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Getting a Tip
With the cost of living going up so much I turned to being an Uber Eats delivery driver some evenings. The extra income helped, and truth be told with our daughter being so young the place was so loud with crying, too many noisy toys and children's TV shows that I was happy to be out of the house a couple of evenings a week.
Don't get me wrong, I loved her to bits, but I wasn't prepared for how much becoming a parent would change things. Sex had become a rarity. We either didn't have time, or we were both so tired when we went to bed. I'd resorted to masturbating in the bathroom every other day, but it only helped so much. It wasn't an easy time, but people said we'd get through this stage and things would settle down in a few months. Months!
I was twenty four, people said I was good looking, and I was fit despite having to cancel my gym membership. I always tried to turn on the charm and flirt a little with whoever I delivered food to, hoping it would lead to getting more in tips. It seemed to work as well, there's a lot of waiting around at takeaways in that job, so you'd sometimes strike up a conversation with another Uber Eats driver. There was a chubby one in his forties that told me he didn't get many tips at all, so clearly I was doing something right as I would get several on a busy shift.
On this particular evening I didn't have time to 'sort myself out' before starting delivering, as my girlfriend was giving our baby a bath. I hoped there would be time to have a quick wank in one of the restaurant toilets while waiting for an order, as I had had to do a few times lately.
There was a pick-up from the local fish and chip shop, I slowly drove the half-mile to collect it and headed to the customer's address.
Meanwhile a man of about fifty was preparing for his dinner. He hadn't felt like cooking that evening so had turned to Uber Eats. He looked up the driver's profile and licked his lips when he saw the photograph.
"I'd love to get my mouth around whatever he's packing." He thought.
He scowled when he read the driver's messaging which said, "I'm just doing this to support my new baby! Tips always appreciated!"
"I bet he'd appreciate my tip." He squeezed his cock. "I wonder what I could get him to do to earn it. Could be fun."
There was quite a lot of traffic that night as it was raining, and I was making slow progress taking the fish and chips order. Eventually I got there, but it was a good twenty minutes later than it normally would have been. I parked up, grabbed the delivery bag and dashed to the front door as my coat didn't have a hood. I knocked and it opened almost immediately.
"Hiya, I've got your Uber Eats delivery." I smiled to the customer. He looked like he'd just got out of the shower as he was holding a towel that was wrapped around him. It was quite often that whoever opened the door would be wearing quite little. Sometimes towels, dressing gowns were very common. There had been one time having banged on the door for a while when someone poked their head out of an upstairs window and said he'd be headed down. When he finally opened the door he was just wearing briefs, but his belly was so big it overhung them so you could hardly see he had them on anyway.
"You're late." The customer said gruffly.
"I'm sorry, the traffic through town is really bad tonight."
"It better not be cold."
"Oh it should be fine, this is a really good insulated bag." I opened it up and removed his order.
I held out the package of fish and chips, but when the customer reached out to take it his towel dropped to the floor revealing quite a sizeable cock and low hanging balls. I froze to the spot.
"Oh shit, sorry!" The guy said, he covered his cock with his hands.
"Erm, that's OK." I stammered. I was stood there holding out the food to a guy whose hands were now otherwise occupied, so I didn't know what to do next.
"If I take that I'll be all on display for all the world to see again." He took a step back further into the house.
I regained my composure. "What would you like me to do?"
"Err. Could you come inside and put it on the table, please. I don't want it getting more wet with it raining so much, it'll ruin my dinner."
"Sure." I stepped inside. The only customer's house I'd ever been in before was an old lady who had ordered shopping from the supermarket, I took it through to her kitchen for her.
"I don't want the neighbours seeing me like this." He said, shutting the door.
The naked man thought, "Flashing him and getting him to come inside was easy." He had an evil grin on his face as he closed the door. "Now let's see if I can get him to show me his cock."
I placed the food parcel on the table. "Here OK?" I said, turning around.
"That's perfect." He answered. "Let me just grab this towel, I don't want to give you another fright." He laughed.
He turned on the spot showing me his naked arse, then he bent over low to get the towel. It took him longer than was strictly necessary to pick it up, all the time with his hairy crack gaping just a few feet in front of me. He wrapped the towel around himself and turned to face me. There was a noticeable bulge growing inside the towel.
"Thank you." He said.
I was totally thrown when I saw it and just stared.
"You like what you see?" The guy said after a while, his cock now fully hard.
"Huh?" Is all I could reply.
"You can't take your eyes off it."
"Oh sorry!"
"That's fine. I can drop the towel again if you want."
"I should get going so you can have your dinner."
"It'll microwave. I'm in no hurry."
"I need to finish this, then Uber will hopefully offer me more pick-ups."
"With the roads so busy? You'll be late for it anyway and not earn much."
"Yeah it can be a problem sometimes." I got myself back under control. I looked at my phone and pressed on the app to say I had delivered it. "It's requested a photo of the handover."
"We can do that if you like."
"It's OK, I can skip it."
"I don't mind. We can recreate it. I was standing over here holding up my towel, you gave me the package and then whoops!" He dropped the towel. "My towel was on the floor and you could see me naked."
I'd never seen someone else's erection before.
"You ready to take the photo?" He asked. "Oh I covered myself up before didn't I!" He hid his cock in his hands. "This was easier last time, I didn't have a hard-on. You going to take your picture then?"
"It's OK, it's not necessary."
"Righto." He dropped his hands to his sides and his cock sprang back upwards.
"I'd better go then. Enjoy your meal." I headed to the door.
"Hold up, I'll give you a tip. I'll just grab my wallet."
"Thank you." I said, wanting to get out of there as quickly as possible. "You can do that through the app."
"I've got cash, I'll just be a moment getting my wallet." He headed out the room and came back in holding it. "Now how much should I give you?" He scratched his balls with his other hand.
"Erm. Anything you like, thank you."
"I normally give a fiver, but I guess you were very late." He gave his cock a squeeze and pulled back the foreskin.
"Yeah sorry." I breathed as I stared.
"I guess I could still give you a fiver. If you do something for me."
"I really need to get a move on."
"It'll only take a moment."
"OK, what would you like me to do?"
"Show me your cock."
"What?!"
"You heard. Show me your cock and I'll give you a fiver tip."
"Why would you like to see my cock?"
"I like cocks."
"I'm not getting my cock out for a fiver." I said, I put my phone in my pocket and headed to the door.
"A tenner then."
I stopped. That was more than I'd make in an hour of delivering. "Ten? Just for a quick look at my cock?"
"Sure. But for that much I want to take a photo of it."
I stood there thinking about it. I could do with the money, and what harm would it do to give some bloke a bit of a thrill?
"If I were to do that it'd have to be a close up. Not my face or anything that'll show who I am, just my cock."
"And your balls."
"Sure of course."
"And your arse?" He asked me.
"Twenty." I replied.
"OK, we have a deal."
"Yeah, lets do it before I change my mind." I said. I undid my belt.
"Not here, I've a little photo studio in the next room."
The naked man lead me into a room which had a backdrop, speed-lights on stands, a shoot-through umbrella and a decent looking camera.
"Do you do this sort of thing a lot?" I asked whilst he set up his equipment.
"I usually do portraits. But I sometimes take more interesting pictures for my own collection, like now. Take your clothes off and put them over there." He pointed to a table.
I hesitated.
"Come on, the sooner we do this the sooner you're back on the road."
I took off my shoes and socks, undid my belt and took down my trousers.
"Take your shirt off but leave your underwear on for now." He ordered. I did as I was told. "You look hot." He squeezed his cock. "Now stand over there and face me."
"No pics of my face, yeah?"
"I know... A little to your left please." I obliged. "That's good. Put your arms to your side, please." He took a photo.
"Now turn round." I did. He took another photo. I had to admit to myself that I was quite enjoying this, it had been too long since my girlfriend had looked at me this way. It was nice to feel desirable, even if it was some perve.
"Now take your underwear about half way down your backside."
I took them down a little way.
"More please, that was only an inch."
I pulled them down a little further.
"Still no good. Can I position them as I want them?"
"OK, I really do need to get going though."
Quick as a flash he was kneeling on the floor behind me. He reached out and pressed his hands against my arse.
"So sexy." He said, as he pulled down my shorts further. "Stay like that." He went and took another photo. "Now turn and face me again."
I turned round.
"Now I want one with your shorts lower at the front as well, before we go on to the naked shots."
He came and knelt in front of me again. My cock was soft, but definitely fuller than normal. He pulled my shorts to where he wanted them, brushing his hand gently against my cock in the process, which gave it a jolt. He took a photo and squeezed himself more.
He knelt in front of me. "Can I take these off now so I can get the nude photos?"
"Sure."
His finger skimmed over the fabric hiding my cock, then he took the underwear and slowly pulled them down to my ankles. I stepped out of them.
"Beautiful." He stayed kneeling just a few inches in front of me, staring at my manhood.
"Well, are you going to take a photo?"
"I want it hard in the picture." He reached out and wrapped his hand around it.
"Oi, I can do that!"
"No need, it's working already." He gently stroked my cock.
I should have stopped him, but I stayed silent as he slowly wanked my rapidly growing cock.
"You're a big boy aren't you? You've got a tasty looking piece. Is this OK?" He asked me, speeding up his strokes. I just nodded.
"What about this?" He said. He leaned forward and enveloped my cock in his lips.
"Oh fuck." Was all I could say as he sucked on me. I shut my eyes and just enjoyed the sensation, I would have let him make me cum, but suddenly he stopped and stood up.
"Lovely. Now your fully hard I can take the photo." He moved behind the camera and took a picture. "Stand sideways on please... That's good. OK, now turn your back to me so I can see your arse... beautiful." The camera clicked again.
"Now I need you to bend over so I can get a better shot of your arse. Lean over that white box please." I obliged. "All the way over... Yeah like that." He moved some lights around and came behind me.
"Spread your cheeks for me for the close up of your hole." I grasped behind me all pulled them apart.
"Like that?" I asked.
"Wider. Let me help." He traced his finger down my crack, then spread them as wide as they would go. "Your arse is amazing." He gently ran his finger tip over my hole.
"Stay just like that." He said, and took a photo. He came back. "Hmmm, it's not quite right... I know, it needs to glisten more. That OK?"
"What?"
"I need to make it look a bit wetter so it shines good on camera. OK?"
"I guess."
"OK, keep them spread." Suddenly he was tonguing my arse.
"What are you doing?!" I gasped. He didn't respond as he continued. "I said what are you doing?"
"I'm rimming you, to make it all wet for the photo." He went back to licking my hole for a few moments. "That should do it." He said, he stood up and took another photo. "That's going to come out great."
He knelt back down and put his tongue in me again. "You like it?"
"I don't know." Is all I could say.
"Lie on your back, there's one more photo I want to take."
I rolled over.
Pre-cum was dripping down my cock. "Nice. It certainly looks like you're enjoying it." He grinned, taking a photo. "I want to get your cock and arse in the same picture. Lift up your knees so your ass goes into the air... Bit more... That's it. Let me just deal with this pre-cum." He licked my cock clean. "You taste good." He went and took another photo.
He came back and stood over me, masturbating. "Nice photos, thanks for that mate."
"Are we done?" I asked, surprised.
"I've taken all the photos we agreed to."
"Oh." I was so horny and felt disheartened that it was finishing without release.
"That's unless you want to take more. Have you got time?"
"I suppose I could stay longer, to give time for the traffic to clear."
"OK. Well I've about taken all the ones I can of someone on his own that won't show his face. So more pictures will just be repeats."
"Oh OK."
He reached out and held my cock. "Unless we take a photo of me doing this to you." He slowly wanked it.
"If you like."
"Sure." He grinned. "You'll have to take the photo though, my hands will be full." He stopped and went to a drawer and took out another camera. "This one's simpler." He handed it to me. "It's all ready, just point and click when you're ready."
I watched through the viewfinder as he wrapped his hand around my shaft again and gently stroked it, while he caressed my balls with his other hand. Seeing it through a lens helped me to disassociate with what was happening.
Soon the man was sucking on my cock while furiously wanking himself. I took a picture, and then just lay back letting it happen. My breathing got steadily deeper, my balls tightening and suddenly I was seeing fireworks as I unloaded my cum into the guy's hungry mouth.
"Roll over, I'm going to shoot over your ass." He said urgently. I turned over and showed him my arse again. He knelt over me and wanked himself hard. "Yeah you're so fucking hot!" He shouted as his cock spurted over me.
"Oh that was good. I'd love to fuck you one day."
"I'm not gay." I said, standing up.
"I know." He grinned at me.
"I was just doing the photos for the tip."
"Well if you want a bigger tip next time, let me cum inside your ass instead of on it." He handed me a towel and I dried myself off.
Soon I was dressed and ready to leave and he gave me the money and his card. "Call me if you want to see how the photos turned out or in case you need to earn more money." He said.
I turned the Uber Eats app back on, picked up my bag and ran to the car so the rain didn't get me too wet. It didn't really bother me what we'd done together, and I'd earnt more in the last twenty minutes than I would have done in an hour. How much more could I have got if I went further? I was straight, but if I were being paid I could pretend for a little while. It'd certainly beat waiting around for a delivery to come in. I sat, bored in the car for over fifteen minutes until the app offered me another job. I would definitely ring him again.