AN ARMY OF ONE MORE Chapter 2- Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up
I was naked from the waist down sitting in the lap of my dad's friend, Sgt. Nelson a.k.a. "Uncle" Joey. Both our cum was sprayed all over the enlistment papers I was supposed to have been signing. It was obvious Dad was serious about testing my claim of homosexuality personally as he kicked off his shoes and removed his pants. His cock was even more impressive than Sgt. Nelson's. I hoped I would manage to get that big in the few years of growing I had left.
Dad walked over to where we sat, his meat rod swinging freely in front of him. "You say you tested him, huh?"
"Yeah, he sucked my cock, licked my ass, fucked me, and then took my cock like a real pro," Sgt. Nelson explained. It was true and I thought there's no way Dad could argue with an examination that thorough. "Of course, he could have been faking it," Nelson added, grinning from ear to ear. That jackass.
"Well, my son knows better than to lie to me. He won't tell me he likes it unless he really does. Evan, come over here."
Dad sat on the couch against the wall, next to the chinese food he'd brought in for our lunch. I walked over with my own hard-again cock swinging like his had. The funny thing was, I had been faking it at first. But while I'd been busy pretending to be gay, I'd turned gay for real and I was more than happy to prove it to dear old Dad.
He shook his rod at me, causing a drop of precum to fall in a long strand to the floor. "I guess the first test is..." Without waiting for instructions, I knelt down and gobbled down his cock. I started sucking him ravenously, just as I had Sgt. Nelson just minutes earlier. Unlike the other man, Dad got into it. Moaning and running his fingers through my hair.
"You call this passing with flying colors?" he asked Nelson. "He won't even take it all. Every cocksucking fag I've ever met tries to swallow balls and all."
It's not like I didn't want it all. I just didn't know how to deepthroat yet. Hell, I'd just given my first blowjob less than an hour ago. "Teach me how, Dad," I begged.
"Turn around," he instructed. I reluctantly spit out his delicious cock and sat with my back against the couch. He walked around in front of me. He tilted my head back and lowered his cock to my lips. "Breathe through your nose." I did. "Now when you feel yourself about to gag, swallow like you're trying to gulp down a jello shot." He shoved it into my mouth and when it neared the back of my throat and I felt my gag reflex kicking in, I took a big gulp. I felt my throat pull more of his shaft into my mouth. I gulped again and my nose was buried in his pubic bush, his balls rolling around on my chin.
"I'm impressed. You may be a real cocksucker after all." He pulled out until just the head was in my mouth, then slowly plunged back in. I managed to swallow him in one gulp this time. It got easier each time I did it and pretty soon we had a good rhythm going. "He swallowed your load, Joe?" Sgt. Nelson shook his head. "Suspiscious. I know fags like to swallow but I think a real fag would rather jack it in his face so he could lick it all up and savor the flavor. That's what they always do in gay porn."
I was too focused on following his lead to think about the fact that my dad watches gay porn. I spit his cock out and started to jerk him off, pointing the fat head at the center of my face. The flow of precum increased and Dad's whole body tensed up so I opened my mouth wide. His load sprayed all over my face and on my tongue. I kept my eyes shut for fear that I'd get a shot right in the eye. I felt a couple hit my lids and brow. He shot ten strong blasts before the rest just flowed down his shaft. I licked all I could reach around my mouth and wiped up the rest with my fingers which I stuck in my mouth and sucked clean. There was still quite a lot of cum I couldn't get off my face but I liked smelling it is it dried on my skin.
"You had him fuck you too, Joe?" Sgt. Nelson told him yes. "Don't see what that was supposed to prove. It's no different from fucking a girl's ass." You're wrong there, I thought. "But that rimjob was a good idea. Can't see him doing that if he isn't really gay."
Dad kneeled on the couch over my head and sat right on my face. I rooted around in his hole like a rutting pig. He wiggled his ass around and bounced on my mouth. I chewed and sucked on his hole, poking it with the tip of my tongue. Suddenly, he moved away from me. "That's enough of that. You're not banging me so there's no need to get it sopping wet. Let's fast forward to the next part, taking my cock."
I happily hopped up onto the couch on my back and pulled my legs up like I had for Sgt. Nelson. "You let him pull this shit on you, Joe? Any fag worth his shit wants it doggiestyle, hard and deep." He grabbed my leg and flipped me over. In one swift movement, he got me into position and shoved his entire rod up my ass. Lucky my asshole was still dripping wet with Nelson's load or I would've torn a sphincter.
Dad didn't start out slow like my first fuck. He started slamming his full length deep into me right away. He put one foot up on the couch, reached under me and grabbed my shoulders, and starting pounding me like a jackhammer. I screamed and cried like I was being killed. "If you're really gay, this is the way you should want it."
But I did want it. I couldn't take it, but I wanted it. "More, Daddy! Harder! Faster!" I begged, hoping to God he didn't actually do it any harder or faster.
"You want more, Ev. Maybe you are the real thing, those fags always want more cock. Hey, Joe, come over here and give him some more."
Sgt. Nelson almost ran coming across the room to where we were. I felt half unconscious as he shoved his cock in my mouth and started fucking my face. I opened my throat up by reflex now and he was able to fuck my throat as deep and fast as Dad was fucking my ass. I felt like one of those Chinese finger traps, with both of them competing to see who could push and pull harder.
I was building up to a great orgasm and I could feel both cocks in me start to swell and quiver. I hoped all three of us would come at the same time but before that could happen Dad pulled out. I spit out Joe's dick and asked, "Why'd you stop Dad? Is the test over?"
"I was just thinking. You already took it in the mouth and the ass so doing both at the same time really doesn't prove anything. Now if you could take two in one hole, then you'd definitely pass the test."
I was almost too afraid to let them try it. If it felt like I was getting ripped apart with one cock, what the hell would two feel like? "We're gonna need more than spit to pull this off," Sgt. Nelson said. "I'm gonna pop out and get us some KY from the drug store." He tossed his pants back on, barely managing to stuff his full erection inside, and headed out the door.
Dad shoved two fingers in my ass and started to stretch me out. He added a third and spread them out in every direction. "Think you can handle both of us in here?" he asked me. I didn't think so but I was sure as hell going to try. In no time flat Sgt. Nelson came back in with a small paper bag out of which he produced a tube of Astroglide.
"They had the good stuff in stock," he smiled. They poured half the tube on my hole and proceeded to grease up each other rods. I could see it wasn't their first time playing with each other's cocks. In fact, they kissed for a moment before turning their attention to me.
"Get up," Dad ordered. I stood and he lay face-up on the couch. "Now get on all-fours over me." I did. He raised up his hips and pushed his cock up into me. Being so lubed up it didn't hurt at all but I hadn't lost any of that wonderful feeling of fullness. Then Sgt. Nelson knelt on the couch behind me and tried to shove his rod in above Dad's. It seemed like it would never work. He tried to slide in for a while then squirted more KY on both rods and started in again.
"It's not going to work," I said, equally disappointed and relieved.
"I'm not giving up yet," Sgt. Nelson barked. He pushed. Dad pushed. I backed into it, trying to relax my stretched out hole. And suddenly, miraculously... "Oh God!!" His dickhead forced it's way in beside my dad's shaft. Next thing I knew, they were both in about halfway and were able to alternate pushing in and pulling out so that the less of one cock I had in me, the more of the other would slide in. The feeling was totally indescribable but I know my dad's shirt was soaked with more than one load of my cock juice before we were through.
"I'm close," Dad groaned.
"Me too," Nelson added. First he, then Dad pulled out. Dad shoved me so hard I fell back to the other side of the couch. They shoved both their fat cockheads between my lips and stroked their cocks to orgasm. I don't know how much cum flowed into my mouth but I couldn't swallow it all. It spilled out of my mouth as I choked down as much as I could. I wouldn't have been surprised if it had started pouring out of my ears and nostrils too.
When I could breathe again Dad smiled down at me. "Well, guess there's no doubting it now, you're a cock hungry fag alright."
I smiled triumphantly. What I'd thought would be a simple lie to get out of enlisting in the army had changed my whole life. Now I knew I was gay. And my dad too! I'd gotten myself into more than I'd bargained for.
"But," Dad continued. "That doesn't mean you can't join up. What with the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy it's not even an issue."
"Dad! That'll only work if I hide it. I don't want to go that long without getting any cock. Especially not after you two."
"Go without cock? What Army are you talking about?" Sgt. Nelson balked. "You know, Steve. We could send him to Ft. Benning. It's the only all- male training facility left now."
Dad liked the idea. "Think about it Ev, all those horny guys who haven't seen a pussy in months. You're gonna get more cock than you can handle."
It didn't take Sgt. Nelson long to find another copy of the paperwork.
TO BE CONTINUED