British Soap Family Rituals
Disclaimer: this story is fantasy and implies nothing about the characters or actors who play them, or the BBC. This story also contains incest themes.
Chapter 1: EastEnders, The Mitchells
Phil Mitchell had lived in Albert Square for over 30 years, moving there in his late 20s with his younger brother Grant. He'd had his fair share of scrapes over the years, as well as women. Grant had long since moved abroad, and Phil sometimes wished he had too, as he missed the close bond they'd shared since childhood, a bond that had got stronger when the brothers were in their mid teens.
You see, the Mitchell family had a ritual that was passed down through the generations. Despite being a family of (mostly) womanisers, the Mitchell men took part in man-on-man sex whenever the oldest living member of the family had their birthday. The only criteria was that you had to be 16 or over and a relative of the family to participate. It only happened once a year but all of the Mitchell men looked forward to it.
Phil remembered being 16 when he was sat down by his dad and told about the tradition and why it was important to keep the family's bond so strong. Family was everything to the Mitchells and it was an open secret amongst all members of the family that the men bonded once a year. It was always his dad's birthday that they did it on until he died, and then it moved to his own when he was in his mid-20s. By that time, he and Grant had been taking part for almost a decade and through the years they'd see family members such as Billy, Jamie and Danny join the group. Even today, Phil still missed the feeling of Jamie's smooth pussy around his thick cock.
Today was Phil's 60th birthday and although he had some miles on the clock, he was still able to muster up the stamina for a good fuck. He'd been looking forward to this birthday for weeks, as it would be the first time that Callum and his older brother Stuart would be properly initiated into the family. Callum, Phil's son-in-law, was a strapping police officer but was definitely "bent" in the bedroom, and Ben (who had been taking part in the ritual for the last ten years) had finally let his other half in on the secret after they had married. Callum's commitment to Ben meant that he was happy to be involved and his interest was piqued when he found out that Jack Branning was a regular part of the sex session due to him previously being married to Phil's cousin and fathering two children with two other Mitchell women.
Ben had also managed to persuade Callum to talk Stuart into joining them, as part of the extended family. Stuart had always been close to his brother and was curious about taking their relationship to the next level.
The text messages had been exchanged in the usual secret group, with instructions given by Phil, as they had been for over 30 years, as to where and when to meet. His house had recently burnt down following a fire in which he was injured, so Phil had arranged with Jack to have the orgy at his house. Jack had shipped his children off to a babysitter and made sure he spent time arranging the house to meet Phil's usual standards.
It was almost 10pm, the square was quiet and a few regulars were sipping their final pints in the Vic. In Jack's house, the lights were dimmed and the downstairs living area had been turned into a comfortable boudoir with candles, alcohol and bottles of lube scattered throughout. There were also poppers available and a small amount of cocaine in case anybody wanted to really let loose. Phil was tee-total and was always too caught up in the hedonism of the man-sex to be tempted. The upstairs bedrooms were also available in case anybody wanted to engage in some private fun throughout the evening.
Generally, the annual birthday ritual started around 10pm and lasted until the early hours when everybody would slink back to their respective homes. Jack had just finished plumping the cushions on the large sofa and opened himself a beer when the doorbell rang. He made his way through the hall and welcomed the first guest, Phil's adoptive son Jay.
"Alright Jay, where's Bill?" Jack quizzed, knowing that Billy always attended without fail.
"He's tested positive for fucking Covid!" Jay rolled his eyes. "He's gutted mate".
"Aaah that's bad luck" sighed Jack, handing Jay a bottle of beer. "You'll be at a loose end tonight then, he never normally lets you out of his sight!" Jack continued with a chuckle.
"Haha, I know... to be honest I'm gagging for a bit of your cock tonight" Jay smiled, making Jack smirk as he took another sip of his beer and felt his balls churn at the thought. In the years they'd both been involved in the romps, Jack and Jay hadn't ever got round to a full fuck - perhaps tonight was the night.
The doorbell rang again and Jack quickly opened the door to greet his colleague Callum and Phil's son Ben.
"Boys, come in, help yourselves to a drink" he warmly smiled.
Callum looked Jack up and down and drank in the sight of the handsome muscular daddy. He'd noticed Jack's firm globes in his tight work trousers many months ago and had always dreamed of burying his face in it. Ben glanced at Callum and knew exactly what his husband was thinking, and knew from experience that Callum would enjoy Jack tremendously.
The four men chatted politely as they waited for the final guests. Ten minutes passed and next to arrive was Stuart, Callum's older brother and Ben's brother-in-law. He looked incredibly nervous with a hint of excitement as he wandered into the living area and helped himself to a large vodka and orange.
"You OK bruv?" Callum said, placing a hand on Stuart's trembling shoulder.
"Yeah yeah I'll be alright mate, just need a few drinks down me and then I'll get me dick out no issue" he grinned nervously.
The doorbell rang again and the men all froze, realising the final guest had arrived. Jack did the honours once again and opened the door expecting to see Phil, but instead saw somebody who looked relatively similar but a fair bit hotter... it was Grant!
"Wow, Grant?!" Jack gasped. The other men heard the exclamation and came rushing to the door.
"Uncle Grant!" Ben yelled, "come here you big stud!" Ben ran into Grant's arms and the other men watched as they embraced in a passionate kiss. Callum was taken aback but felt a stirring in his loins as the hot, studly daddy smooched his husband like they were lovers.
The kiss broke as Jack closed the door behind them and Grant cradled Ben's face in his hand. "Aah you just get more beautiful every time I see you" he smiled longingly at his sexy nephew.
Grant lead the other men into the living room and held court, explaining that as it was Phil's 60th he couldn't not surprise him, especially after being missing from the rituals for the past four years. Ben was still beaming and hanging off every word from his uncle's mouth - the two of them had bonded extremely well at previous sessions where Grant had been in attendance, almost too well for Phil's liking.
"So where is the birthday boy?" Grant asked, "I thought I was late!"
Everybody mumbled that they had no idea, checking their phones for the time. 10.27. To be fair, it wasn't unusual for Phil to show up late as he always liked to be the last to arrive. As if by magic, the doorbell rang.
"Let me" chuckled Grant.
The men listened as they heard the door open, Phil gasping and cheering, hugs being shared and lips smacking together in brotherly kisses. The men chinked their bottles and glasses and a slight shift in energy was felt as they realised the sex would soon begin.
"Happy birthday!" everyone chimed as Phil strolled into the room with his arm around his younger brother and a huge grin on his face.
They all shook hands and exchanged pleasantries, explaining Billy's absence, but it was now time to get down to business.
"Most of you know the drill" Phil said, "but for the benefit of our newcomers I'll explain how it works".
The men sat down and listened intently, feeling themselves all growing hard as Phil explained the ritual.
"So, we begin with the milking of the seed - as the oldest member and head of the family, each of you sucks me off for one minute each, in turn, until I cum. The winner gets to swallow my load and take my seed inside them" he proudly advised.
Jay unconsciously licked his lips - he'd been the lucky recipient of Phil's large salty load once before and was looking forward to another try.
Without further delay, Phil unzipped his jeans and pulled them to his ankles, along with his underwear, leaning back against the arm of the chair and releasing his large penis. It stood firmly at just over 8 inches in length, fat with a shiny purple head. Phil's plump balls hung below it and he grinned in anticipation as he saw Ben, Jay, Jack and Grant queue up on their knees to service him. Stuart and Callum tentatively joined the others at the back.
Phil placed his eyes on the clock on the wall opposite him and waited for the hand to reach 12. "Begin" he barked.
Over the course of the next 13 minutes, each man took turns to suck and lick the Mitchell patriarch's juicy cock, slathering it in spit and bringing Phil to a place of pure ecstasy. Phil's body trembled as he enjoyed Callum's expert mouth on his cock, now knowing what Ben saw in him, and feeling a jolt of thrill run through his body that his new son-in-law was worshipping his tool. It was enough, and before his minute was up, Callum heard Phil grunt and felt his mouth fill up with warm, potent sperm. The other men cheered and Ben slapped his husband on the back as Callum eagerly swallowed the semen from Phil's big hairy balls.
Callum stood up and was grabbed by Ben who passionately snogged him and relished the taste of his dad's seed.
"Lucky guy!" exclaimed Jay. Callum felt proud that he'd pleased Phil and was initiating himself further into the family.
By now all of the other men were desperate to get their cocks out and get in on some of the action. They all had erections straining in their pants and had noticed each other's bulges. Of course, they all knew how endowed they were, apart from Stuart and Callum on the whole. The situation was bringing memories back for Stuart of his time in care, when he and Mick, as teens, would experiment together with the other boys.
"Right boys, the next stage of the ritual is me getting to watch you all couple up and fuck while I lazily fondle my chubby cock in the corner" Phil laughed as he groped his deflating member. "As always, the head of the family chooses the pairings for this event, and as it seems we have an even number thanks to my bruv turning up it's made it all the easier" he continued.
The six men looked excitedly at each other, wondering who Phil would choose to watch couple up for his pleasure. They all knew who they each wanted but they were at the Mitchell patriarch's mercy.
"First up... Jack and Jay!" Phil cheered merrily.
"Looks like you got your wish" Jack grinned at Jay, cheers-ing his beer towards the strawberry blonde, slim young man almost half his age. Jay's tight little hole clenched in anticipation at what was to come.
"My next choice... Grant and Stuart! Two big built daddy types tussling for cock, I'm interested to see how this one ends up" Phil continued.
Grant reached over and squeezed Stuart's chunky bum through his pants, with a wink.
"So even you lot will have worked out that leaves Ben and Callum" Phil added. "Some might say a safe choice but I just can't let the opportunity to watch my son and his husband fuck like rabbits pass me by. I've heard it enough through the bedroom walls and now I wanna see what makes my boy squeal like a stuck pig" he laughed.
Ben blushed as the men cheered and Callum pulled him in for a reassuring kiss.
"Right lads, you know the drill. For the next hour, I'll be in the corner with my orange juice, a bottle of lube and my right hand - you lot, time to get naked and put on a show I'll remember for the next twelve months!" Phil proclaimed, plonking his bare fat arse on a bean bag near the window.
The six men put down their drinks and advanced towards their respective partners, each sporting a raging erection that was desperate to be freed.
Jack grabbed Jay by the belt and pulled him close. "Let's fuck".
TO BE CONTINUED.
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