Hanging Naked with the Rednecks Chapter 1

Hanging Naked with the Rednecks

Chapter 1

I'd been chatting online with them a while. It was Friday night. They seemed decent, but they lived about an hour away below the state line. I wasn't sure I wanted a two hour round trip for 15 minutes of fun. Tommy and Eddie seemed nice. They were in their early 40s and had been together a while. I was just 33 myself. They lived rural outside a small town due south from me. It be an easy trip.

"So you wanna drop by?" the message said.

"I don't know. It's getting late. Nearly an hour drive. Be almost 11 when I get there." I wrote.

"We'll still be up man. Tell ya what. You can crash here. We promise you won't have to drive home that late."

Staying over would make it easier. Least I wouldn't be exhausted driving home. What the hell. We'd been chatting a while and they seemed like a decent sort.

"Sure man. I'll come on down." I offered.

"Good deal, bud. We ain't fancy. You don't have to dress up. Hell, you already told us you ain't much on dressing at all. It's all good. Come on down. If you ain't going back tonight, you can have a few drinks with us."

They typed out directions to their house. Seemed pretty easy. About 10 minutes out of the town center. It was still late summer, so I grabbed a shower, pulled on a t-shirt and cargo shorts, and put on my sport sandals and headed out. A little less than an hour later I found myself heading slowly down a country road looking for their mailbox. I found it and drove down their drive. It was fairly wooded and a couple hundred feet back to the house. The house was an simple ranch style. Little older. Looked like they had added a sun room at some point. There were two full-size pickups in the drive. I drove a smaller model pickup truck and parked next to them.

I hopped out and looked around. There was landscape lighting, but no glaring spotlight. What the hell. I peeled off my t-shirt and tossed it on the seat of the truck. Took my sandals off and put them in the truck, and dropped my shorts. I picked them off the ground and put them on the seat. It was rural, so I left my wallet in my shorts, locked the truck, and tucked the key up under the bumper.

I stood there for a moment, totally naked in the night air. The asphalt drive on my bare feet. We had discussed my lack of modesty on the chat, so they knew how I was. I headed to the door with my slightly bow legged gait.

There was no bell, so I just knocked. I heard someone call out and footsteps were coming to the door. The door opened and a somewhat lanky redneck about 5-11 and 170 lbs opened the door. He grinned when he looked at me.

"Well howdy bud, glad ya made it. Aren't you something?" He looked me up and down. "I'm Eddie." He reached out and shook my hand.

"Hey bud, good to meet ya." I replied. "My buddies call me Buck. It's a nickname."

Eddie laughed. "Guess cause you're buck naked. Come on in, Tommy is back in the kitchen."

Eddie was shirtless and barefoot wearing a pair of jeans. He had lighter brown air that was a little shaggy, and a stache and beard that was slightly blonder than his hair. He had hair on his chest and arms and a little patch around his belly button. I followed Eddie into the house and back to the kitchen where Tommy was fixing some drinks.

"We got company" Eddie said.

Tommy turned around and smiled. "Welcome bud. Glad ya made yourself comfortable. I'm Tommy." He extended his hand and it was still cold from the beers he pulled out of the fridge. Tommy slid a beer and a shot glass of brown liquor across the island.

"Thanks bud. I'm Buck. Good to meet ya."

Tommy and Eddie each lifted their shot glass for a toast. I grabbed mine and joined in. "To a good Saturday night" Eddie said, and we all tossed back the shot. Tommy quickly filled the glasses again. Whiskey. I took a deep swig from my beer can and belched.

Tommy grinned at me. "Guess we don't have to worry about our manners."

Tommy was barefooted too. He had on loose denim shorts and a big tank top. His hair was black, somewhat short, but unkept. He had a thick stache the extended down past his mouth and a few days growth on his face. The black hair continued down his arms, chest, belly, and legs. He was the hairier of the two.

We hung out in the kitchen and had a few beers and a couple of shots. We talked about all sorts of stuff. The whole evening was relaxing. They seemed perfectly comfortable with me being naked. There was a occasional rubbing of fur. They both liked that I was furry top to bottom including my furry ass. It was close to 1am and Tommy asked if anyone was interested in the hot tub. I was game. We went out to the sunroom and they had a hot tub sitting out there. The sunroom was a little more humid.

Tommy turned on the jets and Eddie slid his jeans off. Like a typical redneck, he was commando underneath. He had a nice bush and cock, and a dusting of fur along his ass crack.

I climbed over the side and Eddie slapped my hairy ass lightly. "Oh to be 30 again." He then climbed in and moved to the far side of the tub.

Tommy set out a couple cold beers for each of us that we could reach from our seats. A couple hours of shots and beers had me already buzzed. He walked over to a bar area and pulled off his tank top. The fur on his chest extended to his furry arm pits. He turned around and threw the tank top on the bar in the sunroom. It was the first time I noticed that Tommy had really wide feet. They were like paws. He was probably similar in weight to Eddie but a couple inches shorter giving him a stockier build. Light batches of black fur could be seen near his shoulder blades. Tommy undid his shorts and let them drop to the floor, revealing a muscular ass covered in black fur. He grabbed his beer off the bar, tilted it back in one swig, and set the can down. As he walked over to the hot tub and climbed in, he let out a deep belch. Eddie laughed as Tommy slid into the water.

We relaxed for a bit and got used to the warm water. Tommy and Eddie hugged up on each other and kissed a little. They rubbed their feet along my hairy legs some, and we shared some stories. I was finishing up my one beer when the jet cycle ended. Eddie reached over and kicked it back on. I started working on the second beer Tommy had set out for me. They really were great guys. Two laid back rednecks in no hurry to get through life. I felt my eye lids starting to get a little heavy.

"Someone looks like the day is catching up with them" Eddie said.

"Yeah, all the booze and that warm hot tub will do it" I said. "And man I gotta take a piss."

"Well it's almost 2 in the morning and I'm guessing you had worked yesterday." Tommy said. "You can go out that door there into the backyard and piss. Then you don't have to dry off first." Tommy laughed, "we piss in the yard all the time."

I smiled and nodded and climbed out of the tub. I went out the door and walked about 10 feet from the house. I didn't even grab my dick. I just stood there and let the piss flow. After the hot tub, the night air felt cool.

Eddie looked out the window at my 6-2 frame in the backyard. He had climbed out of the tub and polished off his last beer. "Man, he's a cutie. Tall sucker."

Tommy was by the bar finishing his last beer. "He looks pretty tired. Probably time we all hit the bed."

I walked back in a little drier than when I left. Tommy handed me a towel. He and Eddie were fairly dry. I quickly toweled off the majority of the water on my skin.

"Looks like it's bedtime for you" Tommy declared. "We can put you up in the guest room or you can dog pile with us. We gotta King."

I grinned. "I'm always up for a dog pile. Hope my getting sleepy ain't anti-social."

Eddie chuckled, "not at all, Buck. We've all worked full weeks."

Tommy and Eddie led me back into the house and down the hall to their master bedroom. The house was pretty clean, a little cluttered, definitely a guy's place. The master was a good size with a couple night stands and the king bed between them.

"Stretch out Buck. Get some rest." Eddie said.

I sat on the edge of the bed and laid down. It was very comfortable and felt good to be off my feet. The booze and hot water had me pretty relaxed. Tommy sat on the opposite side of the bed and Eddie climbed in and took the middle spot. The room was dark and I was already half asleep. I heard some noise and glanced over. Tommy and Eddie were spooned up together making out slowly like two guys that had been doing this a long time. They ran their hands over each other and exchanged long, deep kisses. I watched in the dark and listened to them.

Slowly they migrated on the bed. Eddie ended up on his back and Tommy was on top in the 69 position. While Eddie had a little more length on him, Tommy had a fatter penis. Both men seemed above the 7 inch range. They were in no rush and seemed without care that a total stranger was laying next to them while they enjoyed the intimacy of each other. I faded in and out for a bit while they enjoyed oral sex, and finally fell asleep. I woke briefly some time later to the sound of Tommy snoring. Both rednecks were asleep in the bed next to me, hugged up on each other, Eddie spooning Tommy. I slid over a little to spoon up against Eddie and fell back asleep.

I was jostled awake a few hours later. The clock on the night stand said it was still before 5am and the room was still dark. I was on my side facing the edge of the bed. Eddie was beside me and I felt him fondle my ass with a cold, wet finger. I knew what lube felt like. I was still buzzed and exhausted. Eddie was sliding my one leg up.

"Let him sleep, Ed" I heard Tommy say. "He's still outta it. We gave him a lot of shots."

"Just means he's nice and relaxed" Eddie replied as he lubed up his dick.

I got a hint of the beer of Eddie's breath and the smell of his body as he got close to me. He threw a leg over me and I felt him position his cock at my hole. He pushed it in slowly but fully until his bush was against my furry ass. I grunted as he did.

"Comfortable?" He whispered in me ear.

I grunted again, "not really."

Eddie leaned forward and rustled in the night stand. He pulled out a bottle of poppers and said, "take a deep hit, it will more comfortable as we go."

I did as he instructed, and felt the warm rush fill me and my hole relax some. Eddie held still for a few seconds and them began to slowly thrust in and out of my hairy ass. He got a good rhythm going and it was clear he was enjoying himself. I could hear Tommy snoring on the other side of the bed. Eddie laid me out on my belly and let himself slip out. He leaned in and was kissing and licking on my neck. When he licked my ears, my whole body shivered with pleasure. After a few minutes more I felt Eddie lift up and reposition his cock. It's length entered deep into me. It hadn't come up in conversation, but I was pretty sure Eddie was in me bare.

Eddie kicked my legs apart some with his knees. His arms were on either side of me. The trusts were deep and Eddie's grunting was getting louder. Each thrust was harder than the on before it. He was enjoying this new ass while his lover slept a couple feet away. Eddie was ramming me hard. The clock indicated he'd been at it about 20 minutes. I could hear his breathing becoming labored. Suddenly he thrust hard. I felt his body tighten up, and knew his seed was flowing into me.

Eddie lowered his body on top of me. He lay there breathing heavy as his dick softened and slid out of me. He rolled off me onto the bed and pulled me close to spoon up against him. In the dark room, I heard his breathing still as he fell asleep and my eyes closed as I joined him.

I opened my eyes and saw the clock on the night stand read about 6:30am. The room was dimly lit with the morning light. Tommy was still asleep, face down on the bed and snoring with his hairy ass in the air. Eddie was gone. I looked around and sat up. I needed to piss and stumbled over to the bathroom.

"Morning, Buck," Eddie said while sitting on the toilet. "I gotta work today, but don't worry, Tommy's off, so you can still hang out. If ya gotta piss, just use the sink."

I stepped up to the sink. My cock was semi-hard, but I could still piss, so I began to relieve myself. Eddie wiped his ass, flushed the toilet, and turned on the shower.

"You're a good guy, Buck. Hope you had a good time. We'd love to have ya hang out again." Eddie offered.

"Thanks bud. You guys are alight. Was great hanging out." I responded. "Don't want to be the third wheel."

Eddie stepped into the shower. "You're good man. We've got lots of friends. Some couples, some singles. It's all good."

"Thanks man." I smiled.

I walked back to the bed and laid down. My eyes were instantly heavy with the softness of the bed and the rhythm of Tommy's snoring. Eddie finished his shower and came out to the bedroom. He pulled on t-shirt and slid on a pair of jeans, commando. He pulled on his socks and a pair of work boots. Eddie walked over and kissed one of Tommy's ass cheeks, and walked out of the room. I heard Eddie go out the door and start up his truck. Tommy stirred and pulled me toward his warm body. We spooned and I felt Tommy's breathing slow, and I slipped back into sleep.