These are some stories or the cartoon hunk Bluto. I don't know about you, but as a kid he was one if my first male crushes. Fuck Popeye as he was always weird looking to me. Bluto was a mans man. Big beefy and muscular in later cartoons. These are tales of many of the Bluto characters he has done. And Popeyes longed desire to have the big hunky man. I know if I were him I would be all over Bluto.
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Bluto Tales (The First Olympian (1)
Popeye had landed in ancient roman times. He and Olive. Weather this has been a dream or some bizarre twist in space. He and his girl landed in ancient times. It was odd because they woke up there. That's why he assumed it was a dream. The two woke up in a stibe hime in a village on the outskirts if the big roman city. They were dressed in the outfits of the time. And Olive found it lovely. The strange thing was that Popeye was the only one of the two that realized this was not their time. Olive seemed oblivious to the time and period change. Waking up as if it were any other day. And she was more adept at what was their surroundings.
"This is very very odd" he said to himself "But I guess I will figure it out" "Maybe wake up from it at the end"
So he just did as best as he could to go along with it all. Hoping he did not lose his mind if it went on too long. He and Olive left their small house and headed out to the bizarre. It was like a farmers market there. Someplace to get food and things needed for the day to day. Olive wanted to get some fresh vegetables.
"I can cook you a great feast" she had said to him
They passed through the very busy market place. Seeming like a busy mall in his correct timeline. Dozens of people passing through the tiny stone paved streets. Mulling about amongst themselves. Olive met up with a large woman that she knew and the began to chat. She had mentioned to her about the upcoming games. And Olive seemed ever so excited about it. Popeye was not sure he knew what they were talking about. And would not really until he saw the banner for the games later that day. But the two women were seeming involved in a deep discussion about the games and a particular participant in them. The woman suggesting to Olive that he was a specimen of men. 'something to behold'.
"He is stunning" she said "I haven't seen him myself" Olive chimed back "But I am told his is a dream"
They chatted a bit more before Popeye suggested they move along. Olive said her goodbyes to the woman and they continued on. Getting the things they needed at the marketplace When they got back home Popeye asked Olive about the games. She looked at him like he was from Mars or something alien.
"Oh Popeye. Stop being silly" she said "You are always taking about it yourself" "Oh I can do better than them. Oh they aren't so great" "Blah, blah, blah". "We are going Popeye, and that's that"
He scowled from the scolding she had given him. But how could she know that he was not who she believed him to be. Not her Popeye bit some other Olive Oils Popeye. Somewhere in the distant future. But as everyone was so talking about the games like it was the greatest event, Popeye surmised that it was probably the original Olympics. They were in Greece after all. So this was probably when it wall started. The games that became legend and then all but forgotten in his time.
"Well then. I will get to see the original games then" he said. Finding this almost interesting
He smiled at Olive and then played on that he was just having fun with her. She waved her hand to him and laughed back at him. Then she leaned in and kissed him. "Silly Popeye" she had said
Well the Olympics came and they were in the middle of crowds trying to get into the great arena. There amongst the throngs of spectators that wished to see these great games. Moving through the main area. There they saw a handful of men standing there almost godlike. Tall, muscular creatures that Popeye found strangely attractive. Then they saw the biggest man there a huge muscled mammoth of a man that seemed to tower over the others. Olive looked at this man and knew exactly whom it was. It was the man she and that woman in the marketplace were taking about. Popeye saw him and recognized the face. The handsome bearded face of the big fantastic looking man was that of Bluto for his time.
"Bluto" he blurted out "It's fucking Bluto!"...
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