Pfff, what really?" Gary raises a brow "Okay. Ahem... ~Oh Darren, I'm sssssuch a baaad giiiirl"~I need your fat cock in my little pussssy~"
"Oh fuck, oh yeah, oh, oh, ah, haaahhh" Darren squirms and breathes out loud as Gary works his gay magic. God, how does Gay Gary know how to work over a cock like this? He's even better than half the girls Darren fucked! Seriously, the way his lotioned hands wring and squeeze his shaft, pumping that cock instead of jerking it like a jackhammer -- he's just massaging it in all the right places like he's milking it. He even goes down to work the balls like a professional! The girls Darren does NEVER bounce and cradle his testicles!
"~Tnh, oh yeessss babyyyy~" Gary says in his `queer voice' "~Work it, sssstud~! ~I wanna ssee that fat volcano of yours burst out and stuff~"
"Oh God, oh God, here it comes, here I cum, I'm cumming!" Darren huffs and moans out loud with his lips puckered in an open moan as the mind-booming climax boils out of his balls and up his huge length.
At that moment, Gary picks up his phone and presses PAUSE on the orgasm meter.
"GUH! HUH! GHH!" Darren's body jerks and flails a bit before he realizes that his cock isn't exploding with ecstasy. He pants as he looks down at his twitching member, and then seeing Gary stand up. "Uh, dude?" His eyes glance up and down as Gary starts to undo his pants. "What are you doing?"
"Same as any other girl in her right mind who's slept with you." Gary shrugged as he pulls down his pants and shows he's wearing some purple and soft briefs that is sporting a solid tent. Darren's eyes widen as he suddenly sees where this is going.
"No..."
"You wanna get off?" Gary takes the waistband of his briefs and peels them down, letting his modest 5 inch hard cock spring out "You gotta earn it."
"Nope. No no. Not worth it. Forget it." Darren automatically dismissed as he gets up from the couch and walks off, "Keep it to yourself, Fairy Gary."
"Aw, come on, not cool!" Gary laughed after him as Darren walks his boner to the bathroom.
"Fuck off, man!" Darren growled before he slams the door.
Gary wipes off his hands and picks up his phone before he sits on the couch, chuckling as he moves the cursor on the AROUSAL meter on the dial. "I like this. This is a fun time."
Meanwhile, Darren huffs in aggravation as he scrubs his body, with his cock still at a full mast, "God, why does he have to be such a faggot??" He groans as his hands scrub and wash his body, "Why can't queers just take a fuckin HINT??"
His face goes hot as his member flexes in arousal. As much as he hates to admit it, Gary's hands felt so fucking good. Hell, not even that pussy from earlier was that phenomenal. Darren looks down as he hears the deep and subtle robotic sounds as his dick wags up and down on its own. His fat cock goes down and rubs into his thigh.
"Ooh, oh," His hands grab onto the tiles while his thighs press onto his member, "Oh that feels good..." Darren moans as his penis tucks itself between his thighs and rubs itself off by popping in and out on its own. "Whew, mmff, ohhh" He groans as the lotion washes off and he only gets hornier. Just when he thought he was going to climax again, his rod flops right up as its controls releases it.
God he's so hot right now. And he's had a boner for hours. Darren lets out a long sigh as he seriously considers Gary's suggestion. He DID say he didn't care anymore...
Back in the living room, Gary taps on his Hogwarts Mystery game. He's just chilling butt-naked with a shirt on before his sulky roommate comes lumbering in -- he has a towel around his waist with a very big tent leading the way.
"My offer still stands, hot-shot." Gary muses casually as he plays his phone game.
"Agh, just..." Darren scoffs in annoyance before he flips the fridge closed, "What do you even want me to do??? I never sucked a dick before, what do you want from me??!"
Gary shrugged, "I can always go for a rimjob. I love those."
"Rimjob? What the hell is that?"
"What, you never heard?" Gary grins, "It's when you eat out a gay man's pussy."
"Wait a sec, gay guys don't have pussies. They have-" Darren's eyes jerked wide.
"Thaaaaatta boy."
"AUGH! DUDE! NO! Fucking GROSS!" Darren shouts as he cringes hard.
"Oh. My God."
"I mean, REALLY?! You actually eat where you SHIT?!"
"Hey, and you eat were women bleed. How is that much different?"
"I- Yo- GUUHH! You're freaking disgusting, man!"
"Dude. Would you chill?" Gary scoffs, "Years ago, I had a simple operation on my butt so I'm always clean down there. It's better than an enema."
"Oh my God, I can't with this..." Darren rubs his forehead, "Look, can't I just use my hands on your dick?? That's what YOU were doing!"
"Hell no. If you want to get your rocks off, it's one of the following: blow me, or clean my ass, or nothing at all."
"Fuckin fa-"
"Ah!" Gary caught him. Darren slumps and paces around, "Dude, for real. It's basically the same as eating pussy. I promise."
"Haaggghh..." Darren slumps and thinks for a second and then comes to him and raises a finger, "One thing. If I do this, I want you to put my dick on like... Auto mode or something."
"Auto what?"
"Back at the hospital, I was able to make my dick... I don't know, go down on itself or something. It's what I was doing before the doctor made me stop."
"Oh, you mean like this?" Gary brings up his phone and gives it a few taps. In a couple of seconds, Darren's head jerked down as the towel around his waist falls off. The skin of his cock presses into it, and moves up and down.
"Oooh! Oh, oh yeah, that!" Darren moans and staggers. His hips roll and pump into the air, whining with bliss as he does a small gogo-dance in front of Gary. "Oh God yes, that's it..."
"Heh heh heh, hell, I'm always down for a butt-fucking if you wanna pound one out, big guy."
"Don't push it, man." Darren coos, but then stopped when his cock stopped pleasuring itself. He looks down and then back at Gary "Hey!"
"Get down and busy, and I'll turn it back on."
"Jesus Christ, you really are trying to be my girlfriend." Darren scowls as he goes to Gary and gets on his knees. He winces as he looks at Gary's set -- his tender balls and his thickening dick, and then down into his crack. "Ugh, could you at least flip over or something so I don't have to see your junk?"
"Pfff, here, let me help you." Gary smirks as he moves his legs up and secures over Darren's back.
"Ack, whoa!" Darren irks as he's moved forward and his snout goes right for the rear. "Mrmmh! Mmmff!"
"Go on. You might like it." Gary snickers.
"Mrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh" Darren growls directly at him as he glares over Gary's teabag on the bridge of his nose. Guess there's not much avoiding it. He begrudgingly puts Gary's thighs over his shoulders and reluctantly starts licking.
"Ooo! Ohh, mmhh, yeah..." Gary sighs and relaxes right before Darren moves himself up to talk.
"Dude, I swear to God" He points a threatening finger at him, "If you fart in my mouth, I will fucking kill you."
"No need for a death threat, Darren. Just make with the ass kissing."
"Guuuhhh..." Darren huffs in defeat before moving his face in. "I can't believe I'm doing this..." With that, he starts to deftly nurse and slurp at his nether region. His hips roll to push his anus into Darren's face as that tongue paints on that taint. Gary takes his phone and taps on it again, activating the self-stimulate function.
"MMMmm! Rrrhgggghh" Darren moans and snorts into that crack as his penis feels the invisible grip on his cock before the flesh starts to roll up and down along his automated pole. "Mrrrpph, eemmhh" Darren's eyes flutter as he starts to nuzzle and tickle Gary's butthole more graciously.
"Heck, check THIS out." Gary chuckles as he taps another notion on the phone.
"MMHH!" Darren moans and grasps at Gary's thighs as his balls feel a very wonderful sensation! His nuts roll and twirl in the sac as they move on their own and fling about under Darren's cock.
"Awwww that's nice, yeeeaaahhh" Gary moans as he masturbates as Darren licks his hole some more, twirling his tongue into his pucker and slurping rather wetly. He picks up his phone and taps on the Arousal meter a couple of times.
"Mnnhh, ghrrmm... Eennhmm" Darren moans and snorts into that crack as his hips start rolling on themselves. He takes in Gary's delicate scent as he makes out with his anus, grasping his hands onto Gary's hips as he makes passionate love with his taint. His tongue pushes in and licks the inside of that hole, finding it surprisingly loose and clean.
"Oh yeah, good boy..." Gary moans as jerks off and moans while he puts his hand on the back of Darren's head. He rocks his hips and grinds his rear into that face as Darren starts to graze his teeth and his lips into his hole. He grins as he glances at his phone and presses the Arousal meter a few more times.
"W-Whoa" Gary is force back as his lower body leans up while Darren shoves his face in there. His head tosses and digs right in there as he snorts hungrily as his tongue attacks his tunnel "A-Ahh, oh God yes, mnnhh!" His hand strokes his cock as his legs dangle and hang in the air while Darren really gets into it. All the while, an invisible handjob is still bouncing along the meat of his member and his balls bob and party down below.
"Mrrmphh, mmhh, ggllk" Darren licks voraciously into Gary's hole, his hips humping between the couch cushions as he shoves his lips and gnaws into the queer's crack. Why is this so hot?? Darren moans harshly as he tries to bury his tongue as deep into that pucker as he can. He really is so clean, and his smell is alluring and emasculate. It's not like eating out a woman at all, but somehow this is more... Containable?
"Oh, ohhh, ohhh, mmnhh" Gary moans as Darren pulls his tongue and gives a full lick across his pucker. Gary blushes hard as he jerks off as Darren becomes ensorcelled by his butthole. Darren even spits right on his asshole before shoving his face in again "OHHhh, God yes, eat that pussy, Darren."
"MMMPHHrrrrmm!"
"Hoh shit! Oh my God!" Gary's body arches as Darren punches his prostate with that next tongue dive. "Okay, okay," Gary smiles as he masturbates, "Work my pussy, Darren. You got it, you are just eating the fuck out of my fucking cunt, daddy."
"Rrmmphh, mmphhm! M-hm, mhh" Darren slurps loudly into Gary's butt and squishes his lips into his rear, swimming and rolling that tongue wildly into him. This shouldn't be sexy. This shouldn't be as crazy hot as it is. He's STRAIGHT! He's not into dudes -- and several have tried to get with him. So why is this driving him mad with lust??!
"Oh, right there, right there, right there, right there!" Gary wanks off faster as Darren's tongue abuses Gary's prostate and samples it relentlessly. His orbs tingle as his dick gets a wicked flourish of sensation, "MMMHHH! FFFffffuuuuck!" Gary moans out as his member starts spewing his orgasm all over himself "U-Uhh! Ghhh! Oh fuck! Ghyyeaah!" His hand strokes his pulsing rod from that wet sliver wiggling in his hole as he gets himself off.
After a couple of seconds, Gary notices that Darren is still eating him out. He just keeps snorting and scarfing down that butt like a pig, it's like he's addicted to rimming Gary. "Heh, you really are into it, huh?"
Darren looks up and just continues to slurp at Gary's perineum, "Look, I'm naw som faggot, m'kay??" He growls with his mouth drooling as his fingers rub and squeeze into Gary's thighs. Meanwhile, Gary discreetly taps on his phone "M'only doing this to get off." Darren huffs hotly and growls while his cock is still working itself over, "And if you tell ANYONE that I did this, He says while going back to glue his mouth to Gary's butthole, "I'm gunna-"
Darren's eyes bugged out as, out of nowhere, a huge wave of hot sperm blasts right out of his meat! "AWWWHHH! Ahh hah! Ohh!" The jock jerks about flails as his member coats his floor and couch with a very wide margin of dribbling white.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" Gary chuckles as the jock looks at him pitifully, "You're gonna do what if I tell someone that you did this?" Gary's finger then presses a button the app.
"Guh, now..." Darren staggers to his shaking feet, "Okay... I just got o- OHHH!" Darren falls over just as his monster meat erupts again with another massive orgasm! His hands land on the couch's ridge as he holds himself up over Gary, moaning outloud and panting and sweating over his chuckling roommate.
"Mmmff, niiiice." Gary purrs as he pets and rubs along Darren's semi-hairy abs and chest. He grins as he looks at the gasping beast over him, Darren looking like he might actually about to fuck him, "This is a great look for you."
"Dude... Not... Gay..." Was all Darren could say. His eyes go to Gary's phone and he gasps as he sees a button on it that reads [EJACULATE]
"Yeah, how about you show me how `not gay' you are." Gary chuckles as he taps the option. Darren gasps as his fingers clench.
"No! No no no! Not my cooOOOUUUUUUCCH!" Darren yowls as his entire penis explodes with that same mind-numbing bliss. "AWW! HOOHHH! MMMH!" His hips jerk and flail as he spews out several fresh ropes of cum over Gary's shirt.
"And again." Gary taps it and forces Darren to blow all over again!
"AWWW! OH FUCK! AHH! HAH! Ohh!" His entire body trembles and shakes, whining and moaning as the smug little fag toys with his phone.
"And one more time~" Gary snickers as he triggers again. Darren's synthetic testicles perform yet another spontaneous detonation that launches that cock straight to the moon.
"OOOHHHH!" Darren collapses right on top of Gary as his huge and muscular body spasms and twitches harshly against the other.
"Mmmmm" Gary hugs that big monster as he squirms with overwhelming pleasure and covered in his own sweat "Fuck, you feel great to hug."
"OHhhggh, ghhh! Gh-huhhh..." Darren grunts and irks as he moves himself up -- his body now having a fresh layer of his own orgasms before he flops to the side of the couch. He pants and whines as his energy just about taps out.
"See? Was that so bad?"
"You... Fuckin... Fag..." Darren groans in defeat as he lops to the side.
"Anyway, I need to clean up." Gary sits up and pulls off his ruined shirt, "I don't suppose I could even talk you into scrubbing my back?"
"Kkkuuuhhhlll... Kaaahhhlll..." Darren snores quietly, completely konked out, with his fat dick still standing at a full erection despite having just climaxed him into a coma.
"The hell?? You just passed out??!" Gary huffs in disbelief. "Dammit, if you were MY boyfriend, I'd so make you sleep in the floor." Gary wiped his hands off on Darren's clean thighs and goes to get his pack. Before he goes, he gets his phone and checks the timer on the penis app. "Oh. Okay." He looks at Darren's wet and lotion-soaked cock "In 3... 2... 1..."
BEEP BEEP
Finally, Darren's member shrinks and droops down, as spent as its owner, completely done for the evening.
"Well, good night, ya dumb breeder..." He double takes to the pizza on the coffee table, "You know what? You owe me anyway." Gary steals a couple of slices and goes to the kitchen for a quick run of the microwave.