I didn't have to wait long to hear from Danny again. His whole world had changed when he realized hooking up with guys didn't have to require hours of planning his meals or douching, and that at least one guy thought his farts and skid marks were hot. To be honest, he had kind of always thought so too.
Danny hit me up with a text this morning: "Got the hangover shits. Still wanna see what cleared out that bathroom at the bar so fast?"
"Fuck, you know it man. Hold it for me, I'm otw."
Danny answered the door in a white tank and gray sweats. He was sweaty and his hair was still all over, he had a faint whiff of musk and I could definitely smell the beer on him.
"Come on, I gotta dump so bad bro."
I followed him to the bathroom and he practically tore his pants down to hit the bowl, followed by a long gassy squeak and the unmistakable sound of a fat, moist shit log crackling through his tight fuckhole accompanied by a long deep moan of pleasure, pain and relief.
"Damn Danny, fuck, it stinks!"
He just grinned a coy, innocent smile as his massive turd squelched and crackled from his smooth bum, clouding the room in his stench as it splashed and curled into the bowl.
"Smell my shit bro. I know you wanna dig around in my dirty hole."
Danny looked so fucking sexy on the toilet, it was hard to believe something so foul came out of someone so cute. I lowered my nose to his balls, took a long slow whiff, and ran my tongue up the shaft of his sweaty dick, leaning into his smooth French Vanilla colored thighs and getting my nose as close as I could to his shitting Asian dude-hole. It smelled like egg salad left in the sun then marinated in beer and boy sweat. I was in love.
"That feels so fucking good man. Fuck, you're such a nasty pig." he said, using his hand to waft the smell towards my face, grinning as the bog stink hit me full force.
"Inhale it deep. I want you to fucking breathe my shit. That's some Grade A Danny turd gas deep in your lungs. Lean in closer and smell it! I can't believe you're gonna fuck me. I'm not even gonna fuckin wipe before you stick it in me."
"Shit for me bro," I said, running my hands over his slim torso and feeling his abs flex, "you're so fucking hot! I need you to paint my fucking dick."
"Fuuuccckkk" he grunted, visibly straining to get the last of his crap out, sweat dripping down his chest and forehead as a long sulfury fart blasted from his dirty hole. It smelled so bad, but I was so turned on. I needed to make hot sweaty love to this raunchy Asian king so badly. To feel his greasy skids guiding my fat cock in his smooth manhole. To smell his filth as I split his second hole open and seeded his creamy boy butt.
I bent in to savor the aroma of Danny's fart and to admire the fat meaty turd already floating under his beautiful bum. Danny's hole was stretched and turtling with another fat brown log.
I took Danny's cock in my mouth and massaged his belly for a bit. I knew he couldn't resist my cock for long. He wanted it bad. He needed to get dicked down hard, but knew his butt was a shitty mess and didn't feel like cleaning out. He knew only one guy up to the challenge, and I was more than ready for it.
I slid my fingers into the knob of Danny's shit-greased but hole, eliciting a moan from Danny as I dug out a soft clay-like chunk of his boy filth and began using it to stroke my cock. It was warm, slick, firm, and it stunk as I smeared it down my hard shaft. It was gritty and pliable in my fingers as I ran it up and down my shaft, feeling it mix with my precum, watching Danny's hole give way to my curious fingers and pulse with anticipation.
I slid a third finger inside Danny, scooping more of his filth as I helped him into the tub on all four, gave my finger a long sniff, then buried my nose in his crack, earning a sulfury fart as I inhaled his stink.
"Yeah, sniff my dirty ass. Look at how hard your cock is from smelling my crap. Are you gonna get off in my stinky hole, bro?"
I spit on Danny's hole and rubbed the head against his brown-streaked pucker.
"Are you gonna take all of my fat cock up your dirty shithole, stud?"
"Fuck yeah, give it to me! Slide that monster cock deep in my stinky butt you dirty white boy!"
I spit on it and drove it home into Danny's dirty ass. It felt like heaven parting his shitty hole and burying my root deep inside.
Danny grunted as my cock slowly opened his ripe hole, sliding through his greased up shitbox with surprising ease and piercing through his second hole with a gassy plop. I spit onto his hole again and started grinding in his filthy butt.
I farted between thrusts in and out of Danny's dirty hole. "Smell that Danny? That's my ass blowing you a kiss."
Danny coughed, causing his hole to tighten repeatedly around my hard cock and then fart against it, sending a wave of brown sludge down my throbbing pink shaft.
"I know you like it baby. Take my dick up your shitty hole while you smell my farts!"
"Fuck yeah, fuck my shit out bro!"
Between Danny's dump and my farts, the whole room smelled like boy shit. It was fucking hot, and it was only getting stinkier as my hard cock pounded away at the last nuggets of filth inside his cute little Asian butt.
"Holy shit, are you pissing in my ass right now?!"
I grinned at him as my hot piss filled his dirty butt, sloshing audibly as my cock slid through his mud chute.
"Take my cock and my piss! Your ass already smells like shit anyway. It's making me horny as fuck!"
"I'm so full, fuck! Dick my ass bro!"
Danny's butthole gave out all at once, ejecting my dick and piss with a gassy spray and both of us cumming together, collapsing into each other's arms and shivering with pleasure.