Him Who Made the Seven Stars 4
Him Who Made The Seven Stars
By Waddie Greywolf
Chapter 4
“Bashful saints who spark creation are persecuted and denied their rightful place in the universe by sanctimonious defilers of innocent young boys; crossdressing hypocrites pledged to a cult of death to support inept politicians who exude a frothy residue of intolerance and bigotry fanned by the flames of ignorance, hatred, and suppressed sexual fantasies; they who strive for compassion and the light of reason are forced to live in the shadows and hide their greater purpose under a bushel basket once filled with twaddle-knockers* for an open air market display; they are the true, humble servants of poweful but forgotten gods, and every time they couple to share their love and seed, stem or stern, a bell shall ring out, and another star is born in a distant galaxy. Hosanna is their name. Hosanna in the highest.” From the Watcher’s Holy Book of Prophets: Xoastrous Xenfendel The Elder 16:5
Boomer’s heavily padded large feet covered with fur made little or no sound as they walked down the long dark corridors of the palace lit only by an occasional glowing wall sconce protecting a bioluminescence life-form living behind it. When it sensed movement, or the approaching sound of footsteps, even at a distance, it would start to give off light. The heavier the sound, the brighter the light. They got really excited from the sound of Billy’s buckaroo boots clomping through the corridors amplified ten fold like a pair of high-heels worn by a full figured woman, echoing down the deserted back streets of Skaskatoon on a bitterly cold winter’s night, and the aqualuminnits shown forth with their maximum amount of light from the sound.
Boomer couldn’t remember ever seeing them so excited or the hall so well lit. A scripture came to Boomer’s mind written by a great prophet of his race, sometimes known as the Almost Very Right Reverend Xoastrous Xenfendel; known to all his close associates as Dos Equis, the most interesting watcher in the universe. Thousands of years ago he wrote: And where the humble human, lover of the horse and cow shall walk, great light shall spring up and proceed before him to light his way; and his protector, his faithful watcher slave, who loves him without measure, will receive his simple gift of purity and bear his children. Boomer dismissed the books of prophecy as myth and superstition, but that particular passage nagged at him like a fishwife berating her drunken husband.
After climbing numerous stairs, Boomer told Billy they were high in the main tower of the palace, and the view from the rooms should be spectacular. Billy had a wicked thought: he wondered how much the view would matter when he had his ass filled with Bigfoot cock, and was getting his brains fucked out for old glory, mother, home, and apple pie; oh, yes, and the the Lone Star State of Jesusland. They finally came to another long corridor, and as they walked down the length of the hallway, they could see two figures standing like they were waiting for them.
“Are they waiting for us?” Boomer asked the young human slave.
“Yes, sir. They are your grooms for the evening. They've been doing this for years. They’re good men. You will like them. Everybody does. They’re two old cowboys from Earth. They will put you at ease, and you will have no apprehension about anything. They’ll make you laugh at their bullshit, but don’t let their homespun nonsense fool you. They’re highly trained experts at what they do, and they do their jobs well. All you have to do is lay back, enjoy, follow their easy instructions, and you will have a wonderful, relaxed sexual experience,” the slave promised.
“As they drew closer, Billy could tell they were wearing tall black rubber boots which came up to their crotches, black rubber gloves, and a black rubber apron draped over their necks which came down almost to their ankles. They had nothing on under the aprons and their asses stuck out from behind. The taller of the two was well built, salt and pepper hair in a crew cut, with a finely trimmed buckaroo mustache, and very masculine. The slightly shorter man had a noticeable case of male pattern baldness, and what hair remained, he cut short. He was built like a compact fireplug, and also had a mustache and a two-day stubble of beard. Billy’s penis immediately began to fill with blood, but he wore no Wranglers to hide his shame should he have felt any. He didn’t. The men pretended to ignore Billy’s erection.
“Would ju’ look at them boots, Buck,” the shorter man said, pointing to Billy’s buckaroo boots.
“Damn fine look’n pair a’ boots, pod’na. Makes ma’ feet itch, ‘cause they’d like to be wear’n a fine pair jes’ like 'em,” Buck drawled.
“If’n he ain’t from the New Nineted States a’ Texas, I’ll kiss yore’ace, brother,” the smaller man put his fists on his hips, leaned forward, and declared.
“Shit, Hank, you kiss my ass ever’ night ‘afore you fuck me,” Buck said and laughed.
“Well, then, I’ll kiss it a hun’nert times,” Hank declared like he was disgusted with his buddy’s retort.
“Make it two hun’nert, and you got chore’self a bet, cowboy,” Buck shot back.
“Two hun’nert it is, pod’na!” Hank exclaimed.
“Hank wins the bet. Sorry, Buck,” Billy said, laughed, and stuck out his hand.
“Shit, ‘at ain’t no problem,” Buck replied taking Billy's hand to shake, “Hell far, I love kiss’n Hank’s little rosebud. Me’n that sweet thang’s on a first name basis. It loves me suck’n on it, and I drive it crazy with ma’ tongue, French kiss’n it now and again to see how fur up inside Hank’s hole I can get it,” Buck bragged, “You and this fine look’n watcher plan’n on make’n the beast with two backs tonight, sir?” he asked like it was nothing more than a strole in the park on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
“We’s hope’n to. This here big’un’s ma’ number one slave and protector. His name’s Boomer. He didn’t have no name until I give him one when I’s 'bout seven years old and saved his life. He’s been my protector and watcher as long as I can remember, but we know’d each other for over a decade now. T’other day, the high council of this here planet, they done went and made him my slave. T’weren’t my idea, but I’m glad they done it. Gives us an excuse to see more of each other and love on one another like we talked and dream’n about for a number of years.
"Old Boomer, here, ain’t only ma’ slave, he’s ma’ bonded brother. I love him, and he loves me. How do I know he loves me? I cain't begin to count the ways, but most of all, he done told me so, and my slave’s word is good enough for this cowboy. If’n y’ain’t hear’d by now, my name’s Billy Daniels, gentlemen. Boomer and me, we come from the hill country of West Central Texas jes’ north a’ San Antonio ‘bout a hun’nert miles. I told Boomer I wanted to lose my virginity with him afore we return to planet Texas. You can see how big he is, and I gotta’ be clean to take a monster like him,” Billy said.
“No problem. We’ll fix you up. It'll be a pleasure to groom two brothers what come from god’s country. You men can have yore’ choice of grooms, me or the runt of the litter, there,” Buck said motioning to his partner and grinned.
“Fuck you and the hoss you rode in on, cowboy! I ain’t no runt,” Hank said as he gathered up the front of his rubber apron to flash his cock. It was big, uncut, and as handsome as the rest of the cowboy, “Go on, buckaroo, raise yorn and show them men what a real runt looks like,” Hank demanded of his partner. Buck raised his apron for everyone to see. His cock was just as big, but a bit skinnier.
Instead of offering Hank his hand to shake, Billy held out his hand with the palm up, and Hank didn’t hesitate. He slapped his healthy quarter pounder right into Billy’s hand. Billy wrapped his fingers around it, grinned, and looked Hank in his eyes as he stroked it several time to make it fill with blood. The only problem was, Billy erection grew harder at the same time. Hank winked at Billy and smiled. He could almost read the young man’s mind. “Ya’ona make another bet on who our cowboy picks to be his groom, buckaroo?” Hank asked his mate and grinned.
“Naw, I can tell I already done lost that one. Makes me no never mind, I got me a big handsome long-leggedy beastie to take care of. I’ll make him smell so good and look s’purdy his master’s gonna’ have a fit when he see’s him after I git’s through with ‘em,” Buck bragged.
“Com’moan, Son. You done suffered enough of our bullshit. You and me, we got us a date with a nice warm enema bag. Besides the shit is git’n purdy deep in this hallway. Don’t wanna’ soil them purdy boots a yorn on account a’ us kick’n it around. You come with me and old Hank will clean you out real good, put you on the rack, give you a lube job, grease you up real good, and make you shine like a new penny.
"I’ll make you feel like you cain’t live another minute without that big monster deep inside yore’ fine looking cowboy butt, jes’ like yore’ feet fit them boots. We’ll git chu’ ready to ride the big one, Son. Once you ease yore’self down on that monster’s cock and make yore’self to home in his saddle, we’ll open the chute, and you can ride him down hard and win the rodeo. My money’s on the cowboy. I’ll bet a fine buckroo like you can ride anything," he said and grinned. “By the way, we give belt buckles for the longest ride of the day,” Hank said and laughed at his own bullshit.
Billy fell in love with them. They were his kind of people. They spoke cowboy bullshit fluently.
“Lemme’ hep’ ya’ off with them fine boots, Son. Sometimes things can git a mite messy ‘round here ‘cause shit happens. I’m protected with this here rubber suit I be wear’n, but we wouldn’t wanna’ soil yore’ boots none. Without his boots a cowboy’s jes’ plumb naked, and any cowboy worth the name will only let his buddy fuck him with his boots on,” Hank declared. Billy let him take them off.
“Hop up here on this table, Son, and we’ll get started. Do you want any enhancements for your first time in the saddle?” Hank asked.
“Enhancements? What are you talk’n about, Hank?” Billy asked.
“Mild non-addictive herbs and medications to relax you, or enhance the experience for your first time,” Hank explained.
“What would you recommend?” Billy asked.
“A mild herbal tea what will make yore’ asshole relax so sweetly you could spin on a fireplug and not feel a damn thing. Another one we could mix with it will make you feel like you done died and gone to heaven once’t that monster gits you broke to his saddle and gits to root’n around up inside you. Buck and I use ‘em all the time, and they take us places we ain’t never been before.
“Old Buck and me been together a lot of years, but I ain’t never got tired of him. He lets me be the husband most of the time, but once in a while I like to switch, lay back, relax and let him do the husbanding. He makes a damn good husband, too. Fucks me good, he does. My old asshole stays sore for several days, but I got a big smile on my lips and a song in me heart,” Hank shared.
“All right, why not? Cowboy up! Whatever you think. I was told to put myself in yore’ hands, so go ahead on, and fix me up with whatever you think I need,” Billy said. “Don’t this job get pretty disgusting and nasty for you and Buck, Hank?” Billy asked.
“It can, but we got these air filter we shove up our noses what filters out the worst of it. People don’t like to think on dirty jobs much, but the heroes of any hospital ain’t them snot nosed know-it-all doctors. It’s the nurses what do this sort of thing ever’ damn day and under a lot worse conditions than we got to work with. Here, in a dedicated facility, the bad part is mostly released after half a bag of solution. From there it ain’t so bad.
“Hell, before Buck and me worked on a ranch, we used to work the stockyards in Ft. Worth, and h’it don’t git more nasty than that. We got used to it and figured we’d git used to this. We did, and we live comfortably; better’n fifty percent of the middle class on this planet. We perform a service not a lot of folks wanna’ do, but because of the nature of our job they pay us real good. Then, too, old Buck and me, we worked hard to make good reputations for ourselves, and we got us some wealthy patrons what are regulars and tip us handsomely,” he said.
Hank made tea for both of them and they talked while he was getting things ready.
“How long you and Buck been here?” Billy asked.
“Let’s see--” he mused, “What year is it back on Earth now?” he asked.
“2032,” Billy replied.
“I ain’t thought about it lately, but it’s been sixty-two years-- over half a century. Buck and me was in Vietnam together and fell in love over there. We lived in cow town, Ft. Worth, work’n the stockyards during the day and drowning our memories in liquor and loose women by night. We was a mess when we come back; living fast and doing what we thought cowboys was suppose to do, but it began to catch up with us. We got tired of waking up in dumpsters with fifty megaton hangovers, and decided we loved each other more’n the women who were only as good as the money we spent on ‘em. We never had a lot so we couldn’t afford the best, and once't the money ran out so did the women.
“We talked the owner of a big ranch in West Texas, what brought his cattle to Ft. Worth to sell, into giving us a chance and let us cowboy for him. We cut out our wild ways, stopped drinking, and rode for his outfit for about five years. We didn’t make a lot of money, but we were happy together and was saving up to buy us a small spread so’s we could start us up a cow and calf operation. We was work’n on his ranch out near Alpine, Texas. Then one dark summer’s night in 1970 it was, me’n old Buck was tending the herd when we started seeing cows rise up off’n the ground and fly off into the sky.
“Well, sir, the next thing we knew we was being yanked off’n our cayuses and was flying through the air and up into one a’ them flying saucer machines. We was kidnapped by some filthy little gray critters with big almond shaped eyes. We tried to fight 'em, but they had some kind of purple ray they shot us with, and we couldn’t move. They knocked us out and when we woke up we was naked and put in a pen with the rest of the livestock. Didn’t take Buck and me long to figger out they didn’t have our best interest at heart. We was as much cattle as them cows they stole.
“Long story short: they sold us to some god awful looking green reptile look’n critters for food, herded us onto their much larger ship, and took off for god knows were. We stayed in that pen with the rest of them critters for several days without food, water, or facilities. We had to piss and shit on the deck jes’ like them cows and a few other critters. They’d hose us down with cold water once’t a day and warsh all the shit down a drain. We made friends with some stripped monkey like creatures; beautiful things they was, what had purdy wings like butterflies; they was intelligent, but they’s as scared as we were. They was smaller and more delicate than us. Buck and me tried our best to make sure they didn't get hurt none.
“Then explosions started happening, and Buck said he thought the ship was under attack. He was right. The watchers, like yore’ mate Boomer, disabled the reptile ship and killed all the crew. They took us on board their ship and while they kept the cattle in pens, they took us and them intelligent winged monkey critters, cleaned us up, fed us good, and gave us beds to sleep in. They didn’t give us no choice. They jes’ brought us here, and we been here ever since. We’s still close friends with them purdy little monkey people. They’s good folks. Buck and me kinda bonded wiff' 'em and come to look on 'em as our kids. They have us over to their place a couple of times a month, and we have them to our quarters here in the palace. They’s geniuses at electronics stuff, and keep our computers tuned up and running great,” Hank allowed.
“Damn, you men gotta’ be in yore’ late eighties, but you don’t look a day over thirty-five or forty at the most,” Billy said in awe.
“I jes’ turned eighty-seben not long ago, and Buck’s three years my junior. We wondered about it, too, and decided they done some’um to us after we got here. While they’s good about seeing to our health and well being, they don’t tell us much, but old Buck and me done put some things together for ourselves. One of our best customers is a high mucky-muck in the scientific community. He done told us they’s a big difference in cosmic rays on Earth than here. We could live ten times longer here than back on Earth. ‘At’s all well and good, but who wants to be doing this job for another several hun’nert years?” Hank asked.
“Do you ever’ miss being a cowboy?” Billy asked.
“Does a cow go 'moo’?” Hank asked and grinned as he handed Billy his sweet exotic herb spiked tea.
“Buck and I done talked it over and sometimes we get so lonely for Earth it’s all we can do to keep from going crazy. What do we do? We fuck each other a lot. I’m surprised we ain’t worn each other’s asshole out, but it seems to be a renewable resource. Buck’s still as tight as the first time I fucked him. Since we got each other we get by to survive for one another, and that’s what we being doing all these years is just surviving best we can. I told Buck if’n he died afore me I’d kill him,” Hank said and laughed, but Billy could tell he was seriously afraid of losing his mate and finding himself alone.
They finished their tea and Billy was beginning to feel the effects from the herbs. They were relaxing all right, but it didn’t cloud his thinking like the time him and his roping buddy, Moss, tried Marijuana. It was the closest Billy ever got to Moss, but he just couldn’t take that last leap across the broad divide. As Hank was filling his gut with cleaning solution, Billy got a huge erection. “Aww, is that for old Hank, cowboy?” Hank asked.
“‘Feard not, brother, I’s so relaxed, and got to dwell’n on my rope’n partner back home. I don’t know’s he would consider lying down with another man, but he shore’ is hot,” Billy said.
“I had me the same problem when I first laid eyes on old Buck. God, I wanted that cowboy in the worst way. Funny thing is, I ain’t never lost me that feeling for him. He still knocks me out, and make’s ma’ old dick drip jes’ think’n on him. We was dug in for the night in the jungle in Nam, and crawled in our hole together. I couldn’t take no more, and told him to whip it out, I was gonna’ suck his dick till he shot in me mouth or his head caved in, whichever come first,” Hank said laughing. He got Billy laughing, “He didn’t say a word and couldn’t get his old pony out 'a the stall fast enough. After I done him, he demanded his quarter-pound a' flesh-- and he got it. We bonded that night, and ain’t never been apart since,” Hank said and got a far away look in his eyes.
Hank did a great job cleaning Billy from stem to stern. He finally took his cowboy to the shower. Hank removed all his gear to scrub his client. The herbs were taking effect, and Billy was feeling no pain. When he saw Hank in the altogether his penis got the happies. For an eighty-seven year old man Hank had a body most twenty-eight year old men could only dream about.
“Now I know’d that hard-on’s for me, buckaroo,” Hank said and grinned.
“Won’t gainsay that, cowboy. I got me a thing for bald headed men, but more particularly men with male pattern baldness. For some reason it just trips my switch big time. You didn’t know it, but you done had me for a client afore you said a word,” Billy confided, “Can I have me a taste for yore’ fine cock, Hank, or is it forbidden fraternizing with clients?” Billy asked.
“Oh, Hell no! We do as we please. It don’t happen often, ‘cause I ain’t interested most of the time, but in yore’ case, cowboy, I’d be downright proud to give you a taste of old Hank’s pride. I won’t reciprocate ‘cause you need to save it for yore’ beast,” Hank said.
“Exactly, Hank. I knew you’d understand,” Billy said and smiled. He got down on his knees in the shower and gave Hank a stellar blow job. Hank fed him a fine tasting load. Hank’s flavor was unmistakable. “You been eat’n them Hosanna Cakes, Hank?” Billy asked and grinned.
Hank smiled. “Yeah, we eat 'em ever’ morning with our cho-cho drink. It thinks it’s coffee, but it ain’t. Them cakes flavors up our come right nice, don’t it? I done forbid Buck come’n while I’s fuck’n him. I take care of him after I get mine. I love the flavor. Tastes jes’ like the real thing, don’t it?” Hank asked.
“J’ever have one of the twins?” Billy asked.
“Oh, yeah, we done had bo-fubbem. We clean 'em when they got a patron. They come to our place to hide out to get away from ever’ body in the palace when they don’t wanna’ be found. They watch movies with us, and we take ‘em into town when they go to perform. We like their music, but it ain't Willie and Waylon. They’s sweet little men, and they’s always generous to share theys’selves with Buck and me. The more sweet cream we git from ‘em the better our come tastes,” Hank said.
“I wondered why they took to me so fast. They got themselves two other cowboys they love what they ain’t never told me about. Did you know they begged me to take ‘em for ma’ slaves, and I’m take'n 'em back to Texas with me and Boomer day after tomorrow?” Billy asked.
“We didn’t know it was you, but it all makes sense now. They said their new master talks jes’ like us. They come by last evening for a while to tell us the news and apologized they couldn’t share theys’selves with us one last time, 'cause their new master done told 'em they couldn’t have sex with nobody less’n they got his okay first. They didn’t say who their new master was, though,” Hank said.
“I did tell them that, and I damn well meant it. Glad to hear they’s mind’n me. I told 'em I not only wanted them as slaves, but as my little brothers; that meant obeying my orders and becoming a part of my family. It weren’t to be mean to them. I just think they need a little discipline, and I’m just the cowboy what can give it to ‘em. I think, over time, they might come to appreciate someone ride’n herd on 'em; maybe gib‘em some pride in themselves to become a part of something bigger than just being adorably cute sex objects. I don’t plan to be no tyrant. Most of the time they’ll get my permission, but not if I got plans for 'em, or I need their attention elsewhere,” Billy said.
“Fuck me in the butt! Wish’t we had somebody what thought enough to ride herd on two old cowboys like us. Can me and old Buck come live with ya’ and be yore’ slaves, Master Billy?” Hank asked and grinned like he was making a back door compliment.
“Well, I cain’t show no favoritism, Hank. The same rules would have to apply to you and Buck, but we could expand it a bit-- like a rubber might stretch to fit a bigger dick,” Billy said and laughed at his own metaphor.
“I’ll tell old Buck to pack a small bag, we’s tavel’n light,” Hank said and roared with laughter.
“Jes’ make damn shore’ yorn is packed with them fancy herb seeds. Damnation, we could make a fortune selling that shit on Earth,” Billy mused and grinned.
They finished in the shower. Hank dried Billy, and had him lay out on another table. He sprinkled him with a lightly scented powder and rubbed him down. He had Billy sit in a comfortably padded stirrup chair and put his feet up to expose his ass. Hank took a fifteen inch black rubber dildo mounted on a mechanic’s grease gun from a drawer. It had a tube inside the length which exited at the head. He carefully inserted all of it into Billy’s clean ass and slowly withdrew it pumping his anal canal full of a strong lubricant that would hold up and last the entire fuck or more if they chose to have seconds. Then he inserted a small plug to keep the contents from leaking out which was held in tight by Billy’s sphincter muscle.
Hank made one more cup of tea for them. This time he added some of his herbs to his own drink. Billy figured Buck was probably going to get fucked while the cowboys stood watch should Billy and Boomer need anything. It was fine with him.
Hank’s eyes got watery when he knelt before Billy, and took a long deep whiff of his buckaroo boots before he held them for him to insert his feet. They sat naked around a small table drinking their sweet herb spiked tea. Hank added just a tad more herbs to Billy’s, remembering the size of his beast. He thought one more cup ought to open Billy’s tight, but well greased, ass like them pearly gates to heaven for his big slave.
“Would you and Buck chuck all this for a chance to go back to Earth?” Billy asked.
“Bet ‘tat purdy cowboy butt a’ yorn! In a cow town minute, Son!” Hank declared in all seriousness. “Me and Buck done talked about it a hun’nert times or more. A chance to get home to Earth and Texas afore we die would be like heaven to us,” he added. “We ain’t been mistreated here. We got us a decent life, but we’s cowboys, Master Billy. I don’t think I need to say no more. You know what it means to be a cowboy, Son,” Hank said.
“Yeah, I do, Hank. Them ‘Watchers,’ they got all kinds a’ plans for me and my slaves, but they done told me I can have my cake and eat it, too. I can still cowboy and do what I gotta’ do, but I’m gonna’ need help, and a lot of it,” Billy said. “Was you serious about you and Buck becoming ma’ slaves, Hank?” Billy asked.
“Dead serious, Master Billy. All you gotta’ do is snap yore’ fingers, point to them purdy boots a’ yorn, and you’ll have two old cowboys fight’n to see who pays homage to them first,” Hank declared firmly.