OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters. "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND" is a WorldWide Pants Production and an HBO Independent Production. The idea for this latest Barone fuck-fest came to me tonight while watching an episode of "Raymond"...he was using the carpet sweeper on Christmas morning, wearing only his A-style undershirt and boxers. Debra thought he looked sexy....so, I decided to use this for idea for my own story..(all MALE of course...!!) UNZIP AND ENJOY! It was Sunday morning, and Ray was busy doing some lackluster cleaning for Debra. Debra had gone with the kids and Amy to visit Amy's folks in Pennsylvania. They would not be due back until later this evening, but Ray was really in no mood to play "Mr. Mom". Every once in awhile, he'd feel his cock twitch in his patterned boxers, thinking of all the hot sex he'd been having with Robert....and his dad.....and his buddyGianni.
Ray was startled when the front door swung open, and Robert walked in, carrying a pizza box from Nemo's. "Hey, Cubby, " Robert boomed, putting the still steaming box down on the coffee table. "Mom was gonna send you over lasagna, but she had a fight with Dad and she went over to the mall with Lee. Dad's home sulking, so I thought I'd run down to Nemo's and pick up a pizza forus."
Ray was pleased; he didn't feel like making sandwiches for Sunday dinner. "Hey, thanks, Robert," Ray grinned, putting the sweeper aside, and sitting spread-legged on the sofa. Seeing Ray in his A-shirt and boxers spread-eagled on the sofa got Robert's cock to twitching in his jeans. "Fuck, Cubby, you look really hot like that!" Ray smirked, feeling his own dick start to harden in his boxers. "Yeah, Robert? Why don't you come over here and we'll have a little 'appetizer' before the pizza?" Ray then licked his lips seductively, and Robert did not have to be asked twice. He sat down besides Ray and the two studly Italian brothers put there arms around each other and started frenching the hell out of each other'smouths.
Robert's meaty paw slid into the fly of Ray's boxers and gripped his now-throbbing erection, slowly fondling it as he continued to deep-kiss his sexy younger brother. Suddenly Robert stopped kissing Ray and made Ray lift up his left arm. The sight of those thick black hairs in Ray's sweaty pit made Robert's cock pound even harder in his old jeans. Robert leaned in and Ray moaned as Robert's big tongue sucked and licked at his hairy, sweaty pit, getting off on his hunky brother's moans of pleasure as he ate out his hairyarmpit.
"Ohhhh,fuck, Robert, that really feels good, man!" Then Robert moved lower and he started to nibble and tongue Ray's stiff nipples right through Ray's sweaty A-shirt. "Jesus Christ, that's hot!" Ray whimpered, as Robert worked his stiff nipples through the sweaty cotton. Ray's hand was already at Robert's belt, and he unbuckled it and then uzipped his fly. He reached in and felt the monstrous bulge that was ready to rip out of the crotch of Robert's red briefs, his fingers sliding through the lube that was already oozing through the material. Ray's fingers pulled down the front of Robert's briefs and his hairy cop-brother's huge bat swung out, the thick, angry head slick with lube. Ray's mouth watered looking at Robert's massive prong. "Jesus, Robert," Ray groaned, "...that fuckin' cock belongs on a fuckin'horse!"
Before Robert could reply, Ray lowered his head between Robert's spread legs and started licking that pounding policeman's prick like an ice-cream cone. "AAAAWWWwwwwwwfucckkkyesssssssssssss," Robert groaned, spreading his big legs wider, as Ray licked up and down the rigid length of his huge dick, going nuts when Ray's tongue started licking the oozing lube from the thick head. Without warning, Robert jumped up, zipped up his fly, and headed for the door. "Hey, Robert, where ya goin'?" Ray questioned as Robert bolted out the door, shutting it behindhim.
Ray didn't have time to wonder what the hell happened, for already Robert was back, closing the door behind him, a package in his hand. "Sorry, Cubby, ' Robert apologized. "I forgot... got a gift for you!" Before Ray could thank him, and Robert opened up the box and pulled out a huge, hefty-looking DILDO!! "Awwfuck, man, you finally bought one!" Ray exclaimed, running his hands up and down it's pliable length as though it were a new golf club. "It's for you, Cubby, but first you and I gotta lube it up first." So, again sitting on the sofa, both Robert and Ray sucked on the big dildo together, tackling every inch of the fake cock with thier slick tongues. After a few minutes, Robert told Raymond to pull his boxers down in the back, just enough to clear hisasscheeks.
When Ray obeyed, Robert told him to get on his hands and knees. Ray, of course, didn't need any urging. Shucking his own jeans and shoes, Robert bent down and started rimming Ray's hairy crack. Ray moaned loud and long as Robert's fat, ass-hungry tongue lapped away at his tight, sweaty hole, Ray's boner was jutting out of the fly of his shorts, and he had to yank it a few times to keep from going nuts. When Robert got Ray's tight pucker lubed enough, flicked a small switch at the base of the dildo, which then started to vibrate. When the vibrating head made contact with Ray's sweaty man-pussy, he gasped loudly. "OOHHFUCK, MAN! THAT'S FUCKIN' UNREAL!!" Robert had pulled the crotch of his briefs down below his massive, hairy balls, and his huge dong swung out, aching for relief. Ray whimpered, cussed, groaned, and whined as more and more of the vibrating dildo invaded his tightass.
Robert then took one of his size 13 loafers and handed it to Ray. "Here, Ray, " he chuckled, "..just a little something to whet your appetite!" Ray wasted no time in leaning his head down to tongue-bathe Robert's loafer, savoring the sweaty, tangy taste of that hot shoe, that, only a moment before, had been on his hunky brother's huge foot. Then Robert slowly started to fuck Ray's smooth buns with the dildo, and that vibrating cock was sending shockwaves of pure bliss coursing from Ray's ass through every nerve ending in his body. Robert reached under with one hand to pump his brother's big Italian cock while he slid the dildo in and out of Ray's sexy little ass. "MMMMNNNHHHHMMPPHHHHHH" Ray moaned, his tongue digging deep into the sweaty inside of Robert's shoe, really getting off on that funky, manly taste of sweat andleather.
By now, Ray's cock was slippery with lube, and Robert's thick fist was pumping it rapidly. The dildo made wet, sucking noises as Robert rammed Ray's tight chute showing no mercy. Without warning, Robert heard Ray grunting and cussing and suddenly he bellowed, "AUUGHHHHHHHHOOHHCHRISTALMIGHTYYYYEEAHH!!" The dildo humming in his tight ass, and Robert's hairy paw working his boner, was too much for the horny sportswriter. Robert felt Ray's throbbing pole pound in his fist, and jet after jet of thick Italian man-sauce gushed out onto the floor, coating Robert's still-pumping hand. Ray whimpered and moaned as though he were dying, his eyes closed in pure bliss, as his smooth nuts unleashed more cum than he'd ever shotbefore.
Robert could take no more. Leaving the still-humming dildo to further brutalize Ray's humming prostate, Robert flipped Ray over on his back, and again raised his arm. Robert started rubbing the lube-oozing head of his fat cock in Ray's hairy pit, and Ray brought his arm close to his side, clamping the head of Robert's hose in his hairy pit. Ray reached around and started slapping Robert's big ass through his sweaty briefs, and that drove Robert over the edge. "UUGHHHHHH!!!!" Robert growled, feeling his bulging, hairy balls explode "UGHH! AUGHHH!OHFUCKYESS!!!!"
Ray felt wad after wad of his hairy, studly brother's cop-cum flood his hairy pit, oozing out onto the floor to join his own thick, splattered jizz. Robert reached around to switch off the overworked dildo, and then yanked his spent cock from Ray's cum-flooded pit, and Ray scooped some with his fingers to savor the taste of Robert's thick spunk and the taste of his own hairy pit. Robert slid his hand underneath Ray's head, and brought his face close to his. Again, the two handsome Barone brothers started kissing, thier hands wandering all over each other's masculinebodies.
Suddenly, Ray broke the kiss, and stood up, and grabbing the now-cold pizza box, headed to the kitchen to reheat the cold pie in the microwave. As Robert watched his brother's tight little asscheeks shift back and forth in his snug shorts, he muttered, "...yeah, I can see it all now........why EVERYBODY loves Raymond!" THE END! Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and feeback always welcome! Part 8 will be coming soon!