This chapter includes EXTREME raunch - scat, puke, w/s, incest.
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I must have slept all day. I was completely exhausted and drained from the last few days and nights. When I woke I wondered if I had dreamed all of the adventures with the stag party lads and then Juan and his son Rodrigo. But one sniff of my right hand and I knew it had been reality. No matter how many times I'd showered I couldn't get Rodrigo's shit out from under my finger nails. I chewed on it and got a boner like a shot. I was considering tugging a load out there all over the hotel room floor but my grumbling stomach told me to eat first, cum later. I dressed in shorts and a nice clean shirt and headed down to the restaurant, over-run with loud chavvy families, screeching kids and grunting parents. I wanted to hide in a corner with my food but I noticed all the tables were taken apart from one, so I made a bee-line for it. But when I sat down none other than Danny, the young chav from the stag do sat opposite me.
"Danny," I said, smiling, my dick twitching the minute I took a look at his beautiful blue eyes. "Fancy seeing you here, where's your brother and the lads?"
"Sleeping it off," he said. "They're fucked."
"Quite literally," I replied. "Especially that big brother of yours. Do you remember what you did to him?"
"You mean what you made me do!" he scowled. "You dirty old fucker, you and my dad and uncle, can't believe you took advantage like that."
"Oh all I had to do was start you off," I said. "That dirty fucker inside you came out with hardly any persuasion. You loved your big brother's shitty arse and puke."
When I said that he looked around before reaching down and squeezing his cock. "Shut up or I won't be able to stand up."
"So stay there," I said, and slowly reached out feeling the bulge under the table. "Dirty boy," I muttered with my sleaziest voice. "I bet your balls are full again already."
He shrugged, petulant. "So what if they are?"
"I bet you'd love to do even more disgusting things with your family and friends," I cooed. "God I wish I'd been around when your dad and uncle took your brother's cherry."
"How d'you know about that?"
"Oh they told me. Really showed off about it," I said. "They were so proud."
"Yeah? Well I was there too remember? I was awake watched the whole thing. I could smell it before I saw it. His arsehole really delivered that night. Reminded me of the first arsehole I ever sniffed."
"Oh? Who's was that?" I whispered, rubbing his bell end and feeling it leak through his shorts.
"My Grandad's," he muttered, a perved sneer on his lips. "Few years back when me and my cousin Jeff went round to see him. He was like 72 at the time, but looked great for it. Silver fox type. Only... he wasn't too well. Bedridden."
His dick throbbed as he spoke. Was this lad really getting off on his Grandad being bedridden? And was I really getting off on him being so turned on by it? He knew no bounds to his perverted wrongness. "Go on... tell me. Tell me everything." With that I slipped my hand up the leg of his shorts and grabbed his throbbing dick which was oozing out cream like a Mr Whippy machine. He groaned, shifted forward and spread his legs wider so I could get a good grip. I slowly tugged as he talked.
"Jeff was same age as me, we were both horny all the time. I'd wanked him off a few times by then, funny he always used to fart when he came. And usually I'd be down there with my face by his balls so I'd get the blast of hot eggy gas when he blew it out at me. Anyway he was horned up and so was I when we got there. Grandad was in his bed asleep when we let ourselves in. Dad said the nurse was coming to give him his bed bath but the old cow hadn't shown up. So being a bit horny anyway I said to Jeff "why don't we do it?" Jeff laughed and was like "No way I am not washing our Grandad's bits, that's sick." I told him I'd do it on my own if he liked, he just had to watch. So that's what we did.
"Grandad woke up when I was getting the soap and stuff out. He asked what I was up to and I told him it was OK I was just gonna give him his bed bath. He was like "You'll do no such thing young man, that's what the nurse is for." But I just leaned over, ran my hand down his chest to his stomach and said "I can do it better, Grandad. Just like my big brother used to do for you..." When Grandad realised I knew about his little secret he just shut up, but I noticed a rocket spring up under his bed clothes. So I slowly peeled them back and there it was in his pyjamas – his fucking snake. And it was stood up like a tower. I looked over at Jeff who was just watching in shock and I slowly pulled the pyjamas down. I got a hit of his smelly cock and balls straight off – he'd wet himself in the night poor old sod. But it just made me harder. I pulled the pyjams right off and I said "Now let's spread them legs ey Grandad? Real wide."
"I got down the bottom of the bed, pushed his knees as far apart as they'd go and his dick flopped back on his stomach, his massive balls hanging low with nice white pubes all around. I had a bowl of water and noticed Jeff craning his neck to see as I reached in got the soap in my hands and started to massage it all around Grandad's cock and balls. Jesus he was massive in my hands, and throbbing so hard. I wondered how long it had been since he'd had a lad take care of him this way. I squeezed his big Grandad bell end and watched liquid come out in gushes. I winked at Jeff and leaned down scooping it up on my lips. "Fuck boy!" Grandad cried. "Don't do that, it's wrong!" I licked my lips and started to wank him with the soap, watching it pulsate and more and more ooze come out of him. Then I took care of those big balls – they were so full and leathery in my soft hands. Jeff was hard as a rock in his pants, I could see. "Jeff it's cool, cuz," I told him. "Just lob it out, nobody will know." Grandad groaned as wiped the soap off his dick and then swiftly got down on it mouth first. I took him in my hot mouth and he cried out in pleasure and horror, pushing me away. "Don't son," he said. "Grandad needs the loo." My eyes lit up. "Really?" I said. "Number one or number two?" And he looked so ashamed as he whimpered, "Both."
"With that I took the soap back in my hand squelched up my fingers and looked over at Jeff. "Come here," I ordered. He got up, his bell end soaking his pants, and came over. I quickly took his cock out, all six inches of it slimy with precum. I engulfed it in my mouth, sucking my cousin whilst Grandad watched, desperate to piss and shit. "Please Danny!" Grandad said. "I need to go." I looked up at Jeff. "You want me to make you cum, cuz?" I said. Jeff nodded, all his morals out the window with his teenage hormones raging. "OK. I will if you do me a favour." He looked confused. "What favour?" he asked, so I said, "Sit on Grandad's face and keep him still." Jeff didn't need telling twice as Grandad looked confused. Jeff stepped out of his pants and planted his smooth pink arse right on Grandad's white mustache. As Grandad struggled I lifted his legs, made Jeff hold his ankles, and I saw his hole for the first time. Still tight at his age, lined with silver fur, I got in there for a good sniff and lick of his crusty old whinnets before I slide my soaped up fingers inside him. He groaned into Jeff's hole as I said "Come on Grandad! Let it all out, feed your grandsons!" And as Grandad groaned and cried out suddenly a torrent of brown sludge came shooting out of his arse. Jeff was still sitting on his face so was horrified to see the shit cover my mouth. I'd never had it before I was in shock but my dick had never been so hard so I knew I was into it. Jeff wasn't and his stomach lurched with the smell and he had to let it go. He bawked and before I knew it Jeff was puking all over Grandad's cock! Grandad was lying there crying out for us to stop but he was still throbbing and I tugged him off using Jeff's puke as lube. Jeff jumped off the bed, watching in shock as I went down on Grandad – with his shit on my lips and Jeff's puke on Grandad's dick it looked like I was sucking off a tub of fucking peanut butter. Grandad started to piss as he looked down at me in sheer shock and delight. "Go on lad," he grunted. "Swallow it like your dad used to." That just made me harder and I started to gulp Grandad's piss down as fast as I could, but there was so much it spluttered out all around me, coming out my nose and everything. Then I tugged him off whilst nervous Jeff came back over, wanking his dick, in total disbelief at the sight unfolding. "Come on Grandad," I said. "Get my teenage throat pregnant." And with that Grandad's eyes rolled back in his head and he unloaded a torrent of thick wet cream down my throat. He looked at us both in amazement and said "Come here, over my face, good boys."
"And we did. Jeff on his left, me on his right, and he wanked us and sucked us and took our loads like the old whore he is. Oh God Mr, I'm gonna, I'm gonna..."
And he unloaded in my hand. His eyes glazed over as he filled my hand with his cream and I licked every bit off it. I couldn't believe my ears. So he was much dirtier than I thought all along...
"You dirty old cunt," came a voice from our left. I turned, horrified to see one of the mixed race twins from across the hall had seen everything. He was wearing grey shorts and the wet patch in them told me he hadn't been averse to what he'd seen and heard. And with that he put his food tray down, tugged at his waist band and let his black cock flop out, a decent seven inches, oozing spooge. He looked around, smirking, knowing nobody could see his dick.
"When's it my turn?" he asked.
When indeed...