Holy Shit

Holy Shit- I'm a Girl!

By Amanda Sutton

Amanda.sutton403@gmail.com

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I was getting ready for bed. I was wearing my usual, boxers and t-shirt. I was just about to get in bed when a puff of smoke appeared. This guy appears, coughs, and looks like a Harry Potter reject. The whole thing. Beard, Robe,(Grateful Dead t-shirt?) the only thing missing was the wand. Then he says,

"Robert Sommers, the High Council is granting your request". I don't even get to tell him that Robert Sommers is my roommate, and I am Andy Wright.

He waves his hands; I feel an electric shock and next thing I know I am wearing a nightgown. My room is different, and I touch myself I have tits!

I reach down and scream when I realize my junk is gone and I have a vagina.

"How do you like this? I changed your clothes, your room everything about you, even your driver's license".

"You fucking moron" I say (shit my voice has changed to a girl's voice). "I'm Andy Wright not Robert Sommers. I don't want to be a girl (I had no idea Robert did), so reverse the spell and go change him."

"Let me see" he said as he pulled out an iPad. "Hmm, I'm new to some of the spell stuff so I have to look up...Oh no."

"Oh no?" I didn't like the sound of that.

"Like I said, I'm not as full wizard, this was supposed to go to my supervisor and I decided I would take it to prove myself. I changed everything about you including your clothes, your room, your history but the spell I used to do all this is kind of powerful, I mean really powerful so it's kinda...irreversible".

"Irreversible. What the hell do you mean ? I'm stuck? I am going to strangle. you" Well I must have scared him because he shrieked and disappeared.

I looked around. All girls stuff. I look in my drawers, bras (D cup) and panties. There are dresses and skirts and women's pants and shoes and fuck.

I yelled as loud as I could "Robert get your ass in here you fucking asshole."

Robert comes into the room "What the fuck are you cursing". He stopped, looked at me. "About? Who are you and where's Andy?"

"You dumb mother fucker. I am Andy. Or I was until some wizard appeared and thought I was you and turned me into a girl."

"Oh. He changed you and not me? Fuck. My only chance and it's gone. What are the chances of twice?" He was crying. "All my life I have wanted to be a girl. I go out to clubs and find others like me. There is a video game in the club, if you win it which nobody does, you get to make a wish You make a wish and hit a button. Almost all of the cross dressers wish they were girls, but I was the first one to beat the machine."

"So, you go out as what. Roberta?"

: My girl my name is Savannah."

" Savannah? I never saw you cross-dress" I said.

"I change at the club, there are rooms to change."

"Okay, let's deal with the problem at hand. First I needed to pee." I guess I'm going to have to sit down for this one."

Afterwards I opened up the cabinet under the sink to get more toilet paper since I at least know I'll have to wipe from now on. There's all kind of lotions, what this, makeup pads? And "Mother fucker in hell!"

"What is it?' asked Robert. I held up boxes of tampons and pads. "I'm going to get a fucking period. This guy totally changed me inside and out".

"Well,"said Robert "at least you are hot."

I really hadn't checked myself out. Reddish brown hair, green eyes. Nice set of tits. And a vagina. I picked up what must have been my purse and looked at the driver's license. "Oh fuck. The name read Savannah and it then changed to Amanda. I'm 5'8", 28 years old. I have a really nice body; one I would want to fuck. If I still had my dick and she wasn't me. This is totally fucked up. Then the phone rang (It had a flower case, I think he went overboard). My mother. How am I going to explain this? I cleared my voice as I said `Hello." "Amanda are you okay?" asked my mother. She knows me as Amanda? The wizard said he changed my history, so I am Amanda to everyone.

" I just wanted to make sure you got the bridesmaids dress for Chelsea's wedding". Fuck, that's right. It's in four days and I guess I am a freaking bridesmaid. What the hell does a bridesmaid do? "I saw the dress "my mother said. "Thank god she picked out something that wasn't ridiculous."

"Uh,yeah, I got it" I said looking at a dress on a hanger.

"Are you okay honey" she said to me. "Are you on your period?" Oh, for fucks sake. "No."

"Good. Bye honey."

I turned to Robert "My mother thinks I'm Amanda. How come you didn't forget me as Andy?"

"I dunno. Maybe when he fucked up the spell I didn't get affected. Or something" I got a text.

"Just to remind you, be there at 7." It came from Sierra, Chelsea's sister ."Cassidy is bringing her there at 7:30, Sierra and Cassidy and Chelsea are sisters and my first cousins. I guess I like them more as Amanda because I always thought they were fucking airheads. Even if Cassidy is a doctor.

I texted back. "What's the address again?"

"214 West 10th Street. Jesus, how do you forget. U found the place."

"Sorry", I put a smile emoji. "Are u wearing that red dress you bought at Sachs when we went shopping. I think it works for you. I'm going to borrow it one day" she texted.

Robert looked at me. "Apparently I am going to a bachelorette party tomorrow. And that dress on that hanger is my bridesmaid dress.

Where are you going?" He closed the door to his room. I looked through my closet. This must be the red dress. Shit. My tits are going to be on display. Sierra had no tits to speak of so I'm not sure this would fit her right. That's a concern? Then there was a knock on the door. Robert, made up like a woman.

"This is my story. I figure since you know and considering you're a woman now you might understand." He actually did not a make a bad looking girl.

"I am going to need a lot of help from you" I said. "Makeup, hair."

"Can do, though the girls are probably going together before the wedding to get their hair and makeup done. And maybe get a manicure."

Oh double fuck.

"The following day, after making sure this was not a nightmare, I got ready for the party. Robert picked out a bra to go with the dress and I chose a pair of cotton panties.

"You can't wear those" he said.

Why not?"

"Look in your underwear drawer. All hot stuff and a few cotton panties."

"So?"

"I don't know how to tell you but those are probably period panties. I remember this from my sister."

Triple fuck.I went through it. Fuck, I am not wearing a thong. I picked up a small pair of red lace bikini briefs.

I found I didn't need much help with the makeup. I guess that was part of this. Same with the hair. I packed a purse (Savannah as "she" wanted me to call her) said her sister used to always carry pads in her bag in case she got it). The shit you have to go being a woman. He even showed me how to put them on.

So, besides my wallet I had my work badge (apparently, I had the same job as a computer programmer). I had, lipstick, a small makeup kit and pads. "Ready to go out and see the world as Amanda?"

"Not really" I said.

Well, time to go. Hopefully, they have an open bar. I'm going to need it.

Part two.

I waited for my Uber driver. Some guys were leering at me. Between the very short dress and the lowcut of the top there wasn't a lot to leave to the imagination. Payback is a bitch. I would have been leering at me. Probably would see if I could see if she bent over to get a quick upskirt. When I got into the Uber I think my dress rode up a bit so they got a quick thrill. I got into the Uber. I noticed the driver was looking at me through the rear view mirror and was ,oh shit, he's looking up dress. I closed my legs and straightened my dress. I can't have my legs spread like I used to.

I got to the club. I went to the doorman, "I'm with the Wright party."

"Yeah, you are all right. baby. Ever consider some chocolate?" Fuck, he was hitting on me.

Apparently, we had rented the entire place. I made a beeline to Cassidy, Sierra and Chelsea's sister.

"She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek." Sierra's bringing Chelsea. I think Chelsea knows that it's her bachelorette party though she doesn't know the entertainment we hired". Apparently, she meant me and Cassidy. What did I get myself into?

While we waited, I went to the bar. They had trays of jello shots. I didn't care what was in it as long as it had alcohol.

"Hey Amanda," said a girl. It was Allison, my ex. I fucked this girl! As a guy. It didn't end well but she seemed pretty friendly.

"Look Amanda" she said to me. "I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page. "That one night was that one night. I know you're bi but I prefer guys." Guess it didn't matter whether I wqs Andy or Amanda I had nailed Allison (is that the right word for girls?).

I was bi? Which meant I have sex with guys and girls? Talk about confusion. This wizard built a hell of a backstory for me.

I didn't get much time to sort it out as Chelsea arrived. She gave me big hug. "Cassidy said you helped planning. "

And she planned this ,Four guys came out with g-strings and masks on. They turned the music on and began dancing. They began walking through the throng of girls , shaking their groin at girls as the girls put dollars in their g-strings. One girl I didn't recognize grabbed a guy, pulled his g-string down and began blowing him. All the girls started chanting "suck that cock". Next thing I know the other guys are pulling down their g-strings.

I suddenly had a cock in my face. "Do it Amanda" said Cassidy. I shook him off and he went to Cassidy who popped his cock in her mouth. Chelsea meanwhile had been stripped by one of the guys and he was grinding against her. She dropped to her knees and blew him.

While the other girls were playing pass the sausage with the guys two girls came out. Both wore masks also. Most of the girls were cheering them on as they stripped down to a g-string and began making out.

"This had to be Amanda's idea "one girl said. Obviously, I am an out bi-sexual.

"Gross" said one girl as they began playing with each other's tits.

"Don't be such a prude Amber," said another girl.

"Ohh" said Chelsea. The guy had come in her mouth. I saw Cassidy pull over a guy and a girl. Next thing I knew I had both of them on me. The girl got on my lap and began grinding.The girl began kissing me and I stated playing with her tits. Our kissing was interrupted by the guys cock between us and she grabbed my head and next thing I know I'm sucking cock.

My dress was pulled up and panties taken off by the girl who began eating my pussy. Wow. That feels good. She teased me as they moved on to someone else.

Who knew girls could be so..worse than guys? I went to the bar; I needed another jello shot. I sat down next to someone. She looked early 30's blonde hair, blue eyes, nice chest. She was very pretty. Again- would have fucked her if I was still a guy. I downed a jello shot- maybe that would let me forget I had sucked a cock.

"That was crazy" she said to me. "I headed to the bar I didn't want to be put on the spot."

"Good idea. Wish I had thought of that," Jesus I sucked cock.

"I'm Melinda, Kenny's cousin."

"Amanda" I said, "Chelsea's cousin." Now I was referring to myself as Amanda. We chatted for a minute or so. "I really have to go. My husband and I have dinner reservations I figured I would drop by for a little while" she said. "Maybe we'll catch up at the wedding".

Next thing I know Amber is on the bar dancing with one of the girls. Guess she isn't a prude after all since they were making out.

I had to pee. I almost walked towards the men's room. Okay, how do I pull this dress up so I can. Oh damn, I'm commando. I never got back my panties.

I got out of the stall and got a shock. There was a puff of smoke and the wizard was there and he started coughing. He hocked one in the garbage.

Now that was really bad."You do know this is the ladies room, You should know because you fucking turned me into one."

"I just wanted to apologize. Most of my powers have been stripped. I am looking into spells that may reverse it though and..."

"Don't do me any favors" I said. "I would rather be a woman than get another spell on me God knows what would be next." He disappeared.

I was definitely stuck as a woman.

I had too many jello shots (plus I had actually sucked a cock)so I headed home. I remembered enough to cross my legs because this guy would get a shot of my snatch (I never did find my panties). My snatch. Fuck.

I got home. Robert was wearing a baby doll nightgown. "I feel so free being able to dress whenever I want "he said. "Jesus. You look like who did it and ran."

"Apparently we had male and female strippers and apparently I am openly bi-sexual. So, I got my pussy eaten a bit and sucked a cock a little bit. Then just to top it off that fucking wizard shows up in the ladies room. He's had almost all his powers stripped. He said he could try to reverse the spell but I'm afraid I'll be turned into a girl with a dick or a guy with a pussy."

"So, you're going to stay Amanda."

"Don't have much choice."

I took off my clothes and got into the shower. I was washing my pussy remembering I didn't have a dick to wash when I stuck a finger in it, Then I remembered the stripper giving my pussy some licks. That set me off. I began fingering myself and found my clit. I rubbed it until I came. Then came again. Wow being a woman has its advantages, multiple orgasms.

And it definitely felt different than a coming as guy. Not better, just different. I dried off and fell into bed.

The next couple of days I spent being a woman. I put on my dresses, practiced with a bra again. (I keep getting it backwards), I had some sexy lingerie (I would fuck any girl who wore that), some jeans (fucking tight, how do they get into these)? I practiced walking in heels (gotta stay steady. I tried on a strapless bra.

I went out to the supermarket in jeans and a top and got all kind of leering from guys (and a couple of girls). I felt uncomfortable.

Did my staring as a guy make girls uncomfortable?

Wedding day. Since the bridesmaid dress is strapless. Robert suggested I shave my underarms again and legs ( no wonder it takes girls so long to get ready) and put on the strapless bra.

Since I would be changing into the dress Robert suggested I put on my pantyhose before I go, that way all I to do was change out of my jeans. Besides, I needed a little help with putting them on.

I got to the hotel and the changing room. All the bridesmaids were there. I had my makeup done and my hair put up in something I don't know what. I struggled to change into my dress and all the girls were talking. One help me zip up the back. I changed out of my sneakers to the dress shoes.I stumbled at first.

" Don't tell me you're still hungover? I could not believe what we did at the party. Amanda, you did realize that two other girls got their pussy's eaten? And of course, out dear friend with cum in her mouth."

"Hey Amber, did you go home with that girl?"

"No she said ,embarrassed. "I was drunk."

"So much for gross. Guess maybe you and Amanda should hook up."

"Remember I like guys also. I had his dick in my mouth, remember?" I turned to the girl- "as did you."

"Shit, if my husband finds out I will be in a world of shit" she said. "Girls, remember what happened in the club stays in the club."

"Please" said Chelsea. Ken would cancel the wedding if he found out I blew a stripper. What the hell was in those jello shots?"

"Might have been the cum dripping out of your mouth," said another girl laughing.

"Fuck you Megan. How did you like the girl eating your snatch?"

Jesus, girls were worse than guys.

Well Ken never did find out and the wedding went off. Some of the girls were sniffling and crying. I felt a sniffle come on. Must be hormonal (Jesus, I have girl hormones).

All in all, I had a good time. I even danced with a couple of guys after I had a couple of drinks. One got me into a slow dance, and I had to learn to follow instead of lead. I was never a great dancer and I think I needed to be lead. I had to push his hand off my ass. Something I probably would have done.

Jesus, did I just think that? Near the end I saw Melinda and a guy who must be her husband. She introduced me to Jim.

"Great wedding" he said.

"Yeah, definitely different for me."

"Why" he asked.

" Uh, First time as a bridesmaid." That was not a lie.

She looked at me. "Jim and I are staying in the hotel. We were wondering if you would like to join us." Oh shit. I had been in a threesome with two girls now I was one of the girls! "I hope that didn't offend you."

"Guess you figured from the bachorlette party I might be into it?"

"Yes". She kissed me. "It would be great the three of us". Now I had to decide. Is Amanda, straight, gay or bi?

Besides having a cock stuck in my mouth for two seconds I had never been with a guy. I had no problem with a woman. Oh fuck it, this is the way things are. I'm probably going to do it sooner or late. "Let's go" I said.

They must have some money since we entered this big ass room. The bathroom hada jacuzzi. Melinda grabbed me and we began making out. Jim turned me around. Okay, get ready to kiss a guy. We kissed as Melinda unzipped my dress. It fell to the ground and she hung it up. I turned around and she had done a quick strip because she was naked. I reached behind and unclasped my bra.

"Uhm, nice body" Melinda said as she moved her hands down my body. "Nice curves"a she licked my tits. She moved her hands down and fuck, I'm wet. I am aroused. We got onto the bed and were on our knees making out and moving our hand on each other's tits.

"Ahem" Jim said. "Any way I get into this?"

Melinda pushed Jim down on the bed and pulled at me. She was sucking his cock and wanted me to join in. I did, I was licking his pole while Melinda sucked. We switched and this was not a two second thing. I was blowing the guy. I was doing it solo now since Melinda had made her way down to my pussy and "Holy fucking shit" my pussy is being eaten (and quite well I must add) I was moving around while sucking Jim's cock. Well, next thing I know I feel a rush in my body "UHHHH,YES,GODAMN" MY hand hit the bed as I came. Melinda handed back to Jim. He got on top of me snd , oh shit, I'm being fucked in my pussy! And I like it! And I am going to come again. UHHH. Jim continued to fuck me and suddenly Melinda's pussy was on my face. I as licking her wetness. Jim leaned over to suck her tits and kept thrusting into me ,not bad, I would have blown my load by now). Then Jim was fucking Melinda's ass, and I leaned down to eat her pussy while doing that. Jim came out, and Melinda and I were 69ing each other. Jim had obviously gone to wash his dick off because he shoved it in my mouth, I sucked a little more, Melinda and I were both on his cock and he blew his load into both our mouth's (jesus, he's still coming). Melinda and I were kissing, she got on top of me and dropped the load she had into my mouth. I had no idea what to do but swallow. Not great but not as bad as I thought.

We lay for a while. "I need to get my clothes from the changing room". . "No worry, Jim made a call to the front desk. Would you like to go into the jacuzzi?" Wow, jets on the pussy (and her hand) felt really good. I even soloed giving him a blow job as he sat on the ledge and didn't even think twice about it. Guess I really am bi...and I think I like it as a girl.

I woke up. Yes, still a woman. There was a knock at the door. My jeans, sneakers and purse were delivered to our door. Melinda got up, behind me and cupped my breasts while Jim got my things. She began kissing my neck (I like that). Jim joined in and we went at it again. He went for my ass but I was not ready for that, so he fucked my pussy.

As I was leaving Melinda said, "We're flying back to San Francisco later on but we have to do this again."

After kissing both of them I dressed, grabbed my dress, and grabbed a cab home.

I went up to the apartment. A guy came out of Robert's room. He looked at me. "Hey, you are really cute. And very passable" which I thought was an odd thing to say.

"Maybe that's because I'm a real woman".

"wow, that is something I would like to try, the two of you": he said as he left. For some reason I was offended. Not because he thought I wasn't a woman but the way he said about a threesome that wa kind of creepy. Did the girls think I was creepy when I hit on them? I could be a bit agressive where it might turn some girls off. I was turned off by my behaivor.

" Yeah,I fucked the guy last night' said Savannah "and he was just going. for a second round which if you ever get your ass fucked you need a break."

"I managed to avoid that, but I know, my pussy is sore."

"Your pussy is sore? I was wondering why you never got back from the wedding. I figured maybe you hooked up with another bridesmaid You did it with a guy."

"and a girl".

"Wow Amanda, you're turning into a real slut" (Robert or Savannah?)" laughed. There was a buzzer. I let the delivery guy up and he delivered two dozen red roses.

"The card said "I had a fantastic time with you. I'm back in New York in a month, we should meet up then Love Melinda".

"The girl sent you flowers and not both." Said Savannah.

"Guess I'm good. And she obviously like it enough to send it by herself".

I got a text. I had obviously given her all my contact info to Melinda if she knew where I lived.

The text read "hope you got my flowers."

I texted back. "They are beautiful. However, you didn't include Jim in the note (let's see what she says back).

"Those are from me. And like I said I'll be back in NY in a month" with a heart emoji.

It was Monday and back to work after my insane week off. Only I am going to work for the first time as Amanda. I picked out a more conservative dress, top and heels.

I packed my bag and headed to work. The subway was packed. A guy pushed into me. Did he just grab my ass? Men are pigs.

I never did that but I realized when another girl yelled at him that he indeed had grabbed my ass.

I got out of the subway. Some guys in a delivery truck starting yelling "mira" (which I remember from high school Spanish). I passed some construction guys, one of them started following ne until one of his co-workers grabbed him. I never imagined there was this much aggravation just walking down, the street. Some of the Wall Street guys were staring and smiling. Maybe this top cut too low. Tomorrow I'm wearing something that goes up to my neck.

Everything seemed the same in my cubicle. The only difference were some feminine touches to my desk. I opened the drawer and had pads in there.

Reminder of the coming period. I found myself going to the CVS downstairs and buying chocolate. I was also feeling very -I think I have PMS!

Wednesday, I felt something, I went into the ladies room and there was some blood and I have unbelievable cramps and I am having my period!

I didn't exactly wear panties that were conducive to pads, so I had to shove a tampon up. I had to adjust it a couple of times and had to use a second. one because the blood was leaking. I went back to CVS, bought some plain underwear, and put a pad on. (Note to self, carry second pair). I went back to my desk.

Denise, one of my co-workers came over. I was feeling cold, so I put on the sweater that was on my chair.

"You okay Amanda, you look a little pale." I nodded. "Auntie Flo come to town?" I thought for a second what that meant. "Yeah." Do women really talk about their periods like this?

The following night I was woken up. My pad had leaked right through and I felt like I was hemorrhaging. How the fuck do women do this every month? How the hell am I going to do this every month? A couple of days later it had ended, and I was feeling better. I found myself looking up different brands of pads and tampons. I saw a commercial that said it handles the gush, so I bought those for next month.

A month later (still a woman) Savannah pulled me aside. "Just so you know I may be cranky sometimes and you will see some changes. I decided to go on hormone therapy and transition to a girl. Missing out has got me there."

"Wow, I thought you might sooner or later."

"How?"

"I guess it was women's intuition" we both had a good laugh.

A couple of months (and periods later)I had finally gotten used to being a woman. I had a hookup with Melinda and had a tinder date with a guy. I was enjoying sex.

When you are a guy, it's all to the big buildup and explosion. For a girl it's more subtle, though I can scream my head off when I climax.

I asked my mother if she had pictures of me when I was younger. I saw the girl in the pictures and suddenly wished I had experienced being that little girl.

I showed Savannah the picture. And told her how I was feeling. A shoulder to lean on turned into a kiss. Savannah fucked me, I blew her, she ate me,we had unbelievable sex. I can't believe I am fucking my best friend. I'm a girl and he is dressed like one. She had me put on a strap on so I could fuck her in the ass. I knew she wanted to and let her do my ass.

We were going at it, her cock in my pussy when a blast of smoke appeared. The wizard was back. And he was coughing. "I have to figure out a way to do that without smoke. I'm going to get lung cancer at this rate. Anyway, I found one last change spell left. My last one ever. I figured I could fix things. Don't worry, this one is idiot proof." Good because the guy is a fucking idiot.

"Forget it, I want to stay a girl." I couldn't believe I had said that. "You need to fix something but not me."

A thunderbolt went off. "I don't have to do the Thunderbolt, but I like it."

"Amanda. Look"said Savannah. A beautiful blond haired blue eyed woman was naked in the bed. She looked down and shrieked,jumped into my arms. " I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm a real life woman" Savannah shrieked.

"Hokay, I got that one right" the wizard said.

"Look at my clothes, she screamed. "I get to wear these, I get to go to Victoria's Secret, I'm a real woman" she said as she burst into tears. The wizard said "Thank god I didn't fuck that up" and disappeared.

"Well, if you are a woman, you should know how good the sex is" as we got into bed together.

We had occasional sex but Savannah said that she misses cock. She missed the thrusts and liked that she had a pussy guys could fuck.

I understood as I started to having sex with guys though pussy was still on the menu.

Savannah and I had a threesome with some guy she really liked so I got the best of both worlds.

As the months went by I saw a change. I started to understand the world from a women's perspective. Thought back on how I may have treated women in the past.

I quit my job and began working for a women's rights group where I met my girlfriend of a year. She was bi also, so we occasionally had threesomes. I love cock and I love pussy. I think I became a better person being a woman.

The End, Love Amanda Sutton Amanda.sutton403@gmail.com Please write to me and let me know if you enjoyed the story