"Uhh, nnhh, oh, ghh, ohh!" A fair skinned, slender-built black haired male moans submissively as he holds onto Gary's average build as the two of them jerk and shove forward over and over again on a bed. "Oh God yes, uuhhh!"
"Yeah, oh my gosh... Ohhh you feel amazing..." Gary moans as he rolls his hips in smooth motions into his date's fantastic booty. The humid room is very dim at 6AM and Gary fucks his friend smooth and slow in his small room.
"Please don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, ooohhhh!" He whines as his ankles lock above Gary's butt.
"Mmrrhh" Gary goes in and starts kissing along Matthew's neck, squishing his lips smacking on his flesh.
"H-Hoohh! Bite me, go ahead!" Matthew moans hotly as his sweaty body undulates on its own. Gary simply growled in response before his teeth starts pressing on Matthew's neck "OHH! Ohhh fuck, uuhh!" Matthew's cock squirts a large dose of precum onto Gary's and his bellies as the love-bite turns him on greatly.
"Ghhh, flip over." Gary mumbles harshly as he pulls his cock out. He strokes himself as he looks over the Japanese twink on his futon bed "I'm about to cum."
"Oh fuck yes" Matthew goes on his front and raises his bubble butt in the air and waits as Gary comes over him and mounts him doggy-style "Get into me, cum inside me, I want it, I waaAAAANNNN" He moans as that meat enters him again "OOO-hhoooHHMM!" His mouth his grabbed by Gary, who is now humping into him.
"Shhh, I don't want you waking up my roommate."
"Mmm-hmm, m-hm" Matthew nods as he clenches his eyes and moans with bliss "MMmmm! Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm!" His body bounces back and forth from taking Gary's rod. His own dick down below twitches as it reaches its limit on containing Matthew's ecstasy.
"Ohhhhhyeeeaaahhh" Gary moans as he lets go of Matthew's mouth and puts both hands on the bed as his hips hump into Gary's rump in the classic position. "Oh my God, I've been needing you so baaaaad... I need this. I need your ass so much..."
"Use me, fucking use me" Matthew whines as he almost throws his ass backwards to take in Gary's tool. His hand reaches for his own phone to fiddle with it. After a few seconds, Matthew spazzes and irks hard as his asshole gets so much tighter than it was! "F-Fuuck!" Matthew moans as the adorable Asian bottom interlaces his fingers into Gary's before his teeth sinks into his pillow just as his hole gives a massive wave of pleasure "UUULLMMFF! RRMMFF!"
"Oh my God, oh fuck" Gary gasps and tenses a bit -- somehow, that pucker is suddenly sucking on his dick like a sentient tunnel "Shhhiiit I'm cumming, I'm cumming...!" He tenses his face as his naked pelvis jerks and starts shoving into Matthew's ass "Awwww! O-hoh! AHh! OHH!"
"MMmmmhhhrrrmm!" Matthew moans into the pillow as he cringes with bliss and wonder. Gary pants and groans as he slowly pulls his member out, dripping with cum and cuddles right next to his sexy study buddy.
"God that was... Fuck, I don't even know..." Gary pants as he puts his glasses back on.
"Mmm I know what you mean..." Matthew purrs. He nuzzles into Gary's cheek and kisses him. Gary kisses back and strokes along his side.
"You know after what I heard about you" Gary mumbles, "I thought I wouldn't be big enough."
"Mmhh... What have you heard?" Matthew smiles.
"That you once had an entire traffic cone shoved up your butt on a dare."
"PFFFF... Hahahaha" Matthew laughs as he rills onto his naked back -- showing his pelvis is coated with his own male goo, "One time, I swear."
"Wait, for real?"
"Yeah. Was one hell of a night."
"Gheheh... You and I should go out sometime outside of class. I like hanging out with you."
"Mmmhh, I'd like that..." Matthew moans as he snuggles to him. Gary smiles as he reaches down and rubs on that very supple bubble butt.
"God, your ass is unbelievably smooth..."
"Yeah... You wouldn't believe what I can fit up there since my operation."
"Hm? Operation?"
"Mmhh, well..." Matthew sighs casually, "I used to have this... Blemish problem with my skin, as well as a sort of... Let's just say `unpleasant ailment' in my anus that I used to have to take medication for."
"Yeah?" Gary props up his elbow to rest his head on his hand.
"Then a few years ago, I saved up a ton of money and I went in for biotech surgery on my posterior. So one butt replacement surgery later, I got myself the perfect ass."
"What, seriously? My roommate had the same thing done to him on his dick AND his ass."
"Ooh, he a player?"
"Egh, he's more of a breeder."
"Ugh. Straight. Outta. Vag." Matthew rolled his eyes. "Such a waste, right?"
"Heh, kind of. He's also an idiot jerk, so there's that."
"I'll say. You told me he fucks a girl almost every night, but he won't let you bring anyone home? Fuckin hypocrite." He moves up and nips Gary's ear, "Good thing I'm a bad boy, yeah?"
"Mmm, yeah you're a very bad boy" Gary giggles sensually as he nips at Matthew's thin goatee chin. "So, is that what you meant like the perfect butt?" Gary reaches down and pats one of those flawless globes. He moves his fingers in and starts to push his middle and ring fingers into that hole.
"Ohhhhhh" Matthew moans as he just arches his back and welcomes those fingers in his surprisingly loose pucker. Gary smiles as he dives his fingers in as Matthew gets slutty all over again, "Oh, oh, oh, oh"
"So, is this like a real boy-pussy then?"
"Uh-huuhhh" Matthew nods and hugs the pillow as Gary molests him. He whines and sighs as Gary pulls his fingers out and pets his round and jiggly buttcheeks. "MMnnhh..." Matthew relaxes for a few seconds and yawns as he adjusts himself "The operation came with an app that lets me adjust the tightness and the texture of the rear. That way, I can virtually take any cock up my butthole. I can even tamper with the sensitivity levels on it. Mrrrrr" He smiles as he moves his leg to rub between Gary's semi-hairy legs "Hence why I get so freaky-deaky when you put your hand in my crack..."
"I mean like, I had a similar procedure done on MY butt. But it was a Teflon supplement fusion in my lower works so my digestive track would always keep my rear clean. I kinda wanted to take it a step further, but it was way too expensive for me."
"Mmhhh, you should try it. Totally worth the cash."
"I really need to get in on this biotech stuff." Gary takes out his phone while putting his other arm around Matthew, "The app lets me control my roommate's dick the same way. He got into a serious accident, so his procedure was free."
"Oh yeah, you mentioned something like that. Like an at-home rehab, right?" Matthew grins a bit as he rubs his smooth backside onto Gary's front, "Is he big?"
"Huge. But straight. I still love screwing with him though." Gary snickered and kisses Matthew's ear. "The app only covers his dick, but the doctors said they had to reconstruct his ass too."
"Hm" Matthew shrugged, "If that's the case, you could probably get an extension on the app if it includes his butt."
"Wouldn't that be illegal though? Or some kind of malpractice? I don't wanna get in trouble just for messing with his ass."
"Well, there is a way to find out." Matthew says casually as he gets up to put on his long-sleeve shirt, seeing as it's about time for him to get going, "Usually if the biotech isn't compatible with the recipient, it won't work. If anything, the doctors who did the operation would just slap you on the wrist."
"But the doctors say if the program is used too much, it could cause some serious problems with him."
"Oh they're just exaggerating. Believe me, I know." Matthew pulls on his very stretchy boxerbriefs that is both comfortable and leaves very little to the imagination "My aunt is a biotech surgeon, and she says while these apps ARE prone to glitches, it's not like my sphincter is going to start spewing fireworks for messing around with it too much."
"Hahaha. My roommate's doctor said a patient once couldn't stop pissing himself, or that his penis literally exploded."
"Pffff! Hahahaha" Matthew laughs, "Dude. If a guy's dick could literally explode from nerve-connecting nano technology, would they really release it for modern medicine for public health?"
"Good point," Gary pulls on some boxers and gets up, "I'll give it a shot."
"I'll send you the link to the app on my way to my car. Lemme know how it goes?" Matthew asked with a smile.
"Sure thing." Gary chuckles as he comes up to the fully dressed Japanese twink. He comes in for a slow kiss and gradually makes it passionate. Matthew moans lowly as he enjoys the slow smooch as Gary rubs his hips. "Ghhooodd you are soooo cuuuute..."
The two of them sneak quietly through the small dorm house and Gary walks Matthew outside. "Lemme know when you wanna sneak me in again~" Matthew winks.
"Oh I will." Gary gives his cheek one more kiss before Matthew takes off.
A few minutes later when Gary is back in his room after Matthew sent him the link to the app's add-ons. Within half an hour of choosing to download the specified add-on, his phone dings as the update finishes. "Coooool" Gary smirks as he taps on the app to open it up, seeing that it now has a choice between two tabs:
[GENITALS] [BUTTOCKS]
He taps on the buttocks, and the app shows a perfect rendering of Darren's ass, peach fuzz and all. "Heh. Niiiiice..."
"Mmmnnhhh" Darren murrs as he slowly stirs awake. The light from the window is very dim, indicating that it's still every early in the morning. He peers and sees the fine babe sitting at the edge of his bed already dressed and getting a few things together, "Awwwooooorrrr, don't tell me you're leaving..."
"Oh, did I wake you?" She asked quietly, "Sorry, I meant to be quiet about it...
"Mmmrrrgghh, can't you stay pleeeaaasse?" Darren paws at her needingly, "Last night was soooo hooooot"
"Heh heh, yes it was." She agreed, "And now it's morning. And I have to get going to my job."
"Mmmggghhh, come onnnn" Darren whines, making the girl chuckle. "Can't we have a quickyyy?"
"Oh now don't pout."
Darren gets up, buck nude, and comes to her and suddenly closes in for a kiss. His date kisses back with just as much passion for a few seconds before he breaks apart, "MMmmhhh... This turns me on so much..."
PPURRrreenng
Darren's eyes widens as his ass suddenly rips out a loud bullfrog between his cheeks.
"Uhhh" The lady gives him a disgusted look, "THAT turns you on?"
"NO! I swear to God, I have no idea where that came from." Darren defends quickly.
"Alright, well, I gotta go."
"No, please, come on!"
"Babe the mood is lost, and I got an early shift."
"Look, please, I'm already awake, and I usually-" Darren suddenly winced as another sudden fart loads up down there.
FRRRRRRrrttt
"A-Ahhh..." Darren's face burns with embarrassment as the lady collects her coat and walks out.
"Excuse you!" She says before going off.
"Wait wait wait!" Darren goes after her, still buck nude as he attempts to keep her for one more lay. "Come on, please don't leave like this, I'll make it worth your while!"
"Darren, bye." She dismisses as they exit the door.
"Look, just hear me out!" Darren pleads, the damn idiot not taking a hint as they make it outside. The foxy woman huffs and turns around and glares at him. Is this guy seriously this desperate?
"I'm listening."
"Okay, I just gotta..." Darren starts, but his eyes widen again as he feels his rump get ready to speak for him.
BRRrrppp! FRRRrrpp! PURREeenng! PPTTHHHPP!
"U-Uh, ah, mmhh!" Darren's hips actually jerk from the forceful farts flying out of his buttcrack, almost as if his hole is an air gun.
"Oh my God, BYE!" With that, Darren's lady friend turns and strides away.
"Come ooooonnnn!" Darren whines as the he slumps defeated. He winces as another burst of flatulence punched out of his hole again.
FRRRrrrRRT
"F-Fuck!" Darren whips around and strides back into his dorm house before anyone caught wind of his nudity. The oversexed doofus slumps back into his room and closes the door. "Dammit..." Darren sighs as flops down on his bed. "Dammit... Dammit... Fuuuuuck" His furrows as his bowels inflate on their own once more as he feels a low roar out of his ass.
BUUUURRRrrtttfff
"The fuck asked you??" Darren scowls as shoves his rump on the bed. He huffs with aggravation as he gets back into the covers snuggles up comfortably before the jock dozes off again.
Gary sneaks out of his room and slowly goes into Darren's room. He SORT OF can make out what went down, but he didn't get close enough to hear or else Darren's date would see him. He attempted to make him fart extra loud, but he honestly couldn't hear if it did "Okay, okay..." Gary peers into Darren's room and sees the thin blanket over his muscular body. "So, does this thing actually work?" Gary pulls up the app and presses his thumb on the app's booty and moves it up.
His jaw drops as Darren arches his back under the covers as his butt-outline moves itself. Gary moves his thumb to the side, and Darren's buttcheeks move in the same direction. Under the blanket, Darren's ass moves in one circle, undulates again, and moves in another circle.
Gary suppresses a giggle as he taps a couple of tabs and watches as Darren's hips obey the app's command and starts bouncing his mounds up and down in a post-sleep twerk! Darren grunts and irks as his rear jumps up and down in bed before they settle down. Doing another test, Gary presses on one of the buttock's function options.
RRRRrrrrpp
"Ghhh..." The sheet on Darren's ass shifts from the bark out of his rear before he stirs in his sleep.
"PFFF ghghghgh" Gary snickers as he presses the FLATULENCE button a few more times with its `force' meter all the way up.
Frrrttt PTTHHP BUUUUuurr
"GHHhhahahaha!" Gary silently laughs but gasps and covers his mouth before he ducks out of sight when Darren almost wakes up. Gary snickers as he creeps aside and check out the app.
"Hm? Oh that's interesting..." Gary observes. The buttocks add-on has a sort of RECYCLE ALL option. Tapping on it and reading the description, it seems the tech can make Darren's rectum and colon much like Teflon -- meaning that his anus can always be clean, and the biotech involve could make sure he'd never have to shit again because it can entirely convert everything his bowels come up with into simple proteins.
"Cool. I'll go with that." Gary taps the app, and reprogrammed Darren's butt to always be completely clean. Gary chuckles as he leans on the doorframe and checks out another tab on the buttocks section. His eyebrows raise as he goes to the SPINCTER setting. "Huh..."
Gary carefully sneaks into Darren's room and creeps up to the jock's bed. Very slowly, Gary peels off the sheet covering Darren up, and gaps as he sees the jock's nude body. "Ohh-MMP!" Gary slaps his hand over his mouth before he could moan too loudly. God Darren is so hot. Does he always sleep naked, or was this because he had a girl with him?? Doesn't matter.
Gary then holds his phone with one hand, and deftly puts his hand onto Darren's bottom with the other. Like holding open the pages of a healthy, slightly fuzzy and perfect book, Gary holds Darren's crack open just to see his pucker. He looks at his phone and sees the sphincter settings as another dial. His one thumb moves the cursor down to the far left where a small circle resides. Gary watches Darren's butthole suddenly shrink right down in his crack, looking like a tiny pink star.
"Whoa..." Gary puts a fingertip onto the very little dot in Darren's crack and pushes. He irks and tries, but his asshole is so tight, he can't even get the tip of his finger past it.
He then glances at his phone, and slides the cursor to the opposite direction, to the far right side of the bar where a big circle is located. Gary looks back and gaps as Darren's pucker widen and swell to the circumference of soda can, gaining a sort of puffy exterior as the anal muscle gains a whole new level of elasticity.
"Now..." Gary then puts a finger into the enlarged pucker, and it almost falls in there! "Hoooollllyy shiiiit" Gary whispers as he puts in another finger in there, and then a third. Gary's jaw drops as he gets bolder and puts four fingers in there.
"Mmmhhhh..." Darren coos softly in his sleep as his back arches and his rear actually goes up.
"Heh... You like that, jackass?" Gary whispers as he then includes is thumb into a fist, and slowly inserts it in the swollen hole.
"Ohhhhhhh..." Darren whines as his arms hug his pillow, drooling in his dreaming as his roommate plays with his hole.
"Yeah... Take it, you stupid breeder." Gary smirks as he rolls his fist in and out of the clean and smooth hole, loving how soft and warm Darren's hole is.
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh" Darren moans again as the jock blissfully takes it. God, Darren is moaning like so many twinks and sluts on the porn Gary used to watch -- when a lithe pretty boy would get rimmed or tenderly fucked by a huge yet gentle daddy.
"Damn, that's hot." Gary mumbled as he marveled at Darren's sphincter as the intense warm swallows his hand whole. He dares to plunge his hand even deeper and must've pressed in on Darren's prostate.
"OhhhOOOOoooo" Darren's body tenses as his hands gasp onto the mattress. Gary froze as Darren adjusts in bed and his ass pushes up as his tunnel starts to roll and envelop half of Gary's forearm.
"No way..." Gary mouthed as he rolls his arm back and forth, softly punching into Darren's G-spot, really pressing his knuckles onto that hot button.
"O-Ohh! Oh, oh, gghhhooooohhhh!" Darren moans more as jerks in his sleep. Gary tilts his head and peers below Darren's dangling ballsac -- Darren's haunches is so into this, his knees are actually propped up in that classic presenting position. Gary raises his eyebrows as he observes Darren's dick is once again drooling with pre while his cock is right hard.
"Ooh, this is interesting." Gary grins as he carefully jerks off while still slowly pumping his fist back and forth into Darren's unbelievably elastic butthole. "Lemme see if I can make you cum, ya fuckin dummy." He strokes himself as he fist-fucks his jackass of a roommate, wiggling his hand and roaming his fingers around every inch inside of Darren's anus.
"OhhhOOOOhhhoooOOOohhh!" Darren drools from his mouth as his toes curl from the sensation of his ass, his dream showing him that he is sitting on a chick who is turning into a flower and is driving into his asscrack like a while tentacle. "Huh-huuuhh..."
"Mmhh, yeah, mmfffuck, take it, yeah..." Gary chuckles as he plays with himself while also violating Darren's hole with is bare hand. Darren's whole athletic body squirms and writhes as his rubber pucker gulps and sucks on Darren's arm as his hips even start to buck with the rhythm.
"Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhh" Darren irks and moans as his anus slurps and squishes all around Gary's fist as his nuts start to go up into their protective bag.
"Mmmhhh, yeah..." Gary then arches his thumb's knuckle and presses harshly into Darren's prostate. Hard.
"OHHHHHH!" Darren moans as his wet dream reaches a very bizarre image that just about drives him crazy. "NNnnhh! NNNH! Ohhhhh!"
"Hah, whoa!" Gary scoffs and looks down below at Darren's fat cock squirting a pool of white into his bed. That hard log twitched and jumped as it spews out a thick orgasm before his body lowers back down. Gary smirks as he slowly pulls his fist out of that fuzzy ass just before Darren stirs awake. Gary gasps softly and quickly ducks down, wincing as he hears the creak and movement of the mattress.
"Fuckin A..." Darren groans as he turns his body and looks down at the cream spill below his chubby dick "That was so weird... Why was that flower going inside my butt... Nhhh..." He groans before he settles back down, not even curious as to why his blanket is off of him. After a few minutes, Darren starts to softly snore again.
Gary sighs with relief and gazes with wonder as his hand has stayed dry and perfectly clean. "That was close... Too close..." He gets up and steps towards the door and takes a last look at Darren's manly ass.
Then he gets a thought. A very bad and hilarious idea. He snickers as he takes his phone and steps out of Darren's room.
Minutes later, Gary returns... With a huge Grade A eggplant. This thing is about the size of piglet and has a large amount of heft to it. Going back to the side of Darren's bed, Gary presses the enormous vegetable to the jock's buttcheeks. He angles the eggplant and puts it to Darren's puffy pucker and pushes. Surprisingly, he feels the fat purple object begins to easily sink right in.
"MMff! Ohhhh..." Darren moans with a stupid grin on his face. Gary winces and flinches for a moment, but sighs as Darren stays asleep.
"Careful... Careful..." Gary eases the eggplant right in that stretchy rump and watches with awe as that sphincter slowly and graciously yawns around the eggplant's smooth exterior.
"OOooooooo" Darren moans like a complete slut again as his anus gets stimulated in an unfamiliar way, donning a very dumb grin in his sleep as his ass takes on the massive produce.
"That's it, that's it" Gary says as Darren's butt gulps down the veg until the lips enclose around the top, "Aaaaaaaannnd... We're in." Gary smiles as that pucker completely swallows the whole eggplant, and even has enough room to consume the top and kiss Gary's finger.
"Heheheheh, niiiiice" Gary giggles as he gets up. Bringing up the phone, he presses a finger to the dial of Darren's spincter elasticity, and moves it all the way down. Grinning wickedly, Gary looks as Darren's generous pink donut immediately shrinks down to a little pink dot in his cheeks. "Hah hah -- oop!"
He jerks back when Darren rolls over in his sleep, groaning as he lies on his back, and sporting a rather thick chubby from his pelvis.
"Heh..." Gary retreats and goes to let his prank take its course.
Darren slowly stirs awake in bed and stretches on the mattress, "Mmmm... What time is i-OOH! OOOOoohh!" He suddenly irks and weakly flails out of bed. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, agghh! Ah, ahhh!" Darren wobbles and walks bow-legged around his bed as his ass feels extremely engorged! He feels like he hasn't pooped in a MONTH!
He waddles and irks as fast as he can to the bathroom and drops his ass onto the toilet "Okay, okay. OookkaaMPH!" Darren's eyes widen and he jerks bit and tensed as he tries to start things up, but the load inside blocks itself from immediately leaving. "Oh jeez, what the hell, RRRGHH!" He furrows his brow and clenches his eyes as he tries to push out the torpedo in his rear. "JESUS what did I eat last night???" He cries out pathetically.
His legs spread as his feet kick at the floor as he strains his bowels and growls loudly as his hole almost refuses to open up, "GGYYYYAAAAHHHHH! AWWHH-HHOOOoohhh!" He moans out loud aggressively as the evil mass inside of him barely scratches the surface and is slowly forced open. "Guuuh! UUUuuhh! HHHUUUHHH!"
"PFFFhahahahaha" Gary laughs as his laptop streams the tiny security camera in Darren's bathroom -- the cam itself is about as small as a toy suction cup and only has about a couple of hours worth of battery life before it buzzes out -- just enough to watch the show of Darren passing a boulder out of his ass.
"FUCK! SHIT! WhaaAAaat thHHEee actual fuuUUUCK!" Darren flexes every muscle in his body as his asshole feels like it's splitting in half! His eyes are locked shut as he squeezes and squirms on the seat like a crazy idiot as his anus slowly expels the biggest dump in his whole life. "Come ON! Come ON! Come ON!" His foot slams on the tile before his hands dig and grab into his hair as he lurches forward -- he can feel IT halfway out, but his pucker is just choking this monster! It's wrecking his crack in two!
Within 10 minutes of harsh and grueling straining on the porcelain bowl Darren can feel that it's about to drop.
"GAAHH! CHHEEEH! GYYAAHHHH!" His head and chest absolutely red from the effort, Darren finally lurches forward as the massive load POPS out of his ass and cluncks into the toilet! "HOOHHHH! Aeehh!" Darren flops right off, his ass in the air and feeling as though his entire anus literally exploded.
"HAAAAHahahahahaha oh Jesus, ahahahaha!" Gary slaps his forehead and laughs out loud, with Darren chest down and booty up as the jock just crashes forward.
Darren pants out loud as his legs quake on him, unable to remember how to get him up for several minutes. Finally, he gets up, his legs shaking badly and his rear still heavy with gravity, and massive exertion and turns around to look at the beast he just shat out.
"W-What the hell???"
As large as a football and bright purple, he sees the prize eggplant he got from one of his girls from a week ago. Did he just poop out an overgrown vegetable that he kept in the fridge??!"
Darren sprints to the kitchen and throws open the fridge. It's gone! "Fucking faaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG!"
"GHHHahahaha, busteeedd" Gary laughs as the security camera in the bathroom zapped out and expired. Gary hops onto his futon and kicks back with one of his textbooks as he hears Darren stomping around outside of his room. He hears the jock approach him kicks the door open. Gary holds back his snickering as he looks up innocently from his text at the fuming jock holding the perfectly clean eggplant with an impaling steak knife.
"NOT." Darren utters with sheer fury "FUCKING. FUNNY."
"Of course it's not funny." Gary says as his smirk comes through. "It's freaking hilarious
"That's IT!!!" Darren roared as he chucks the eggplant at the wall and leaves a purple dent on it and stomps towards Gary "YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!!"
"Wait, catch!" Gary tosses up his phone up at Darren.
"Ah- wh- hey?" Darren catches the phone, and his thumbs touch the screen.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Darren's eyes widen as the app's emergency protocol kicks in when his thumbs touch the screen. "Oh no! No nono no!" He chucks the phone away from him, but it's too late. The biotech of his balls suddenly get KICKED by an invisible foot!
"GYAHH!" Darren's hands grab his crotch as he flops to the floor, "Ahhhhhh!" He whines and moans as the pain sends him reeling on the carpet. "GhhhHHHLLLLLLL!" His feet stomp and kick on the floor as he absorbs the app's penalty.
"Oh lighten up, jerkface." Gary tells him as he picks up his phone.
"You're a FREAKING MONSTER!" Darren snarls as his testicles slowly recover.
"You know, what is uncanny." Gary nods with his hands on his hips, "Word for word, that is exactly what I told you when you put up all those flyers at school with my picture on it that said `Lost Pussy Boy' back in the 11th grade."
"THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO YOU SOCIOPATH!!!"
"God, you straight guys are so dramatic." Gary rolled his eyes before he gets his backpack up, "Anyway, I gotta get to class, and you gotta get to practice. See you later." And with that, Gary leaves the room and out the front door. Darren pants and groans in defeat as he gets up and goes to get ready. Suddenly, those flyers don't seem nearly as funny an idea as they did back in high school...
He rolls feebly onto his side and goes to the discarded eggplant on the floor and just looks over its mass. It is indeed very large for a vegetable. And Darren has never put anything up his ass before. "How in the fuck did he even do this?..." He whines weakly before flopping on the floor, both his anus and his nuts throbbing openly.