Greatest Clickbait Ever
Written by Moe the Throat GOAT
Four close college friends sat huddled at the end of the bed, facing a massive computer screen. They were occasionally giggling. They consisted of Luke, the gay boy; Emily, the shy girl; Sam, the slutty girl; and Melba, the big girl.
"So, they want to meet you," Sam purred into the microphone.
"Except for me," Emily whispered as she stuck up her index finger and rolled her eyes.
"We hear you're a big daddy money bag," Melba said like a shameless slut.
"Yes, big and beautiful. I'm a very wealthy man," a deep voice boomed from the blackened screen.
"And you're my wealthy man," Sam said, grinning and doing a touchdown shimmy.
"Well, honey, don't get greedy. There's enough big daddy to go around," he said with a southern drawl.
"What do you do for a living?" Emily asked.
"None of your goddamn business!" Money Bags roared. Emily jolted backward. "Just kidding. Got you good," he continued.
"Well, we got to go," Sam chirped.
"Oh, you beautiful ladies aren't going anywhere," Money Bags said, laughing evilly.
"One of us has a penis," Sam responded.
"One million dollars," Money Bags announced.
The four looked at each other in confusion. "What are you talking about, Daddy?" Sam asked.
"That's how much I pay for you four to get naked and fuck right now," he replied, point blank.
The nun in Emily kicked in. "Like hell we are," Emily snapped.
Melba lifted her hand. "Wait a minute. A million dollars is a lot of fucking money," Melba said, turning red.
"He's lying," Emily shot back.
"Am I?" Money Bags asked like a slime ball. "Sam, have they not seen your toys?"
"Yes, Daddy. I love to show off for you," Sam replied while making her fake boobs jiggle.
"I'm still calling bullshit," Emily said like a pretentious snob.
"Luke isn't going to have sex with us," Melba said.
Luke did his shy boy routine with his blond, heavily-gelled bangs shooting out his head like spikes. "Is there someone who can join this young feller?" Money Bags asked.
"We are not doing this," Emily said as she flashed open her hands and rolled her eyes.
Sam grinned and snapped. "Dilbert!" Sam exclaimed.
"Eww, no!" Emily gagged.
"Let me go get him," Sam said, exiting the room.
Emily spun toward the screen. "Listen, you old turd--" Emily hissed.
"I'm 35," Money Bags chimed in.
"Ew, still too old," Emily said.
Sam and tall, sexy deliciousness--in a nerdy boy kind of way--Dilbert entered.
Luke started snapping his fingers. "That's the gardener. And he's the neighbor's gardener at that," Melba said.
"Million dollars," Sam whispered.
"And that's why I'm getting naked," Melba said, pulling off her shirt.
"This is not happening," Emily said.
Dilbert smiled and asked, "What's going on here?"
"All of us can share a million dollars if we fuck on camera," Sam said as she pulled off her top.
"Oh, fuck yes," Dilbert said and pulled off his shirt.
"He's lying to all of you," Emily said.
"Then leave," Sam snapped.
"Fine, I will," Emily responded, heading to the door.
"Only $500,000 if she leaves," Money Bags warned.
"Bitch, get your ass back here," Sam screeched.
Emily spun around. "Oh, yeah. Then show us this money!" Emily demanded.
"I'll send $200K to Sam's account right now," Money Bags said.
"Let's see it," Emily said.
Sam got on her iPhone, looked up her account, and gave a thumbs-up. She showed Emily and Emily's mouth dropped. By this time, Dilbert was fully naked and grinding on a naked Melba as Luke beat off next to them.
Sam got naked as Emily stood stiffly with her arms folded. "Let's see you," Emily said to the screen.
"Fine," Money Bags replied. Money Bags turned on his cam, revealing himself to be an old, obese man next to his middle-aged, overweight Filipina wife. He was naked and stroking his cock as his wife straddled his side and fingered herself.
"I knew this was a scam!" Emily exploded.
"And who is this bitch, Daddy?" Sam asked.
"My wife of thirty years. Now, stop all that yapping and get naked."
Emily stared into the naked bodies as she clasped her hands before her clothed body. "What do you want to see first, Daddy?" Sam asked.
"I want to see that handsome stud fuck that young punk," he said, licking his chops.
"I ain't gay, but for $200,000, yeah, I'm fucking some ass," Dilbert rose and opened Luke's legs.
"Oh, fuck me, bruh," Luke groaned like a foghorn.
Dilbert slapped him across the face. "Shut up and take my dick," Dilbert snapped.
Emily shrieked. "Hurry, someone call the police," she begged.
Dilbert began plowing away at Luke's ass. "Oh, they're just fucking," Sam muttered.
"Emily, be a good girl and get naked for Daddy," Money Bags said, pulling out a massive wad of hundreds. "This offer isn't going to be around forever."
"Is that so?" Emily screamed and tore off her shirt.
Money Bags roared, "Get nasty!"
Emily got naked and strutted slowly and sensually toward the screen. Suddenly, she spun around, bent over, and spread her pussy and asshole. Money Bags groaned as he nutted all over his wife's face. Dilbert turned up his fucking to turbo and nutted deep inside Luke, which caused Luke also to nut. It was a chain reaction of creaming.
Then Emily lunged onto Melba and ground her pussy on her face. Emily looked back at Money Bags. "Who's the bad girl now, Money Fuck?" Emily hissed.