Bi Times

This story is a pure work of fiction. It involves sex between teenage guys 17-19 years of age. If your not into that kind of thing then don't read any further. This post is the first part of "Bi Times!" No part of this story may be reprinted or reposted unless permission is recieved by the author. I hope you enjoy this, it's my first go at writing some of the wild stories I have piled up in my mind. Feel free to email praise, comments and suggestions to swingerdude20@hotmail.com

"Bi Times" By T. Quest

It was nearing one fourty five in the afternoon. Josh Hendersen sat in his Trig class staring at the clock over the black board. Watching the seconds go by didn't make it go any faster, infact it made it seem longer. But it was better than watching Mrs. Tingle.

A woman in her mid sixties, extremely thin with snow white hair pulled into a loose bun on the back of her head. She wore nearly the same thing every day. A smoke grey silk blouse, covered with a grey wool sweater and a matching skirt that ended just past her knees. One inch black pumps that matched her cat eye black framed glasses which perched at the tip of her pointed nose.

Josh, a high school senior was a pretty average kind of guy. He wore the typical baggy clothes had long dirty blond hair. Had the usual on and off again girl friends. Would skip classes now and then to smoke some pot with his best friend Eric Tessard. Josh had barely passed the last few years of high school and was nearly failing now. His only failing class was gym but all he needed was one failing grade.

"Mr. Hendersen, Mr. Hendersen," Mrs. Tingle called sternly.

Josh snapped out of his daze and replied.

"Yes Mrs. Tingle," he replied as he pushed his shoulder length hair behind his ears.

"Would you mind giving us the answer to this problem," she asked as she pointed with a boney finger at what looked like a mess of lines on the board.

"Uh, hmm, six," he guessed.

"It's amazing Mr. Hendersen, how you seem to be able to stare off while I explain the steps on solving problems like this and you still seem to get it right."

Josh was shocked, he had guessed and gotten right. Just that second the bell rang, the class jumped up to leave but was stopped by Mrs. Tingle.

"Wait a moment class, Monday you have due page three hundred and fifty five through page three hundrend and sixty. I want you to do the even problems only and make sure you show your work on the page."

For an older lady Mrs. Tingle wasn't a fool. She knew that the back of the book had the answers to the odd numbered problems and by assigning five pages all even that was seventy five problems. And each of those problems could take up to half an hour to complete.

"Hey man what did she say, lets just push it off to Tuesday I want to party this weekend," Todd Fuller said as he woke up.

"The stupid bitch won't let us," Ed Williams replied a bit to loudly.

"What did you say," Mrs. Tingle shreaked.

"Uh I said 'gee stupid, rabbit's eat lettus'," he replied quickly.

"Why do I find that hard to believe," Mrs. Tingle asked narrowing her eyes.

"Um beats me, gotta run, see ya Mrs. Dingle," Ed said as he rushed out the door.

Josh walked out behind Ed. Mrs. Tingle eyed him as he passed. Josh shrugged and kept going. His last class was gym, and he hated gym. Mainly because he had to 'dress out'. Which meant he had to not only bring a change of clothes with him, but he had to change out of them in the locker room. Not that he was extremely modest about his body or anything. But the other guys in the locker room were really ripped and he was only about half their physical appearance. He had been working out for a few months and next to the school dweeb he was a gladiator. But put him beside Bruce Turner, Sean Stafford, Luke Preston and Scott Yagher and he was a joke.

The last time he had actually gone to gym class was a week ago. He had gotten down to the locker room and started to change when Bruce and Luke had come in. Their lockers were only three down from him so he was sure to be humiliated by just by their appearances. They never really ever said anything to him but he knew the other guys were comparing his measley body to theirs. When actually he was just paranoid.

Luke came in and opened his locker and dug around in it and sat down on the bench. Bruce came in and sat down beside him and started to unlace his shoes.

"Man the funniest thing happened yesterday," Luke started as pulled off his shirt revealing the mounds of muscles he was so well known for.

"Yeah, wait don't tell me Herc humped Kevin's leg again," Bruce said as he unsnapped his jeans and slid them down.

"No it was better this time. Kevin had just gotten out of the shower and he left the bathroom door open again. I went to the back door and let Herc in and told him to 'fuck'. So Herc bounds up the stairs and goes into the bathroom. I heard Kevin yell at me and then start yelling at Herc to stop and to get down. By the time I got up to the bathroom Herc had pushed Kevin down and was rammin' his dog knob up Kevin's ass. Kevin was yellin' and screamin' at me to get him off."

"Shit! What happened," Bruce said as he pulled off his underware and scratched his balls.

"I was laughing my ass off, I reached into my room and grabbed the polaroid and snapped a few photos and then I tried to pull Herc off. But as I was pulling him off I saw that he was jizzin' right there in Kevin's ass! I snapped another photo and pulled him off. Herc was squirtin' his spunk all over the place. On Kevin and some of it got on my legs. And I though my spunk was slimy."

"Oh man that's sick, got the pics on yah," Bruce said as he got his jock strap out of the locker and sat down on the bench.

"Not in here, they're up in my locker," Luke said as he slid off his pants and boxers and dug around in his locker again.

Josh was shocked at what he had just heard. Luke Preston takes photos of his Rotweiler screwing his younger brother. Then Josh noticed that it was happening again. He was popping a boner. Everytime he was in the locker room the same time any of the other guys were he would get one. And he wasn't sure why. But this was the first time he had actually seen Bruce and Luke stark naked. Josh was wearing nothing more than a pair of boxer-briefs and his socks. It was evident that he was arroused.

"Well when we get back up stairs I wanna see them, shit," Bruce said as he looked over and saw Josh's tent for pants.

"What man," Luke said still in the buff as he turned around.

"Buddy's got a big ass dick," Bruce said as he stood up, still nude and walked over to Josh.

"I, uh I mean," Josh said as he stammered as he tried not to look at Bruce's nudity.

"Shit man, his dicks bigger than yours Luke," Bruce said as he eyed the outline of Josh's cock under the fabric.

"Hell no man, that's not possible, mines bigger than yours, his couldn't be bigger than mine," Luke said as he jumped up and ran over.

Josh was still speachless and wide eyed as both of the muscle studs stood infront of him staring at his crotch. Josh noticed that they too were starting to get boners.

"Lemme see that," Bruce said as he grabbed the elastic band of Josh's underware and pulled it down hooking it under his nuts.

"Damn, that shit's thick, and long, hey buddy's not circumsized either" Luke said as he grabbed ahold of the head of Josh's cock and slid the foreskin down.

Josh's face was flushed red, and his knees were a little weak. Luke Preston, the 'big man on campus' just pulled back his foreskin, squeezed and kneaded his dick like he was inspecting a muscle on his body.

"This is a pretty big dick, uh, shit what is your name again, Josh that's it. Hey Bruce feel how stiff this shit is, the last time I felt a dick this stiff was, hell I think it was Sean's," Luke said as he pointed Josh's dick at him.

Bruce grabbed ahold of Josh's cock and squeezed it and rubbed it a few times. Josh had all he could stand and before he knew it he felt that familiar pressure in his balls. Just before Josh could warn them he felt the buzzing feeling in the base of his cock and a monster size glob flew out onto Bruces ripped wash board stomach and began to drool it's way down toward his pubic hair.

"Oh shit, he's coming!" Bruce said as another rope launched out and landed square on the head of his own cock.

Bruce pointed Josh's cock at Luke in time for two large streams to splatter onto his cock too. Another rope spurted out and splattered wettly onto Lukes stomach and the fourth splished onto the head of his cock and began to ooze down. Ever since Josh had started coming Bruce had actually been pumping his cock. Josh continued to spurt out more cum which either splashed onto Luke or Bruces stomachs or ran down Bruces hand.

"Damn man how much are you gonna cum, I haven't seen anyone cum that much," Luke said as he stared wide eyed as Josh's cock sneezed out more milky slime.

Josh squirted more and by the time he was done it looked as if Bruce and Luke had been jizzed on by at least four other guys.

"Sorry man, I didn't mean to," Josh said finally.

"Hey no problem, if it wasn't such a prize winning cock I would have been pissed off," Bruce said as he let go of Josh's cock the strings of cum streching from his fingers like melted cheese.

"I didn't know you two were ga--" Josh started but Luke cut in.

"Bi, we're not gay, we dig chicks too, it just happens that we like to suck a little cock or fuck some ass after we are with our girls," Luke said.

"Oh, ok, um well I think we are late for class," Josh said.

"Hey let's just skip it, once won't hurt, besides you are gonna have to pay us back for the target practice you just had," Luke said as he pointed to their cum coated abs and cocks.

Just then they heard the locker room door open and close. Luke and Bruce jumped over to their lockers and leaned in as much as possible. All that was visible was their feet and asses. Josh jumped behind his locker door and waited. He was sure it was either Coach Wells or someone who would realize somthing was going on.

"Uh oh, I'd know those bare asses anywhere, Luke and Bruce what's going on now," a voice said.

Josh heard Luke and Bruce bust out laughing.

"Sean my man, what's up, you don't have gym this period," Bruce said as he walked out of his locker and reached for Seans hand.

Sean looked at both Bruce and Luke and saw the jizz on Bruces hand and smirked.

"Uh bud I think you need to wipe your hand, I may be bi but I'm not gonna shake a sticky jizz hand," Sean said as he faned Bruces hand away.

"Looks like you two have had a pretty wild time in here," Sean said as he eyed the mess on them.

"Naw man we didn't make this mess," Luke said as he wiped a gob of jizz off his stomach.

"Oh then who did, the LosAngeles fourty niners," Sean replied.

"No, Josh over there did, and he's got the biggest cock I have ever held, and he's not cut," Bruce said pointing with a shiny finger at Josh who was peering around the door of his locker.

"So you found another dude to fool around with," Sean said as he walked over to Josh.

"Wait Bruce you said he has the biggest cock, no way Lukes got the biggest one around this entire school," Sean said as he looked back over his shoulder.

"It's true man, Josh show him that log," Luke said.

"It's not hard anymore, but if you want to see it," Josh said.

"Hell yeah man, I swing both ways, lemme see that shit," Sean said.

Josh stepped around from behind the door. His dick had gone soft but it was still hanging at a long six inches, it was about two and half inches thick and the foreskin had slid half way back over the head.

"Damn man!" Sean exclaimed as he saw Josh's dong.

"Told ya'," Bruce said as he half wiped half smeared Josh's jizz with a towel.

"Shit mines about that big when it's hard," Sean said as he stared in amazement.

"Mind if I touch it," Sean asked.

"No, but I can't be held responsible for it's actions, it has a mind of it's own," Josh said proudly as he now felt like the center of attention.

Sean grabbed ahold of Josh's cock and squeezed it.

"Man this is the bomb, and hell he's the first I have ever seen that wasn't cut or anything, I wonder what an uncut cock tastes like," Sean said as he stroked and pawed at Josh's cock which was on it's way back to being rock hard.

"Man you gotta shove this monster up my ass somtime, I haven't had a big dick like this in ages," Sean said.

"Uh sure whenever you want man," Josh said.

The thought of sticking his dick up another guys ass was completely disgusting but yet extremely arrousing to Josh. He tried to emagine what it would feel like.

"You ever fucked a guy before," Sean asked as he fondeled Josh's cock more and more.

"Um no actually, but I am willing to try," Josh said.

"Oh shit I can't take this, I'm gonna have this puppy now," Sean said as he jumped up and ran around the corner and locked the door leading to the back lockers where they were.

"Now I want to you give it to me," Sean said as he cam back around the corner.

"Shit man, right here in the locker room," Josh asked surprised.

"Hell yeah, you got any idea how many times we've fucked in here during the day," Luke replied.

"Well if you think we won't get caught," Josh said.

"Now how do we do this," Josh asked.

"Well normally I would want you to do me doggy style but since you've never done it before I'll ride you," Sean said as he stripped down.

Sean's body was equally as built as the other two and he had a deep tan. His cock was a bit smaller than the other two's but it was shaped rather nicely. His pubes had been trimmed to a neat triangular patch above his cock and it looked as if he had electrolosys everwhere else. His balls, legs and ass were compeletly smooth and hairless.

"Got any condoms man," Sean asked the others.

"Shit man, they are all up stairs," Luke replied as he and Bruce realized they had none.

"You ever fucked around much," Sean asked Josh.

"Well not really, I mean I ate out Tiffany Harper but that's it," Josh admited.

"Oh ok well then there's no problem," Sean said.

"Now what do I do," Josh asked.

"Throw a towel onto the bench and lay down on your back," Sean said.

Josh streched out on the bench and got ready, Luke tossed Sean a tube of KY Jelly and Sean squeezed a glob out and smeared it on Josh's cock which was now at full length.. After that Sean squeezed anther glob out and coated his ass. Sean straddled Josh's crotch and grabbed ahold of his cock.

"Wait, I wanna see it going in your ass," Josh said as he realized that he wouldn't be able to see it if Sean faced him.

"Cool no problem," Sean said as he turned around facing Luke and Bruce who were sitting on the other bench working each others cocks with a tight fist.

Sean placed the head of Josh's cock against his ass hole and slowly sat down on it.

Exhaling as he slid onto the head. Slowly Josh watched the tip of his head push into the tight tan folds of skin. The grip was unreal then he felt the head of his cock slide past Sean's sphincter and squish deeper into his silky wet bowels the entire while Sean's sphincter rode its way to the base of his cock.

"Oh fuck, this dick is the bomb," Sean said as he forced more of Josh's cock up his ass.

Josh watched the wrinkled folds of skin slowly strech out to their limit and then start to tense up. The feeling was unreal, he felt the hot wet slimy insides of Seans bowels. But he also felt the pulsing grip of Sean's sphincter releasing and contracting around the middle of his cock.

Sean worked his ass back up to the head and then pushed back down again this time sinking Josh's throbbing rod deeper into his ass. Within four or five more strokes Sean was totally empaled on Josh's cock and was rocketing up and down like mad.

Josh watched with each rise and fall as his dick dissapeared and reappeared wet and shiny out of Sean's ass. He wondered what it must have felt like having a dick up his ass. Once his best friend Eric had mentioned that when he was jacking off that he stuck a finger up his ass and it made him cum harder. But when Josh tried it he wound up with a smelly finger and a sore ass. All he could figure was that he did it wrong.

About then Luke and Bruce walked over and stood over Josh waving their boners in his face.

"Hey Josh mind giving us a little pay back," Bruce said.

"What, if you want to cum on me that's ok," Josh said as Sean bounced more and more on his cock.

"Well not exactly, we want you to give us a blow job, then we want to cum on your face and hair," Luke said.

"Sure," Josh said before he knew exactly why he said it.

Josh grabbed ahold of Lukes dick and stuck it into his mouth. He did his best to immitate what he felt his last girl friend do. He pushed his tongue over his lower teeth and pushed his upper lip down over his upper teeth and started sucking and sliding three of Lukes seven inches in and out of his mouth.

"Hey can you deep throat," Luke asked.

"I haven't tried before, but there's always a first time," Josh said.

"Just go at it slowly first if you think your going to gag just pull it out," Luke said.

Josh took a deep breath and Luke slowly pushed his cock deeper into Josh's mouth. Josh felt the tip of the head slide past the back of his throat and come to a brief stop before it bent down and slid toward his epiglotis. Just as it hit his gag relfex he swallowed and was able to prevent it. Luke pushed slightly further and Josh felt a slight pain in the bottom of his throat then a slight pop. After that pop Luke slid his cock in deeper and pulled it back to the spot where it popped, after the pop the pain went away. He did this for about fifteen seconds and pulled out again so Josh could get another breath. As he pulled out the longest string of spit Josh had ever seen came trailing out of his mouth.

"Hey what was that pop I felt," Josh said.

"It was my dick pushing past your epiglotis, it's ok, its flexible that's how you deep throat," Luke said.

Sean twisted around still empaled on Josh's cock, there was now a massive puddle on the bench where Seans ass had drooled as it pounded on Josh's cock. He now was pulling Josh's cock totally out of his ass and shoving it back into the hilt.

"I know I'm gonna have hemroids for a month but this feels too good," Sean said as his ass swallowed up Josh's cock again.

Josh could tell that Sean's ass had gotten alot looser and that Sean was getting tired.

"Hey let's switch positions," Josh said as Sean pulled up again.

"Cool, do me doggie style," Sean said as he jumped up and switched places with Josh.

"Just ram it in there, I'm loose enough now where you can do anything," Sean said as he started to gulp on Bruces cock.

Josh took his cue and started to slam his cock up Sean's ass. With each plunge his nuts smacked against Seans. Sean's ass was extremely loose now and Josh could tell that it was really getting a work out. Before he knew it he was letting lose another load. This time it felt like he was cuming forever. Sean noticed and when Josh was finished he stuck his ass up in the air at Bruce and Luke.

"Look at the damage he did," Sean said.

"Shit, look at that, I haven't seen Sean's ass that loose since God the tenth grade," Bruce said as he looked down into Seans ass.

"Josh you came so much I bet if Sean stood up it would pour out," Luke said.

"Let's see," Sean said as he stood up.

Sean's ass remained red and open, for a few seconds nothing but when Sean flexed his his ass a thick glob followed by a chunky string of jizz started to hang out of his ass. Then small streams of goo drooled out the sides and down his thighs. Two more globs streched out and splattered onto the floor.

"Shit man, I've never seen someone shit cum like that," Bruce said as Sean bent over slightly showing how his ass was hanging open and mounds and globs of jizz were slinking their way out and down on the back of his nuts.

"Wow that's alot of cum," Josh said as he sat down and watched the coat of spunk slide down Sean's nutsack and drip on the floor.

"Now we all get a little payback," Sean said as he stood up and started to jerk his dick off over Josh's face.

Bruce and Luke fisted each others cocks as Sean jerked his own. For lube Sean scooped a gob of jizz out of his ass and worked it up and down his cock. Before Josh knew what was happening at hot wet blob of jizz splashed onto his nose. Then one splattered onto the part in his hair. He closed his eyes and tilted his head back and felt rope after gob, after squirt spray across his face, his mouth, forehead, eyes and hair. Josh licked his lips tasting the sticky salty taste of Luke, Bruce and Seans jizz all mixed as one. He wiped the cum off his eyes and looked over in the mirror. His entire face was sprayed all over with jizz, it was smeared on the top of his head and hanging in globs in his hair.

"God that felt good," Bruce said as he fingered the tip of his shiny red cock.

"Yeah, now Josh just one more thing later today and your initiation is complete," Bruce said.

"Initiation, into what," Josh asked.

"Our circle, you'll hang with us, get all the pot you want, screw any chick, or guy you want, you'd be surprised just how many of the guys at this school suck cock or take it up the ass," Sean said.

"That's not the only thing, you'll also get to hang with the guys at our gym who are into some pretty kinky shit, fisting and all kinds of wild stuff," Luke said.

"That sound's cool, I know someone who I think would like to get into this too," Josh said.

"Well man first things first, by the way who is this 'someone'," Bruce said.

"He's my best friend Eric Tessard, I think he's bi curious he's been a bit more curious about sex and he stares at my cock alot when we jerk off to porno movies," Josh said.

"Hey we want you to go with us after school this is going to be a busy weekend for you," Bruce said with a wink.

"Man, I would love to but if I don't pass gym and get my homework in Mrs. Tingles class done I won't graduate," Josh said.

"Hey no problem, forget about all your work this weekend I'll take care of it," Luke said.

"Eric Tessard, name sounds familiar, is his hair brown chin length with green eyes, nice skin kinda lanky," Sean asked.

"Yeah that's Eric, why," Josh asked.

"He sucked my cock once when he was stoned after a football game, he came back into the locker room after we had won a game and told me that he wanted to thank me for helping him win a bet and he wanted to repay me," Sean said.

"So I saw that he was stoned and I said 'oh ok dude, would you do me a personal favor, I need a blow job really bad,' and he goes 'sure man' and he sat down right here and sucked me dry," Sean finished.

"Shit I had no idea," Josh said kind of surprised.

"Well I don't think he remembers much about it, he was stoned off his ass," Sean replied.

"That's Eric alright," Josh finished as he stood up.

"Hey man we had better clean up and get dressed, the bell is going to ring any second now," Luke said as he ran back over to his locker and wiped off what of Josh's jizz was still damp. Most of it had dried and would be washed off later.

Josh got a towel and wiped his face off, his hair was a total mess the best he could do was to pull it back and put it in a pony tail that would hide most of the creamy white strings and globs that were tangled up in his dirty blond tresses. They all got dressed just as the bell rang, they unlocked the back locker room door just as the room filled with sweaty guys who had been playing football and soccer outside in the heat.

"Hey where do you want me to meet you guys," Josh said to Luke.

"Just be at SilverMine Gym in an hour and we'll introduce you to Scott," Luke said.

"But isn't that a private members only gym," Josh asked.

"Yeah but you don't need to worry about it I work there," Luke said as he trotted off.

Josh went up stairs to his locker and tossed his books into the mass of papers and gym clothes that he never wore.

"Hey dude, whatcha doin' after school," Josh heard Eric's voice from behind.

"Oh I gotta go meet some people," Josh said, not wanting to give away what he was up to.

"Who man I might know them," Eric said as he glanced at Josh's temple. He noticed a stringy glob of white goo in his sideburn that streched up behind his ear.

"Hey man what's on your face," Eric said as he reached up and wiped it off with his finger.

"Oh um nothing," Josh said quickly.

"Nothing, man this feels like cum, you wackin' off in the locker room," Eric said with a grin.

"Yah I didn't know it was there, I'll call you tonight," Josh said as he ran off to his car.

Eric watched Josh untill he was out of sight, then he glanced around and popped his finger into his mouth and sucked the rope jizz off his finger.

"Damn, I gotta get the guts up to ask him if I can suck his dick," Eric muttered to himself as he smacked his lips and trudged off down the hall.

Josh got to his car and drove home to get a shower and clean up. No one was home yet so he wouldn't have to worry about answering a hundred and one questions about school and homework and where he was going. Josh went to his room and stripped down grabbed a towel and went to the bathroom. After taking a piss he happened to smell his hand. He realized that the not to pleasant smell was coming from his dick, and he figured it was from fucking Sean up the ass with out a condom.

"Next time I'm gonna have a bag of 'em with me," Josh said as he grimaced at the smell of his dick.

Josh showered and washed his hair, blow dryed it and went to his room to figure out what to wear. He always wore baggy clothes but Bruce, Luke, and Sean didn't they all had form fiting clothes that showed off their muscles. Josh knew he had only one pair of 'ass huging' jeans, that his mom had bought for him the previous christmas, she had acidently gotten them a bit too small in the crotch other than that they were fine in length. Josh dug around and found a solid black T-shirt and dug his black combat boots out of the mess in the floor in his closet. He decided not to wear underware out and squeezed into the jeans. They were deffinately a tight fit and Josh had to carefully place his nuts so they wouldn't get crushed when he sat down. After he was totally dressed he looked in the full length mirror on the back of his door. He hadn't worn cloths like this before and he never knew just how much his working out had paid off. His fisique wasn't half bad, infact it was as good as some of the nude dancers he had seen at a co-ed nude dance club. His pants were a bit tighter than he prefered, and there was an obvious outline of his entire package, plus the seam in his pants was cutting his ass in half, it looked as if they had been painted on in the back.

"There's somthing missing from this," Josh thought as he looked around the room.

He saw his thick black leather jacket with the 'Elvira Rules' patch on the arm.

"That's it," Josh said.

After putting on the jacket and his sun glasses he looked like a totally different person.

"Boy would Eric bust a nut over this," Josh said aloud as he eyed himself in the mirror.

Josh started toward the door when the phone rang.

"Isn't it typical," Josh muttered as he went to the phone.

"Yeah could I speak to Josh," a voice asked.

"Speaking, Luke is that you," Josh asked.

"Hey man, yeah listen somthing came up this weekend and we won't be able to get out of it," Luke said.

"Oh dude what happened," Josh said severly dissapointed.

"Hey man don't worry about it, I'll still have your homework taken care of, we'll get together on Monday after school, talk to you later," Luke said as he hung up.

"Man, doesn't that suck a dirty ass," Josh said as he flopped down at the kitchen table.

"Shit," he screamed as he jumped back up grabbing his nuts.

"Man fuck this I'm not wearing these things," Josh said as kicked off his boots.

Josh stood up and unzipped his pants, his cock floped out as he slid them down as quickly as possible.

"I outta donate these to the local drive for the reinstatment of the Spanish Inquisition," Josh said as he started to head back to his room.

Just as he passed the front door the bell ran. Josh nearly jumped through the wall. He peeked through the eyehole and saw that it was Eric standing around looking extrememly stoned. He looked like he fell down a hill or somthing and his skateboard was nowhere to be seen.

Josh opened the door a crack and stuck his head out.

"Hey dude, what's up, you ok," Josh asked as he saw that Eric's extremely baggy pants were covered in dirt and one pants leg was torn from ankle to hip.

"Hey dude, man I had an accident on my skate board. I had just finished off two joints and was gonna come over here and see ya. When I rounded the corner some old lady was walking down the walk and I had to like jump off the sidewalk. I ended up taking out your neighbors mailbox and I slid down the side of the driveway and fell into a pile of compost stuff,"

"Shit dude, come on in," Josh said as Eric stumbled in to the house wreaking of pot.

"I'll be right back," Josh said as he turned to head for his bedroom.

"Dude, I see your ass, what's up with that," Eric said with this extremely half excited half amused tone in his voice.

"Oh, man don't ask," Josh said as he bent down to pick up his boots.

PART II IN THE NEXT MESSAGE TITLED "Bi Times!" Part 2!