Boys Boys Boys

Disclaimer: This story is fictional and any resemblance to real people or places is coincidental

BOYS BOYS BOYS SCHOOL BOYS

FOOTBALL

Two years ago I hardly knew Dave. He went to the same school as me but he wasn't in the same class and we didn't have any lessons together. Whenever I did see him hanging about the place he always struck me as being a bit of a ponce, flirting with the girls, pretending to kiss them and generally making out they all fancied him. I was glad I had fuck all to do with him.

Then something quite unexpected happened. Dave joined the football club I belonged to. I remember how we were all sitting around in the changing rooms just before training when the manager came in and told us there was a new member of the squad. Imagine my surprise when Dave suddenly appeared. 'Shit' I thought 'You're the last fucking person I want to play football with'

At first I just ignored him but as he became a regular member of the team that became impossible so we did start talking to each other a bit, generally about football. Then one day, after he had been at the club for about a month he suggested we go home together after the match on Sunday. I didn't really want to but agreed. On the way we stopped off at the local burger bar and started to chat, not just about football, but about things in general. I then began to realise that he wasn't the mouthy git I'd always imagined. Soon we were going along to football together every week and started to call in at each others houses on the way but we still didn't have much to do with each other at school, that is, until Dave decided to have a shower.

At school nobody ever has a shower after games, probably because there's never enough time before the next lesson but at football I always take one regularly. I fucking hate being hot and sweaty and any way it gives me a chance to check out some of the older guys. At first Dave didn't bother about showering - he would just hang about waiting for me to finish and have a bath when he got home. Then one Sunday, after the match, he suddenly appeared. Fuck! I couldn't believe what I saw. There was Dave standing next to me with nothing on, his tall, slim body and hairless chest and... his cock. Fuck! What a fucking lovely cock! Smooth and long and with plenty of foreskin. I could hardly take my eyes off it and I began to feel my own cock start to swell.

'What are you doing in here?' I asked

'Its my fucking birthday tomorrow' he laughed.

True - it was his fifteenth birthday but I wanted to know the real reason why he was there. I knew it could have been that he was getting fed up going home smelling like shit but I couldn't help having other thoughts. He'd grown a lot in the past six months and it could have been he wanted to show his cock off to the lads. As I looked at him the water streaming down his body I began to wonder whether he was there, like me, so he could eye up some of the other cocks on display. I kept looking at him, trying to work it all out, and every now and again I'd notice his eyes glance downwards. Was he looking at my cock? I couldn't be sure.

When I got home that afternoon there was nobody in, thank fuck. I went straight to my room took all my clothes off, lay on the bed and started stroking myself. The only thing I could think about was Dave - I just couldn't get the sight of his naked body and his fucking lovely cock out of my mind.

As I said, for me, this was the start of it. From then on I did everything I fucking could to spend as much time as possible with Dave. I started to hang around with him at school and we'd be out together Saturday nights. The trouble was, most times there was somebody else around and I had little chance of being alone with him for long, as much as I tried. I was desperate to get him talking about sex. During my nightly wank I would imagine myself asking him questions like - when did you start wanking? how often do you wank? what do you think about when you wank? You know the sort of thing. But, of course it didn't stop there. I soon began to think about what it would be like to get my hands on him as well.

BIRTHDAY

This went on for about a year, would you believe, and I was getting nowhere fast. Then came what I thought was going to be my big chance. Dave was having a party for his sixteenth birthday and he asked me to help him get things organised. He hinted that if I was prepared to help him clear up after I could stay the night.

In the end the party turned out to be a nightmare. First of all Dave's mum had invited some relatives over and there wasn't enough room for me to stay. Then halfway though the evening I noticed that Dave wasn't around. I went looking for him and eventually found him in the hall snogging some bird I'd never set eyes on before. Fuck! I just took myself off to the bog, got my cock out and started to rub it hard and fast. It wasn't long before my cum spurted out all over the floor. Thoroughly pissed off I got some paper from the bog roll, wiped it all up and then went downstairs and got wrecked.

The following day on the way to football I was a bit nervous. I was expecting Dave to say something about the bird he was snogging but the only thing he said about the party was

'You got fucking pissed last night didn't you?' I didn't reply. Although I wanted to ask him about the bird he was with I didn't have the balls in case I got the answer I didn't want so I started talking about football instead.

The next couple of days were pretty much as normal. Then on the way home from school on Thursday Dave suddenly said

'Could you do me a favour Rick?

'Fuck' I thought 'He wants to go out with that bird and wants me to find out whether she's interested' A bit nervously I said 'What do you fucking want then?'

As he started to explain I couldn't believe my luck. His parents were going over to see his nan the following weekend and were staying the night. He didn't. want to go but his parents wouldn't leave him alone in the house. Would I ask my mum if he could sleep over at my place?

I tell you I was so fucking nervous waiting for my mum to get home that evening. I kept getting my cock out and giving it a rub, then putting it back again thinking I heard the front door open. When I eventually heard the key in the lock I quickly adjusted myself before running down the stairs to ask her. She made a bit of a fuss as she usually does but I knew she would finally agree because she likes Dave. There was one condition, though. One of us would have to sleep on a mattress on the floor as my sister would be back from college soon and mum didn't want her room messed up. I could hardly hide my fucking excitement. That night I went to bed really early so I could have a long, long wank and make plans.

Saturday evening was spent in a pub with some mates. We go there quite often because nobody ever asks about our age so there's never any problem getting served. Most of the evening I just sat there listening to the others, hardly saying a word. Matt asked me what I was thinking about. I just laughed. If he only fucking knew! I drank just enough to get loosened up but not too much. I knew from experience that too much drink can sometimes make it difficult to get a hard on and if there was going to be any action later that night I didn't want my cock to let me down.

We got home about twelve o'clock, when everybody was in bed, and went straight upstairs. Dave was the first one in the bathroom and when I got back to the bedroom he looked as if he was already asleep. 'Fuck' I thought as I lay down on the mattress beside the bed and covered myself with the quilt. I turned the bedside lamp off, lay on my back, put my knees in the air and began to play with my cock. I kept looking over at Dave hoping to see some movement under his quilt. As nothing seemed to be happening I decided to say something:

'You awake Dave?'

'Course I fucking am!' came the reply. But that was all.

'Did you see that blond bird in the pub? I wouldn't mind a bit of her.'

'Blondes not my type'

I didn't understand what was going on and my mind went blank. I couldn't understand why Dave didn't want to talk - usually it's impossible to shut him up - but that wasn't all. You see, the bird Dave was snogging at his party was blond!! I lay there for a bit, neither of us saying a thing, trying to work out what to do, then suddenly, without a word, I got out of bed and went over to the chest of drawers for some tissues, my cock at full stretch under my blue boxers, and slowly got back into bed. Still Dave didn't say a thing. Then suddenly he got up and made for the door, muttering something about needing a piss. As soon as he'd left I turned the light on and positioned myself so I would get a good view of him when he came back. I didn't have to wait long and fuck me what a sight.. His cock was tenting in his boxers and I could see a wet patch that looked just like pre cum

'Fuck it Dave you've got some meat on you' I burst out almost without thinking

'What you mean?' Came the reply 'I haven't got any more than you. I saw you just now when you fucking well got up for some tissue.'

'Oh yea! I bet your cock's longer than mine!'

'You reckon? Well, I'm seven inches and if you don't fucking believe me you'd better measure it yourself.'

For a moment I lay there in silence. I'd been planning something like this but now I didn't know what to say. Then I mumbled something like

'Shall I get a ruler?'

' What else are you gong to fucking measure it with?'

My heart thumping, I jumped out of bed, and almost fell over as I made for my desk and started rummaging around.. When I eventually found a ruler long enough I turned round to see Dave sitting naked on the side of the bed, his cock sticking out, dead straight, and throbbing in the air. Fuck, what a sight! Shaking all over I knelt down in front of him and gently gripped the tip of his cock to keep it steady and placed the ruler along the top of his shaft. I left it there for a while and then looked up at him and said

'Its seven and a half the same as mine.'

Dave just grinned

'You sure'

I put the ruler back again, this time leaving it there a bit longer

'Yeah I'm sure'

Dave grinned again.

'Is that all you're fucking going to do then?

By this time my heart was going so fast I thought it would burst. As I let the ruler drop to the floor my fingers began to move up and down the whole length of his cock. It was the first time I'd had somebody else's cock in my hand and I couldn't believe it was Dave's.

'You dirty bastard Rick. That's really cool' Dave muttered

I didn't reply. I just continued stroking. After a bit Dave gently took hold of my hand and removed it from his cock.

'I don't want to cum yet, you dirty bastard. We've got plenty of time Anyway what about your cock? Aren't I going to get a look and a feel? Get your boxers off.'

I don't need to tell you I fucking didn't have to be asked twice.

Dave measured my cock - it was a bit longer than his but not much. We then lay on the bed and started to gently rub each other, stopping from time to time so as not cum too soon. Whenever there was a pause we started to talk.. We talked about our first wank - I started about three months earlier than Dave- and Dave told me about the first time he'd wanked using some baby oil he'd found in the bathroom. I asked him whether he'd ever given anybody else a wank. He said he'd never even seen a guy with a hard on before. All this went on for about an hour. Then I began to feel Dave's cock get really hard and I realised he was about to squirt. He started to mutter:

'I'm coming you dirty bastard...ah...ah... I'm coming,...ah...ah.. I'm coming...ah...ah' And with that his cum. spurted into the air and onto his chest. I soon followed. We then looked at each other and grinned as we wiped it all up with the tissues.

The next morning we were woken by my dad knocking on the door. We got up and went down to breakfast straight away. Nothing was said about the previous night and as the day went on I began to think Dave wanted to forget about it. I needn't have worried. On the way home from football he casually said

'I want to see whether my ruler's the same length as yours, you dirty bastard. Shall we go back to my place? '

We both burst out laughing and Dave gave his cock a squeeze.

It wasn't to be our day though, we'd lost at football and when we turned into Dave's road we could see his dad's car. His parents had already arrived home and all we could do was to go up to his room for a quick feel, our cocks remaining locked away in our trousers.

In the few weeks that remained before Christmas we just couldn't keep our hands off each other. Most days after school we'd go back to my place for a quick wank before my mum got home. We usually lowered our trousers and tossed off into a sock so as not to make a mess. Some evenings I'd go round to see Dave on the excuse that we needed to discuss homework and we'd give each other a good feel in his room. One time we arranged to meet down the bogs during a Maths lesson. As Dave was in a different group to me nobody knew we were out of the lessons at the same time. We tossed each other off in one of the cubicles and left our cum all over the floor. Fuck knows what would have happened if somebody had come in and caught us. We decided we'd better not do that again.

CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR

We were both looking forward to the Christmas holidays but as it turned out they were a big let down. Dave's little brother was a pain in the arse, wanting to know all the time what we were talking about, my sister was home from college and both lots of parents decided to take ten days holiday. It was almost impossible to find anywhere to go for a really good wank without being interrupted. The best we could do was Dave's garage late at night when everybody had gone to bed! Dave had got a spare key cut to the side door without his parents knowing so we didn't run the risk of going into the house to get it. Sometimes it was a bit cold in there but still our cocks didn't mind.

Christmas day was fucking awful. In the afternoon I went up to play on my computer to get away from everybody else. Suddenly my mobile rang. It was Dave

'What you doing you dirty bastard?'

'Not a lot'

'I'm having a wank in my bedroom. Like me to tell you all about it?'

'Fuck yea!' I said as my hands started to rub my own cock which was rapidly growing to its full length down the side of my leg.

Then my mother called out and that was the end of that bit of fun.

The New Year didn't start much better. We'd not been back at school for more than two days when I went down with flu. Dave came round to see me after football on Sunday but I felt so fucking awful I couldn't even think about sex let alone do anything. Well, that's not quite true I did manage to give Dave's cock a good rub and he nearly shot his load into his trousers. By Wednesday I was feeling a bit better and by the time Dave got round after school I was feeling quite horny. We played around with each other for half an hour and then went into the bathroom and shot our loads into the washbasin.

As my mother works late on Thursdays we arranged that Dave would come round after school again so we'd' have more time. Most of the day I spent playing with my cock just waiting for Dave. He was a bit late and when he did arrive I could see he was more excited than usual. As soon as we got to my room he opened his school bag and said .

'Take a look at this. Matt gave it to me. He said he found it in the park bog '

He produced a dirty torn magazine from his bag. I knew what it was straight away. It was a porno mag. We sat on the bed and Dave flicked though the pages. It wasn't the bird's tits we were interested in though - it was the guys and their enormous cocks. Suddenly Dave stopped turning the page at a picture of a bird giving a guy a blowjob, looked at me and said.

'Fuck. Wonder what it feels like with a cock in your mouth?''

I looked at him and grinned

'Why don't you fucking find out?' I stood up and slipped my track bottoms off so that my cock was almost opposite his mouth. Dave immediately gripped hold of it with his right hand and started to lick the tip of it with his tongue. I felt a shiver go though the whole of my body and closed my eyes. 'That's a wicked feeling Dave' I muttered.

Then as luck would have it I heard the front door open. It was my mum - she'd arrived home early. I quickly wiped my cock on a bit of tissue and pulled my track bottoms up before we went down stairs to see her. Frustration is not the fucking word. As soon as Dave left I had to go straight up to the bathroom to toss myself off. Later that night I couldn't wait to get to bed so I could have another wank - this time nice and slow. I lay on the bed naked slowly stroking myself for about an hour before finally shooting my load for the third time that day.

My mum decided that I wasn't to go back to school until the Monday. I didn't mind as I would have the whole of Friday at home on my own playing with my cock. At about eleven o'clock, though. my mobile rang It was Dave.

'I'll be round at one '. He whispered and rang off. I wondered what was going on as there wouldn't be much time to do anything before he had to get back to school, so I tried to ring him back but he'd turned his mobile off.

At about ten to one I went down stairs to the front room and stood looking out of the window, my cock aching like mad. Dave arrived at exactly one. I opened the door just as he rang the bell but didn't have a chance to say anything before he brushed by me and run upstairs to my bedroom. By the time I got up there he was standing in the middle of the room his school tie and blazer on the floor and his cock tenting in his grey trousers.. All he said was

'Get your fucking clothes off Rick. I want to finish what I started yesterday.'

He stood there looking at me as I slowly slid my track bottoms down. As soon as my cock appeared he was down on it and his tongue began to work away. I put my hands on his head and closed my eyes. I couldn't believe what was happening. After a couple of minutes he stopped for a moment and then started to move his tongue up from the base of my cock to the head and back down again before taking the whole of it in his mouth.

'Fuck. Who's the dirty bastard now?' I whispered. 'This is fucking wicked'

Where Dave learnt to suck I don't know. He swears I was the first person he gave a blowjob to. All I do know is that I'd never felt anything like it ever before. He kept bringing me to a climax and then pausing. He just seemed to know! Suddenly he stopped and looked up at me.

' I'm going to have to go soon Rick. I told Matt to say I had the runs and might not be back at school this afternoon. If I'm not home before my mum she won't give me a note for school tomorrow.'

He then took my cock in his mouth again and began to suck it rapidly. I began to breath heavily and it wasn't long before I shot my load into his mouth. He swallowed the fucking lot!

' Fuck, I enjoyed that, Rick. Must go now. I'll give you a ring when I'm having a wank tonight and you can tell me what it was like with your cock in my mouth.'

I looked at the clock. Dave had been sucking away for nearly an hour. When I showed him out the last thing he said was 'You can do me next time, you dirty bastard.

I never did manage to give Dave a suck, though, until half term that is but fuck me did we have a time then.

HALF TERM

On the Monday of half term we arranged that Dave would come round at ten o'clock. He, the stupid bastard, couldn't wait and arrived at nine, fifteen minutes before my mum generally leaves. This meant we had to sit in the kitchen drinking coffee and talking about fuck all. As soon as my mum left Dave grabbed at my cock under the table.

'Come on up stairs you dirty bastard' he said ' I'm as horny as hell.'

'Wait you silly fucker my mum's bound to come back saying she's forgotten something'.

Sure enough within two minutes she was back. While she was fussing around looking in the drawers Dave asked her if he could use the toilet. She smiled at him and said 'Of course Dave It's upstairs.' Dave disappeared and I waited downstairs, wondering what he was up to. As soon as I heard my mum's car start I went upstairs to my room calling out 'Hurry up you fucker. She's gone'. I then stripped off and lay on my bed completely naked, with my hands behind my head and my cock throbbing in the air. I heard the toilet flush and then Dave go to the bathroom. A few moments later he was standing at the door completely naked and grinning all over his face. He looked at me and said

' You dirty bastard. I know what you want.'.

Dave got down on his knees beside the bed and began to suck my tits, first one and then the other. Then his tongue started moving slowly down my body until it almost got to my cock. He then stopped, looked at me and grinned , before taking half of my seven and a half inches into his mouth. I just lay there as his lips gripped hold of my shaft and his tongue moved in circles round the tip. Whenever he felt I was on the edge he stopped what he was doing , looked at me and gave me a quick grin. I couldn't tell you how long this went on for but suddenly he stopped sucking stood up and got astride me on the bed. He then lent forward, putting his hands either side of my head, and aimed his cock at my mouth. Slowly, gradually he pushed it in and as he did so my tongue began to explore. Fuck! Dave's got a fantastic cock: it sticks straight out, is hard but fleshy. I love it when it's in my mouth.

I could see Dave was having a good time. His eyes were closed and every now and again he would mutter 'You dirty bastard Rick' As my tongue did its work on Dave's cock, I gripped hold of my own and started to stroke it very slowly. By now Dave couldn't keep quiet. 'Fucking hell ...I love this. Fucking hell ... ...I love this ...' Suddenly he pulled his cock out of my mouth and began to wank furiously. I then did the same and our cum spurted out all over the place almost at the same time. Dave's went all over my face and onto the bedclothes. Mine squirted all over his back. We just looked at each other for a bit, laughing all over our faces but without saying a thing. As we slowly got off the bed and started to clean up I looked at the clock.

'Fucking hell Dave weren't we meant to be round Dan's at eleven? It's gone that already'

We dressed quickly and left.

When we got to Dan's nobody answered even though we knocked two or three times. We were just about to leave when we heard a noise. Dave took a look through the front room window and saw Dan with just a towel round him. A few seconds latter the door was opened.

Dan's story was that he'd given up on us and had decided to have a bath before going to see his bird.. He got us some cokes - no beer the tight bastard - and we sat in his front room talking. I was sitting opposite Dan who was next to Dave and I couldn't stop looking at him.. He looked fucking horny and I kept wondering what he'd got under the towel and whether he had ever shagged his bird as he kept on boasting. I kept glancing at Dave hoping he would start fooling around, as he does sometimes, and whip the towel away as a joke. Nothing happened though and at half past twelve we left.

As soon as we got outside Dave said

'Do you reckon he was having a bath? I don't. He was on his bed with nothing on having a wank. He had a bit of a hard on when I looked through the window. Anyway I reckon I could smell his cum'

' I fucking wish you'd pulled the towel off him so we could see.'

'You dirty bastard I thought you'd had enough sex for one day.'

'No way. Let's go back to my place again.'

On the way back we talked about what we would do. It didn't take long for us to decide. In Dave's mag there was a picture of a guy licking a bird's pussy while she gave his cock a suck. And that's how we spent the afternoon my cock in Dave's mouth and his in mine. This time I swallowed all of Dave's cum. What a fucking lovely taste - nice and salty. At three o'clock with our cocks red and sore, we had a shower and went round to Dave' place. His brother wasn't there so we couldn't resist giving each other a quick wank before his mother got home.

That evening we went round the pub. Dave was feeling pissed off because the following day he had to go over to his nan's, taking his brother with him. They were staying over night and he wouldn't get back until just before football on Wednesday evening. He started drinking shorts and got a bit pissed so when I tried to get him to shoot his load in his Dad's garage I had to rub his cock really hard..

I was left with Tuesday and most of Wednesday with nothing else to do but wank. I woke up quite early Tuesday morning and began to think about the previous day, helped out by my cock, of course. I kept thinking about the sixty niner we'd had. Dave had kept squeezing my arse as he worked on my cock and that really got me going. I made up mind that I was going to get Dave to fuck me. The trouble was my hole was so tight I even had difficulty getting two fingers inside. I didn't know what would happen if Dave tried to shove his thick cock in. The answer, I decided, was to spend some time while Dave was away trying to loosen it up. As soon as my mum left I went round the supermarket for essential supplies. I got some Vaseline and then went to the greengrocer's section to get some carrots of various sizes and a cucumber about the same thickness as Dave's cock. By eleven I was back home, laying on my bed. First I smeared a finger with Vaseline and started to work it into my arsehole. Next I tried two fingers and then three. Then it was the turn of the carrots - first the small one and then the large one. Finally the cucumber. I was at this for three hours. My arse felt really sore after I'd finished but I reckoned I'd made some progress. Not only was my hole beginning to loosen up but I was getting a really fantastic feeling as I played with myself.

Tuesday night Dave 's mobile was off so I couldn't speak to him and I didn't see him until football the following day. After football we went round the pub. We were alone and the conversation was all about a new guy, called Oly, who had joined the seniors. Both of us had noticed him in the showers and had taken a good look at his cock. Although he's a really good-looking guy his cock is fucking ugly. Even so we both agreed it would be worth a feel if we ever got the chance. We also talked a bit more about Dan. Dave didn't think he had a very large cock as he was always very careful in the changing rooms at school, making sure nobody even got a glimpse of it. As for shagging his bird, that was all bullshit! On the way home we called in at Dave's garage and gave each other a wank.

On Thursday Dave arrived at the agreed time half an hour after my mum had left. He looked really horny and I couldn't wait to get into the bedroom. Before I got undressed though I said

' I've got a present for you Dave. I hope you'll like it,

'If it's as good as the one you gave me Monday it'll be just what I fucking need. Come on where is it?'

I then opened the drawer of my bedside table and produced the Vaseline. Dave started to laugh

'Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck You dirty bastard!

He then put his hand into his trouser pockets and produced another jar of Vaseline.

We couldn't wait to get undressed. Dave was so fucking excited he managed to get Vaseline absolutely everywhere - on my cock, in my arse, on his own cock, and up his own arse. I had rehearsed what I was going to do so I went over to my desk, and bent over, resting my hands on it. A few moments later I could feel Dave behind me, then the tip of his cock touched my crack. Fuck, was it painful at first, I nearly yelled out but managed to keep quiet. As Dave got further inside me I gradually began to relax and eventually I could feel his balls touching my cheeks. I knew then I was going to enjoy every fucking moment of it. and as Dave started to pump away the feeling inside my arse sent me wild. It was over too soon though. Dave got so excited he spurted his cum into my hole before he'd hardly started. I'd got so worked up I wanted more. Dave realised this so as soon as he'd taken his cock out of my arse he got down on his knees and took his time giving me a blowjob.

As it was only half past ten we went down stairs, sat in the kitchen with just our boxers on and had a coffee, while we talked about what to do next. I could see Dave's cock was already getting hard again so I said

' Come on you fucker .It's time to get it up me again'

' You dirty bastard...How...how about doing it in the kitchen? Nobody will see if you lower the blinds.. Then you can lay back on the kitchen table and I can see if you're really enjoying it'

Two minutes later I was on my back with my knees in the air looking at Dave as his cock approached my arse. This time it went in a little easier. I could see the expression on his face and I knew he was determined to make it last this time. He got into a slow rhythm, in out, in out, closed his eyes, threw his head back and kept muttering

'Fuck... fuck... You dirty bastard Rick... You dirty bastard. Oh...Oh...Fuuuuck'

My cock didn't know what to do with itself. It was throbbing away asking for attention so I gripped hold of it and began to give it a gentle massage. Both of us began to breath heavily and I found myself coming out in a sweat. When the climax came it was unbelievable. Dave just burst out

'I'm coming you dirty bastard I'm coming I'm coming

Gasping for breath I muttered ' So am I so am I'.

Dave whipped his cock out of my arse and with an enormous shout of 'Ahhhh...' and shot his load all over me. I followed almost immediately. After cleaning up I sprayed the kitchen with air freshener so as to remove the smell of cum, and we went upstairs for a shower. It was now just gone twelve and we had to be round another of our mates, Matt, by three.

We got to Matt's early. Matt took an age before he opened the door and didn't seem too keen to see us.

'You're early you bastards. You've just disturbed the best wank I've had for months.'

Dave, as usual couldn't keep his mouth shut and I stood there listening to the two of them, wondering what was going on.

' Don't talk crap Matt. You don't even know how to wank'

'Yes I fucking do. I've been doing it for longer than you and I probably do it more often than you. So stick that up your arse'

''OK then. Show us how it's done. Since you're the fucking expert give us a demo!'

It was quite obvious that Matt was getting worked up and for one moment I thought he was going to get his cock out and start wanking. But he didn't. He just gave it a squeeze and mumbled something about us being too young and then changed the subject..

We spent that afternoon down town and in the evening went round the pub again with some mates. On the way home we went into Dave's garage. We dropped our trousers and Dave stuck his cock up my arse for the third time that day. He is one noisy bastard. When he shot his load into my hole I thought he would wake the whole fucking street. Like fucking idiots, though, we'd forgotten to take a rag so we could clean ourselves up and as I pulled up my jeans I could feel Dave's cum dribbling out of my arse and onto my boxers. Dave just laughed when I told him and said

' Make the most of it, you dirty bastard. It'll be another ten hours before I get my cock up your arse again... Fuck I don't' know whether I can wait that long'

As it turned out he had to wait quite a bit longer. At about ten the following morning when he was due round my place he gave me a ring. His parents had the builders in doing some work and his dad had asked him to stay at home while they were there, so would I go round to his place at about twelve.

When I got there the builders were still busy and didn't look as if they'd be finished before the end of the day, not only that Dave's little brother was also hanging about the place. We sat in Dave's room for a bit wondering what to do when his brother came upstairs and said he was going round to see one of his mates. That gave us a chance. Dave opened his bedroom door wide so we could hear if anybody came through the front door or called up the stairs. I lowered my trousers and Dave got down on his knees and started giving me a good suck.

Later that night on the back way from the pub we went into Dave's garage. It wasn't too cold so I took my trousers off and lent over the bonnet of the car. Dave also removed his trousers and before long his cock was up my arse pumping away. Dave took his time, hitting on the right spot every time and I was enjoying it so much I soon forgot we were in the garage. After a bit I just had to get hold of my cock and give it a massage. This I did in time to Dave's thrusts. Eventually Dave's cock began to swell inside me and I began to massage my cock even harder. Dave was the first to cum. Then it was me - all over the car. Dave looked at me and said

'Don't bother to wipe it up. Dad'll think it's bird's shit'

'Thanks!!' I said and we both laughed.

Even though I'd been given a really wicked fuck I still wasn't completely satisfied. You see I wanted to see what it would be like getting my cock up Dave's arse. When I got into bed I was till thinking about it and you can guess what happened - I tossed myself off , allowing the cum to spurt all over my chest.

It was now back to school and no more long sessions during the day. Most Friday and Saturday nights Dave gave me a fuck in his Dad's garage when we came back from the pub. Since Thursday was my mum's late night we generally managed to give each other a blowjob in my room before she got home. As for the rest of the week, it was a quick feel or a wank depending on what else was going on. Some nights Dave would ring me up on his mobile and describe to me what he was doing in bed - wanking of course.

EASTER

The Easter holiday got near and we started to make plans. That turned out to be a fucking waste of time because Dave's parents were going away over Easter and taking Dave and his brother with him. They left on the Wednesday, just before school broke up, so Dave missed football and I had to go to training on my own.

After training I was taking a shower when Oly the new boy came in and stood right beside me. I got the feeling he was taking a good look at my cock but you can never be sure in the showers. Later when we were drying ourselves off he asked me if I'd like a lift home in his car. He told me his parents had just given it to him for his eighteenth birthday. At first I thought he just wanted to show off but as soon as we got in the car and started talking I began to suspect it was more than that. He was full of questions. First whether I'd ever had a girlfriend. Then he wanted to know how long I'd known Dave and where I'd met him. He dropped me off at the end of my road and as I got out of the car casually asked me whether I wanted to go out drinking with him Friday night. As soon as I got indoors I went up to my room to phone Dave so I could ask him what he thought Oly was up to. But his mobile was switched off and I had to make do with a solitary wank.

On Friday Oly picked me up and suggested we go round to his place before going to the pub. I'd suspected his parents were loaded but what I saw still surprised me. He lives in an enormous house with fuck knows how many rooms. When we got there he took me straight up to his room and then went down stairs to get some beers.. While he was gone I took a good look round. He had everything a guy could want in that room including his own bathroom and toilet and a large bed!!

When Oly got back to the room I sensed he was a bit nervous. This time he didn't ask questions about me but about Dave. How long would he be away? Did he have a girl friend? Had he ever had a girlfriend? and then

'What do you reckon Dave does for sex?'

I was so fucking taken aback by this I just sat there for a bit not saying a thing. I tried to work out whether it was Oly's way of getting us talking about sex, or whether he was hinting that he somehow knew about Dave and me. After a while I eventually said

'Well what do you do for sex then?'

Oly seemed a bit embarrassed by this and muttered, almost under his breath'

'I don't get any sex, except for a couple of wanks a day'

Like a fucking idiot I then changed the subject and asked him about his computer.

Oly told me his computer was a new one and that his parents had got a separate line installed for him so he could use the Internet without interfering with their phone calls. He then started downloading the web sites of various football clubs. Although I'm football mad all I wanted to do that evening was to find out what he surfed for when he was alone. After about five minutes I got my chance when he suddenly said

'I need a piss' and went off into the bog.

I moved over to Oly's seat and started fiddling with the computer. I was just about to click on history when Oly suddenly came out of the bog and suggested we walk round to his local. While we were there he got absolutely wrecked and I had to take him home before getting a cab back to my place.

That night I was thoroughly pissed off with myself. I reckoned I could have had sex with Oly but had fucked it up. Not only that I hadn't arranged to meet him again that weekend. To add to my frustration, Dave's mobile was turned off again and I had to make do with a wank on my own. I did make it last, though, stroking away for an hour before shooting my load.

The following morning I was woken by my mobile. It was Dave. His little brother had just gone off for the day with a friend he'd met at the hotel. I immediately told Dave what had happened with Oly and Dave, ever the optimist, said he reckoned I'd be having it with Oly before he got back. I then asked him what he'd been doing.

'Not a lot. Haven't even been able to get a decent wank.'

'You've got a bit of time now haven't you?

'Yea. I was doing it before I rang you and I'm stroking away now. Would you like a commentary ?

'Fuck yes.'

Dave then began to describe how he was laying on the bed with his thumb and two fingers on the tip of his cock and the feeling he was getting

'Fuck ... I'm not going to last much longer, Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah... Fuck I wish you were here you dirty bastard. I'm coming... I'm coming...I'm coming. Ah...Ah...Ah. Fuck'

There was a short silence.

'That's the best one I've had sine I've been here. Fucking hell, there's a mess on these sheets, though. I'd better wipe it up before they make the beds. Now you just go for it you dirty bastard and let me know what happens.'

I wasn't looking forward to Sunday. As it was Easter Day my parents were going over to see an old aunt and they thought I should go with them. That was the last thing I wanted and as there was no football I hadn't an excuse. Then at about 6 o'clock on Saturday there was a telephone call. It was the manager of the senior team. A number of players had dropped out and would I like a game. He said that as it was an away match if I needed a lift to get in touch with him. I didn't need to do that I just gave Oly a ring. Oly didn't need asking twice and immediately suggested we go out drinking that evening. Unfortunately I'd already fixed up to meet some of my mates and it would have been difficult putting it off, so we agreed to go out after football instead

Although I say it myself I was the star player that Sunday. We won 1-0 and I was the one to score the goal. We got back to the changing room and I was just taking off my boots when Oly came up to me and said he'd forgotten his towel so would I go back to his place for a shower to save him hanging around

' Fuck' I thought 'I know what you've got in mind.!'

As soon as we got into Oly's room we started stripping our kit off. Oly obviously thought I was taking too long and said

' Fucking hurry up. There's enough room in the shower for both of us. '

Well I suppose you could say that but only just. Our bodies kept rubbing against each other as we washed and I couldn't stop my cock getting more and more restless. Then Oly suddenly said

' Mind washing my back, Rick? It feels a bit dirty'

I didn't say anything; I just turned round, put some shower gel in my hands and gradually began to massage his shoulders before slowly moving down towards his arse. My cock was now stiff as a post and rubbing up against him.. When I finally reached his arse I gripped hold of the cheeks and looked over his shoulders to see what was happening on the other side of his body. Fuck there it was: curving outward, rock hard with two large throbbing veins. I stopped the massaging and whispered in his ear.

'You gonna wash my front?'

He slowly turned round, looked me all over before gripping hold of my cock with his right hand. Fuck, it was nearly five days since I'd had anybody else's hands on my cock and I'd almost forgotten what it felt like. I then took hold of Oly's meat and we stood there for a bit gently wanking each other. I then said

'Come on let's get out of here and on to the bed'

Without a word Oly did just as he was told. We quickly dried off and then Oly lay back on the bed his legs wide open and his cock throbbing in the air. I lent over him and began to lick his chest and suck his tits until they were hard, before moving down toward his cock. I was now getting really worked up but before I finally took his cock in my mouth I looked at him. He was lying there watching me with a kind of sweet smile on his face.

Cute is not the word anybody could use when describing Oly's balls and cock. His balls are enormous -almost like two chunks of marble hanging down. As for his cock, it's like a piece of iron it's so hard. Not like Dave's which has a nice fleshy feel. Still I shouldn't complain - it gave my tongue and mouth plenty to do for half an hour. Eventually Oly shot his load and his cum spurted into my mouth and all over my face. What a load that was! I've never seen so much cum. He must have been saving it up for days! I then stood up, took hold of my own cock and began to rub it hard and fast. It wasn't long before my cum was mingling with Oly's and I began to lick it up. Oly just lay there watching what was going on. We cleaned up without saying a word before going round to his local for a drink. We weren't there long before Oly wanted to go back

' I didn't have a wank this morning, Rick, hoping I'd have a bit of fun with you so I've got plenty of juice left'

This time it was a 69er. The only trouble was, Oly was a bit rough with his teeth. Still he'll learn.

Oly arranged to pick me up again at eleven the following day and although it was pretty obvious we were going to have a day of sex I couldn't stop myself having a wank before I got up. You see, although I'd never fucked Dave I'd made up my mind I was going to give Oly one and I thought a bit of early exercise would help me control my cock when it was inside his arse.

Oly was waiting for me when I got to the end of the road and gave my cock a squeeze as I got in his car but we hardly said a thing until we were both standing naked looking at each other in his room. That was when I told him to lie on his front on the bed. He did so straight away. I got down on my knees by his side and gripped hold of his arse. I started to massage it moving my hands gradually toward his hole. I then gently put one finger inside him and began to move it around, then another , then another. As I was doing this I felt Oly tense up and then relax., tense up and then relax. I soon realised he'd had a shit that morning and hadn't cleaned himself properly so I told him we were going to have a shower. With the water pouring down all over us I continued to work on his arse. After a bit I decided it was time to move in. Gradually I moved my cock towards his crack and pushed. It was a bit uncomfortable to begin with but suddenly I found that half my cock was inside him and it felt terrific. The first time Dave had fucked me it was over too quickly. I didn't want this to happen so I tried to control my excitement and take my time. Soon I'd got into a slow rhythm. At first Oly didn't say a thing but then he went absolutely crazy

'Ah...Ah ... Ah...Ah...Fuck... Fuck me R icky...Fuck me...I've seen it ...Ah...ah... I've seen it... on pornos... ah... ah... Fuck...Fuck... didn't think...ah... ah... it would be like this. Fuck '

He suddenly gripped hold of his cock and I knew it wouldn't be long before we were both ready to spurt. I whipped my cock out of his arse and let fly all over his back. Almost at the same time Oly yelled out

' I'm coming I'm coming Ahh...ah aaaaaah.'

I fucked Oly three times that day and still he was asking for more. The second time I shot my load right up his arse, the third time we finished by shooting our cum all over each others chests.

When I got home at about twelve I rang Dave's mobile. He answered and I asked whether it was safe to speak

'Not really but how did you get on?'

'I fucked him three times today '

'I'll ring you later'

About an hour later Dave rang back

'You dirty bastard. I've got to hear about this. What's he like?

' Not bad - he's a noisy fucker, though, like you, but he needs a few lessons on how to give a blowjob Didn't like it when he scraped his tongue on my cock yesterday'

'You had him yesterday as well!! Fuck. Its difficult enough getting a descent wank down here. Are you seeing him tomorrow?

'Can't unfortunately my mum wants me to help her'.

'Thank fuck for that. If you have any more sex you'll be too knackered for me when I get back. I tell you, you dirty bastard I need it and I need it bad.'

Dave arrived home just in time for football on Wednesday. After the training session while we were changing Oly kept well away from us, even in the showers. He obviously didn't know what to say or do. Needless to say Dave didn't have any problems. He went up to Oly just as we were leaving and said

'OK if I come round with Rick tomorrow? Pick us up at eleven.'

Oly nodded and I heard him mutter under his breath,

'Fuck yea!'

On the way home Dave said he'd thought about going to Oly's that night but couldn't wait to get his hands on me. Get his cock up my arse he should have said. because after a couple of pints at the pub we visited his Dad's garage. I took my trouser right off and bent over the bonnet of the car. As he gently pushed his cock right in he whispered

'Fucking hell Ricky I really need this'

Oly was early and waiting for us the following morning and I could see he was really on a high. Not much was said in the car but Dave and I had already planned what to do. When we got back to Oly's place we went straight up to his room where Dave told him to take his shoes and socks off and stand in the middle of the room. Dave stood in front of him and I stood behind. We then slowly began to undress him. Dave unbuttoned his shirt and slid his hands up the front of his vest and began to caress his chest. I did the same to his back. Dave removed his shirt and I removed his vest. Our tongues then took over. I started to lick his back starting with his shoulders and moving down to his waist. Dave did the same to his front. When Dave reached the top of his jeans he slowly undid the belt and the top button. He then pushed his hands gently down the waistband and I did the same at the back. Our hands started to explore. After a bit I slowly pushed Oly's jeans right down and Dave got on his knees and slowly tickled Oly's cock with his tongue. At the same time my fingers had started to explore his crack. As I did this I could feel Oly shaking all over and he started to mutter under his breath 'Fuck. fuck'

Dave continued to lick as I worked my fingers into Oly arse hole loosening it up for Dave. After about five minutes of this Dave told Oly to get on all fours while we took our clothes off. It was now Dave's turn to play with Oly's arse. I lay on the floor with my head under his stomach licking the pre cum which was oozing out of his stiff cock. Once Dave had got his cock inside Oly I stopped what I was doing and stood up to watch. Oly started moaning and groaning and Dave as usual couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut. I just stood there wanking. The look on Dave's face was enough to turn anybody on.

After about ten minutes Dave withdrew his cock and turned to me

'Come on you dirty bastard its your turn.'

My cock just slid into Oly's arse and I began to pump away slowly. Even so it wasn't long before I realised I was going to cum. Oly continued to moan and groan and Dave seeing what was happening shouted

''Go on you dirty bastard. Go on I want to see you shoot your load in his arse'.

Dave had hardly finished speaking when I just lost control. The whole of my body was gripped with an amazing sensation as I pumped load after load into Oly's hole. I then stood there almost in a daze before slowly removing my cock. As I did so Dave moved over wiped some of the cum off my cock with his hand and spread it all over his own cock which he then shoved into Oly for a second time. Oly didn't move. He just waited for Dave.

As I stood there watching Dave my cock began expanding once more. I looked at Oly. His eyes were closed and he was moaning away:

' Fuck..fuck... fuck...Oh fuck ...Oh...Oh.. fuck... fuck... fuck'

I looked at Dave. He had his head back and his mouth wide open breathing heavily

' Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah'

I could see he was getting close to the edge when suddenly he burst out at the top of his voice:

' I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming Aaaaaaah' and collapsed on top of Oly. I was so fucking excited at the sight of Dave losing himself that I started to massage my cock until my cum spurted all over the place. There was silence for a moment. before Dave turned his head towards me grinned and whispered 'You dirty bastard' . He then pulled his cock out of Oly and rolled over on to the floor. Oly remained still for a moment and then got up. The carpet was covered with cum. He'd shot his load while Dave had been pumping him.

After that we were all exhausted but not too exhausted. Before Dave and me left Oly's at about five o'clock we'd both squirted our cum up Oly's arse once more. Oly didn't seem to want to fuck us or even give us a suck. He just allowed us to do whatever we wanted

That was the last chance I had to go round Oly's for quite a while His parents came home from holiday and from then on there was nearly always somebody in the house. Later that night Dave and me met some mates down the pub where all the talk was about birds. Dan said he's screwed his bird the previous night while her parents were out. Dave and me kept looking at each other not believing a word of it. Matt wasn't there and nobody seemed to know where he was.

THE END OF SCHOOL

We left school at the end of May just before GCSE . We were told we didn't have to go into school any more except when we had an exam. This meant we had a load of free time during the day. Dave and me made plans well in advance. We'd worked out when we were going to be at my house and when it would be safe to go over to Oly's but it didn't turn out that was. In a moment of madness Dave did something that ruined everything. On the very last day of school we went back to his place instead of mine and went straight up to his bedroom thinking that nobody was around. Then Dave did something he'd never done before. He gripped hold of my head, pulled it towards him, shoved his tongue in my mouth and went fucking crazy. He'd not been at it long when we heard a noise. It was Dave's young brother standing at the door looking at us.

Later that night Dave's brother told his mum what he'd seen. Nothing was said to me and nothing was said to my mum but Dave was sent off to stay with his grandparents and was only allowed back home on those days he had an exam. He was told he wasn't to see me and after each exam finished his mum picked him up and took him to his gran's. Luckily what his parents forgot about was our mobiles. I spoke to Dave most days generally late at night when we would lay on our beds wanking and describing to each other what we were doing and what it felt like.

This didn't satisfy me though. I needed to have sex with somebody so I decided to go and see Matt. I'd had my suspicions about Matt ever since Dave and me had gone round to see him over Easter. Immediately after that he stopped hanging around with our group and nobody knew why. I was pretty sure he was up to something so I went round one morning when I knew he'd be on his own. He was a bit surprised to see me but invited me in. As we sat in his front room talking I kept eyeing him up. Matt's one of those boys with jet-black hair and dark eyes. He's quite well built but hasn't got too much muscle. That morning he was wearing dark track bottoms like me and a white T-shirt. He looked fucking horny.

After about five minutes the conversation started to get a bit boring so I decided it was time to find out why he wasn't hanging around with the rest of us any more. When I asked him he came out with a load of shit about having to spend a lot of time with one of his cousins. Now Matt had never ever mentioned anything about a cousin to me or anybody else. I knew he was telling lies.

' Don't' fuck about Matt. Tell the truth. Is it because of what happened when Dave and me were here over Easter?

Matt started to get really embarrassed.

'No...no... its not that'

'Yes it is Matt. I saw you getting a hard on when you were telling Dave what an expert wanker you are.'

'I know ...no I wasn't... but it's not that.' Matt was completely confused.

' Go on Matt - tell the truth. I reckon you wanted to see how long Dave's cock was when he had a hard on but chickened out.'

I said this jokingly but as I spoke I gave my own cock a squeeze and noticed that Matt was taking a good look at what I was doing..

'Well... you know what Dave's like. It would all be round the fucking school if I'd suggested he get his cock out for a laugh'

''Dave's not here now ...'

'I know... but ...anyway...I don't know how you're going to take this Ricky ...Anyway...It wasn't... It wasn't Dave's cock I wanted to see ...it was yours. Now you fucking know.' I couldn't believe what I was hearing. My cock was now almost at full stretch and I could see Matt's bulge moving up and down. 'You wont saying anything Rick will you ? Not that it fucking matters now I've left school.'

I looked Matt straight in the eyes and said

'Now's your chance'

There was a long silence during which I started to rub my cock in order to give Matt a bit of encouragement.

'Do you fucking mean that Rick? You're not winding me up?'

I didn't say anything I just stood up, gripped my track bottoms and boxers and pushed them down to the ground and stood there with my cock throbbing in the air.

Matt didn't know what to fucking say. He just kept looking at my cock and muttering

'Fuck ... fuck...'

Eventually I said

' Come on Matt get those fucking track bottoms off, let me see what you've got hidden away.'

With his eyes still on my cock he stretched out his legs lifted his arse off the chair and pushed his track bottoms and briefs down till they were round his ankles.

Now Matt's cock is not as large as mine- about six inches. It's circumcised and curves upwards. I took a good look at it. It was obviously in need of a suck so I didn't wait too long before I got down on my knees and began to lick the tip of it slowly and gently. Matt began to shiver.

'Fuck Ricky... Ooooooh! Fuck I've wanted you to do this for more than a year...Fuck...' Then suddenly he said ' Come on, come on lets go up stairs. If somebody looks through the window they'll see what we're doing.'

We'd not been in Mat's bedroom room long before I realised I was not the first guy he'd had sex with. He fucking well knew how to suck cock. He was an expert not like Oly. Not only that, as we lay there in a sixty niner and my hands began to explore it was obvious that Matt had had something up his arse quite a few times. His hole was as loose as hell and I managed to get three fingers in without any trouble.

After we'd wiped up the cum we'd not managed to swallow I decided I was going to get the full truth out of Matt. I asked him straight out who he was having sex with. He told me everything. Right at the end of the Easter holidays he'd been having a piss in the shopping centre when a guy of about thirty came in, stood next to him and kept looking down at his cock. When Matt finished the guy followed him out and asked if he'd like a bit of fun. They'd both gone back to the guy's flat and it was there Matt had a cock up is arse for the first time. Ever since then he'd been visiting this guy three of four times a week. I then told him about me and Dave and what had happened. He looked at me in disbelief but didn't say a thing except to mutter 'Fuck...Fuck.' the way he does

As we were talking an idea came to me. I asked Matt if he would do me a favour - go round to Dave's place and ask to see Dave. When Dave's mum said he wasn't there Matt was to ask her if Dave could come round to see him after his last exam. It worked. Dave's mum met him outside the school gates after the exam, brought him round to Matt's in the car and arranged pick him up two hours later. What she didn't realise was that I was already at Matt's, in his bedroom naked and ready to go..

As soon as Dave saw me he yelled out 'You dirty bastard Rick' and started to strip, nearly falling over as he tried to get his trouser off. He then grabbed hold of me and started to give me a passionate kiss. As we both lost control Dave shoved me onto the bed, lifted my legs up and put them on his shoulder. I closed my eyes and could feel his cock gradually enter my hole and slowly begin to pump away. Dave soon got into a rhythm and then lent forward so our lips met once more. I was completely lost.

That afternoon Dave gave me one of the longest fucks I'd ever had and toward the end something happened which had never happened before. When Dave finally reached a climax and started to shoot his load deep inside me, my own cock without any help squirted cum all over the place. After that we were both exhausted and lay there on Matt's bed for at least ten minutes clinging to each other.

As we slowly got back to normal I noticed Matt standing in the middle of the room without anything on gently massaging his cock. He'd been watching Dave and me and just let us get on with it.

' Thanks Matt' I said ' I won't fucking forget this.'

Dave's mum arrived early, the bastard and I was left alone with Matt. After he'd closed the front door he came back to the bedroom, grinning.

' Give us a suck Rick. I'm feeling fucking horny after that exhibition!!'.

I couldn't do anything else but help him out now could I?.

That night Dave rang me up and gave me some more shitty news. His parents had arranged for him to stay with an uncle at a seaside resort in the north of England. They'd organised a summer job for him and he would be leaving the following day. What was going to happen in the autumn he didn't know.

That was two weeks ago. I've had plenty of sex since. I've been round to Matt most weekday mornings about eleven and if he's not too exhausted from the night before I've fucked the shit out of him. Yesterday when I got there he wanted to tell me all about the previous night. When he'd got round to this guy's place there was somebody else there and the two of them took it in turns to fuck Matt. When one of them had his cock up Matt's arse the other one would be giving Matt a suck. Matt said that each of them had shot twice inside him and he'd cum four times. While he was telling me this story I began to think I wasn't going to get anything that morning. Not a bit of it. The more sex Matt gets the more he fucking wants. After about half an hour he was bending over in front of me and my cock was on its way inside him.

Later in the day I got a call from Oly. I hadn't seen him since the end of the football season as there was always somebody at his house and there was no chance of any sex. He told me that his parents had just gone away for the weekend and he wanted me to go round as he was feeling fucking horny. I got there about seven and didn't waste any time. First I fucked Oly and then sucked him off. I then fucked him again. We went round the pub and while we were there Oly asked if I would stay the night. I didn't' know whether to or not as I desperately wanted to speak to Dave. I finally agreed after ringing up my mum and trying, without success to get through to Dave. We didn't get much sleep that night. It was sex sex and nothing but fucking sex. For the first time Oly gave me a fuck. He did it twice. He's not bad - he's better at that than sucking.

I'm going back to Oly's tonight. This weekend will be the last before I start my summer job and from now on I don't think there's going to be much chance of regular sex ... .I can't get Dave out of my mind though... I try ringing him everyday but his mobile's off. It's probably because he has to share a room with his cousin so he cant' talk... I haven't had a chance to tell him what I've been doing with Matt ... I bet he's guessed. Though... Maybe he's having it off with his fucking cousin... I don't know... The truth is despite all the sex I've been getting I'm feeling thoroughly pissed off and don't know what I'm going to do... Fuck!