BAD SANTA-8
Written by Eugene Marvin-aka- NPhillydogg@aol.com
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I'm a simple kinda guy, and I wanna simple life [if at all possible]! Even in prison life was simple; 3 meals a day, workout in the weights room, exercise in the yard, check my commissary, chill out in the rec room, then sleep and repeat! The only time it got complicated was when I got horny [which was often], findin' good pussy to fuck, or good head, -yankin' some poor unsuspectin' newbie into a corner somewhere and rammin' my big hard dick up his ass or down his throat until I sprayed his guts or stomach with my nut! Most newbies kept the rapes to themselves [not wantin' others to find out they'd been broken in], but some of them [particularly the fem boyz] were more likely to report it, having nothin' to lose [since they were already labeled `girlz' anyway]!
Once I got outta prison I wannit my life to go back to bein' simple! I gotta job workin' as a Santa in a mall for awhile, then gotta a more permanent job flippin' burgers inna greasy spoon diner! Things were good for awhile; I moved into a one room rental in an apartment building, paid my own bills and rent, and even managed to score some regular pussy from the fat lady landlord!
Things were fine until Saint Nick came back into my life...!...poppin' up outta nowhere at my job and seducin' me into fuckin' him with a roomful of hungry customers {last chp}! Nick had only managed to freeze time inside the restaurant, so by the time the people unfroze they realized they were runnin' behind schedule by 15 to 20mins! Some of them accusin' me of puttin' somethin' in their food! One person even tried callin' the cops, sayin' I poisoned them or somethin' because they couldn't account for the loss of time! Luckily the cops didn't take the complaints seriously, and stayed to get burgers of their own [grantin' me 2 new regular customers]!
After work was when things got `funny'! I retired to my tiny room for rent with a 6pack, the comforts of my bed [onna floor mattress], and the idea of masturbatin' with my flesh-light until I passed out sleep [then repeat it all over again when I woke up]!
I was on my last beer, my 2nd porn movie, and strokin' my lubed dick into a climactic frenzy [ready to cum at any minnit] when my phone rang [ruinin' the moment]! When I answered it was a local police officer, askin' if I knew someone named; `Kris Kringle...?'
"Fuck!" I shouted [of course I knew `em], "Whut's he done now?" I asked!
"Can you come down to the precinct and pick him up...?" asked the officer, politely!
I paused for a long moment, knowin' he was going to be a pain in my ass!
"Aiight!" I said, not feelin' it at all!
I finished my beer, shut off my porn, stuffed my lube-slick dick back in my sweats and washed my hands before callin' an uber to drive me to the police precinct to sign Kringle's ass outta jail!
When I arrived there I found out he'd been arrested for soliciting in an adult theater [getting fucked for hours by various men]! He was thrown into the back of a paddy-wagon and booked! After being thrown in a holdin' cell he was butt-fucked by multiple guys in the same ell, promisin' to bring the participants whatever their hearts desired for x-mas! After the guys in his cell fucked him he went over to the bars connectin' 2 other cells [on either side of his own] and backed his butt up while the men reached through the bars to grab his waist and fuck the shit outta him until they came in him also, bein' quickly replaced by the others!
Officers returned to find Kringle lyin' facedown and naked, his ass leakin' gobs of spent sperm which also leaked from his mouth and matted his big/bushy beard!
"How much is his bail...?" I asked [knowin' I only hadda couple'a hundred in my bank account]!
"No bail necessary..." said the lead officer, "...just get him out of our precinct and hopefully out of the city, period!" said the sergeant in charge!
Kingle was a cummy mess! I could hear his belly sloshin' around cum as we walked! We went to the front desk to get the belongings they confiscated off him durin' his arrest; a stop-watch, a whistle, some fairy-dust [which looked more like glitter than cocaine], and a large bottle of ass-lube [which was nearly empty]!
I asked Kringle if he would be good on his own...?...he said yeah', then headed down an alleyway where he started to blow a homeless guy lyin' in the gutter! I grabbed him by the collar and dragged him back to the curb, askin' what he the fuck was he doin' blowin' some guy right outside the police precinct...? Kringle claimed he knew the man as a boy [named: Rob], and used to give the lad' blowjobs on x-mas eve from the ages of 13 to 15 when his life started going bad and he ended up in juvey centers until he eventually got hooked on drugs and ruined his life!
I shook my head, then called another uber to take us to MY place! I insisted he shower and sleep, then tomorrow when he woke up he'd go to someone else's city and be a nuisance, leaving ME alone and out of it!
With HIM on the mattress I flopped back in my easy-chair and turned on the tv [no longer interested in watching porn]! 10mins into my movie Kringle started snorin'! I couldn't help lookin' ova to see his fat fuckable ass turned up for me to see! Even asleep I could see his asshole pulsatin' at me, as if beckonin' me to fuck it! I felt my dick harden as I reached down to squeeze it through my sweats, but I managed to ignore it, not wantin' Kringle to invade my life again [like a virus]!
For the next hour I ignored his upturned ass! But every-time I glanced over at it, the light from the tv hit it like a spotlight, his legs spread in a way that constantly kept his hole on display! I could feel my monster dong throbbin' in my sweats! Eventually I broke out the flesh-light and freed my ragin' dick to start masturbating again..., then I realized there was a perfectly good piece-of-ass sittin' to the left of me that I could be usin' instead of comin' in some rubber toy!
I sat the flesh-light aside and stood up, let'n my big-black-dong lead the way towards the bed, reachin' down to run my hands over Kingle's face/white/hairy ass! The cheeks were unusually fat for a white boi, yet the hole sat right there on complete display, just beggin' to be used! I fingered the ass-crack, feelin' the soft/wet hole [which felt moist to the touch]!
"Damn...!" I moaned to myself, letting my fingers slide in...!...feelin' em get absorbed in the supa-soft interior which sucked my digits in like a moist black hole! I knew my dick would really like that feelin' so I removed my fingers and freed my pre-cum droolin' hardon and leaned in ova the sleepin' body to slowly sink my black log inside...!
"oohhhmyyyyfuucckkkinnnngawdddddd...!!" I moaned, feelin' that warm interior surround my dick as I slid fully into his suckin' bowels! His silky-smooth chute felt like the softest place on the muthafuckin' earth [silk, satin, fur, cashmere, natural titties, old pussy, and dentureless mouths]!
I ground my pubes against his ass, churnin' my big log around in his gut before pullin' back and shovin' in [fuckin' that hole]! Kingle responded by moanin' drunkenly in his sleep, archin' his back and spreadin' his legs wider to give me deeper access! I stilt in ova his back in pushup-position, fuckin' em nice-n-slow, let'n his hole mold to the size an' shape of my dick! After a few minnits I started to fuck a lil' harder! The pussy sucks me softly, like plungin' my hood through my fleshlight, only betta! I ain't had pussy this good since...?...fuck if I could remember!
10mins in an' I'm fuckin' em like a jackhammer! Kingle's groaning erotically but ain't woke up yet; no way he could sleep through this kinda fuckin' [no matta how drunk his ass is]! I pound `em like there ain't no tomorrow! If I hadda bed it'd've been squeakin' like a heard of trapped mice! As it was the floor boards were creekin', tellin' anybody livin' under me that I was tearin' up somebody's pussy good! I was pullin' out 8-9 inches an' rammin' back in full throttle...!...borin' through that manhole like'a Tyson punch [young Tyrson not old]! I could feel my nut risin' up in my balls! I fucked harder an' harder, bangin' that fat ass into the ground until my orgasm hit like a ton of fuckin' bricks!
"aaarrrrhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG...!!!" I roared out loud, my base nearly shatterin' the windows as I bucked against the ass like a tapped bear!
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" yelled Kringle, shooting his head up from the pillow like a Jack-In-The-Box! My cum flooded his swollen hole like'a typhoon, causin' leakage to ova-flow about the base of my buried dick! He feel against his back, pantin' heavily with sweat pourin' off my brow [like I just ran 5 miles]! Kringle milked my pulsin' shaft with his anal muscles, drawin' out every last drop of nectar!
"Yeeeeeesssssss, Dane..." he moaned softly [restin' his head back in the pillow], "...you have one of the best cocks I've ever had!" he complimented [makin' me feel good]! "Except for a drug dealer named Marvin I used to visit every once-in-a-while..." he added, "...and a stripper named Kurtis...!...oh and a corrections officer named Manny...! They all were amazing! But you're right up there!"
"Yeah...?" I questioned, takin' one last deep/slow stroke before pullin' outta his hole! "Bet they all had big dicks too, eh...?" I asked [knowin'ly]!
"Certainly..." beamed Kringle [turnin' his head to me]! "...and they knew HOW to use them!" he added with a golly ole giggle [makin' his fat booty jiggle]!
"Seems like you like get'n that white apple of yurs PEARED by big-black-dicks, Santa..., or am I wrong...?"
"The biggest dicks I've ever encountered were in the remote Cummugus Island just off of Southern Africa...!" explained Nick, while I rested on my back [recoverin']! "They are cut off from the rest of the world and are known to cannibalize intruders who happen upon their shores! However; everyone has heard of Santa Claus, so they welcomed me and my gifts especially made by my Elves!"
I snorted!
"An' WHAT kinda `gifts' could a island of remote people need from Santa Claus...?" I asked, whimsically!
"Flesh-lights, lubricants, blow-up dolls...!" he rattled off, thoughtlessly!
"I must say I was shocked the first time I met them...!...their dongs reached well to their kneecaps! They surrounded me curiously, stripping me of my Santa clothes to gawk at and touch my giggly-white flesh! Was the first time Santa almost missed Christmas...! I've learned to visit the island LAST on my list...!...as they tend to keep me there for 3 whole days at a time or more..., dumping so much cum in me that I feel like a Macy's Day Float at the Thanksgiving Parade!"
I laughed to myself, picturin' this hairy rosy-cheeked fat/jolly white man surrounded by naked fig-leaf wearin' tribal men with spears and arrows takin' turns fuckin' the chimney-perve til he can't walk no more!
My dick started hardenin' again at the thought of him get'n pounded by the tribe [and their sons and grandsons] an' rolled back ova onto his back an' fucked that ass for a second time! Kingle just moaned an' pushed his ass higher for deeper depths, encouragin' me to "wreck" his cunt as my second fuckin' lasted twice as long! I hammered him even harder, addin' a second load to his already battered puss!
I was knocked out soon after!
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Sometime durin' the night I woke up to Kingle ridin' my dick like'a porn hoe! He had his back to me, hands on my legs for support, straddlin' my waist with the soles of his feet planted firmly on the mattress while bouncin' his fat ass up an' down on my hard dick! It was quite a fuckin' sight to wake up to [the glow from the tv illuminatin' my view]!
Kingle muttered gibberish while he fucked himself, bouncin' higher an' harder, his stubby legs surprisin'ly muscled to keep up such a pace for however long he'd been ridin' me! At some point I grabbed his hips an' started thrustin' up into `em, meetin' em stroke for stroke, bangin' my pelvic bone into his bottom until I felt the inevitable happen...!...blowin' my third nut of the night up his fat round ass!
I passed out until well pass my wake up call [never hearin' my alarm go off]! I jumped up, showered, dressed...then rushed off to work where I'd found I wasn't needed anymore [they had hired a new cook after they couldn't get ahold of me for a few days]! I was stumped! HOW'D I lose 2weeks?
Damn that Kris Kingle for fuckin' my life up again! I got home an' immediately started searchin' the want ads for a new job [needin' money to pay my monthly rent]! I was eye-balls deep in my cell-phone when I thought I saw movement from the corner of my eye! When I turned my head to look, I did'n see anythin'...!...so I went back to my search! 5mins later I sensed movement again, this time seein' a shadow quickly disappear behind an beam-support for the ceilin'! Was somebody hidin' behind it...? If so, they picked the WRONG fuckin' house to rob!
I got up from my seat an' crept up to the pillar an' looked around it...!...but nobody was there! `What the fuck...?' --I thought to myself, when I heard the sound of someone runnin' cross my hardwood floor! I saw the kitchen closet door creep shut, an' ran ova to swing it open [fists balled to punch out whoever was inside]...!...when just my mop an' broom fell out!
"hehehe...!" giggled someone as I spun around, seein' somebody inna funny har hidin' behind my easy chair! I ran ova when this tall, skinny guy dressed in white, red, and green pajamas with matchin' hat [one of those long tail hats with the fuzzy ball at the end] an' pointy turned-up slippers!
"WHO THE FUCK'R YOU...?!" I yelled, ready to fight [believin' this a break-in]!
"I mean no harm!" pleaded the guy, holdin' his hands up defensively! "I was just wondering if you'd seen Santa...?"
I dropped my hands!
"I am `Elfie'..." said the 6' tall man standin' in my apartment! "...I am Santa's number-one helper! I do all of his schedules, map his air trails, and assure how many toys he need for all the good little girls and boys world-wide!" he explained! If I didn't know better, I'd swear this mofo escaped from the loony-bin...!....but I'd had my share of Santa sightin' to know betta!
"He's missing! We can't find him anywhere on a global scale! He's invisible to our probes! The only signs of him are HERE in your apartment! I believe Kris Kringle has transferred his `Santa Claus' powers to YOU now!"
"eh? What...?!" I asked, hearing things [I had to be]!
Elfie pulled out some gadget from his satchel, as some swirly thing started goin' in circles and flashin' lights and horns started blinkin' and honkin'!
"Yes...the `indicator' is telling me YOU'RE THE new Santa Claus!" he informed!
"Fuck that!" I said. "I don't have time for this shyt!" I argued!
"I have to find a JOB! That fat fucka fucked me ova an' made me lose the only payin' gig I got!"
"But you HAVE a job..." said Elfie [eyes beaming like sparklies]! "...what could be more important than making all the wonderful children of the world happy?" he asked [sounding almost sincere]!
"Do I look I give'a fuck about kids...?" I asked [I could'n even fuck them]!
"Most of the santas don't like children..." confessed Elfie, "...but it's only for ONE night a year, far less time than when you work in the real world!
"All you have to DO is take presents to all the good children of the world...! 24hrs out of three hundred and sixty-five says a year! You'll never find another job with this hours, nor as fulfilling!"
Bitch hadda point! I could bust my ass workin' for the white man OR...only work one day a year...?
"How much it pay?" I asked, curiously!
"Money is no issue!" said Elfie! "The warmth you get from making so many children happy is the real reward!"
"Fuck that! I need CASH!" I explained! "You can't live anywhere in the world for free!"
"I am not sure of dollars and cents..." said the tall-ass elf, "...but Santa's fortune would be at your disposal for as long as you're Santa Claus!"
"Fortune...?" I asked. "And round about how much is that?"
"Infinite wealth!" stated Elfie!
"What do I have to do?" I asked [seeing dolla signs]!
"IS HE READY...?" asked a voice out of nowhere, makin' me JUMP outta my skin as I spun around to see where it came from...??
From behind the `beam' stepped a big white guy [dressed in a long white rob, long white hair with long white beard an' mustache an'carryin' a scythe with a big white clock hangin' around his neck like: Flava-Flav]!
"Oh, Dane, this is Father Time!" introduced Elfie!
But before I could even say `wussup...?', the old man waved his hand and suddenly we was standin' inna middle of an icy village in what looked like Alaska [snow caps all around]...!
"Where the fuck am I...??!" I asked [majorly underdressed]!
tO bE cONTINUED....
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