Flabbergasted

By Candy Girl

Published on Oct 16, 2000

Gay

I do not know nsync and I'm not Implying that they are gay by this work of fiction.This is NOT REAL!!!!

Hot-Mail

Justin: I like MSN messenger so much better.

J: It shows my name. =-)

La Reina: ......Okay..? Have I ever told you, you have a few screws loose?

J: All the time.

La: Well Then.... I'm a hypocrite.

J: LOL. so whats up?

La: Same 'ol same 'ol. Sup with the guys?

J: Joey has a boyfriend.

La: WHAT!? Details... names... more details!!!

J: He met him at a club, slept with him and now they can get their hands off each other.

La: WOW!!! He was so shocked about Lance and

JC... How? Why? When? Who.... names boy!

J: Friday. Joey was mad at something JC had said and ... he went, got drunk and bang

J: Mark Boeing

La: ... What cause the sudden change?

J: Well... he never thought he was gay, but then again, he has never had a prostate orgasm before... That alone is addictive.

La: Well, I'll take your POV.. I have a lack of a prostate.

J: There is the "g" spot.

La: What ever.... So... No love?

J: Nope Just sex... REALLY good sex.

J: Guess what Wendy did!

La: Got drunk off her ass and married some weird guy?

J: She called you too huh?

La: Yep, she was like.... "Help me!! Help me kill him." Lol, She is crazed.

J: Yep! Dani dumped Chris....

J: He yelled out someone else's name...

La: What?

La: Dearing Sex?

J: No. Dearing poker... Duh...

La: Growling Who about the love birds?

J: Okay.. They only found out they were gay and in love with each other less than 4 months ago.....

J: They have made it though embarrassing situations, pictures, rumors, and even parents disowning them (we know all about that one.. Huh?)

J: Yet they can't seem to make it through ONE DAMN DAY WITHOUT FIGHTING!!!!!

J: The next time they brake up, I'm going to kill them myself.

La: Its only natural, The lion and the bull.

J: They don't trust each other.

J: The trust isn't there, the love is but no trust. I don't know if they can make it through another temper tantrum.

La: Its new for both of them. It will take time. Maybe a few more "I hate you"'s and they will be all.... couple-y.

La: Hows the sex?

J: Nope.. noda. Sorry.

La: Do they ever make up?

J: Make up or out?

La: Both..?

J: As a matter of a fact. They are now, ON MY COUCH!!!"

---------Long Pause--------

J: Reina... Hello, You there?

La: Sorry... I was reading something.

La: If you and Joey ever get together, REMEMBER ONE THING.... Video tape it for me. ;)

J: WHAT......???

La: I'm reading something called "Nsync Slash"

J: What?

La: You know when I say that some of your fans wouldn't be disappointed to hear that you are bi and Lance and JC are TOGETHER?

J: Yea.

L: Go check your e-mail

-------------long pause----------

J: YOU READ THAT STUFF.... PEOPLE WRITE IT?????

La: You got off on it.. huh?

J: So did you.

J: Send me more.

--------------L O N G P A US E-------------

J: That was MEAN. They died ME pink!

La: And you went with out cereal.

J: grrr

La: So what you been up to?

J: Not much. I go into the Nsync chat under BabyBlueJuJu and say I'm Justin and they go "No you ain't" And I'm like "Yes, I Is."

La: HA HA HA HA!!! I go in and say I work with you and I KNOW you guys are gay. We should Team up.

L: BrB. Phone.

--------pause...again---------

La: I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J: Who?

La: Jeff, He is such an ass-hole.

J: I can fire him.

La: yea I wish. He works for Jive and not *nsync so.... you can't personally.

J: What does he do? I know he is your boss but.... La: He is head of PR at Jive. Everyone who works for anyone's PR who is signed ti Jive (ie: Me working for *Nsync) works for him. Look I gotta go. They, for some off reason, are calling me in to sit at a Backstreet meeting.

J: But you don't work for them.

La: No I work for JIVE. They are signed to JIVE. sigh it must be big if they are calling me in.. or they are going to reassign me, I gotta go 4 real now... BYE!!!

J: Bye.

Next: Chapter 6: Tiger Beat


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