Evan Chapter 5
Evan
The FifthChapter
By
RettaMichaels
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Evan
Chapter Five:
When we were finished eating, Evan and I went back to the bungalow. He'd never been to the hotel, so he was rather impressed hearing the list who'd stayed at ours.
“Do you think someone famous is staying here in another one?”
“Probably, or maybe it's someone who might be famous one day.”
“That'd be neat.” he said.
We went in and he took a look around. “Would you like to sit in the jacuzzi?”
“I don't have any trunks.”
“I don't either. I'm not asking to make love, I'm asking if you'd like to sit and relax.”
He looked surprised and said, “Ok, I'm sorry. My first thought was being afraid you'd see me naked, but then I realized we'd see each other naked a lot.”
“You don't have to if you don't want.”
“No, I want to. It's just I wasn't expecting to be surprised.”
“Ok, let's go in here and sit on the sofa.”
“Den, let's get in the hot tub.”
He went over and had his shirt off before I could say anything further.
I stood there and he turned. “What's wrong?”
“Ev, come here.”
“What did I do?”
“This isn't the locker room, this is the beginning of our relationship. I'm not one of the fellas, but your lover. I undress you and you undress me. It's more romantic that way.”
“Oh man, I'm messing it all up.”
“Shh” I said putting my finger over his lips. I kissed him and said, “Now, am I complaining?”
“No.”
“Good, now, I'm going to undo your pants and then, I'll take your shoes off. Stand there and I'll be back up.”
He smiled and his cute dimples showed.
I kissed his neck and then nibbled my way down across his chest and abdomen.
“I thought we weren't making love?”
“We're not.”
“Then you better stop because I'm already hard.”
“Good.”
I kissed my way across his chest and then tongued my way across his stomach. I undid his pants and then unzipped his zipper.
My mouth reached his belly button and I kissed it lightly. I trailed my tongue on down to his waistband and then pulled is pants and briefs down in on fluid motion.
I kissed my way over to his hip and then down his leg. As I did so, I untied his shoes and kissed his left thigh as I lifted his right leg.
“I'm going to fall.”
“I've got you.”
I took his shoe off and then his sock. I kissed my way up and kissed my way up and across his abdomen When I reached the middle, I had to move his shaft out of the way. My touching him, caused him to take a sudden intake of breath.
I kissed my way down his right hip and as I kissed down his thigh, I lifted his left leg.
He had better balance and I got his shoe and sock off rather easy.
As I kissed my way up, I moved toward the middle of his parted thighs and when I got to his sack, I licked up and then on up his shaft.
I stood up and then kissed him deeply.
“Oh man, that's awesome.”
“Yeah, I've always fantasized about doing that with someone. I'm glad it was you.”
“You've never done that before!”
“Nope. You're the first.”
“Well, you did it gooood.”
“Thanks”
“Den, I'm nervous.”
“I know”
“I don't know what to do.”
“Follow my lead and just do what comes naturally.”
“I didn't have my shirt on.”
“Good thing I stopped you, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten to take anything off.”
His hands went up my sides and got to the button at my collar.
“Undo my tie first.”
“I'm afraid of choking you.”
“Ok, here, I'll show you how to do it.”
I undid my tie tack. Then, I pulled the back out of my shirt and showed him how to pull it loose.
“If you undo it that way, it will always come undone without a lot of wrinkles.”
“Ok”
I undid the collar buttons and slipped my tie over my head. I threw it over to the side chair and then undid my top button.
“Ok, all it is now is undoing buttons.”
He stared intently at my buttons and the second one down, I lifted his chin with my finger and kissed him.
“Ev, don't be afraid. You're beautiful.”
“You sure we're not going to make love?”
“I'm sure. I want us to get used to each other first.”
“Ok, I guess I am just so afraid.”
“Don't be.”
He leaned forward and kissed me gently. As he did so, his hands unfastened my buttons. My hands caressed his sides as he did so. His kiss became more passionate.
When my shirt was undone, I broke the kiss and said, “Ok, here's how you do cuff links. A lot of shirts don't have them, but when I was young, my grandpa told me a nice shirt had them. Since then, I have always insisted on my shirts to have them.
Back here is the clasp. All you do is turn this and it pulls through.”
“Cool.”
He looked at the link and said, “Are those real diamonds?”
“Yeah.”
“Man!”
“Take a look at the back. They came from Van Cleif. One way to tell if they're real diamonds is to look at the jeweler who make it.”
“They had to cost a fortune!”
“I'll let you in on a secret. The cheapest way in the world to buy diamonds is men's cuff links on eBay. These puppies are half carat stones and five per link. How much do you think they cost?”
“Five thousand?”
“You got the five right, but the thousand was way off. Two hundred and twenty five dollars.”
“What!”
“Yeah, ten half carat stones and gold settings for that. Who would've thought it?”
“Man!”
“I'll get you some. You'll look like you dress like a million dollars and don't cost all that much.”
“Did your tie tack come off ebay?”
“No, it came from grandpa. My dad got his cuff links before my grandma could get them for me.”
“He took them?”
“Off his corpse. Yeah. My grandma wanted him to look nice in the casket, but then she wanted me to have everything. The tie bar I wear sometimes up here and my nape came from him. The tie tack, this ring here, and the chain over there on my vest.”
“You took your vest and jacket off!”
“Yeah, it was too hot looking at you.”
He smiled and said, “You really think I'm good looking?”
“My God, you have to ask? I think your eyes are gorgeous. Your nose I love. Your lips...oh man, they're so kissable. Your chin. I'm not sure because it's allowing me to kiss you right over to your ear.......”
“My dad said it came from his daddy.”
“Well, I think it's amazing. Your skin is so soft and I don't feel stubble at all.”
“I don't shave that often.”
“Lucky you.”
I came out of my shirt and then undid my belt.
“You're getting undressed!”
“You're going to help. I'm just speeding things along because if I don't get to hold you soon, I'm going to explode.”
He giggled. “You really think I'm worth it?”
“Ev, you're way more than worth it. It's I who feels inadequate next to you.”
“Oh bull!”
“Really! Look at you. Look at me. I see perfection wherever I look on you and when I look in the mirror, I see the broken nose my dad gave me when I was fourteen. The scar above my eye when I was six. The big ears and the lopsided grin and this eyelid which just droops.”
“I think you're hot.”
“I was today. It must have been a thousand degrees in this suit.”
“Shh”, he said kissing me. He lifted my muscle shirt up and over my head.”
“Man! You're muscles.”
“I work out when I'm in places like this.”
“I can tell.”
“We'll probably work out together when we're in hotels.”
“Mom said she was going to put you a room together at the house.”
“Yeah, I've got to get that equipment It looks like we'll be buying new.”
“Why?”
“If I can't get it out of the house, then I'll have to buy some.”
“Ok, we'll go together. You want to work out with me?”
“Sure babe. It's not real hard.”
“Good, because I've never done it.”
“Why not?”
“I kept looking at guys and would get hard. So, I left the room real fast.”
“Ok, well it's ok if you get hard when we work out.”
“I'm hard now!”
“I know and so am I.”
“Oh, I'm sorry, let me get those pants off you.”
“Hang on. Let me get them off and we'll get into the hot tub.”
“Nope! You took mine off, I take yours off.”
“Ok.”
He hugged me close and then began kissing me again. As he did, his hands roamed all over my sides and back. Mine caressed him and then he kissed over to my ear. He licked, nibbled, and sucked and grazed his way on down my neck.
When he reached my collar bone, he kissed it and began licking. He went down my chest until he reached my nip. He took it in his mouth and sucked gently.
“Oh man.”
“You like?”
“Oh yeah. It was like lightening bolts went off. I had no idea they were so sensitive.”
“Really!”
“Yeah.”
He kissed his way across my chest to the other one and then did the same thing. The sensations were so extreme, my legs nearly buckled.
“Ungh”
“Good?”
“Man!”
“I'm glad to know that. From now on, I know what turns you on.”
“I'll be sure to let you know. That was surprising.”
His hands caressed my side and he began licking his way across my stomach. When he got to my belly button, he tongued his way around it and inside. The sensation seemed ten times as powerful as my nips.
“Ieeee”
“What!”
“Man, that was like ten times as powerful as my nips.”
“Really!”
“Yeah, it was incredible. Who would have thought it?”
He kissed on down my lower abs and then took my boxers down.
“You're wet!”
“I imagine. I leak when I'm turned on. With what you're doing, it's probably like a faucet.”
“I've never seen that before”
He didn't waste any time. He kissed the tip and licked it.
“Babe, sheesh!”
He didn't stop. He took the tip on in and my knees went weak.
“Honey!”
He looked up and said, “It's big.”
“You're not supposed to be doing that!”
“Shh. I'm doing it the way I want.”
“Man!”
He took it on in his mouth and I immediately saw stars. The sensation was incredible.
“Ev!”
“Mmmm”
The vibrations he sent through me was just driving me insane. The sensation of the suction. The warmth, the feelings I felt for him. His hands pulling me to him and caressing my ass. Were all just way into overload. Nothing I had felt with my own hand felt anything like this.”
He came back up and said, “I need to get you into that hot tub. If I don't, we're going to make love.”
“You telling me!”
He laughed and said, “Was it good?”
“Good! I've never felt anything like it. My word!”
He stood up and said, “I'm sorry about not getting your pants and shoes off.”
“No problem. I'm going to be naked in a second.”
I began taking clothes off at a frantic pace. The shoes which had cost so much were thought as a detriment to my being nude.
As soon as I was naked, I turned around and he was stepping into the hot tub.
“Hang on a second and I'll turn it on.”
“You've already gotten me turned on.” he said with a smile.
“You've got me turned on too.”
I flipped the switch and the water began swirling. He said, “Ahh, this is nice.”
“I told ya. It's interesting how a hot day can be quenched with hot swirling water.”
“And a good man.”
I laughed and said, “That too. I'm glad I got one. You'll have to find your own.”
He laughed and said, “I got him.”
He reached out under the water and grasped my manhood. “Whoa! I created a monster!”
He laughed and started doing the Jaws theme. He came over and crawled between my legs and began kissing me.
My hands began caressing his silk smooth skin. As my hands went down his back, our tongues twirled until my hands cupped his cheeks under the water.
His hardness rubbed up against mine. We closed in closer together and that's when I felt his hand slide down around my hardness and slowly began jacking me.
We continued to kiss and franticly explore each other's tongues. His jacking me was beginning to give me warning signs I needed to tell him to back off or we'd be sorry.
I broke the kiss and said, “Ev, please, I'm about to cum.”
“Oh!” He giggled and said, “I was so into it, I didn't know.”
“I know. We'd been gooey.”
He said, “Sorry.”
“Don't be. I'm glad you're so into it. Can I do something?”
“What?”
“This.”
I went down and began sucking upon the tip of his penis.
“Oh man!'
I licked around and as I did, he began moaning louder.
My hand reached down and caressed his sack. “Oh!”
Somehow, I'm not sure how, I'd gotten his entire length in my mouth. He moaned as I came back off. I began swallowing it down again when he said, “Den!”
I came up and he said, “Whew! All of a sudden, I just felt like I was going to cum real fast.”
“Oh, that's cool.”
“You don't mind?”
“Hon, it's further than I wanted to take it, but I would have been fine with it.”
He smiled and said, “Ok, this is just so intense.”
“I know. It's nice isn't it.”
“Yeah, I'm feeling so many things for you right now it's incredible.”
“Me too.”
We continued to kiss, but eventually, he said, “How long have we been here?”
“I don't know.”
“I need us to get home so we can talk with my parents before they go up for the night.”
“It can wait.”
“No, I've got to...”
“Wait hon.”
“Why?”
“I'm afraid of upsetting them. I wonder how their night has gone.”
“I don't know. I hope well.”
“I wanted us to go out to eat because I wanted this to be Sam's night with them.”
“Ok, I wondered.”
“She's going to be really good.”
“Yeah, I'm excited for her.”
“She's growing up. I just hope things can be slowed down for her so they don't take her last bits of childhood from her.”
“She's a teen.”
“I know, but...”
“She'll be good. She's a lot more headstrong than you know.”
“I hope. I just want to get to know her more.”
“You will.”
“I've never had a sister before.”
“From what I heard, you have one.”
“Yeah, I wonder what she's like?”
“If she's like you, she'll be awesome.”
“She has to be a lot older then me if she was conceived back then. I wonder what it'd be like to have an older sister.”
“She'd be what?”
“At least fifty.”
“Man, your dad's that old?”
“No, he's like almost seventy.”
“He was that old when he had you?”
“Yeah, my mom was young.”
“How young?”
“She'd have been like nineteen when she had me.”
“You're twenty seven?”
“Yeah.”
“So, she'd only be like forty seven if she was alive now?”
“Yeah.”
“She died young.”
“Yeah.”
“Let's go so we can get home.”
“Ok, let me dry you off.”
He laughed as I dried him off and then dried me as I'd done him. We continued to kiss more and then, he broke the kiss and reached over for his clothes.
“Get dressed”
“Ok”
I went into the other room and gathered clothes. I put on a pair of Dockers and a polo shirt. I got my shoes and socks from earlier and put them on.
Ev came in and said, “I'm sorry to be in such a hurry, but I'm going to talk with mom and dad.”
“Ok, while you do that, I'll catch up with Sam.”
We went out and walked to the car park. It didn't take us long to get to their house and as we popped in through the gate, Ev said, “Hon, tomorrow night, I'm staying at the bungalow with you. I hate this.”
“Ok, I'd like that.”
We pulled up in front of the house as I saw Ran's car still parked out in front of the garage. We went in and Sam came running. “I got a manager!”
“Did your mom and dad get everything put down they wanted?”
“Yeah, she's been great. We're only going to work when I don't have school.”
“Good. I was worried about that.”
“She's wanting to speak with us about thoughts for songs.”
“Did you tell her what you wanted?”
“Yeah, but she wants ballads too.”
“Ummm, Sam, do you want ballads?”
“I don't care as long as I get to sing.” she said smiling with enthusiasm.
“Well, I need to speak with your mom and dad because if she's going to push things at you which you don't want, then I'll step in and find you someone else.”
“Den!”
“No! I don't like this. Today, it's ballads. What is it tomorrow? Drugs?”
“No!”
“Then we stop the crap now. We had a talk about what you needed, don't you remember?”
“Yeah.”
“Then follow the plan. People aren't going to dance on a dance floor to a ballad. If she wanted fucking Mariah Carey, she should have gotten her. You need records sold God Dammit.”
She looked at me and said, “Is that's what it's about?”
“People dance on the weekend and the song sticks in their head. By Tuesday or Wednesday, they want to buy. If they don't hear it, then they're not going to buy it.”
“Oh. Well, I want people dancing to it and having fun.”
“Where are you going to have fun listening to a girl sing about a breakup?”
“Is that what a ballad is?”
“Yeah”
“Yuck!”
“Hon, now you see why I'm having a stroke!”
D came in and said, “What's going on?”
“Mom, I don't want to sing ballads!”
She smiled and said, “Is that why Den is having a fit?”
“D, honestly, when did you sell the most records?”
“The late seventies.”
“What were they?”
“Disco.”
“Sam wants to sing songs which people dance to. She had no idea what a ballad was until I explained it to her.”
“Oh Lord.”
“Mom, I hate those type of songs!”
“Ok, we'll tell her.”
“D, I'm pissed. If she'll fall off the plan and try getting her to sing ballads now, what's she going to try to get her to do tomorrow?”
“I think she's going to communicate with us.” she said putting her hand on my arm.
“Well, I'm not going to think it, I'm going to know it because I'm about to step off in her ass.”
D smiled and said, “Den, settle down. We'll talk with her. Nothing's etched in stone and we don't even have a contract yet.”
“Good, because she needs to know I'll find someone else if that's the sort of person she's going to be.”
“Den, please.”
“Do you want her to be a 'has been' before she starts?”
“No!”
“Then get her name out there. You sold records because people heard them on a dance floor. You don't hear ballads on a dance floor.”
“Ok, she's wanting to talk with us about what songs to get her.”
“Good, but she's probably just wanting to find her songs. I'll call her and tell her ballads are off so she doesn't bring a bunch of them here. I promise I'll stay sane.”
“Ok” she said smiling. “I'm glad you're so protective over her.”
“She's my little sister.”
D laughed and said, “Ok, the reason I'm in here is Bran told me to come and get you.”
“Damn.”
She laughed and said, “Hon, it's ok.”
“No, it's not. I don't feel right.”
Sam asked “What's going on?”
D said, “We've not been treating Den right and Ev just told us where we went wrong. Now we need to apologize to him.”
She linked her arm in mine and said, “Come on. Bran's upset.”
“Why?”
“At himself. He says he should have seen it your way.”
“I take it Ev explained it the way I told him.”
“Yeah, he said you talked about M&M's and got him confused.”
“Let me tell you Ev probably only really pays attention to green ones.”
She laughed and said, “Is that why you have on different clothes?”
Sam started laughing and I turned around. She was right behind us. “Ma, she's laughing at us.”
“Sam, be nice.” she said chuckling.
Sam laughed harder and said, “Den and Ev sitting in a tree....”
“Sam, grow up.” I said with a smile to my voice.
“Mom!”
D said, “Sam, grow up.” D said laughing as we went into the living room.
Sam followed us and said, “Ev doesn't have different clothes on.”
“Ev didn't take any with him. He had to wear the same ones home.”
“Ewww”
“Sam!” D said louder.
“Mom! Isn't that gross?”
D laughed and said, “Sam, can we have a moment alone with them?”
“Sure, but I still think it's gross.”
She left and Bran started laughing. He said to D. “Hon, it's you who get to talk with her.”
Ev said, “I'll talk with her. I'll give her a bottle of aspirin and a bottle of Geritol.”
D laughed and said, “No you won't! I want grand kids.”
“Mom, from her?” Ev said in a mocking tone at Sam.
D laughed and said, “I'm not sure right now if I'll want them coming from you two.”
“Huh?”
Bran started laughing and said, “Hon, it doesn't work that way.”
D started laughing and said, “Sorry.”
Bran said, “Den, we owe you an apology. Ev explained it and you're entirely right. I understand why you think the way you do and you're entirely right.”
D said, “Can you explain it to me?”
I said, “Bran, let me.”
“Ok, I'm waiting because if you have a way, I'm sure it's good.”
I sat in front of her and said, “Ma, upstairs in your closet is a bunch of clothes. You've got name brands, costumes, and all sorts of outfits. Now, let me ask you how much you could get for them all right now?”
“Mmmmm, probably around a hundred thousand dollars.”
“Nope. Think again.”
“I know I spent more.”
“So look at it this way. The way you guys were looking at my net worth is what the list price is on everything. You take a look at it and see something just like it at Neiman Marcus, so you think because I have it, I can get rid of it for that price. Well, I'll tell you I can't.”
She looked at me and said, “Why not?”
“Because I'm not Neiman Marcus. I'll have to get rid of it for yard sale prices and that's the only way I could get someone to buy it immediately.”
“Then wait.” she said seeming sure of herself.
“Yeah, I could wait, but what I'm looking at is a net worth of what I have now...right now... and if I could get rid of it now. Not by waiting.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, so all those properties and that stock and all I have has Forbes saying I'm worth x amount when I'll tell you there's no friggin' way. To me, it's worth x amount if I had to sell it right now....not when I wait.”
“Oh, so we've been thinking you're a lot richer than we thought.”
“Yeah, and you've been joking I don't know what I mean when I tell you they're wrong.”
“And we've been wrong too.” she said looking like a rug had been taken from beneath her.
“Yeah”
She turned to Bran and said, “Hon, we've messed up.”
“Yeah dear, we have. And the whole time, we've been laughing at him because we thought he was wrong. Now he's proved to us we're wrong. It doesn't feel good, but that's how we've been making him feel.”
She turned around and said, “Den, I'm sorry.”
“No problem. I'm just sorry I had to show you guys, but if I didn't, it'd be living a lie and I can't do that.”
“Then how rich are you?”
“I'm rich, but not as rich as they make me out being.”
Ev interrupted. “Dad, he would like for me to go with Trent and he to Italy the week after next. Can I clear my schedule and go?”
“Sure, I don't see why not.”
I said, “Bran, we're going over so I can get Olive trees. We're also going to tour the place and go to London for a little bit and then to New York. We'll leave Ev in New York while Trent and I go to South Carolina to get my dogs. While there, Trent can look over my dad's digs and set up surveillance so we're safe.”
Bran nodded and said, “Why's Ev staying in New York?”
“Because I promised I'd not take him to South Carolina.”
“Oh, well, that's understandable. He staying at your place in New York?”
“Yeah, but we won't be gone that long.”
“Ok, I'm fine with it.”
Ev asked, “Has Trent called you?”
“No, why?”
Ev looked at me and I said, “Bran, he's going to talk with you because he wants you guys to pay for our modifications gratis. He says once you find out what you gave us there, you're going to die.”
“What'd we give you?” He asked looking perplexed.
“Have you been down in the back yard?”
“No, I've not been there that often.”
I said, “D, have you seen the tennis court?”
“Yeah, it's awful.”
Bran's eyes started getting an excited look to them. “Don't tell me!”
“Yeah, he said if you farmed it, you could make a fortune. It's the real stuff.”
D looked at us and said, “What?”
Bran said, “Oh my God!”. He suddenly sat up on the edge of the sofa looking excited.
“Yeah, that's why he's saying that, but I told him I'd give it to you guys to farm as long as I got it back where I needed it.”
D asked again, “Guys, what are you talking about?”
Bran said, “Grass.”
“Someone's growing grass down there?”
He laughed and said, “Babe, the best.”
“Oh Lord!”
He laughed and I said, “Bran, you're terrible.”
She looked at me and said, “He's joking with me?”
“No, but it's not the kind you're thinking.”
“I didn't think so, it looks awful down there.”
Bran said, “Hon, let me fill you in and you'll be amazed. There are some types of grass which are very rare and valuable. When they come up for auction, they sell by the square foot and they're worth a lot.”
“Grass?”
“It's not normal grass hon. It's grass which is for tennis courts and it's not the light green kind they have now, but a better older strain they used to have all over the place. What people didn't know was as they tore out the grass tennis courts, they were getting rid of it because the company which was the only place in the world who had it lost all theirs because of a flash flood.”
“So the grass I saw was worth a lot?”
“Yeah”
Ev said, “Thankfully, Den saw it and knew what he was seeing. He showed Trent and Trent was just amazed. He told Den he'd get you to do the whole job for the grass there, but Den told him you could have it as long as he got it where he wanted around the house.”
“Where do you want it?” Bran said serious.
“Ok, I know the stuff wears forever. I also know the height it's at now is it at full height, so I want to put it along the edge of the driveway, sidewalk, and in between the flagstones. Other than that, I want it down there on the tennis court.”
“That's all?”
“Yeah, but you can take it up and farm it and you can make a fortune off it.”
“You damned right we can!” he said laughing.
“Personally, it's not worth more to me than where I want to use it, so if it helps you, then it's great.'
Bran said, “The whole tennis court is the stuff?”
“The tennis court, the sides and the backs. It's probably a good eighty by a hundred square feet of the stuff.”
“And it's in good shape?”
“The grass is, but the tennis court is junk. They planted poplars around it some time ago and those trees roots have made their way up into the clay and it's a mess. The trees need cut and the clay needs taken out and relaid and then it's got to be repacked. That can't happen with the grass on it.”
“Ok, we'll do that”
“I refuse to let you guys pay for our security and landscaping though. It's going to cost a fortune, but it'll be the way I want it.”
Bran said, “He suggested everything?”
“Yeah, but I made modifications which are going to keep the house and the grounds the same except for a low stone wall down front and wrought iron on top of it. It'll be nice and look like the way it would if it were done when the house was built.”
“Where are you getting the stones?”
“The garage is stone. There's enough there we can use it if we only put that stone across the front. The walls down the sides and across the back are going to be a lot taller and can be tinted concrete put in forms to look close. And the stone from the garage won't be needed because we'll have to have a larger garage.”
“Why?”
“Ev's going to have two cars and I'll have the one plus the limo. Speaking of which, I'd like to do something if you don't mind.”
“What's that?”
Ev's hand clasped tighter on mine.
“If you'll agree, I'd like to trade D cars.”
“Why?”
“Because I just want to.”
Bran looked at me strangely and said, “What'd you do?”
“I held out the keys to the Rolls to D and said, “IF you'll let me have your Jag, I'll give you this.”
She got up and came over. She took the keys and said, “Oh my God.”
She turned to Bran and said, “Hon, he's bought us a Rolls.”
Bran smiled and said, “That one you guys drove up in?”
“Yeah.”
He jumped up and took off towards the door. Ev and I followed and by the time we got to the door, he was down by the driver's side jumping up and down. D was standing on the steps laughing and clapping.
I went over and said, “Someplace through the years, I remember you getting out of one and it's stuck with me because I thought you had one. Now I know you do.”
“Is that why you did it?”
“You two are great parents. You've given me your son's love, so what can I do to show you I'm falling in love with him and you guys too?”
She turned around and hugged me.
I said, “Don't hug me. He's the one that picked it out for you guys.”
She hugged him and said, “You picked it out!”
“Yeah. It was the prettiest one they had.”
“It's beautiful!
Bran got in and said, “Babe, it's better than mine. It's the one I told you which was top of the line.”
She turned and asked, “How much did this cost?”
“Not as much as I think you guys deserve.”
“Can we go for a ride?” she asked rather excitedly.
“Sure!”
Bran started it and they took off down the drive.
“Thanks.” Ev said rather quietly.
“No problem. I told you it'd work.”
“You're slicker than a car salesman.”
“Yeah, but we got your mom's Jag to trade in for your Ferrari now.”
“Do you really love me?” he asked.
“Yeah, but it's not as much as it will be tomorrow and that's not as much as it will be the day after. Let's keep it getting better and better and it'll be as good as theirs some day.”
“You were mad a minute ago. Do you realize you were yelling?”
“Was I?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, I was pissed. Thank God your mom hadn't signed a contract.”
“What happened?”
“Remember how I talked with you guys and laid out that plan about selling dance music?”
“Yeah.”
“Where in it did I say a thing about ballads?”
“You didn't, except to say that's where people made their mistakes.”
“Guess what she's wanting your sister to sing?”
“No!”
“Now you know why I exploded.”
“Sam went along with it?”
“She didn't realize what a ballad was until I explained them to her and then she was upset.”
“Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't a ballad where it's a break up song?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh man.”
“Nowhere in the plan did we discuss her singing ballads. So I exploded.”
“Dad will be pissed. Does he know?”
“We're going to get it taken care of. Let me call her now while I'm thinking of it.”
I pulled out my cell and called. “Hello?”
“This is Den, we have a problem.”
“What's going on?”
“Ev and I got home and I spoke with Sam. Sam said you mentioned ballads.”
“Yeah, she said she wanted to sing them.”
“Are you aware she had no clue what a ballad was?”
“Huh!”
“Yeah, I explained what they were and she hates them. I'll tell you I just plain exploded when I heard, but I'm assured we're going to talk about what music we think is best for her.”
“Yeah, we didn't get into it too much. D and Bran thought it would be great to have the whole family together to discuss it so we discussed priorities and what they want and don't want.”
“Ok, They say they're happy about that, so I'm thinking they got what they wanted there. All Sam told me was she's not going to be performing while she's in school.”
“Right.”
“Good. Now, do you want a heads up on what I think?”
“It'd help.”
“Dance music. Get her fast tempo so it's heard on dance floors around the world.”
“Just that?”
“Stick to it and she'll be happy.”
“Why?”
“Take a look at Cher's numbers and then tell me what you saw in regards to each song.”
“The Believe Album did really excellent.”
“And what about singles from it?”
“Ok, I'm getting you now.”
“IF they hear it on a dance floor, it will stick in their head. They'll buy it if they do that. That's what sold Cher's music and the upbeat tempo is what drew people to her on the radio. It made it special because it appealed to everyone.”
“Ok, but not everyone's career is the same.”
“Music is...Take a look at the top women performers for the past thirty years. What do you see?”
“A lot of powerful women.”
“I see a career like this. Whitney...oh my God!...then it went to ho hum...it's another Whitney pissing and moaning song until she woke up and gave us some more Oh My God's.
Do you want to dare hear what I think of Mariah's career? I would have slit my wrists too if I had to sing the shit she was.
Now, Madonna. It's upbeat Madonna. It's sweet, kinky, and it's fresh nice and it's getting me onto the dance floor. Take a look at Holiday and see if it still fills dance floors and everyone knows the words. But ask them to sing you Isla Bonita and they'll turn to you and say “What the fuck was she thinking?” Well, she got through a ton of those years until she decided to give us this Hung Up album and we're back in it. It's because we can identify and dance to it.
In short, dance music makes a career until they decide they have to be serious and screw it up. Sam wants those because it makes people happy and I'll tell you I want them because it sells and it gets her name into people's houses and on their all time favorite lists.”
“What about the power ballad singers?”
“Ok, Cher falls there yeah. I'll give you Cher because I think Cher has the personality to screw up and smile and sell trillions because she'll tell you she screwed up. Yeah there's even some damned good songs out there she did which were Ballads, but how many ballads have Pet Shop Boys cranked out?”
“Oh”
“Yeah, put her in a league there and she'll sell for the next twenty years until she wants to be a monk.”
She laughed and said, “You're cynical, but funny as hell.”
“I love you because you're great. Ran loves you therefore I love you. Did you know that?”
“No.”
“Yeah, I think the man would have your baby, but don't let him know that.”
She laughed and said, “He's a neat guy.”
“Yeah, he's my best friend.”
“He's told me a lot about you too.”
“We kid each other hard, so don't think I was trying to cut him down today.”
“I was a bit alarmed, but then on the way out there, he told me you have a way of giving him compliments where everyone else thinks you're being mean to him.”
“Yeah, but when it counts I'll be there for him as he has been for me.”
“He'll tell you what he did wasn't so special.”
“I'll tell you different. He saved my life that night because my dad was sober during that one. After the beating, he went out to get drunk so he could come home to beat me some more.”
“That's terrible!”
“Yeah, but the only reason I'll tell you he's not dead yet is because hell hasn't gotten hot enough for his sorry ass. When it is, he'll croak and the world will smile.”
“Do you realize most people don't talk that way about their parents?”
“Thankfully, the world didn't have my dad because he's the stuff wars are made of...pure hate rolled up in a good piss off.”
“Aren't you worried about what he'll do when he finds out about you and Evan?”
“Yeah, but as we speak, I'm working on it. He's getting surveillance put on him and we'll know when he decides to slither out from under that rock. When he does, I'll be forewarned and he'll think he's coming to strike only to find out I've moved and he'll have to chase me some more. The advantage is I'll keep ducking and dodging and I'll wear out that Social Security check.
When he's broke, he'll either have to suck up some juice in a bar away from home and sleep in the back of the truck or go back to the rock and slither under.”
“You don't give him any money?”
“I'd give him some if he'd go get some cyanide and make Kool Aid. Hell, for that, I'd put on a party hat and make sure he doesn't spill a drop!”
She laughed and said, “That's terrible.”
“Hon, between you and I...and Ran doesn't even know this.
The last time I went home, he caught me at my grannies house. He drove up and took the steps off the front porch with his truck Then, he went around back to come in and started taking shots at me with that pistol until I crowned his ass with a skillet from behind a door.
I finished packing to get away, and as I was getting in my car with a broken rib, he drove his truck into my car. He pulled forward to ram me again broadside when I floored it to get out of his way. Then, I decided to take out his truck to be sure he didn't follow me and I could get out of town.”
“He shot at you!”
I changed my voice to imitate my dad's. “Yeah, because how dare I show up at my house and try to sleep one night in his fucking town? He'll not have a faggot in his town by God!”
“He said that!”
“A lot of other mean shit like my mama was a slut and the only good pussy was the night he popped her cherry. Try to figure out how a slut has a cherry and I'll give you the 'Father of the Year Award' he never got.”
“Where's your mama?”
“In a grave. She died of cancer when I was little. And for your information, she worshiped the ground he walked on and made sure she cooked his breakfast the morning she died .because he'd had a hard night the night before.'
“What?”
“He's an alcoholic. All the 'night befores' were and are hard for him. Were you aware of what we found in the archives about him?”
“No.”
“Back in the sixties, D's tour drove through town. He pulled them over and gave them a lot of tickets.
In order to pay up and leave town, they had to gather fourteen hundred dollars. So, the manager went to the promoter to get the money.
While he was gone, my daddy raped one of the girls. She got pregnant and low and behold, she gave birth. The baby got adopted out and the singer lost her job. She later died of heroine.”
“How'd she keep her job or not have to abort?”
“My question exactly. Apparently, the manager thought it was his, so he got permission for it to happen. I guess shit hit the fan when the baby came out interracial.”
“Oh man.”
“Yeah, I finally find someone who will have me and I get a dear old call from the past in those archives. Thank God D doesn't hold daddy's sins against me.”
“Do you think the girl was the only one he raped?”
“I would say he probably did more. I can't say for sure, but all I know was he's mean enough to do it and it's all about the control and power with him.”
“Why doesn't someone do something?”
“It's easy. He's the law there. He was the law there, but once he got caught trying to steal my money, he got thrown out and now the town Marshall and the Sheriff are both his puppets.”
“And the county lets it go on?”
“Everyone lets it go on because it's easier not to say anything and get harassed. Has Randy told you what happens when he goes home?”
“No.”
“The police drive by Randy's parent's house every stinking day.
The moment they see he's in town, he can't drive without getting pulled over. He can't ride in a car without the driver getting pulled over.
And when they go to the store, the law frisks him...to be sure he's not shoplifting”
“Why?”
“Because Randy carried me out of the house that night. Since then, it's been nothing but harassment to keep him gone because he knows the truth about what happened and can talk bad about him.”
“Oh man!”
“Yeah, earlier, I had a security man tell me because I've got a billion dollars I shouldn't have to be afraid of anyone. Well, that man doesn't know my daddy and he sure doesn't know what all he's capable of.
All I can say is I've offered to take the man to the town to show him and I hope I can live through it to be sure to get security.”
“What's going to happen?”
“I don't know. He said he's going to call some people. All I know is not enough people can be called because once the good old boy network gets called out, the road out of town is too long and I can't drive fast enough.”
“You need armed security and some state patrol guys.”
“Do you think they'd help? I mean the county cops are all working for a man who's under my dad.”
“They answer to the Governor.”
“I'll have to check to see who the Governor is. Hopefully, the guy is a Democrat because my dad pulls hard for the Republicans. I might have a chance then.”
“It's that crooked there?”
“It's so crooked they've not heard of straight.”
“So that's why Randy says it's difficult for him to go home?”
“Yeah, and I'm to blame.”
“No, your dad is. Randy did the right thing and all you did was try to do the right thing and be yourself.”
“I'd like to think that, but it's just hard to not think if I'd been different, he'd have liked me.”
“No, the only way I see would have had you be just like him and then he'd take you as a threat and you would have killed him. Then, as he was laying on the floor, he'd tell you “That's my boy.”
“Probably”
She paused and then said, “Den, I'm wondering...Did you ever belong to a band or choir? You're awfully good with the direction of music.”
“You want the truth? Or, would you like a short answer. If so, I'll tell you yes, and leave it at that.”
“The truth.” she said sounding rather disappointed in me.”
“The truth is I belonged to the band. I played alto saxophone. I found one up in the attic which someone said it belonged to my mama. I practiced the thing while daddy wasn't home, and got to be quite good at it.
What's bad was three fold. I got to high school and tried out to be a drum major which leads them in parades and stuff. Well, the band teacher, a Mr. Boone only wanted rich kids.
I hardly qualified there, so he never attempted to do a thing with me to teach me any of it. I ask, and one thing I'll tell you was I wanted that spot more than anything, but they had try outs and I went up first and it was a wreck. Everyone was doing their own thing and I had no clue what I was doing.
The second thing happened that very afternoon. I was practicing at home and my dad came in. He wanted quiet and he threw the thing across the room. It got a huge dent in it and that was all she wrote for it.
The next thing which happened was he then beat me up and I got a broken jaw. No jaw, no playing the sax. I went to school and pompous ass Mr Boone saw I wasn't capable of playing, so he put me in the drum line.
Well, I've played the sax, the clarinet, and a lot of other saxs, but had never been so much as near the drums in that five years of playing. Having a fresh broken jaw and wires, trying to carry a big assed drum strapped to me wasn't so hot. I was seeing stars and stuff, so finally, I just decided to hell with it and walked off the field. That afternoon, I went to the guidance office and dropped band altogether.”
“Oh man. That's terrible. You're so good! You should have stayed in band.”
“I'd like to think so, but one thing I'll probably do is I'll probably have D send a cd to Mr Boone along with a letter saying, “The kid you wouldn't give the time of day led the collaboration of this music and did good. You should have given him a chance.”
“Is he still there?”
“No, it seemed he got his kids through school and decided to retire. At least that's the reason I'm hoping he retired. It'd be awful if he saw he couldn't possibly dash someone else's hopes and quit due to lack of ability.”
She chuckled and said, “Do you think if you'd had a lesson on drum majoring you could have done it?”
“Here's what I'll tell you and then you'll see.
Randy knows the whole story. He went to the drum major and photocopied all the sheets the guy had. Then, he brought them to me and I studied the things until I knew them all. I think it was Randy's hope if I learned it, I could fill in when that guy wasn't able to do it.
What I will tell you is Randy was like the school's unofficial mascot when it came to filming anything. After that, the one part of the school which he didn't ever film after I quit was the band. That's the sort of friend he is.”
She smiled and said, “He and you are close, aren't you?”
“If Randy was gay, there'd not be a hope of anyone for me but him. He knows parts of me that no one else does and he knows how to reach those spots. We joke with each other bad, but there's a kinship which is amazing.'
“I'm glad you have him for a friend.”
“I'm glad my cousin had him for a friend. Without that friendship, I'd never gotten to know him.”
“How did that work?”
“My cousin was who got Randy involved in the music side of things instead of video, or taking pictures.
One night, they were all recording this guy who had some real talent. I mean the guy was good, but he was only good if you kept him out of a bottle. IF he got to drinking, he was done for the night.”
“So that's how you met him?”
“No, he was there and I just happened to be there bringing my aunt and her family a bunch of leftovers from gramma's. My aunt told me to go out to the studio to take a look, so I went.
While there, I listened to the song they'd recorded and what I'll tell you was this guy's album had some really really good stuff on it. At least three of the songs were what I call “pull over” songs.”
“What's that?”
“Ok, what they are to me is a song you listen to while driving and you'll end up bawling so hard you have to pull over.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, but one of them was just all wrong. The guy played acoustic guitar on it and it was mediocre as it was, but it was a song to his little girl and telling her he was sorry for being gone so much out on the road. To me, it just sucked because it was like...boom, take that, daddy feels bad, so he'll rub the shit in and sing to you while you feel bad. It was just wrong.
Instead, I casually mentioned it was wrong and they all got offended. It was so bad, you'd thought I was going to get lynched. I mentioned my opinion and the feelings about it and Randy picked up on it. Then, I told them I thought it'd be better if instead of acoustic, they had a music box so it sounded like he was singing to her using the box as his music instead of rubbing in on a sore point.”
“What happened?”
“Well, nothing that night. Everyone was pissed at me, so I hauled out of there. But, Randy asked to see the music and then went and got a Casio keyboard. He did the backgrounds with a music box playing the guitar tracks and put it in front of the guy. That's when they laid his voice track over it. What happened, I guess, was the guy was like way blown away.”
“So it sold?”
“Not really, but it was good stuff. The reason it didn't sell wasn't because the guy wasn't talented, but because the record people all saw a drunk and a liability. They sure didn't want him to blow any tours.”
“Do you remember the guy's name? Maybe you could get some of that music for Sam.”
“I would, but once again, it's ballads. Instead of being a lover spurned, it's a kid spurned. It'd give Sam a bad way to go from the start. It's have everyone thinking she was singing about her mom.”
“Would D do good with it?”
“Oh man, I bet if she sung them she'd have number ones like bam, bam, bam. Then the guy could get credit for something in his life and she could do some good with them.”
She said, “Let's try to get those songs.”
I said,”Let me talk to Ran, I bet he's got them tucked away somewhere.”
“Ok, he's still there going through the archives. That place is amazing.”
“I sure understand. I thought maybe a few boxes, myself. I sure didn't think it was as big as it was. Can you imagine what he thought when he found out she took everything?”
“Yeah, but she sure deserved it all.”
“Yeah, but she sure could help a lot of people with it.”
“Let me do some checking on the music for Sam. There are a lot of good writers out there who I see a lot of submissions from. I'll listen to the demo tapes and bring what I think would be good. From what I hear from Ran, you have a way of listening to songs and putting in things which make them great. From what I've heard, he's right.”
“I do it, but anyone can do it. It's easy if you've heard enough music.”
She laughed. “If we all could do it, there'd be nothing but good music out there!”
“Well, I'll get off here and go see Ran.”
“Ok, you'll be around tomorrow?”
“Tomorrow's a good day. I've got nothing on the plan except phone calls again. I really need to look at my schedule and see what I can do because I've really got to make some more money.”
She laughed and said, “I wish we all had your problem.”
“Nah, it's not that way. I got told I don't have enough to do what I want in Africa, so I've got to make more.”
“What do you want to do?”
“Buy some land and make an animal park which is protected enough the animals which can't live there can live there without any threats.”
“Oh, that's a tall undertaking.”
“Yeah, but someone once asked me why I don't buy land here in Texas or someplace else and release them there, but to me that's the same as a zoo. If they were where they belong, then it's not that but a protected sanctuary.”
“I understand, is it ok if I introduce you to some people who might be able to help?”
“Sure. It's not an ego thing. If other people all want to go into it, that's be great. That way, my money could go into building a fence around the place and theirs could go into buying land.”
“You're wanting to fence it?”
“Yeah, with a fence the poachers aren't going to be able to cut through easily and get their trucks through. It'd take a lot, but I've got an idea of what's needed.”
“Ok, well, I'll make calls for you too.”
“That'd be great. If need be, we'll have a fund raiser and get other people to sign on. I'd not thought of that before.”
She laughed and said, “What you need to do is have a fund raising dinner. It doesn't have to be much, but what the point is is to get people together, get their money, and to get them interested in donating more time or money. With a lot of people getting behind it, the magazines are full of the idea and other notables can sign on.”
“Cool. What I think would be neat is a bunch of ads with a dotted line out there on the land saying this is where a rhino used to be and this is where want to put it again.”
“Will they let you?”
“I'm not sure. I don't even know how to go about it. It's just something I feel compelled to do.”
“I understand. It sounds noble. I'll call around.”
“Ok, thanks. I'll sign off and we'll talk tomorrow.”
“By the way, I want to have you meet someone.”
“Ok, tomorrow. I need to go speak with Ran.”
“Bye now.”
I rang off and Ev said, “She handle it well?”
“Yeah, I think it's good. It sounds like a lack of communication.”
“Ok, you're going out to speak with Ran?”
“Yeah, you want to go?”
“Nah, I'll go up and tell Sam. She's probably worried.”
“Oh...well, I should have thought of it.”
“No, you're taking care of her. Don't worry about thinking you weren't.” he said smiling.
“I know it's just not the same as having a sister around all the time. I've got to get used to it.”
He laughed and said, “With her around, it'd be a pain.”
“Nope. She's good as gold. You'll realize it.”
“She is, but don't tell her I said it.”
“I know, you guys are a lot like Ran and I.”
He laughed and said, “I'll see you in a moment.”
I went out to the archive and entered. It was quiet. “Ran?”
“Yeah bud.”
“Gotta few moments?”
“Sure. This place is great. I'll probably be spending every waking moment in here for a while. Right now, my head's just swimming reading all this.”
“Good stuff?”
“Gossip, tidbits, things they used in the recording. There's a lot of stuff here which is adding up to a lot of things I can put into the DVD.” he said smiling.
“Ok, I spoke with Georganne. We had a slight miscommunication, but it's better now.”
“What happened?”
“She asked Sam if she wanted to sing ballads. In Sam's enthusiasm, Sam said yes. Nevermind the fact she had no clue what a ballad was and hates them.”
“Oh man, she didn't know?”
“No, to her music is music.”
“I understand. It wasn't until I got into it I found out there were words for what I wanted and if I used them people would understand better.”
“Probably, but remember when you're speaking to someone who has no training they probably don't know what words mean.”
“True. So what's up?”
“You remember that night you and I met?”
“Yeah.”
“Who was the guy?”
“Damn, let me think.....his first name was Ivan. I can't remember the last.”
“You remember the music he did?”
“Vaguely. I remember that one song.”
“Do you have it?”
“I doubt it.”
“Do you think we could get it?”
“I thought you didn't want ballads.”
“Not for Sam, but for D.”
“Oh! Man, that'd be awesome but she might not like the content in the song.”
“Maybe, but I'd like to throw three of those songs from that album at her to see if she'd do them.”
“Ok, let me see. Gar would probably have the guy's name or maybe even the masters tucked away someplace.”
“He probably does.”
“Let me call. Let's see, it'd be about ten am there. He should be up.”
“If he's not in the studio.”
“Better yet. If he's there, he can call on break and it won't cost him anything for the length of time we talk.”
“It costs you guys?”
“I Skype the calls. I know he did, but then that was before he became a big shot. He might have all his calls on their dime now.” he said smiling.
“I need to talk with him some time.”
“Why?”
“He has keys to my cars there. I'm thinking about selling that apartment and shipping my cars over.”
“Why!”
“Well, most of my business there can be done over the phone, so I'll do it that way. What business I can't, I'll meet them in hotels. It's not like I've not done it that way before.”
“You're pulling in your bases?”
“The ones I can. The more days I can be in off the road, the better.”
He smiled. “You're really coming in to roost.”
“Yeah, it's exciting, but I really want to.”
“I can tell. Your eyes are telling me a lot. I like it.
You do know Gar will insist upon meeting him.”
“Probably. A lot of people are going to want to meet him, but maybe when this is all done with the security thing, I can be more open about things.”
“If your dad would die, it'd be a lot better.”
“Yeah, but one thing I'll have to do is get a better car for out there until then.”
“Why?”
“Let's just say mine is near totaled now.”
“Huh?”
“I didn't tell you, but the last time I was there he and I had problems.”
“Problems...as in your car got totaled!”
“That and then some. I'll not go into it, but it was the worst scene yet.”
“Worse than that night!”
“Yeah, I had three broken ribs this time, but he shot at me.”
“Son of a bitch! You got to start packing some heat and take that fucker out!”
“What I'm going to do is start going there with body guards who are armed. That way, if he wants to shoot, then they can take him. It'll be a mess, but maybe that's why I've got that guy now...for the security.”
“Bud, you've got to go in and get a restraining order upon him.”
“I have to stay alive to go to court to do that. You know as well as I, it's going to be a mess. Georganne said I might be able to go to the highway patrol.”
“Let me get you someone to go to the Governor. If we start doing it so they know you're threatened, they'll have you some protection. Even if they can't provide it, they'll know the situation and you're feeling threatened enough you have to hire security.”
“Who would we call?”
“Let me talk with a few people. I think if they provide it for other people, they should you.”
“Tell them they can have x rays and use the car to get paint from so they know things have occurred.”
“Ok, but they might be told something different by him if he says different.”
“Then tell them I'll open the house and they can pull the bullets from the walls.”
“HE shot at you!”
“Yeah, and then chased me around inside the house. I finally crowned his ass with a skillet and got some time to pack some things.”
“Jeesh!”
“It's been the most I've been scared since that night. This time, the only reason I didn't die was because he apparently can't shoot straight at a moving target.”
“Oh man! We've got to do something about him.”
“What I want to do is just get the house back into order and then close it up. I'll leave it as it is until he's dead.”
“I understand, but you shouldn't have to leave because of him.”
“You shouldn't either, but that's what he's gotten done.”
“Ok, let's start fighting this. If he realizes we're going to start pulling things out and going above everyone's head, we'll be better set.”
“I'm afraid he'll have them start pulling charges out of their ass or something.”
“No, if there's not been any charges filed yet, then they're not going to have any grounds to do so. Any they pull up, we'll have them fought and prove the whole bunch are crooked.”
“Ok, how do you think I should handle it?”
“My advice would be to speak with the Governor personally man to man. He'll have things at his disposal which can get you protected.”
“Ok, I'll do that tomorrow.”
“I'm about to close up shop here.”
“Ok, but please start parking in the garage. The way you're parked now is blocking most of the bays.”
“I never thought about it.”
“They didn't complain.”
“Ok”
We got up and walked out. I shut off the lights and said, “Did she have it locked?”
“Not when I got here, but they were already down here I guess as the lights were on.”
“Ok, I didn't know. I'll tell her it's unlocked and will ask for a key if she'll let us use it.”
“Do you think she will?”
“Yeah, they're great people.”
“I sure hear that. You got lucky with his family.”
“Yeah, it's great the way it is.”
“What's your day like tomorrow?”
“Calls and business. I've got to order up some stuff for the house and then get it ready so we can start staying there.”
“It going well?”
“Oh yeah, I'm losing my heart to him.”
“Good. He feel the same?”
“Yeah, it's a bit awkward because we're so inexperienced, but we're making it.”
He laughed and said, “I laugh, but I'm happy for you. At least you know someone waited like you did.”
“Yeah, can you believe he has hang ups about his body?”
“Why?”
“I don't know. It's that way.”
“Well, you guys can work through it.”
“What are you going to do?”
“Go home, listen to the answering machine. Make a lot of calls and then work.”
“You need to get a staff.”
“Yeah, but then it's their work and not mine.”
“Find people who will do the work like you want it done.”
“Can't. It's not that easy. If I had robots maybe, but when you put someone into it, it's always going to be their work and their editing”
“Ok, well, I'd help but you'd have a real problem then.”
He laughed and said, “Yeah, your plate is about as full as mine.”
“I'm not complaining. I have a plan to get it so I can enjoy it more at least.”
He smiled and said, “Ok, I'll think about hiring someone.”
“What I'd do is see what equipment there is out there. Maybe you've not got something which would make it quicker.”
“No, I keep the latest equipment. It's all time consuming. They film the stuff and it's up to me to make it a good edit.”
“What do they do?”
“Nothing. They pay me to make the edit.”
“The one who films it doesn't come in?”
“Believe me, you don't want those guys in there. It's an easy enough principle the way it goes. They get the talent in costume and then film the whole shot all the way through. Then, they go do the same for all the costumes throughout the whole thing and then, it's up to me to come in and save their bacon by making cuts and splices.”
“So it's really wasteful, huh?”
“Yeah, I'm not going to bitch. Sometimes it helps because some of their shots are just terrible. The talent's lip sinking is way off or they'll turn wrong, or something and they'll say that's a complete shot without having another take.”
“Oh. You should get in and start filming the stuff.”
“Not on your life. My days are full enough as it is.”
“Why?”
“This way, they do the hard part and I do the easy. I can edit one and get it done in a day while it takes them a week or more to film it. I can seem like Superman and get a lot done for a lot of people this way.”
“It works?”
“It works, but for me, having a backlog of two weeks is getting to be an average thing.”
“Oh.”
“Fortunately, I've always sought contracts which have me with plenty of edit time so I've got a lot of weeks to get it done and back out the door. I'm not anywhere near where I would be if it was real bad.”
“Ok, it's just you don't have a life except for this.”
“I get days like today, but it sets me back some.”
“Ok, maybe I can get over and help. If I can get you a day or so less on your headache scale, it'd be good.”
“You come over and I'll put you to work full time. You're getting talented at all this to the point I look good.”
I laughed. “Yeah, fill someone else full of it.”
“No, really. Do you realize that last one you helped with was given a VMA?”
“What's that?”
“It's an award for videos.”
“Ok, but I had no clue.”
“You deciding to put those out the way we did was what got it. They can say it was a great song all they want, but I'll tell you it wasn't shit. You saw the way to do it and we got those computer generated graphics on it and it worked awesomely.”
“I don't think so. It probably cost them a ton extra.”
“Not really. When it comes out the song sells an extra million of the albums, then they're money ahead.”
“Did it do that?”
“Who can say? All I can say was it was one of the major hits of the album after people started seeing the video.”
“I'll help, but I still think you're filling me full of shit.”
He laughed and said, “Ok, but don't be surprised if I beg you to come into a partnership.”
“We need to get you laid bud.”
He laughed and said, “Not likely to happen. With my size, all these little blondes out here can see is a whale.”
“Leave that alone.”
“Den, give me enough time I can go in under the knife and I'll be happy.”
“What are you going to do?”
“They've got a procedure which puts a ring around your stomach. It makes you lose weight.”
“Is that safe?”
“Yeah, tons of people have had them.”
“I want to speak to the doctor you go to. If he's not safe, I'll get you someone who will be.”
He smiled and said, “I've already been to appointments.”
“So what's the hold up?”
“First of all, he told me I wasn't heavy enough to have it done. I had to have more weight on. Then, he told me how long it would take to recuperate and I saw there wouldn't be enough time in my schedule. So now, my fat ass is trapped.”
“Don't say that. We'll get you ahead and then you can get it done but I want to be there.”
“You remember Carnie Wilson?”
“I've heard of her.”
“It's the same thing she did basicly.”
“She's gotten skinny?”
“Bud, you don't pay attention to much, do you?”
“No, not down here. I've got other places I've had to be.”
“Let me call her. I'll have her come over and speak with you about it if you're so unsure. She had it done so the whole thing was on video.”
“Gross.”
“No, it's helped a lot of people.”
“Dude, I saw a sex change operation on the internet. I don't want to see anything else like that. You'd find me passed out on the floor.”
“Why?”
“There's a reason they knock you out when you have surgery and that's so you don't pass out.”
“You're squeamish of that?”
“Yeah, how those people work in there is beyond me. I hear of these surgeries where the person stays awake and I just think it'd be one of those things I'd ask to be knocked out just the same.”
“How many surgeries have you had?”
“None and the less the better.”
“You've have bones broke and seen lots of blood, so I know that doesn't bug you.”
“It'd bug the hell out of me. It wasn't by choice!”
“Hey, let's switch subjects. I can see you're about to have a panic attack on me.”
“Dude, I don't think I could watch that.”
“Let it go. We'll not have you watch the tape.”
“You watched it!”
“Hell yeah. I've seen it enough I could probably do one.”
“Oh man”
“Let me call her and have you speak with her. That way you're going to be sure I'm safe.”
“Hey, you're like my closest friend. I'd like to keep you around for a while and it doesn't matter what size you are.”
“I'd like to be smaller and that way I can get someone.”
“Ok, but can't we just have you diet and us work out?”
“Name the diet and I've been on it. I'm tired of dieting and not getting results.”
“What happens after you have the surgery? You'll have to work out or it'll all just hang.”
“I'll work out. IF it hangs, then I'll have another surgery to get it all back up.”
“You'd do that!”
“Man, you're sure not from here. They have all sorts of operations they do all the time.”
“I realize that, but it happens to other people and some of them die.”
“Hey, look at it positively. Inside, I'm dying right now. I see what you've got and I want it so bad...”
His voice cracked. I stopped walking and turned to him. I hugged him and said, “Ran, man. I never knew.”
He composed himself real quick and said, “I want it man.”
“Ok, we'll get it for you. I never knew. To me, you're great the way you are because I know what's in your heart.”
“You big old fairy. You were just horny.”
“Nah, it's because of what we are together.”
“Well, I'm not gay, and your dick's too big. Believe me, you want to see me get skinny, you come at me with that dick and I'll run my fat ass off!”
“If I'd known, you'd been skinny a long time ago, but it didn't matter to me.”
He hugged me and said, “Just support me on this and I'll appreciate it.”
“Ok, but I want to make sure you're safe. How much does it cost?”
“I've got enough.”
“I didn't ask that. Do you have enough for all those other surgeries if you need them?”
“Yeah, I'm not broke. I do a damned good job on anything I take on.”
“Ok, just don't die on me man.”
“Just say it, you love me and I love you too.”
“I do.”
“Good, now let's go in and get you your guy because I'm getting scared you're hot for all this bod.”
I laughed and said, “Ran, shut the fuck up.”
He laughed and said, “You realize I feel closer to you than ever?”
“Why?”
“Because I just do. Now shut the fuck back.”
We went into the house and saw no one was there.
“Where's everyone at?”
“I gave D and Bran the Rolls, so they went out on a drive in it and Ev's upstairs talking with Sam.”
“You gave them the Rolls?”
“Yeah, Ev got it because he thought it was what I wanted him to have. He wants a Ferrari like mine, but in red. So, we gave it to them.”
“What are you going to do with the other cars you're bringing in?”
“Who knows? What I do know is I won't need them parked over there, so I'll bring them in over here.”
“Take the Rolls out home. I'll use it there.” he said.
“Ok, it'd help because your people wouldn't get pulled over. I should have done that for you a lot sooner. I never thought.” I said with my voice going down.
“Hey, my family look at it as them and not you. They know what happened and they'd have done it too.”
“It's not fair they get harassed over me.”
“My mom says the police driving by are protecting the neighborhood. She doesn't see it as anything but... When we drive, yeah, it's a hassle, but I'm not in that often, so it's not an undue hardship on them.”
“Ran, one time is more than it should have been.”
“Look at it as I do. Let's say some kid was driving down the street and he was talking on his cell phone. Let's say I hadn't been pulled over and there wasn't a cop there, so he'd have plowed into someone instead. This way, he saw me getting harassed, so he drove better.”
“Well, let's make it so that stuff stops.”
“I'm not sure it will. I just want it to quit for you.”
“Come on up to the apartment.”
“Let me get a drink. What do they have here?”
“I don't know. Let's raid the icebox and see.”
He laughed and said, “Man, you feel at home, don't you!”
“Yeah, they're not worried about us.”
“No, I mean it'd be funny if a cop walked up to the door. We'd be the one seen as robbers!”
“You stall them and I'll run.” I said laughing.
“I'd serve to be a good anchor. I'll just share the donuts.” He said laughing.
We looked into the fridge and I got out the tea. I poured us a glass of tea and then put it back.
“Mmmm, but not as good as your grannies.”
“No one's is. I could make it the same, but you could too.”
“What'd she do?”
“Ok, but as soon as I tell you, you're going to try it and then realize it's a big hassle.
What you do is you go down to the farmer's market and you get fresh spearmint. When you get it, you come home and you put on a gallon of water to boil. When it's boiling good, you'll have all those leaves pulled off the stems. Put those into your gallon jug and then, you pour the water over them and let them sit a spell.
When it's cooled, you put the water into the ice box and each time you want tea, you pour out a Pyrex cup of the stuff and you put it into a pot to boil your bags.
Then, when you get your bags boiled, you take them out and you add in two cups of sugar. You'll have grannies' sweet tea.”
“That's it?”
“Yeah, it's the spearmint which made it so good.”
“Two cups of sugar! Jeesh!”
“You liked it, you know.”
“Yeah, but...”
“Either way, you now know what she did to make it so good. One thing I do is add in an extra bag of green tea to the mix so it doesn't go bad so fast.”
“Does that work?”
“It lasts me a few extra days in the ice box. I can't drink the stuff that much. If I did, I'd be up and down during those long assed flights so much it'd be pitiful.”
“How do you do it flying that much?”
“You get your laptop and you play a game. While doing that, you listen to the ipod and soon enough, you're there. If you don't, you'll go stir crazy.”
“The hours you've been in the air are what makes me wonder whether your job is worth it.”
“Let me tell you something, the longest assed flight I've ever been on was to Dubai. You fly from here and it's like you're flying into forever because it takes that long. BUT, once you're there, that frigging palace is worth it.”
“I've seen pictures of the place.”
“The man is sweet. If you met him, you'd think to yourself he was a class act, but you have no idea how he lives until you get there. Let me just say perfection is that place.”
“He showed you around the place?”
“The man turned me onto Rolls Royces. His are one of a kind, but they're awesome.”
“What does he do with the things when he gets new?”
“I don't know, but let's just say he has to have some lucky relatives because I think he replaces the things each year.”
“Cool.”
We got up to the apartment and went in. “This is his?”
“Yeah, it's like a two bedroom apartment.”
“Nice.”
“I've not been in theirs, but Sam's is like his.”
“If he dare ever says he had a hard upbringing, I'll sit on him.”
I laughed and said, “He doesn't say anything about it. I don't think they have any ill will over it.”
“Good, at least you're getting someone normal.”
“It makes me appreciate him more. Just think what it'd be like if I was raised normal.”
“I was, but even I think this is way over the top. This is like bigger than my mom and dad's whole house!”
“Mine too.”
“Well, I won't go there about your place.”
“I know, so close you can't sneeze without wiping everyone off.”
“Not his house, but your grannies. Fuck, I'd never consider that place you lived in with him a house much less anything other than a dog house. I think he lived in what he saw his heart could support.
Small heart, small house. Your grannies' house wasn't large, but it was filled with love...which makes me wonder how he ever came from her.”
“She didn't cause that. She knew how to put him into line.”
“Well, she should have done it more.”
“You know the South. Mama's raise them and then, they're released to raise hell. He raised it, tamed it, and then called all of it his.”
“I sure hear that.”
“Where's Ev?”
“Over at Sam's. Let me go get him and tell him where we are.”
“Ok, I'll be here checking out his tunes.”
“Ok, there's the stereo unit over there. Feel free, he told me I could.”
“Ok.”
I went over the catwalk to Sam's apartment and knocked on the door. Sam came to the door and answered it. “Ev here?”
“Yeah, come on in.”
“No, I didn't mean to pry. I just wanted him to know Ran and I were over in his apartment. You two go ahead and have your talk, Ran's looking through his music and playing some.”
“Ok, you know you're welcome to come up anytime.”
“Thanks hon.”
She smiled and said, “I feel like I've not only gained you as a brother, but him too.”
“Ran?”
She whispered. “No, Ev. For so long, we've been at each other's throats.”
“Oh. Ok, well I'm glad it's happened this way.”
I went back over to Ev's suite and went in. Ran was going through some of Ev's tunes.
“You know, he doesn't have a one of his mom's here.”
“Why have it here when he can go to the studio and hear the masters?”
“Oh, man that had to be nice.”
“He probably doesn't see it that way.”
“It's strange isn't it. You see the life he's led and he's got her for a mom. You're like her biggest fan and you two end up together.”
“Yeah, and I didn't even intend on it. Hell, I never even knew her husband ran any sort of company I could've ever done any business with.”
“It's nice for you though, you get love and know the music.”
“Yeah.”
“He's got a nice selection of tunes. The kid spent some money on CD's.”
“Yeah, but you've got a nice selection too and you never paid anything for yours.”
“I'll have to let him come over some time and browse.”
“We'll be over, you know that.”
“I'm thinking about moving, so you can come help me move.”
“Where you wanting to move?”
“I've seen a place which totally rocks mine to hell. It's a lot, but I can afford it.”
“Where?”
“It's up in the hills. It's one of those glass houses.”
“Ooh, people in glass houses...”
He smiled and said, “Shouldn't throw Rock and Roll? The Rolling Stones?”
I chuckled and said, “It'd be cool.”
“Den, I'm going to be changing a lot about myself. With the weight loss, I'll be coming out of my shell more.”
“Let's make a deal. You pick 'em and I'll tell you if they're worth having. Don't get one of those fake people who are all plastic. You'll end up having nothing but an alimony payment.”
“That's why I'm getting everything before I get the dame. I figure with a pre-nupt, I'll be safe.”
“Live with her for a while and then get a pre-living contract. If she's living with you with one of those, she'll sign the pre-nupt.”
“You going to get one?” He said with an arched eyebrow.
“Nah, what's the use? I'm living in the house his mom give us and he's driving my car. If worse comes to worse, he can get his car back and I'll be looking for another place. I don't think we'll need to do that, so it'll be great.”
“What about all your other digs?”
“Face it, California law frowns on gays, so I don't even think palimony is going to cover it. Besides, if I go into it thinking negative, I'll get negative. I'll go in positive and keep that.”
He smiled and said, “I gave the advice, that's all I'm going to say.”
“Ok, now when is your doctor's appointment?”
“I'll call and get one. It'll probably be in a few weeks.”
“Ok, let me know so I can get that on my schedule.”
We sat and listened to one of the cd's. I heard a car door out front and said, “D and Bran are back.”
“Ok, you need to speak with them?”
“Yeah, I'll need to go down and speak with them.”
“Ok”
I went down and the door bell sounded. I thought it strange, but thought maybe they'd left their keys. I answered it and there stood a police officer.
“Hello, are Evan or Samantha home?”
“One moment, come on in.”
“You the butler?”
I smiled and said, “No, I'm the boyfriend. There trouble?”
“We're here to tell them there's been an accident.”
“An accident?”
“Yes, it's bad.”
“Involving who? The estate or the wall down there?”
“No, the Gordons.”
“Oh God, please don't tell me they're hurt!”
“It's worse.”
“Oh fuck. Let me go get them.”
I went up and ran into Ev's apartment. “Ran! Come on!”
“What's up?”
“It's the police, they've had an accident and I think they're dead.”
“What!”
“Yeah, come on!”
I went over to Sam's apartment and went on in. Sam and Ev were sitting in a pit group. “Guys, come on.”
“What's going on?” Sam asked.
“The police are here, you're parents have been in an accident.”
“Oh no!” Sam said shocked.
Ev looked at me and said, “Are they?”
“I don't know, they never said much. I told them I'd come and get you.”
“Oh man.”
He walked with me and Sam was already down the stairs.
We got there and Sam leaned up against Ran.
Ev said, “Don't tell me they're...”
“I'm sorry. They went out on I-5 and the car they were in was struck by someone asleep in a semi. They never had a chance.”
Ev looked at me and asked the police, “How'd you know to come here? They just were given the car.”
“Your father's driver's license gave the address. Did your mother have her purse with her? If so, we never found it at the scene.”
“No, they were just given the car. We just got it for them. We hadn't even finished the paperwork with the dealership.”
The police officer said, “Don't worry about that. They weren't in the wrong. The driver of the truck either fell asleep or something because the truck was over on their side. It looked as if they tried to get over, but ran out of road because there was a canyon wall.”
I said, “Sir, where have they taken the bodies?”
“They're with the medical examiner's office right now. They'll probably be able to be released tomorrow.”
I looked at Ev and said, “Hon, I'll have to step up here. Ok?”
He nodded numbly and I said, “We need to get out a press release. It has to be handled right.”
“And your name sir?”
“Dennis Johns.”
“And your business sir?”
“I run my own company, DJI.”
The one police officer said, “Dan, he's on the Fortune 500. He's like the biggest export importer in the world.”
I smiled and said, “Not quite. There are bigger.”
He nodded and said, “Not in the United States. They said you're the biggest.”
“Don't always believe them. They got my net worth wrong too.”
“You're not a billionaire?”
“Yeah, but not that many...just the same, how do I do this with the press?”
The police officer said, “I don't know. My advice is to call her publicist.”
Sam said, “She didn't have one. She retired.”
I said, “Sir, I'll take care of it. Thank you guys for coming. Could I get you guys' names?”
“Sure, I'm Dan Ramey and he's Jeff Shields.”
“Ok, I've got that down.”
“I'm sorry sir.”
“No, you guys are doing your jobs. I'm sorry too.”
Ev was holding onto me and I walked with him to the door to let them leave.”
“Guys, how did you get in the gate?”
“We notified whomever answered the box and they let us in.”
From behind me, I heard, “It was me Mr Den.”
“Ok, thanks for letting them in Sarah.” I looked at the police and said, “Guys, don't worry, I was worried for a moment.”
Jeff nodded and said, “Mr Johns, that car...if you need anything from it, please let us know. The impound yard will be holding pretty tight rein on it to keep the sightseers at bay.”
“Ok, please put my name on the ownership of it. That should keep people from being so nosey.”
“It might not since you're a celebrity too.”
“Me?”
Ev said, “You're on that list. It makes everyone think you're famous.”
I nodded and said, “Guys, I'm an average person.”
He nodded and got into the car.
Ev said, “What do we do?”
“I've got to call and get Georganne, she'll know how to handle this.”
We went inside and sat down in the living room. Sam asked, “What's going to happen?”
Ev looked up at me and I said, “Hon, what we need to do is get a call made to Georganne first. She'll field the press. Otherwise, we'll have a whole lot of them camping out down at the gate.” I paused and said, “Ev, I need to ask some questions. Do you know if your parents had a funeral home or pre-need plan?”
“I don't know. I'll call Marty and see. He's dad's lawyer at work.”
“Ok, we'll need him too.”
“Can you call him?”
“Sure, I'll need his number.”
“Here”
He held out his cell phone and already had it dialed. I took it and heard it ring.
“Hello?”
“Marty?”
“Yes, who is this?”
“Dennis Johns, I'm with Evan and Sam, Bran and D were just killed in a car accident.”
“Oh Lord.”
“Yeah, the police just left. We need you guy.”
“I'll be right there.”
“Ok”
I hung up and said, “He's on his way.”
Ran said, “Guys, I'm going to take you upstairs.”
Ev said, “I want to be with Den.”
Sam said, “I want to be here. Don't leave me.”
“I'm not guys. I'll be here.”
I held out my phone and called Georganne. “Hello?”
“Hi, Den here. We need your help.”
“What's going on?”
“D and Bran were just killed in a car wreck. I have no clue how to get a statement out to the press.”
“Hang on a second. They what?!!!”
“You heard correct hon. The police just left.”
“Ok, here's what I'll do. I'll be right over.”
“Thanks.”
I hung up and said, “She's on her way. Other than those calls, I'm not making any.”
Ev said, “What happens?”
“Right now, we've got to sit down and we've got to get a list of your employees at the office. They've got to be called and it's got to be decided if you want them to work tomorrow, or give them the day off.”