Catfish and the Elves

Published on Dec 23, 2006

Gay

This is a sexual fantasy with no effort made at real life experiences. If you object to gay fiction, DO NOT READ. This story is not for you. If you have any comments send them to bldhrymn@yahoo.com or bldhrymen@aol.com.

It was Christmas Eve and I was in LAX and things weren't looking good. There was a snow storm in Denver and that backed up all planes going East. I was heading for Richmond, but by the particular logic of modern air schedule planning there wasn't much hope that I would make it.

At noon there seemed to be a chance I could make it. There was a flight to Vancouver, then on to Toronto, then to Washington. It would be possible to get south from there. I was working with a young ticket agent and she was trying her best to make the connections. It was still possible at five. Suddenly I had a ticket. When I got to the check in, I was next to a young girl and her even younger brother. They were on standby and only one ticket was available for the two of them.

The girl was frantic, the boy was trying to be brave and not cry. I spoke with the airline attendant and let them take my seat. I would be nice to get home for Christmas, but I'm a middle-aged man, and it was no big deal.

I called my friend on the cell phone and told them of my problem. As it turned out, he wasn't feeling well and was more than willing to celebrate Christmas a day or two later. All was well. My ticket agent was still giving it a try, but she was hoping to get home to her children, so I told her not to worry. I'd wait for the next day.

The airline had hired a Santa and two elves to cheer up the customers and ease the stress of waiting. They had been trying to help the kids when I came to their rescue. They went off to help others and I forgot about my brief meeting with them.

I decided to give up on getting east. When I tried to get a hotel room, I found out all the hotels nearby were filled to capacity. I decided to stay in the airport for the night. My chances were better at getting an early flight out the next morning that way.

I was in the men's room taking a leak when I heard a voice saying, "That's one hell of a piece of meat! Your momma must have been fucked by a donkey." There was no one there. I looked down and saw one of the elves.

I smiled, "I won't ask who fucked your momma."

The elf laughed. "I see you're smarter than you look as well as being hung like Trigger," he said. "You're the guy who helped those kids aren't you? It was a nice thing to do."

"Well, there ain't that many toys under my tree anymore," I said. The elf was still looking at my cock. I'm uncut and meaty and you can tell that even when I'm soft. He looked interested. I guessed my elf was a cock fancier. I zipped up.

"Did you get a flight, or a hotel room?" he asked. We left the rest room and went to a quiet part of the lobby. By now the news of the Denver storm was generally known and the crowd had diminished.

"Neither," I said. "But to tell you the truth, I've slept in a lot of places much worse than an airport lobby."

"I've got a room in the Airport Hilton across the way," he said. "I'm sharing it with my pal Rudy, but we're small. There's room for you."

"I thought you'd be busy delivering toys with Santa," I said. I sat in one of the waiting room chairs. Sitting I could look at him more closely. He was solid looking and I would guess he was in his forties. He had a luxuriant blond beard and twinkling blue eyes. He appeared to be muscular and well proportioned other than his short legs.

"My name's David, by the way," he said.

"Catfish is the name here."

He looked at me for a second or two. "A one-eyed catfish? Am I right?"

"You guessed it," I replied. "I appreciate the offer, but . . ."

"I was thinking of you being my toy for the night," Davis said. "I was kind of hoping you were the playful type. You've got a lot to play with."

"I guess you're the kind of guy we call open minded, back east," I said.

"For you, everything's open," he said. David climbed up on the sat next to me and whispered in my ear, "Are you a top?"

"I sure am, but . . ."

"Don't worry about that," he said. "In spite of my size, I'm a big boy. You aren't exactly basketball player material. You can be the tallest guys in the room for once."

"That's an offer I can't refuse," I said.

"You stay here while I tell Rudy," David said as he scampered away.

I wondered if he would return. Lots of gay men have bigger eyes than ass holes. It's fun to look at a big cock, but when it comes to getting up close and personal with one, it's different. Ten minutes later he returned. "I thought you had lost interest," I said.

"Not at all," David replied. "There is a little fly in the ointment though. Rudy has invited some friends over tonight."

"You mean I'm not going to be the tallest man in the room now?"

"No, they're all little people," he replied. He climbed onto the seat again. "It's going to be a sex party. I didn't know if you'd be interested," he whispered.

"How many guys?"

"Six, maybe eight."

"What makes you think I'd like to have sex with eight guys I've never even met?" I asked. David looked crest fallen. "Actually, it sounds pretty good to me. Are they all good sports?"

He perked up. "Rudy knows them, not me. He says they're lots of fun."

Fifteen minutes later we took a taxi to the hotel. Rudy was a black-haired version of David. Both men were cheerful and seemed affable. At the hotel they ordered food from room service. It was a surprisingly good steak dinner. We talked as we ate and I got to know the two men. I had no experience with dwarfs and didn't know what to expect.

They were two successful actors. Rudy was a native of Hollywood and he tended to play wise old dwarfs in fantasy movies. His beard was real and the role didn't seem to be a stretch for him. David was from Reno and he was more of a circus performer. He was athletic and a natural gymnast-acrobat. This wasn't their usual gig. They were substituting for friends who had families.

They had been lovers at one time and were still friends. David had come to LA to spend the holiday with Rudy and was just helping out. Apparently the party was a surprise for David. David had moved to Reno to take care of his elderly mother. She was visiting a sister for the holiday. He didn't get out much and Rudy wanted to get a year or so of missed sex into one night. I figured it would have to be one hell of a party to do that, but it was a nice gesture.

Room service picked up the dinner trays. Rudy had two cases of beer on the balcony. It wasn't cold but it was cool by the standards of Souther California. David went off to get some lubricant for a nearby adult "novelty" store.

"David says you're hung like Trigger," Rudy said after David left. "He's a bit of a size queen."

"You're not?"

"Not really," Rudy admitted, "but I could be converted. David was so excited, I couldn't say no."

"I'm into fun, not pain. I don't go anywhere I'm not wanted," I explained. "I tend to go with the flow. I like to top, but I've had a good time on the bottom too. To tell you the truth if someone could find a new way to get off, I'd be willing to try it."

"You're a man after my own heart," Rudy said. He was silent. "I'm ready to get this party underway. Want to get naked?"

I said, "Sure." And I began to strip. Rudy undressed too.

"Damn, you're a hairy one," he said. "I thought I was hairy, but you take the cake."

"Is that a problem?"

"Not for me," he said. By then I had dropped my pants. I'm not into strip teases, so I dropped my Jockeys too. "Shit, David was right. What in hell do you do with that thing?"

I smiled. "I do the usual things," I replied. "The question is what you want to do with it."

"I can think of a lot of things," he said. "Have you noticed I'm at just the right height to suck without bending over?" Rudy had his shirt off, exposing his hairy chest and big, pink nipples. He hesitated before taking off his pants. He finally dropped his pants. He had a pair of ping pong ball sized nuts and a knob the same size wrapped in a thick foreskin.

"Jump up on the bed and let me look," I said. He did as I asked. I then took his cock into my mouth and worked my tongue into his foreskin. I licked his cock head. There was a good store of precum in there and a fresh supply oozing as I sucked.

"I think we're going to get along well," he said. There was a knock at the door.

"Company's here," Rudy said.

"I hope I'm not over dressed," I said.

"I think you're going to be a hit," he said. Rudy opened the door and three little people entered. One man was dressed in a camel hair sports coat, looked at me and said, "That isn't David is it?"

"Look at that cock!" another one exclaimed. This man was a muscleman who had the physique of a diminutive Steve Reeves or of Arnold.

"Boys, this is Catfish," Rudy said. "He's a stranded traveler David found in the airport."

"What is it about him David found appealing?" the muscleman asked as he looked at my cock. I was half hard and looking good.

"I think I'm supposed to be the entertainment," I said. "I'm in place of the pony or the clown." The third man in the group took off his clothes and came over to me and started to suck.

"Wally has the right idea," Rudy said. A minute or tow later we were all naked and rolling around on the bed. The man in the camel hair coat was Doc, a child psychologist, the muscleman was Trevor who was a nationally known weightlifter. Wally was a computer programer.

About ten minutes later David arrived with two men. They were twins, Don and Dan. I felt for the first and only time in my life like Gulliver. All of us were naked and erect. I didn't know much about little people, but it was clear to me the seven dwarfs were different. The Twins and Trevor were miniature people, well portioned. Rudy, David and Wally had full size trunks and small legs. Doc was had small legs and hands. David and the twins were well hung. The other had nice equipment at a small scale. Doc had oversized equipment. With his short legs may his cock and low hangers look huge.

"Oh shit," Doc said. "We have seven Dwarfs in this room!" We all burst out laughing.

"Does that make me Snow White?" I asked. There was more laughter.

"If you're Snow White there is a serious malfunction in the mirror!" Wally said.

"I'll play Snow White if you want me too, but the Mae west quote, "I use to be snow white, but I drifted," may be more appropriate," I added to the conversation.

"Most of us know each other," Doc said. "Would you be offended if I asked you what's your poison? We're only together for one night so we might as well find out what you want."

"Doc is the direct type," Rudy said.

"I'm direct too," I said, "I'm 56 years old now and I can truthfully say there nothing that involves a cock and an asshole I don't like. Maybe I've been lucky, but I liked man sex the first time I tried it, and it just gets better. I top. I bottom. I suck. I'm an old dog, but I can learn new tricks."

"You've never had sex with a dwarf before?" Doc asked.

"Nope, but where there's a will, there's a way," I replied. "I don't know what will fit where, but there are some easy ways to find out. I'm game if you're game." It turned out they were all game.

Somehow they turned my body into a playground. David wanted to sit on my cock. Doc wanted to fuck me. They put a pillow under my ass, raising it so he could get his organ in my ass as David sat back on my cock.

Doc was what I would call a hard but fair fucker. His cock blew up like a balloon, it as thick, but tapered as it reached his body. The taper formed a natural cock ring. He stayed hard and didn't get tired of thrusting. The cock was a good fit for my ass. He lubricated his cock well, but it took some effort to get it past my sphincter. Once it was it, it felt good and got better the longer he fucked me.

As Doc fucked me, David was impaling himself on my cock. This took lots of lube and lots of encouragement from the other men. They were a supportive group squirting lube on my cock or in his hole as necessary. When he got half of it in, he almost gave up. He sat up and rested. Wally squirted fresh lube in his ass, and he tried again.

As he sat back a second time, Rudy produced a fresh bottle of poppers. This seemed to do the trick. When Davis was fully impaled, Doc shot off. I could feel him shiver and shake as he ejaculated. He pulled out. By that time David was use to my cock. I could feel him relaxing and letting my cock slip deeper into his body.

I know many bottoms and I knew David wanted to be fuck, not just sit with my cock nine inches in his ass. "Are you ready for a little doggie style action?" I asked. David nodded. He got off my cock. I got two pillows and bent him over them. Adding lubricant to my cock I slid in deep. Bending over him I held him tight as I made thrusting motions with my hips.

I had to slow down a few times because he couldn't breathe, but he loved it. He had a very muscular ass, so he stayed tight, even though his rectum was velvety soft. As I fucked him, I spread legs wide. Someone started playing with my ass.

I looked back and saw it was the twins. The were working a few fingers into my hole. They had small hands and it was exciting. Something much bigger started penetrating my ass. I was puzzled since Doc had the biggest cock in the group and he had already fucked me. I felt a sharp pain, then the object slipped in deep. It was huge.

"What in hell is that?" I asked.

"It's Trevor's fist and half his arm," Donald said.

"Oh shit."

"Do you want us to stop?" Trevor asked.

"It's okay. Just take it easy," I said. David began to moan. I had him firmly under control and I could feel cum shooting. His ass contracted with every ejaculation. I pulled out. Trevor pulled out too. I felt like a wet dishrag.

"Have you ever been fisted before?" Trevor asked.

"Nope. This is a first," I said.

"Are you okay?"

"Yep. You did it well," I replied.

Trevor was silent. "Do you think you could let me do it again?" he asked. "It was really exciting."

"It's too much," Doc said. "Catfish has been a really good sport. We shouldn't take advantage of him." David had snuggled up to me as had the twins. I was feeling mellow and relaxed.

"If you let me catch my breath, I'll do it again," I said. "I'm kind of confused now. I'm not sure what I was feeling."

We all had a beer or two and calmed down. I drank as someone sucked my cock. I would lick a cock or two between swigs. Wally was getting it on with one of the twins and Rudy bent over the bed, sipping beer as Doc fucked him. It was a nice relaxing period of casual sex between friends.

The phone rang. David answered it. He spoke for a while and then pressed the hold button. "It's Santa. He'd like to come over. He just got off duty. Is it okay with you guys?"

"I take it he's with the program?" Doc asked.

"He's a 100% sex pig," Rudy answered. "A nice guy too."

"Well tell him what we are doing and make sure he knows what he's getting into," Doc said.

"Well Santa, how does a Christmas Even orgy sound to you?" David asked. We could hear Santa saying "Hot Damn" in the room. They told him to come over. Fifteen minutes later Santa was at the door. He entered the room, looked around at the naked men and stripped with incredible speed. He was heavily padded and had been sweating like a pig. He took a shower and joined us on the bed.

Santa was a good 6'-3" and was well above 240 pounds, most of it muscles. He was bald with a massive and flamboyant white beard. His body was furry too. He was a classic polar bear. He had a meaty, uncut cock. Santa's real name was Ed and he was a retired Master Sargent in the Marines. David and Rudy never used his real name just in case they made a slip in public.

It was clear he had played with Davis and Rudy. The other men were new to him, but Santa wasn't the shy type.

Next: Chapter 2


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