Newsgroups: alt.sex.masturbation
Hi there, many years ago in High school in Holland a funny thing happened that might interest you.
About 20 girls and boys from school (16,17 yrs old) went along on a sailing cruise for a week. During this trip almost everyone was VERY drunk almost all of the time !! Even the teachers that came along for supervision. (I remember the Dutch teacher emptying a bottle of olive oil over her head once, after which I cut of her greasy hair, to give just one example).
Anyway, amidst all this debauchery, we still found time to mingle with the locals in ports we visited. One afternoon I was with 3 other guys in a small fisherman's bar, crammed with mostly old folk.
As we sat, drinking away on the stools at the bar, one of my friends suddenly asked "Can I jack you off ?" I was a bit surprised, but thought it was a funny thing to do. So I said "Yes, but you have to unzip me and take out my dick." So he did. He pulled the skin over my knob back and forth and I soon became hard. He didn't continue until I came though. We all thought it was funny. This repeated a number of times when we were in the bar.
What strikes me now was that all the people in the bar must have seen us, yet nobody seemed to care. Soon after my dick massage I turned to the old man next to me, and we had a spirited conversation about football ('soccer'to Americans). We went from pub to pub that night, and my friend would sometimes reach in my pants, get me hard and then stopped jacking me off.
After an interesting night (I remember vaguely some of us being chased by the police, but I don't remember why) we came back to the boat. In the lounge were my Dutch teacher and a girl I had the hots for. I remember that I was having a conversation with them when my friend got my dick out and started massaging it again. At that point I found it a perfectly normal thing, so I was surprised when my teacher and the girl reacted in horror. (Lookong back we might have missed a chance there ...!)
After a while I became curious how another guy's dick would feel. So I asked my friend if could jack him off. He had his meat dangling out ready for me to start. This turned out to be a big disappointment though. His limp dick felt horrible, like some awful sea-creature, wet and soft. As soon as I touched his dick, I yelled in disgust, and the wanking stopped completely that nigth.
I have never ever since had an experience like that. (I have had only sex with girls since). Back at school, my friend would ask me often to let him jack me off again, often in public, with lots of classmates around. It didn't happen.
The funny thing is that I saw him recently in the supermarket with his beautiful girlfriend, almost 14 years later. He has become quite a succesful scientist I understand. We didn't dare bring up the subject of mutual j/o though.
Anyway, it remains a funny memory, and hopefully it amused or aroused you too.