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Handyman Dan (A Cum and Pee Tale)
My name is Chuck. I'm a forty year old recovering faggot. Or at least I thought I was. One day I received a flyer hand delivered to my mailbox. A guy who called himself handyman Dan was looking for work in the neighborhood. He listed his skills and it seemed like he could do just about everything. I have always liked keeping local people employed whenever I could and I did have a privacy fence that was in need of some minor repair. So I gave him a call.
He was tall and lean. In his mid thirties I would say. After showing him what I needed done I told him if he needed anything like a drink or to use the bathroom just knock. Then I said but if you just have to pee and don't want to go through the trouble of coming into the house you can always just pee outside if you want to since the yard is so private. I had completely surrounded my back yard to block out the neighbors. It's not that I don't like them it's just I enjoy my privacy. "The weather is nice and I pee out here all the time" I said.
The next day I was outside talking to him about the project when suddenly he excused himself, turned to the side, pulled down his shorts and whipped out his dick and started to piss. It was a little awkward. But even from the side view I got of him I was shocked at the size of his dick. The man had a horse cock. From that moment on I could not get that vision out of my head. It comsumed my thoughts. I found excuses to be outside with him while he was there working in hopes of getting another peek of his cock.
He brought a large water jug with him and was constantly drinking water from it. He mentioned that it's important for him to stay hydrated. And so he did! I had never seen anyone drink so much water and because of it piss so much as well. But I was getting lots of peeks so I wasn't complaining. After a while I guess he got comfortable with me and when he had to piss he no longer even bother to turn to the side. I could be talking to him and he would just drop his shorts whip that monster dick out and start pissing right in front of me. When you have a hugh dick like his I guess there's no reason to be shy. I thought by then he must have caught me staring at it. But he didn't said a word.
Then one day he asked "are you ever gonna ask me Chuck?" Puzzled I said "ask you what?" "Ask if you can suck my dick" he replied. "I see you staring at it and I know you want to. That's why you said it was ok to piss outside in you back yard wasn't it Chuck? You were hoping to get a peek at my big dick weren't you. Maybe you thought you'd get a chance to suck on it? I have to piss right now. Come hold it while I do? You'll feel the piss flowing through. Won't that be fun? I know you want to Chuck." he said looking very serious. I was without words! Then he whipped out his big dick and walked toward me. I never wanted a dick more. I reached out my hand and held on to his giant cock. It felt so big and meaty in my hand. Especially when compared to my own little dick. He looked me right in the eye and started to piss on me as I held onto his monster dick. He told me to aim it for my crotch. I lifted it upward and pointed it to my crotch as he instructed me to and he just drenched my crotch area with his warm piss. His piss was running down my legs. Yet somehow I couldn't let go nor could I move away. Holding his cock as he soaked me with warm piss just felt so wonderful. I think it must have been an Alpha over Beta male thing for him. Showing his superiority over me. And if so he accomplished his goal. He could have had me do anything for his big cock!
When he was almost finished he ordered me onto my knees. With piss still dripping from his dick he said "open wide Chuck." I did and he put his piss dripping dick in my mouth and I began to suck him off as he smiled down on me. "There you go Chuck something told me you were a faggot cocksucker. Do you like sucking my cock Chuck?" I answered that question by simply making love to his big beautiful cock. He laughed and said "oh nevermind. I can see you do Chuck. Hand me my cell phone from my shorts pocket Chuck. I did as he said and he started to video me going down on him. I knew it was reckless of me to let him video me sucking his dick but I just couldn't stop myself. "I'm gonna cum so get ready for my load. But I want you to hold it in your mouth so you can show it to me. Then open wide for the camera." After a few more minutes he shot an enormous load of warm fresh cum in my mouth. I'd say it was in proportion to the size of his enormous cock and balls. It filled my mouth completely. I held it there. Then he said "now open up and show all that cum to me Chuck" he said. I did what I was told and he said "Oh yeah! That's a good creamy batch of jizz you sucked out of my balls isn't it faggot? Now swallow it Chuck" I did and he laughed and said "Good boy! Some things are gonna change around here from now on!"
Now look right into the camera and tell me how much you enjoyed sucking my cock Chuck. And remember I already have you on video sucking me off." "I loved sucking your big cock Dan." To which he replied it's Sir to you from now on. Did you like eating my jizz faggot?" "Oh yes Sir it was delicious" "That's my good cocksucker. Now I have to piss again. Stay down there and wrap your lips around my cock and form a tight seal. I'll wash down all that cum with some warm piss" he said laughing. I wrapped my lips around it and suddenly a torant of piss started to flow into my mouth. I drank it down as fast as I could while he continued to video. Some escaped from the sides of my mouth contributing to my already piss soaked shorts. Eventually he stopped after I had drained his bladder completely. Surprisingly I really liked the taste of his piss. It felt great warming my throat and tummy too.
"I'll be back the day after tomorrow and I will be bringing two helpers with me. I don't pay them much but they do good work when I'm there to supervise. Which is all I will be doing from now on. Of course for you Chuck the price just went up. I can see other jobs my helpers can do around here too. It looks like we are gonna be here for quite a while Chuck. Your job will be to take care of me. Or more specifically my big cock. Sound good Chuck?" I responded by saying "yes Sir." "I knew you'd see it my way" he said while laughing. "You see it's a win, win, win, win! You get your place fixed up, you get to enjoy my cock, my helpers stay employed and I get a personal cumdump/toilet. Everybody wins" he laughed.
I learned my role. He returned with his helpers and it wasn't long before he had to piss. No suprise there. He handed one of the helpers a video camera. "Watch this boys" he said to his helpers. "Chuck come over here and get on your knees." I was nervous because I never had an audience before. "Come in close Johnny and get this on video. Chuck wrap your lips around my cock. I have to piss!" I could see the look of surprise on their face. I slowly opened my mouth and he put his cock inside. I knew what was coming. He began to piss. I drank his piss as fast as I could but again I couldn't keep up. I heard the guys laughing. "Look that queer is drinking his piss" I heard one of them say. I didn't care because I had acquired a real taste and an actual craving for his golden nectar. When he was all done pissing he said "stay down there and start sucking my cock Chuck." I did and he got hard very quickly. He held my head and started fucking my mouth. I locked my throat open so he could go in deeper. I felt his cock get even harder and thicker and I knew he was getting close. "Hold it in your mouth Chuck. I wanna show the boys how well I have you trained." He shot his load. It was just as much as the last time. The man could shoot such big loads. "Ok Chuck show them all that cum." I did and they laughed. "Ok swallow Chuck and tell them how much you like it." I was horny as hell and I quickly blurted out "I love his cum and I love drinking his piss and I love sucking his cock too." They all laughed and of course they got it all on video.
At the end of the day Dan said "boys I want you to help me with something. Chuck I want you to strip naked and sit on the picnic table bench facing out. Guys this is why I asked you to hold your piss as long as you can. Go stand on the bench on either side of Chuck. Whip your dicks out and face towards him. When I give the word I want you to piss on this sissy's head and face while I piss on his little dick so I can remind him that he's my submissive little piss toilet from now on." My little dick got hard for some strange reason. Dan gave the word and piss rained down hard on me from all directions. I turn my head to the right and left and drank some of his helper's piss. But their's was so much more pungent than Dan's own piss. Probably because Dan drinks so much water. It felt good but what felt best of all was Dan pissing on my little dick and tiny balls. I can't explain it but I felt such a bond with him as I felt his warm piss soaking my naked crotch. The way I was sitting his piss was mostly trapped in my lap and couldn't drain. My dick became immersed in a puddle of his golden piss. I kept my legs closed as to hold it there as long as I could because it felt so warm and wonderful. Of course Dan laughed and got that on video too. He and his boys are still working at my place. It's been almost a year now. And I'm having the time of my life!
Any comments please contact Chuck at: shamooka@yahoo.com