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HoneyButch.cum
I will not look in the personal ads! I will not look in the personal ads! Loneliness is a hard disease to get shot of. It's not a disease. It's a plague. It never goes away until you die! Maybe I'll just have one squiz through the ads, one harmless glance at all the other lonely dykes on this planet. No! I am not that desperate. But Marcy says that a lot of people do it. She says living in the post- modern- techno- thriving- individualistic-never- leave- our- houses- to- go- to- coffee- bars era, cyber dating is like the best way to find a date and if not a date then a quick cyber fuck. And at this stage I'll take any kind of fuck that's available! So to cruise the web personals or not?.
I can't believe I'm doing this. Should I feel like a voyeuristic freak? I do. It's really getting me hot. Ok so we're not looking at anyone with the words "daddy", "man", Transgender", or "blonde" in their username. That should narrow it down to about 2 million. Let's just keep looking! Fannytease- No. Never liked a tease. CuntlickerL.A- Could she be more obvious? DesperateBabe19- Nuff said. Hot4u- boring. Bitchslapper- A little scary. ClitGod- Blasphemous!! TurretsDyke ck%^$rhGkhgsj- um?
AAARGH!!! This world is hopeless! One interesting username, that's all I ask for! HoneyButch- thank you god! Now this name seems interesting. What kind of butch has the word honey in their username? Shall I investigate? My god this is like picking up someone in a club, I'm actually nervous! Wine. That's the answer. Wine is the solution to all problems.but some consider me an alcoholic. Ok with wine in hand I'm ready to go. Now my first message needs to be something forward yet mysterious, interested yet aloof, sexy yet sophisticated.
Message HoneyButch> hi.
Perfect. I wonder if she'll reply. I wander if I'm an idiot? Yup I'm a fool. She's not replying. This was a bad idea. I'm being dissed by a cyber stranger. Do you get any sadder than that!
Message KittyButler> hi to you too. Holly crap!! Ok breathe, breathe, keep cool, stay calm, you're a sex demon a woman of great intellect. You can do this.
Msg HoneyButch> hi. Msg KittyButler> Are you foreign? Msg HoneyButch> no. Why? Msg KittyButler> great so I suppose you have a bigger vocabulary than "hi". Msg HoneyButch> yeah. I've never done this before so I'm a little nervous. Your name just appealed to me so I thought I'd say hi. Msg KittyButtler> ah, a cyber virgin. How lucky I am. Just relax; you don't know me from a bar of soap. Your name is also quite interesting. `Tipping the velvet' was a great book. Msg HoneyButch> I see you read. Msg KittyButler> Yes. Us readers are an extinct species. She's funny. I like her. Msg HoneyButch> So tell me about your name. Msg KittyButler> Well, I'm pretty much butch identified but I'm not that quick to give up my feminine qualities either, I'm like a pina callada of gender roles. It depends on the weather. Just kidding. Anyway, I put honey there just to make sure no one mistakes me for a stone butch. I'm butch but I'm soft. and my hair and skin are the colour of honey. I like her. I like her. I like her. Msg HoneyButch> You sound really interesting. I'm femme identified but with an edgy twist. I'm like a margarita of gender roles- both sweet and sour. And my skin and hair? Well, my hair is almost black and my skin is porcelain white. There's little difference between me and Casper. Msg KittyButler> Sounds very interesting. I love margaritas. Msg HoneyButch> I like pina Caladas. Msg KttyButler> Will you meet me back here at 10:30 tomorrow night. I got to go I'm so sorry I would love to chat some more but duty calls. P.S- I think you're really nice and I would love to get to know you. Msg HoneyButch> Same here. Sure. I'll chat to you tomorrow night then. It was nice sort of meeting you. Msg KittyButler> The pleasure was all mine. Believe me. Bye Kitty.
Phew!! Wow! That was good. She seems really nice. The pleasure was all hers? What does she mean by that? Is she being sexual? Am I being sexual? She called me kitty. Sigh. How long until 10:30 tomorrow night? 13 hours!! Is it possible to masturbate for 13 hours? I'm hungry. I'm going to eat honey out the jar with my fingers! Life just got so interesting.
********************************** It's been a month now since HoneyButch (whose name is actually Max- unisex names.mmm) and I met on that wonderful web world. My Internet bill has reached an all time high and my libido level is even higher! I can't get enough of her. We have so much in common and the conversation just flows (well as much as it can flow when you're typing). The conversations are flirty and I can tell she wants me. I've saved some of the juicy dialogues. Let's see:
Me: So what do you do? Max: I own a car repair place. And you? Me: I'm a fitness instructor. So you're like a mechanic. Max: Oh no darling! I just own it. Greasy, dirty fingers and lesbianism don't go hand in hand-remember, butch but not that butch. I have mechanics that do the fixing for me. I know mechanical engineering, I just don't practice anymore. Me: Do you specialise in any particular part of the car? Max: Engines. Does your car need fixing? Me: funny you should ask. My engine's very loud, it just doesn't seem to be flowing very well. I was hoping she'd pick up on the metaphor. Max: Bring it in sometime and I'll take a look at it. So you're a fitness instructor hey? So you're like a nazi. Me: lol! I've been called that many a time. Max: Do you specialise in any particular body parts? (Oh my god! My brain just froze! Say vaginas! Say vaginas!) Me: It's good to get an all round full body work out. Does your body need fixing? Max: Not really. I stay in pretty good shape. Unless you're offering me a free class. I don't think I'd be able to resist that. Me: Ok. Well, I'll trade you a free class if you fix my engine. Would you like a group class or a private one? Max: Gee, that's a tough question.um.er..let's make it private. What kind of car do you drive? Just so I can organise the right tools. Me: A BMW Cumpaq. Max: I'm very familiar with those. I don't think it will be a problem at all. Should we set a date? I think it would make sense if I came to you. You can't bring your gym to Johannesburg but I can bring my toolbox to Cape Town. Is that alright with you? Me: sure if it's not a hassle for you. Can you get off work? Max: I'm my own boss. Me: I'll pay half for your travel fair. Max: don't be ridiculous. Me: Are you a serial killer? Max: No. And if I were I wouldn't tell you that I was. Are you over 18? Me: Yes. And if I wasn't I still wouldn't tell you that I wasn't. Max: I really like you Kitty. Me: You can call me Kate. Max: I really like you Kate. Me: I like you too Max.
And we set a date and have spoken on the phone lots of times to organise. Not once have either of us asked to see a picture of one or the other. I have no idea what to expect. I know she's 35 and I'm 24, which is a huge age difference, but we just click. 35 and still single. I wander if she is ugly. She has a very respectable job, she's funny, and she's got a deadly sexy voice, so why is she still single? This worries me. But besides for that, it just seems.well, right. I can feel it. So the special day is upon us in a week from today and I'm so nervous I'm finding it hard to eat or sleep- Lack of eating because I want to look as good as possible and lack of sleep because I spend the entire night masturbating about Max. And I don't even know what she looks like! Why didn't I ask for a picture? Marcy is so nervous for me too, that she is constantly popping in to check that my apartment is spick and span.
Marcy: 35 and still single. Me: Shut up. Marcy: Maybe she has an incurable disease. Me: Shut up. Marcy: what are you going to do if she looks like a bulldog? Me: Her hair and skin are the colour of honey. Marcy: So she tells you. Me: She wouldn't lie. Marcy: You know this because. Me: Look would you just shut up already! Don't you think I've thought about all this already! I really don't need you to remind me! And it was you that convinced me to go on the net anyway!! Max: I wasn't expecting you to find your soul mate, I thought you were look for a bit of cyber fun.. Maybe she's really a guy. Me: SHUT UP!!! In a week all the worrying will be put to rest. Until then I can only wait. And I don't think I'll touch myself this week either.
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Full body wax-check. Complete with tiny landing strip. Apartment clean-check. Save for the pantry but we'll make sure she doesn't go in there. Hair-check. Cut and trim. Facial-check. Spotless. Manicure and pedicure-Check. Nice and short. Feet are good and soft. Stock up on food-check. Strawberries, champaigne, chocolate body paint, whipped cream. No masturbation-check. Ready to explode! Right all is ready and I'm so nervous I could climb the wall. She'll be arriving tonight on the five `o' clock plane. She has my address and so will be knocking on my door round 6:30pm. If she's hideous or we hate each other, I have hotel numbers for her to phone. I hope I won't need to give them to her. All is set and I just had my last prep talk from Marcy. Marcy: ok, so if she's bone ugly scotch me and I'll call to tell you that I just crashed my car and need assistance getting to the hospital. Me: stop talking like that. Marcy: We need to be prepared. Me: I am prepared. Marcy: is the bikini hair gone? Me: All gone. Everything is taken care of. Could you leave so that I can quietly hyperventilate? Marcy: Sure. Good luck. Me: Hey Marcy. Marcy: Yeah? Me: you're the best. Thanks. Marcy: I wanna hear all the details girl. Bye!
6:15. My heart is pounding. It feels like I have a disco inside my chest! She'll probably be able to hear it coming up the stairs. 2 glasses of wine later and I'm still shaking. RING Oh god! Here we go.
Kate opened the door and before her stood the much anticipated Max. And she was gorgeous! Kate automatically thought to herself `where the hell have you been hiding and why are you still single'. There was no way she was 35. She looked 25 at the most. True to her description, her hair and skin was indeed the colour of honey. The deepest golden complexion Kate had ever laid her eyes on. Her hair was short and shaggy cut to just above her ears and was ruffled in every direction in a bed- head sort of way. It was very sexy. Her eyes were emerald green and big surrounded by long eye-lashes. Her features were small and perfect, someone in her family was an Arian. And again true, she did look like she was in good shape for her physique was long, and toned. She smiled at Kate with all the warmth that one could convey and Kate could not help but embrace this Adonis. "Hi! Welcome!" Kate said without wiping her smile off her face. "Hi! Quite the flight of stairs you got there! I feel like I just ran a marathon!" Kate could see that Max was nervous and it excited her in a strange way. "Come in! come in!" can I help you with your stuff", she offered. "No thanks. I got it." Max stopped and stared at Kate as she walked in. she froze in a sort of nervous freeze frame. "what's wrong?" asked Kate baffled. " I wasn't expecting you to be so beautiful." Max replied. Kate blushed a crimson red and said " well, I wasn't expecting you to be so gorgeous either." They both smiled at each other for a few moments taking each other in and both feeling a relief that all had worked out and now they were finally here together. " I made reservations at this really nice restaurant. I hope you like Sushi." Kate said while Max was unpacking her stuff. "Which self respecting lesbian doesn't like sushi? It's number four on the how- to- be- a- lesbian list." Kate laughed and they got Max settled in. "Do you mind if I have a shower before we go. I always feel kinda dirty after flying." "Not at all. Be my guest." Max went into the bathroom to shower. Kate waited for her. She listened to the sounds of the shower water pouring and thought of the naked body subject to the water droplets' wrath and it made her cunt itch in the most tantalizing fashion. If all went well, she would be showing her own wrath on the naked body in the shower soon too. Max came out in just a towel. It was all too much for Kate so she pretended to need to do stuff in the kitchen. Max knew the effect she was having on Kate and it was making her mad with passion. She had to fight the urges to touch herself in Kate's shower. She put on her nicest linen pants and a white shirt, put on some make up and was ready to go. Max walked into the kitchen to hear Kate on the phone. "You don't understand Marcy! She's the hottest thing you've ever seen!.No you can't have her!. she's great, she's so funny, she makes me laugh.she's changing in the bedroom.I'm not impatient like you Marcy!.oh yes. I do intend to." "Intend to do what?" asked Max cheekily. Kate swung round to see Max standing at the kitchen entrance. She had heard everything. She blushed more than she had ever in her whole life and slammed the phone down. "I didn't see you there! Did you .oh god.do you think I'm a real fool?" "Not at all. On the contrary, I'm rather flattered. So what do you intend to do?" Kate blushed furiously at the question. She had no idea what to answer. So she didn't. "Well, I'm really starved, are you ready to go?" asked Max. "oh yeah. Let me get my things." And they were off and out on the town in Cape Town with not a care in the world except for each other. The night went beautifully and the conversations were rampant. They spoke about everything over dinner. There was hardly a moment of silence and if there was it was to look at each other and without saying anything tell the other that this feels right and this could work. Then they sipped their wine and carried on talking about everything under the sun. Max was friendly to waiters, which Kate loved, and Kate licked the knife which Max loved (always fascinated by it's eroticism). It was chemistry 101. And they were both in a sort of state of euphoria. As the world rushed on without them, they lapsed into a time warp that only consisted of each other. The rest, the surroundings, the people were a blur. When they finished dinner they both slightly stumbled outside. Kate turned to Max and asked "So are you ready for that Gym Class?" "I don't think I'm in a state for a work out. But maybe I'll sober up by the time I get there." Max replied. "Well it's five blocks away so I'm sure by the time we get there you'll be fine." "Lead the way." Max said holding her arm out for Kate to take. They walked the 5 blocks arm-in- arm in a blissful haze. Talking about little things, big things, any-things. When they got to Kate's studio, she took out her keys to open the door but was a little tipsy when trying to get the key into its slot. "Here. Give it to the mechanic." Said Max with a joking tone of authority. She opened the door and Kate fumbled about for the light switch. The studio was a small, private Gym with all the equipment one needed to gain the perfect body. It was no wonder that Kate's body looked like it did. It was human perfection and Max spent a lot of the night marvelling at its beauty.
"First things first. We need you to warm up." Said Kate in her joking authoritarian tone. She was unpacking mats from a box when Max crept up behind her, put her arms around Kate's waste and whispered in her ear, "So help me warm up." every hair on Kate's body stood on end and she felt her nipples grow hard. She turned around and stared up at Max who was a good 4 inches taller than her, and kissed her. Max took her face in her hands and they kissed deeply and feverishly. Max started to unzip Kate's jeans and before either could control themselves they were both ripping and tearing at the other's clothing. When naked, Kate flung her arms around Max's neck and Max picked her up by her ass and carried her to the bench- press bench. She lay her down on it. She stood up to stare at the amazing sight below her and after declaring how perfect Kate was, Max began to carress her body. Kneeling next to the bench she kissed Kate lightly from her neck to her navel, trying not to miss a spot. "This is a very good warm up." Cooed Kate. "How long are warm ups usually?" asked Max while circling Kate's belly button with her tongue. "Until all your muscles are relaxed and warmed up." Kate replied breathing very deeply. Max moved a finger down to Kate's pussy and ran it along her clit. "What happens if the muscles are warmed up but not relaxed?" asked Max with a cheeky grin on her face and sucking her finger as an Aintree. "Some muscles perform better when stiffened rather than relaxed. The point is to work them until they do slacken." Breathed Kate. "really?" Max lowered her head and kissed Kate's tummy from her navel right down to her pubic region, where she stopped and breathed onto Kate's now wet pussy. "Please Max.." Kate moaned and lifted her pelvis searching for Max's tongue or finger. Max licked the juices off Kate's thighs before indulging herself. She smelt of musk and lavender and Max felt drugged by her. She ran her tongue once up and down the entirety of Kate's clit and Kate let out a devilish moan. Max started to lick Kate's cunt with every fervour in her body. It was as though she had never eaten in her life before. Her tongue stung Kate's clit in rhythmical flicks and Kate thrusted her whole body into Max's face. Max slid a finger into Kate's pussy, she was considerably tight for someone that gyms so often. This did not deter Max in the slightest, she slid a second finger in, then a third and then a fourth. While her tongue worked Kate's clit, Max's fingers were putting an intense pressure on her G spot. She pumped her fingers into Kate, not too hard but hard enough for Kate to feel like she was being fully fucked. Kate pressed against Max's fingers until she was so hot that Max's whole hand slipped into Kate's drenched cunt. Max's fisting was making Kate delirious with pleasure. She had never felt so physically full in her life. She thrusted harder and harder into Max's arm in shallow, gyrating movements. Max moved her head up to Kate's breasts and continued to fist fuck her. She toyed with her nipples between her teeth and her tongue then kissed and licked Kate's entire torso. She kissd Kate's neck and then her mouth. Kate kissed her back feverishly sucking on Max's tongue. Max's fist fucking and the intensity of it would soon send Kate over the edge. She pulled her lips away from Kate and watched as Kate moved in rhythm with her arm. Max always loved to watch her lover's face whilst having sex. She got so much satisfaction from it and believed that you could tell so much about people through their facial expressions when they orgasm. Kate's orgasm was building fast. Her thrusting became faster and shallower. She opened her eyes to find Max staring down at her. She looked into Max's eyes and whispered, "Max.". " Yes baby. I'm here." Max replied softly kissing her chest. "I'm going to cum soon." "good baby. I've got you." They stared at each other with such intensity and lust that it was Max's Green eyes and wanting look on her face a long with her fist that sent Kate into her orgasm. Kate grabbed Max's neck and dug her nails into it. Max breathed hard with its sensual pain. Kate came again and again, her cum pouring out all over Max's arm. Their eyes did not unlock for a split second and Kate breathed Max's name over and over. Until she finally collapsed. Max was careful not to hurt Kate when pulling out her arm from Kate's pussy and did so gently. She kissed Kate all over her face and Kate returned them too. "That was a good work out." Said Max smiling. "mmm.I can't move." Replied Kate. Max picked Kate up and carried her to the mats on the floor. They got towels and used them as blankets and both fell a sleep in each other's embrace. They woke up an hour later at 2;00 am in the morning, got dressed and slowly walked back to Kate's apartment. There they bathed together and kissed and cuddled the whole night until finally falling a sleep once again in Kate's bed.
In the morning, Max woke up first. She had obviously been dreaming of last night cause her clit was rock hard and her cunt was radiating heat. Kate was lying like an angel next to her and instead of waking her up, she decided to finger herself thinking about the night before. She had just begun when she felt a second hand not her own, caress her mound. "What do you think you're doing without me?" Kate inquired in joking interrogation. "I didn't want to wake you. You're so beautiful when you're sleeping." "Well I'm even hotter when I'm going down on someone." Kate said teasingly. "I'd love to see that then." Said Max.
Kate disappeared under the blankets. Max felt Kate's soft hair against her lower tummy. It was ticklish and sexy. She felt Kate's breathing on her skin and didn't think she would last more than 2 minutes. Kate kissed Max's pelvic bones which stood right out and which Kate thought were very sexy. Kate started at the top of Max's right pelvic bone and moved her way downwards diagonally. All pelvic bones lead to the pelvic region. And this is exactly where Kate was heading. She stopped at Max's mound. Her pubic hair was the colour of honey. Max looked down to see why Kate had stopped. Kate giggled and couldn't help but exclaim, "Oh Honeypot!" they both giggled. Kate was not as much as a master of teasing as Max had been and could not wait to taste Max's sweet nectar. She indulged and it was fabulous. Max breathed in sharply at the feel of Kate's tongue hard against her engorged clit. Kate immersed her whole face into Max's cunt. It was morning after all and this was breakfast. Her nose rubbed against Max's clit, while she tongue fucked Max's pussy. Kate's tongue was gifted and seemed to have a life of its own. It was also very long, perhaps 2 inches and because of this she could curl her tongue inside Max's cunt to hit her G Spot. It was a gorgeously slippery affair. Max face fucked Kate all the way to a near orgasm. Just as she was about to cum, Kate stopped abruptly. "No, no," pleaded Max. "Before I continue, I wanted to ask you something." "Does it have to be now?" questioned Max in a childish irritable moan. "Yes. I wanted to know if you brought your tool box and what's in it?" "Do you want me to show you?" "uh huh! I want my engine fixed!" "Where's your Cumpaq?" asked Max. Kate took Max's hand and led it to her soaking vag. "It's here. Do you think you have the right tools to fix it." "Yeah. But what do I get out of it baby?" asked Max. "Well find the right tool and we'll see." Max knew what Kate was getting at. These two girls were so finely in sync with each other sexually that they barely had to ask for anything. Max went to get her tool box. And opened it on the dressing table. She whipped out a double- ended, massive, blue dildo. Kate squealed with excitement at the sight of it. "Give that to me darling." Kate said. "Whose the mechanic here? I'm in charge of these tools." Max replied in mock authority. "Not anymore. You're not. Now come lie down baby and let Kate handle things." Kate's eyes were so sweet and mischievous that Max couldn't help but give in to her and she was so horny by now that she felt like being in the passenger seat. Kate took the big Dildo and stretched over to the side table next to her bed. She took out some lube and smeared it heavily on to the dildo. She then got up onto her haunches and leaned over Max. They kissed and Max saw Kate's hand move down towards her cunt. She instinctly opened her legs to accept the Dildo. Kate slid it in to Max's pussy with such ease it was like a knife through butter. Max moaned aloud. And thrusted her whole body into the dildo. Kate watched her whilst controlling the movement of the dildo. Her other hand was stroking her cunt. She was getting herself nice and wet so that she could work the other end of the dildo into herself. When Max's moaning, and her pussy's excitement became too much for her, she bent the other half of the dildo towards Max's stomach, she then climbed over Max getting into a sort of missionary position and slid the other end of the dildo into her own cunt. Her legs cradled themselves around Max's sides. They got a steady rhythm going between them both working the dildo together. Max gripped Kate's sides and watched Kate move in gyrating movements above her. Kate's boobs were swinging in every direction and Max was loving watching them. Max was nearing her orgasm and she started to tell Kate this. "Jesus! Kate baby! I'm going to cum just now! Shit!" breathed Max. "Ok honey! Me too. Fuck Max, you're amazing!" Max, being one of those people that loved hearing she was amazing, was so turned by this remark that her orgasm sprang upon her in a second. " Ah! Fuck Kate, Kate.Jesus Kate!" At the sound of her own name being called out so passionately by her lover, Kate came too. Their honey flowed all over the dildo and they breathed together, moved together, came together, and finally collapsed from exhaustion together. "That was a religious experience." Kate said laughing to Max. Max giggled and wrapped her arms around Kate. "Kate?" "Yes honeybutch?" " Do you like Cape Town?" "Not really. Winter sucks. Why?" "There are a lot of fat people in Johannesburg you know" said Max. Kate looked at Max. She knew what she was getting at. They smiled at each other. Kate could never imagine being without this woman in her life. She kissed Max. Max knew this meant a yes. "Marcy can come too. There's plenty of room in my apartment." Said Max. "She doesn't like honey." Kate replied. "That's a shame." And they fell asleep once again and dreamt about the future they would have together.