Ass-hound
By Man Lover
I've had this thing for big muscle butts for some time now. I think it goes back to high school when I used to watch my friends whose firm butts filled out their jock straps, football tights. Can't tell you why it was like that for me, maybe it's for the same reason that some men have a thing for a women's boobs or cunt.
Anyway, my love for man-butt goes with me every place - it doesn't matter where I am. I can be in a grocery store and I'm looking at the ass of a fine man who's pushing a cart through the cereal section with his kids. Sometimes it's late on a summer night and I happen to see a jogger running down the sidewalk in skimpy running shorts. I curse to myself, frustrated that I'm not able to run on my knees behind him with my face in the crack of his ass and my mouth sucking his hole in to paradise. I'd love to try and break his concentration where he has to run to a hidden place and squat down so as to let my tongue slither deep in his bowels where it belongs.
What's real tease is all those built baseball and football jocks running around on the field. It should be against the law for those guys to parade their big bubble butts around like that - like someone poured them into those almost skin-tight pants. I'd love to rip them off after a game and dive my tongue and nose in to man-ass heaven.
Yea, I'm an aggressive, manly ass-eater. I like it a lot cause a lot of masculine dudes wouldn't let me fuck'em with my thick 8" cock, like they should. They're wimps, can't stand the pain, can't let go of their pea-sized machismo long enough to groove on a dude burying his bone in their guts - with all due respect. No, they can't handle that, but they'll let me sniff around their asses like a dog on a bitch. Except one thing, they think they're the ones putting me down by letting me orally work their butts. They think that area is dirty, and it's a put-down to be caught dead servicing a man ass with my nose, mouth and tongue.
Well, they just don't know. Cause when I'm down there, I'm all MAN as well. When I'm on my back and a guy is squatting his ass down onto my face, I'm about as happy as a straight dude who's addicted to cunt-eating. When I'm down there, I'm like at a banquet, and a good dude who lets it happen is like what a good chick is to a straight man. A good chick isn't stingy with her pussy, and a man with an ass-hole-cunt is good when he ain't stingy about feeding it to a hungry dude who's into sucking man-cunt.
I bet there are thousands of guys who're gonna read this while they're at work. They're in their suit pants, and their cocks are all hard. But best of all, thousands of fem and masculine dudes are getting all twitchy and wet where it counts and fellow ass-hounds are salivating thinking about it.
Some lucky dudes will get to go home and pig-out in the ass of their man-babe 'boyfriend' or 'husband', others will have to stop off at some cruisy spot hoping to meet that one, that right one who will let it happen. The married man will probably get a little 'snack' while his man is fixing dinner. He probably like his man to be naked around the house so he can suck some nookie at will. In the kitchen, his babe is naked except for a cooking apron. He comes up behind him and kneels down on the kitchen floor like a worship at an alter. He seeks to meditate in the rear entry of his partner, and his partner will have to have the willpower and concentration to have his anus sucked open, and still do his part in fixing dinner. They're lucky bastards.
I'd love to have my tongue deep up a fine dude's ass right now.