The Eunuch and the Jinn
By Matric Finrhos (c) July 2001
Know, O reader, that there was once an infamous practitioner of the arts of wizardry who coveted the magical treasures of a jinn. This jinn ruled a small neighbouring realm from a mountain-top citadel. By skilful bribery and careful questioning the wizard learned from the jinn's servants that he had a particular fondness for handsome youths and was want to sport with them in the bedchamber.
Armed with this knowledge, and more besides, the wizard conceived of a stratagem whereby he could gain access to the jinn's private quarters without arousing the creature's suspicions. Thereafter he travelled to a great port-city and purchased from the slave market the most delightful and beautiful boy on offer. This was a eunuch of no more than twelve years, named Fazir, who had the fairest countenance, the smoothest skin and the most pert buttocks in all the land.
Returning to the jinn's domain in the guise of a travelling slave-dealer the wizard ensured that word spread of the exquisite paragon of youthful comeliness with whom he journeyed. As he had planned, a command was sent from the palace for him to bring the boy before the jinn.
Standing in the ornate audience chamber within the citadel, the jinn was even more impressive and fearsome than the wizard had imagined. It was twice the height of a man, with broad shoulders and rippling muscles. It was hairless, save for drooping moustaches and a handsome top-knot and it wore gold rings in its ears.
All went according to the wizard's scheme and the jinn was quickly enamoured of the boy, offering to buy him for a princely sum. Artfully, the wizard suggested that, since the price he would demand was necessarily high, the jinn should taste the pleasures that his merchandise had to offer before committing itself to such a purchase.
Well pleased with this agreement, the jinn produced delicate foods and fine wines from the air and set them before his guests. Together they feasted and drank pleasantly, with both wizard and jinn eagerly anticipating the pleasures to come. Be assured, O reader, that the young eunuch was less keen, however, as the jinn presented an awesome aspect. Even though concealed by voluminous bag-trousers, Fazir feared that the jinn's organ was sure to be of proportions commensurate with the creature's great stature.
Once the three became sated with the succulent repast, the jinn courteously took its leave of the wizard and ushered the boy off to its personal chambers. Without a sound, the wizard stealthily followed them through high- vaulted halls, colonnaded court-yards, gilded arch-ways and tapestried corridors. Eventually they reached the jinn's bedchambers, which were strewn with cushions and decorated with silken hangings. Here the wizard concealed himself behind a curtain to watch.
The hapless Fazir standing before the towering jinn trembled with trepidation at what was now to befall him. As the pair removed their garments, Fazir almost swooned at the sight of the jinn's male parts. The wizard, however, had learned that in order for the gigantic jinn to attempt congress with a human it would employ one of its magical arts, whereby it shrank to the size of a man.
Sure enough, the jinn closed its eyes and its form reduced to no more than six feet in height. Thus magically altered it embraced the quivering boy with strong reassuring caresses and drew him down upon the cushions. Thus calmed, Fazir was able to practice those special arts for which he had been trained. Once fully aroused the jinn bade the boy crouch before him and so the jinn pierced Fazir's portal of pleasure and achieved its longed for coition.
As soon as the wizard was sure that the jinn was fully occupied with his coupling, he stole from his hiding place towards the further alcove where he suspected to find the jinn's most precious sorcerous artifacts. The moment his sandalled feet touched the richly-woven carpet, however, there was a shrill cry of alarm from the magical fabric.
Disturbed thus in the very fulfilment of his desire, the jinn's concentration was broken and it returned instantly to its former size. With a lurch it stood up to face the intruder, only to find Fazir dangling from its groin. Due to the immense girth of the jinn's virile member, suddenly returned to its full dimensions, the poor boy was stuck fast. As the initial shock wore off the lad began to wail and groan with the pain of the mighty tool, which was buried to the hilt in his hind- parts and was stretching his bowels to the utmost limit.
With a growl of annoyance the jinn's enormous hand gripped the boy's waist and attempted to pull him free. But this only threatened to turn the eunuch inside out, with no indication that the jinn's huge member could be withdrawn from its fleshy sheath. Amidst Fazir's renewed moans the jinn gave up in disgust and strode forward to catch the wizard, with the boy swaying before him like some gross appendage.
Dumbfounded by the sight which confronted his emergence from the curtain, the wizard was easily caught and firmly imprisoned in a magical golden cage. This done, the jinn turned its attention once again to its own predicament.
Even though its carnal organ began to lose its tumescence it was still too large to be freed from Fazir's fundament. No amount of pushing, pulling or twisting would budge it. Lubrication with melted butter or olive oil proved of no avail. Even when the jinn tried to prise apart the eunuch's exquisite buttocks, the only result was to turn Fazir's pitiful sobs into screams as the jinn's sharp fingernails dug painfully into his soft flesh.
"O powerful jinn, why do you not return to your reduced size and thus free us?" wailed Fazir with tears of pain cascading from his bulging eyes.
"Because I can employ my power of diminuition but once a day," thundered the jinn angrily.
"Dost thou mean, O mighty one, that we must remain thus joined until sunset?" asked the boy with mounting hysteria.
"Unless I can devise some means of release, we will remain so even until sunrise on the morrow." boomed the jinn in annoyance.
The jinn eventually reclined upon some cushions to lessen the boy's discomfort. It then set its mind to trying to conceive a solution to their dilemma. However, none of its magical powers would avail. The jinn, thinking aloud, considered the solution of slicing the boy apart. The quick-witted Fazir immediately asserted that the jinn would run the grave risk of inadvertently slicing into its own precious organ. With this thought the jinn quickly discounted the idea, to Fazir's immense relief.
For several long hours they remained thus conjoined. Eventually the jinn began to shift and fidget restlessly. To Fazir's enquiry the jinn admitted that it felt a strong need to pass water, having imbibed several gallons of wine during the feast. This prospect only further alarmed the disconsolate eunuch.
Despite his most earnest protestations, however, the jinn soon announced that it could wait no longer and must release the liquid from its aching bladder. Lurching to its feet the jinn stood poised with a look of expectant concentration. The eunuch dangling below the creature's mighty paunch soon detected a feeling of warmth and building pressure in his belly. Within an instant, Fazir's ears popped, his insides seemed to give a great heave, and then, just as it seemed that his whole body must surely burst asunder, there was a surprisingly loud 'squelch' and he was propelled across the room, trailed by a torrent of amber liquid.
The boy flew fully twenty feet through the air and then slid across the ornate marble floor, which was made slippery by the shower released by the jinn's pizzle. Fazir ended up in a bewildered heap upon the carpet on the far side of the room. Relieved at finding his tender backside no longer impaled upon the jinn's gigantic member, the eunuch's only thought was to escape the palace as speedily as possible. "Fly, Fazir, fly!" he muttered to himself, attempting to climb to his feet.
Unwittingly, he thus uttered the very syllables required to command the magical carpet upon which he was standing. So, with the astonished eunuch balanced precariously aboard, it rose from the ground, burst through the delicate lattice covering the great arched window, and was soon lost to sight amidst the clouds.
What fate befell the scheming wizard in the clutches of the merciless jinn, and whether Fazir the eunuch found his way home aboard the flying carpet, are questions to be answered by another tale.
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