Excelsior 27
Chapter Twenty-Seven
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I woke up at one point. I’m not sure what the time was, but it was too dark to see my watch and for obvious reasons I hadn’t brought my flashlight with me. I wondered what the chances were of getting the key from around Sergei’s neck without waking him up, letting myself out of the room, finding Wolfie, pinching some clothes for him and sneaking out of the house unseen. ‘Pretty much zero’ was the conclusion I came to: Pasha knew I had a crew not too far away, and so it was an absolute certainty that there would be guards and sentries about, both inside and outside the house.
Next I considered getting my gun and bashing both Pasha and Sergei over the head, and while that was probably an easier way of getting out of the room it still wouldn’t get me past the sentries, because as soon as I fired the gun the entire household would come running. Maybe I could hold up one sentry – they couldn’t all have as little sense of self-preservation as Pasha himself, surely? But there was no way I could hope to get past all of them.
On the other hand, what was the alternative? I already knew I couldn’t just sit and watch Wolfie being tortured… so in the end I swung my legs out of the bed, stood up and took a step towards the wardrobe.
“Going somewhere?” asked Pasha, quietly.
“Oh! Sorry – I didn’t mean to wake you up. But yes, I need a pee.”
“It’s in the bathroom. There’s a gas light just inside the door on the right.”
I found the bathroom door, groped around until I found the light, opened the valve, flicked the switch that struck a spark from a flint, and when the gas caught I adjusted it to a low light. I found the toilet behind its partition, and when I’d finished I rinsed my hands, came back into the bedroom long enough to pick up my watch, checked the time, turned off the bathroom light and went back to the bed.
“What time is it?” asked Pasha.
“It’s a little after five.”
“We don’t need to get up for a couple of hours yet, then,” he said. “Go back to sleep.”
“Pasha… were you awake?” I asked. “Because I’m fairly sure I didn’t make any noise.”
“Yes, I was.”
“Why? Didn’t you trust me enough to go to sleep next to me?”
“Oh, I’d been asleep. I just woke up again. I’m not worried about you: first, you haven’t got the balls, and second, you’re too sensible: you know that if you actually did kill me you’d never get out of here alive. No, I was lying here planning out what I’m going to do to the Margrave, and in what order. Rack first, with a little carefully-applied acid – nipples and testicles, perhaps - and then extract a few teeth, because it’s amazing how much that can hurt. Actually it’s better to crush the tooth, rather than extract it, because that exposes the nerves and leaves them open. Then…”
“Shut up,” I said, though without raising my voice. “I don’t think that’s what you were thinking about at all. I reckon you were thinking about Dmitri and how much you’d like to have him back with you.”
“Think what you like!” he said shortly, and he rolled over, presenting his back to me.
I took the hint and kept quiet, but I wondered if, just maybe, I might have been right…
The next time I woke up it was getting light outside. Pasha was propped up on one elbow looking at me, and I wondered how much sleep he’d actually had during the night.
“Morning,” I said, quietly – I didn’t know if Sergei was awake yet and I didn’t want to wake him up.
Pasha gave me one of his customary grins. “You’re astounding,” he told me. “You’re lying next to someone who’s going to torture your closest friend this morning, but what do you say to me? ‘Morning’. I just love the way you English are such gentlemen.”
“Well, you’ve always been perfectly polite to me.”