Dumb Hung Quarterback

By Ben Russ

Published on Jun 20, 2023

Gay

CHAPTER 1: Road Game

My senior year was right around the corner, and this was going to be our best one yet. I just turned 18, and was the star of my high school's football team. I played quarterback and we were one of the best teams in the state. I was already on the short list for the "Mr. Football," an award that goes to the best player in the state at the end of the year. And thank god I was really good at football, because let's just say I wasn't the smartest person in my school. I barely got by in my classes, or at least that's how it felt. Somehow I always passed with really good grades...

I spent most of my time when I wasn't in school or at practice in the gym. I took a lot of pride in my body. I had worked hard enough to get an 8 pack of abs, and pecs that stuck way out over my stomach. My arms filled every shirt I owned to the point of almost bursting through the sleeves. My body was perfected solely for the purpose of being the best football player in the state. Unfortunately, one other part of my body was perfected as well: my massive 10 inch cock.

I say unfortunately because my 10 inch monster was a curse. It was so big and so massive that it was always getting me into bad situations. Especially with my best friends and teammates. Through no fault of their own, they always seemed to end up with my huge cock shoved deep down their throats, or in the absolute worst and most embarrassing situations, deep inside their tight assholes.

My best friend is Parker. He is the kicker on the team, but he's not your average kicker. Most kickers are twigs with little to no muscle and can barely lift any weight. Parker is different. He works out every day with me. We go to the gym together. Parker is ripped but a lot slimmer than me, except in one place. Parker has a huge ass. It's a perfect bubble. He constantly wears tight shorts or pants that really show off how big his ass is. If I didn't know any better, I would say he was actually trying to show it off.

Parker is also gay. I don't quite understand it, but hey he's never tried to turn me gay, or make me do any gay stuff with him, so it's not a big deal at all. He's told me so many times that I'm not his type, so that's why I feel absolutely terrible that he seems to be the person my jumbo 10 inch cock gets shoved inside more than anyone. He's also the first person it's ever happened to, and ever since then I just can't stop it from happening. It's the worst!


About a year ago we were about to head to our first road game of the season. Everyone was so excited to get on the bus, travel for about two hours, and then get off the bus and kick some ass on the field. So imagine how pissed we all were when the driver pulled up in a large van. It literally only had seating for 20 people! Coach was fuming. He yelled at the driver and tried calling the principal of the school. But in the end, it was our only option. All of us big huge jocks had to pile into a single van.

For all of us to fit into the van, the bigger guys like me sat on the seats, and the smaller guys filled in on our laps, on the floor and pretty much anywhere else they could fit. It only seemed natural that Parker would sit on my lap. We are bros!

"Sorry Nolan, looks like your lap is my seat." Parker laughed as he informed me of our wild predicament. Parker stepped up into the van and sat directly on the middle of my lap. My monster cock was immediately suffocated by his big muscle ass. Almost instantly I started getting uncomfortable.

"Dude, your ass is too big, my dick can't breathe!" I whispered into Parker's ear.

"Don't make it weird, Nolan. You think i'm enjoying this?" Parker sneered back at me. The worst part wasn't the suffocation though. It was how hot he was making my lap. It was starting to make me sweat! I wanted to push him off, but I knew that in order for the entire team to fit in the van, he had to stay pressed against my lap. There was no room to move, so I just had to stay uncomfortable until we got to the game. But we were still two hours out.

I had just started to get comfortable, or at least stopped noticing how much my horse cock was being smothered by my best friend's ass, when we turned down a country road that clearly had not been taken care of recently. The bumps and potholes were everywhere. Every single time the van would hit a pothole or a bump, Parker's gigantic ass would bounce up and then back down onto my lap, and more importantly, my big cock. The constant bouncing started to really affect my cock. I guess the movement, and pressure caused some sort of reaction in me. I know its crazy, but his giant ass bouncing up and down on my massive cock actually started making it get hard.

I couldn't believe it, all ten inches started growing and stiffening. It made no sense! Like why would my best bros fat ass bouncing on my big cock cause me to get rock hard? At that point I was just hoping that Parker didn't notice. It would have been so embarrassing if he knew that I was getting hard during this entire awkward situation. It was all the more awkward because I was wearing my thinnest pair of shorts without any underwear under them. I always loved wearing them on the way to the games cause it usually got warm and stuffy on the bus and underwear would just add to it. This trip gave warm and stuffy a whole new meaning though. I was just hoping that the ultra thin fabric was enough to hide my gigantic raging boner from my best friend.

As we continued down that really bumpy road, Parker's ass continued to grind and bounce on my cock. Despite my shorts being barely even there, the fabric started to rub against my throbbing cock. I started to get really nervous that the shorts would chafe my jumbo hard - on right before the big game. That would have been terrible! Who knows how bad I would have played. So I made the decision that I just had to pull my big huge horse cock out. I had no other choice.

"Dude Im so sorry, I have to pull my massive dong out of my shorts. It's gonna get a rash if I don't let it breathe" I whispered to Parker, not wanting to make a scene. Parker glanced back at my lap. Parker glanced back for what seemed like a half a second. He barely acknowledged that my giant cock was now fully out of my shorts.

"Okay dude whatever makes you comfortable" Parker quietly replied. He was starting to turn a little red. He must have been getting warm in the crowded van too. The more I thought about it, the more I realized that releasing my horse cock from my shorts only solved half the problem. My hard tool was still rubbing against fabric. But now it was the fabric of Parker's tight shorts. They were barely containing his muscle ass, but every time the van bounced, my cock was rubbing up and down the fabric in the crease of the shorts. That would lead to hard core chafing in no time! I knew I had to take drastic measures.

"Hey dude, I have something really embarrassing to ask you." I whimpered into Parker's ear, "Can you pull your shorts down past your ass? The fabric is gonna chafe my dick if you don't." Parker glanced back at me, took one look at my cock, and then looked straight forward. I felt so bad. I was putting my best gay buddy in an absolutely terrible situation. He must have been so mad. He was such a good friend though, not making a big deal out of it. And of course he did what only a best buddy would do, he pulled his shorts down.

Right as Parker was pulling his shorts down, the van hit a giant pothole. Parker's entire body bounced up in the air and forward. When this happened, Parker's entire naked muscle ass was revealed to me. He was leaning forward so I could see his entire ass crack and even his tight little smooth pink hole. I could not believe everything I was seeing. My giant cock throbbed when I saw this and pointed straight upward. His little hole puckered at me just before his ass came crashing back down onto my lap. Thankfully I was able to move my towering cock out of the way just before it would have forced its way into Parker's tight muscle hole.

The skin on skin contact relieved my chafing issue for a few minutes. But the bumps just seemed to keep coming. And the constant moving started creating friction between my enormous cock and the smooth skin of Parker's ass. My cock just couldn't escape my best friend's big huge muscle ass. I couldn't believe that I was still having the same problem. I knew that I needed to think of a solution fast, or the first game of the season was going to be ruined. I needed to figure out what would make it so there would be less rubbing. Then it hit me. I had some massage oil in my backpack. The only problem was my backpack was on the floor right under Parker.

"Parker, dude, can you reach down into my backpack and grab my massage oil?" I asked.

"Dude why do you need your massage oil?" Parker retorted. He sounded almost nervous.

" Your ass is too big. My dick keeps rubbing against it, and there's nowhere else for me to move it." I whispered, not wanting to make a big deal out of it. Without saying another word. Parker reached down below his legs, and pulled out my bottle of massage oil. Parker then twisted his ripped upper body around, opened the bottle, and poured a healthy amount of oil directly onto my cock.

"There, that should be enough to keep you from crying the rest of the way there!" Parker spoke quietly with a grin. The oil covered my cock completely. There was absolutely no chance that I was gonna have any issues with chafing for the rest of the ride. I decided to sit back and just enjoy the ride, or at least enjoy it as much as I could with my best friend sitting on my lap. Unfortunately, my cock stayed rock hard, no matter how much I tried to make it go soft, it just refused. And these roads were not helping, I don't think there was a single smooth road the entire way.

Even though the oil was really helping with the rubbing, it was not helping me keep my cock away from Parker's crack. I tried my hardest to move it to the side so that it wasn't snaking down Parker's massive ass crack every time we moved, but his jumbo ass just would not let my monster cock escape. No matter how hard I tried to move it to the side, each bump would cause his voluminous cheeks to shove it back towards the middle. All the effort to try and move it was no use. I was just going to have to hope for the best.

Unfortunately, then it happened. The van hit a particularly large pothole. Parker's entire body shot straight up in the air. Then, as if I was watching a slow motion train wreck, his voluptuous ass fell straight down onto my gigantic cock, and in a moment of stupidity, I did not move it out of the way fast enough. My horse cock managed to find the most unfortunate landing spot, directly into Parker's tight little ass hole. Parker's tiny hole managed to swallow my entire cock without much resistance, and within a half a second all ten inches were buried deep inside my best friend's ass. The oil made my cock so slick that there was literally no resistance at all. What a freak accident!

Parker instinctively covered his mouth, I'm sure to cover an angry scream. He clearly didn't want to embarrass me. "I'm so sorry bro." I whispered into his ear, "I'm such an idiot, I cannot believe I managed to get my jumbo dick shoved deep inside you ass bro." Parker started bouncing up and down, the road must have been much bumpier than I could tell.

Parker turned his head and whispered back "Fuck dude, what should we do?" I could barely form a sentence at this point. I was so embarrassed. I knew Parker was never going to look at me the same way again. How could he? "Maybe we should just pretend like nothing is wrong. Ill just sit here and try to stay quiet until we can move and I can get up off your cock." Parker murmured under his breath. Luckily for us, most of the van was fast asleep at this time. I turned to look around and both guys next to us were fast asleep. As long as Parker and I stayed quiet, we would be fine. Well as fine as we could be with my mammoth cock submerged inside my best friend's muscle ass.

Parker's bouncing continued as we traveled down the road. I felt so bad for him because my cock kept desperately forcing its way deeper and deeper inside his ass. All the while Parker was letting out muffled moans, like the shock of the horrible situation had overtaken him. Parker was whispering things like "oh fuck", "such a huge fucking cock," "its really stretching me," "fuck its so deep," and many other things. He clearly was in so much pain and disgust from my gigantic cock lodging itself deep inside his tight little jock hole. And the worst part was that there was nothing I could even dream of doing about it.

The worst part of all of this was that being stuffed inside my best buds tight asshole made my giant cock get harder and harder. It was basically throbbing inside Parker's hole. It made it more and more difficult to act like nothing was happening. The entire time I was trying my hardest to keep quiet, and Parker was doing the same, but whenever we hit a bigger bump, and Parker's hips started grinding against me, both of us would let out muffled moans. It was only natural.

I could feel my cock getting closer and closer to cumming, I was trying my hardest to stop it, but my best friend's hole was just so perfect and so tight against my massive cock. It was like there was no escaping it.

Parker was getting really red in the face, probably from embarrassment, so I decided to try and comfort him. "Oh my FUCKING god dude we just have to make sure no one notices for like 10 more minutes. FUCK I'm so sorry man, my horse cock is just too big. I know it feels terrible and you want it out of your hole. As soon as we get there you FUCKING can jump off it and Ill pull my pants up really quick. No one will even mmm notice, other than my monster boner inside my tight thin shorts FUCKKK!" I softly breathed these words directly into my best bud's ear so my sleeping teammates wouldn't wake up and hear.

At this point Parker must have been bouncing up and down out of sheer momentum because he kept going even when the van was stopped at a light. Each time he would bottom out but my cock felt like I was stretching all the way into his ripped abs. His big muscular cheeks would jiggle every time that he would come crashing down me. I could not believe the scene that was happening right on my lap without anyone else even knowing. This was the biggest misunderstanding I had ever seen. Parker kept riding me for what could have been hours, my mind was in a haze.

As we were getting close, the driver slammed on his breaks to avoid what sounded like a deer crossing the road. Parker's entire body went flying forward and completely removed itself from my cock. I looked up and saw Parker's tight pink hole flying through the air. I could see little drops of precum dripping out. Once we were at the stop, Parker landed back on my lap but this time my monster cock was pressed against my thigh under his muscular ass. My massive cock head was peaking out towards everyone else in the van. Terrified that someone else was going to see my horsecock sticking out and get the completely wrong idea, I grabbed it and shoved it back inside Parker's tight little asshole.

This caught Parker by complete surprise, and his hand immediately covered his mouth. I could hear what sounded like him moaning "OH FUCK YES" into his hand, but i must have misunderstood. I decided that I needed to make it seem like everything what normal, so I instinctively started bucking my hips into his ass to simulate the bumps that were happening just moments earlier.

At that point I just kept going and going. I couldn't stop. I needed everyone to know that this was casual and nothing was happening. The only way to do that was to pound my best friend's tight ass hole until we got to the game. Parker clearly had the same idea because he started bouncing in unison with my hips. Sweat started dripping from my nose down into Parker's ass crack, and added more lubrication. Each thrust was met with a muffled, hand covered moan from Parker. I just felt so bad that he drew the short straw and was having to deal with my gigantic cock stretching out his tight hole and hitting his prostate.

We were pulling into the parking lot of our rival school, and I knew I just had to keep this charade up for a few more minutes. But then it hit me. I was about to cum. If I could just hold it in until we were parked and everyone was getting off the bus, then I would be fine. My monster had other thoughts though. As I continued to thrust up and down, simulating the bumps we were hitting, my cock stretched further and further inside Parker's hole. The friction of his tight ass was becoming too much, and I could not hold it much longer.

"Fuck dude, I'm so sorry." I whispered, and just then I released shot after shot of thick quarterback cum deep inside my best bud's massive muscle ass. My cock unloaded what seemed like gallons and gallons of cum all the way inside Parker. Every spasm of my monster cock released hot seed into my best friend. It was so much that it started leaking out the second I started to go soft. As we pulled into the parking spot, My cock fell out of Parker's tight hole and Parker quickly pulled his shorts up to his waist. I was in complete shock.

I couldn't believe what had just happened. All one big misunderstanding. Thankfully, it did not seem like anyone else had noticed. Everyone began piling out of the car, and Parker quickly jumped off my lap. As Parker stepped out of the van, I could see a steady stream of warm white cum running down Parker's leg and down onto the ground. I was such an idiot. How could I do that to my best friend? I needed him to know that it was all a huge accident and I felt terrible.

I ran up to Parker, who was slowly walking towards the locker room next to the field. "I am so embarrassed, Park. That was such a huge accident. I am so sorry, bud."

Parker, being the the most awesome best friend anyone could ever ask for, put his finger up to my lips, smiled, and said "Bro don't worry about it. At least we know what we have to do if we ever get stuck like that again."


I want to give a huge shout out to Elmara for all his help in putting this together. I could not have written this story without his help. This story was also heavily inspired by Elmara's "Dumb Jock Roommate" which is probably my favorite story of all time.

I plan on making this a series with many chapters all about how dumb and hot Nolan is. If anyone has any suggestions, I would love to hear them! Feel free to contact me via email or message me on my discord @ .kamm01

Next: Chapter 2


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