CHAPTER THIRTY - Me and You
EDDIE - Ah, what a beautiful mornin' - nice and bright, nice and warm, sounds like a good time to crash on the patio - which I did. I was feelin' like I wanted to get good and sexy, so I slipped on the tee-shirt and trunks which were part of that Robin costume the boss-man picked up a couple of months back. Sure it reminded me of that awful stuff we got into with bar-owners and that kind of thing, but it's over and I wanted to wear these things on a beautiful day like this one to blot that other memory out, so I did.
The boss-man calls out to me, "hey, Eddie. Eddie, check this out. I've been readin' this book all about mind over matter - you can change anything if ya put yer mind to it." He takes out a pair of handcuffs and says, "hey, check this out - cuff me." I had to laugh. I was sittin' on a lawn chair, one leg danglin' over each side of it. The sun was shinin' on them and that heat felt so good. I got a pretty good tan, anyway, but it never hurts to keep it up. So, as I stood up, I swung one leg over and the boss-man could see the crotch of my trunks. I stood up, spread the gams, hands right on my hips. I says to this guy, I says, "woah, what is this, some kind of game, or somethin', where you're a crook and I'm big bad sex cop?" Right then and there, he grabs the neck of my tee-shirt, pulls my body right up against his, squints his eyes, grits his teeth and whispers, "oh, my boy, you already are big bad sex cop". He puts his hands on my bi-ceps, slidin' his fingers inside my tight, short sleeves - my tight, green, smooth, silky short sleeves and caresses my bi-ceps inside them, his fingers being just as smooth and silky as my sleeves. Kissin' me every other word, it was like this, it was: "you are the biggest" (KISS), "baddest" (KISS), "sexiest cop I ever knew" and then he squeezes my bi-ceps and the two of us share this long, wet, passionate kiss, tongues circling each other. Aw, man, I really felt the adrenaline inside me, like a really nice warm feelin' in my bones, my cock gettin' so hard I thought it was gonna burst. I thought I was gonna burst. Aw, Mike looked so cute when he smiled, and he was smilin' just like a little boy when he was goin' on about the book he was readin'. Holdin' that kiss, that warm, strong embrace, as if our lives depended on it, we walked into the livin' room, found some space on the floor, and we sank slowly down onto the carpet, the smooth, thick, shag carpet that it felt real good against my legs. Ya know what else felt good was when Mike took one hand outta my sleeve and ran it down my body, feelin' up my whole side, passin' right through my crotch, and then down my leg, caressin', squeezin', kissin', lickin' - aw, he was doin' everything. He goes back up to my trunks, rubbin' them, stickin' his fingers between the cuffs of my trunks and my legs themselves. He made me laugh when he pulled a pun, "I'm rubbin' the boy wonder". This was paradise, I felt like I was on a beach in Hawaii, only one thing left to make this a perfect day. I wanted him inside me. I rolled over, askin' him to do it.
But I'm afraid that had to wait, we heard some rumblin's from down the hall that were pretty disturbin'. Eddie popped up and says, "ya hear somethin'?" I didn't at first, jokin' that maybe that was my heartbeat. "Naw, I'm serious. There's somethin' goin' on down the hall. We better check it out." He was sittin' up with his arms outstretched to support himself and his legs were spread eagle. I sure as shootin' didn't want NOTHIN' to innerfere with that! But we are protectors of law and order, so yeah, a crisis comes first, before we do.
Eddie sprints up and says we gotta check this out. I look at him, still in tee-shirt and his trunks and suggest he change into somethin'. He didn't think there was time, "naw, we gotta get over there right away", and the two of us ran out. We went down the hall listenin' for the disturbance and we found it. Three apartments down there was what sounded like a break-in. The door was open slightly and there was a ruckus inside. It sounded like two guys holdin' the tenants hostage, robbin' 'em. I took a peek in the door, Eddie right behind me, pressed up against the wall outside. I turned to him and we nodded to each other, like sayin' "go for it" and we ran in. Sure as shootin', there was a guy holdin' a knife on this guy and his dame. They weren't tied or nothin', but that knife was enough. He saw the two of us and before he knew it, we was on top of him, gettin' that thing outta his hands. Eddie screams at the couple to get out while they can. The dame starts whinin' for some weird reason, sayin' she's got issues with the two of us just bargin' in. I tell her to shut up and get out and we'll tell 'em when it's safe to get back. Good thing I had the handcuffs I was gonna use on my mind over matter schtick, 'cuz I slapped them right on this thug, forcin' him to stay there while we called the cops. Eddie and I both stood facin' him, grinnin', sayin' stuff like, "you ain't so slick after all, are ya!" He looked up at us and said, "you ain't neither". "What the hell ya talkin' about." Then we felt it - right in the back, the familiar feelin' of a piece of lead. "Hands up, Superman".
I cringed at the thought of what I faced. I sighed, "aw, holy sheep-dip". I look at Eddie who also has his hands up and he looks at me, tightens his lip and nods in resignation. The voice of lead muttered, "take the cuffs off my guy - you're gonna take his place." I walked over and undid him and he busts me one right in the chops. I fall back a bit, then I'm shoved by the guy with the gun. Then I see he points the gun at Eddie and orders him to cuff ME! Bein' the good boy he is, he snarls at the pistol packer, "not on your life"
EDDIE - He wanted me to cuff the boss-man, which I didn't wanna do and I said, "not on your life" which was met with BAM! He belts me right in the face with the butt of his gun. I go flyin' back and then SLAM, this guy's foot slams right into my kidneys, it feels like. I'm almost goin' all fetal. This guy's ready for more - he steps over me and WHAM, same thing on the other side. I'm screamin', cryin', not sure what to grab, even coughin' up a little.
Aw, geez, it broke my heart to see this kid really gettin' it. The thugs pick him up and throw him down next to me, then they go about tyin' us up. Me first, hands behind the back, and all. He pulls it kinda tight and my hands are hurtin', boy I tell you! It felt like they were gonna come off, ya know? Then he does the same thing to Eddie.
EDDIE - So then he ties my hands behind my back. First he yanks my arms as far back as they'll go, even further. When he's tyin' me up, he sticks his foot in my back tryin' to get a tighter knot. Aw, man, I'm seein' stars with this. My mouth is wide open, nothin' comin' out - how can it. I'm hurtin' so bad I can't even make a sound. Thug life looks me up and down and says, "all right, we got the pretty boy's face, kicked him around a little, almost broke his arms, nice work. Nice little panties you're wearin' there, kid. Good legs, too." The thugs look at each other, "yeah, real nice legs, a shame this is gonna happen." They start lickin' my thighs. They stuck their tongues in between the cuffs of my trunks and I was goin' off the wall. One guy was feelin' me, the other was lickin' me - they traded off and on. "Cum for me, boy", they'd say. These guys were gonna get it for sure. "Aw, what's the matter, hero-boy, ain't ya gettin' turned on? Dontcha want it?" I snarl, "not in a million years". There's only one man in the world who can do it for me, and he was sittin' next to me, tied up. "All right, you bitch, I got other ways to make you moan".
I couldn't believe what was next - they took out this thing they use in karate, that stick with the chain in the middle. They taunt him with it, rubbin' his legs with it, tapping them a little. They even rubbed and tapped his crotch. Oh, I didn't even wanna go there. They're not gonna break my boy's balls with that thing. "Gonna get you all nice and bruised, kid". The poor boy is petrified. Oh, God, I hated to see him go through that. And all because he didn't wanna do nothin' to me. This boy is golden. He'll put up with anything as long as he knows it's the right thing to do. God bless this kid. Anyway, the thug is swingin' that thing with the chain, and then BAM, right on top of the thighs. Then his knee caps. He lets out this scream, oh my God this was sad. No boy that young deserved what he was gettin'.
EDDIE - This was really killin' me. I tried to crawl away, I couldn't take this no more, then they started beatin' my shins. The boss-man tried to throw himself in front of me to ward off some of this, but he gets pushed away and I end up takin' most of the heat. "That's what ya get for sayin' no to me, ya punk. I didn't wanna hurt ya, but I'm kinda glad I did." The two of them laugh. I couldn't move my legs at all, they felt like they was broke. This one starts fondlin' them and I was ready to jump through the roof. One thug put a gun right up to Mike's face and the other was gonna do me. He started fingerin' my trunks. If I said "get off", that woulda been the end of me, I was sure. Then he lowers my trunks and starts playin' with my cock. His grubby hands were goin' up and down on it, tryin' to turn me on, but I was just gettin' riled up. But then, without him knowin', my crawlin' away kinda gave me some slack on the ropes. I felt my hands gettin' kinda loose, ya know, so I pretended I was still tied up pretty tight. I slid one of my hands outta the rope and did it real slow, formin' a fist, 'cuz, hoo-boy, this one was askin' for it and I always give these guys what they're askin' for. He starts suckin' me off, too. I thought, "holy cripe, this is the livin' end", but it wasn't in a good way, this was rock bottom. "Ya gonna cum for me, boy? Is that it? Is this gettin' ya off, huh, pretty boy?" I said, "uh, no, but this is!" One hand gets loose and I belt this mo-fo right in the face.
Ah, he was beautiful, sending that guy almost flyin'. "Holy right hook!", I shout out, "nice goin' kid!" I'm gettin' my stuff untied, too, I wanna join in on this fight. This one's gonna be fun. So we're wailin' on this guy, then the other one starts shootin', but we're goin' all over the place, so nothin's hittin' us, but a bullet did ricochet and hit me in the forearm just as I took a swing, but I didn't care. The pain made me even madder and I was really goin' to town on this one. Then me and Eddie each grab one of the thugs, nod to each other, then slam them into each other, their heads buttin', sendin' them to the ground. We rope 'em up, and that takes care of that. We call the cops, they come and get these thugs and then our injuries sink in. I grab my bleedin' forearm, Eddie's legs buckle, we both weaken and sink to the ground.
EDDIE - After everything, we just fell out and into each other's arms, of course, only way to do it. Anyways, Mike sees bruises and cuts on my legs from that beatin' I just took and started rubbin' 'em gently, cooin' "aw, you poor kid, I wish I could kiss your pain away." "Ya never know unless ya try", I said, and Mike just went for it. His soft, moist tongue going up and down on my legs, oh, that felt like a ray of sunshine. His hands on my legs as he's lickin' 'em, suddenly I felt nothin' but sweet rapture, I forgot all about bein' beaten for a minute, while he was on me. I started to moan, he asks, "am I hurtin' ya?" "No way, just the opposite. Oh, don't stop." He then was softly, gently strokin' my thighs, then he went inside the cuff of my trunks, gently softly strokin' that area, then strokin' my cock inside. The trunks were slidin' down, I felt a cool breeze of cool air on my region as his hand went up and down on it, then he went up and down on it, lickin' it, kissin' it, down on it, around it, up and down, back and forth, his warm, moist, silky tongue, his warm breath, his soft, warm silky lips. Aw, man, I was tremblin', I was quakin', moanin', aw, I couldn't take it anymore and I wanted more. I was pantin', moanin'. "Aw, God, oh, my love, Mike, oh do it to me, do it...", then, it started to throb. My arms were spread out on the carpet as I lay there bein' serviced, and I was poundin' the floor, contractin', archin' my back and that kinda thing. "Oh, GOD, this is it, I'm comin', I'm comin', I - - I - - OW! AHHHHHH! " I sprayed a bit in his mouth and then he took his mouth off and the stream just flew. Mike was amazed. He never saw me shoot like that in his life. I loved it. It felt fan-freakin'-tastic. I screamed as I felt it run its course inside me on the way out. Mike always knew what he was doin', but he really outdid himself this time. As I caught my breath, I moaned a little, I laughed a little, Holy Jesus did that do me in. I loved it. I screamed out, "aw, God, you're the best, Mike, the best!" Mike rested his head on my chest and continued to stroke me. Holy afterglow. Me and Mike were really trashed after that one. HOO-BOY did that do it! "You're a total superhero. You did good today. I love you, Eddie. I love you with all my heart, my soul. You're everything to me. You're my life. You're my reason for livin'. Without you I ain't got nothin'. " I picked his head up and looked at him and pretty much told 'im the same thing, but added, "I learned about bein' a hero from the best. It's standin' at your side facin' the bad guys is what gets me up. I look at you standin' next to me and see the courage, determination, the grit, those incredible muscles, that look on your face that says don't mess with the bull, ya get the horns. I love bein' macho for you. I only do it for you, ya know that. I love bein' your Boy Friday, your Robin, your right hand. Ya got a pretty good left hand, there, too, ya know" And that made him laugh, which also got me laughin'. Then he gets up, picks me up, carries me in his arms and says, lookin' at my gams, "hey there crazy legs, I ain't even had breakfast yet." "Funny, I thought ya did just now" "Cute, kid - anyways, how's about some breakfast in bed. Let's you and me take the rest of the day off, the bad guys can wait." I scrunched up and kissed him, "you got yerself a deal, there - - BOSS-MAN!"