Yo faggots-
First off let me say the reason I am writing this crap is that one of my loser fag sub bois is paying me $500 to write about my sex life. I couldn't care less about letting you in on my life, and I hope you don't even think about jerking off. I am doin this purely for the bucks. Guess I'm a pretty lazy shit, but know what, I am a damn hot guy, and I've never had to do any work my whole life cause of that. Being hot and hung really ain't such bad luck.
My name's Dan, and I am 23, 6'1, 200 pounds of tight muscle. I have a hairy chest and I look like a real guy. Fags seem to get off on the fact that I shower once every few days. My mom always told me a man smells good when he's real natural. No perfume or shit like. That's for fags and girls, and shit like that.
Also, I should mention I have a real awesome cock. Its nine inches I think, but most people tell me it looks like 10. I haven't seen anything else like it ever. Its real thick too. And I guess I shoot a lot which drives some of my fans real crazy. I usually shoot like 10 or more spurts of cum and I can shoot a few times every hour. Guys are always telling me I should do porn, but I'm not sure I'm into that idea. Yet.
One of my boys, Scottie - the fag who is paying me to write this shit - is a real cutie. I actually almost like him a bit. Don't hurt that he's got one of those irresistible bubble butts and a mouth like a ho. He's a rich little brat I met at school. 21, 5'6, 130 pounds.. Blond. Cute and a real pig faggot to boot. Faggot actually gets off on leaving me money and gifts and shit like that. He told me that thinking about me plugging other whore bottoms gets him off. Whatever.
My story is pretty simple. Ever since my dick was hard there has been a guy or a girl pretty much on their knees begging to suck it. They all want to deep throat my nine incher and get a little smile out of me. All I have to do is show a little dimple and they go hog wild and crazy for more. Fuckin stupid whores all of em. They beg me to cum down their slutty throats. I don't remember the last time I came in something that wasn't a mouth, throat or ass. I don't remember the last time I had to jerk off to get off. I guess its kinda cool being a hot guy with a great cock.
I love getting sucked, but there really ain't nothing better than popping my dick into a boy's tight boypussy. That's all I can say - there just ain't nothing else like it. I love driving in deeper and deeper and hearing them gasp out in pain, desperate for breath and some more cock. These bitches are wild in bed. I love how they always say they only have safe sex and the second they see my great big cock, their holes start to twitch and they are begging for it deep and raw. They even let me shoot my load up their faggot asses. How many guys get that kind of respect?
And the ones who plead with me to put a condom on make me laugh. I usually nod, generously pour some lube all over their holes and feed them a hit of poppers. Next step is I place my cockhead right at the hole and nestle it in there a bit. There are very few guys who can resist this. If they haven't already just given up and sat on my cock by that point, I have two methods. One is I gently rub their cock and just keep massaging their hole with my cock. Eventually they give up. Or if I am feeling impatient I spit on their face, shove my cock in, slap them and tell them to enjoy the rape. There are never any complaints.
Scottie was pretty easy. When we first met he told me straight out that he heard I fuck raw and hard and that was his style too. So, we get along great. Fact of the matter is they are all that easy, and I have a pretty good time with most of my boys.
The other night I had two sub bottoms over and they actually started fighting about who would get fucked first and who was gonna get my first load. I told the bitches to bid for me and whoever went highest would get me first. The whores loved this idea, and I just lay there with a stiff cock as they tried to outbid each other for my services. I guess they were both pretty rich cause the bidding ended at $600. I told the loser that he could pay me too and he was thrilled with that idea. Fucking cocksucking faggots are such total losers. It really don't take much to make them happy.
So, I fucked both of them, using my cum as lube for the 2nd lucky guy and we all had an awesome time. When the night was over I had cum many times and was $1,100 richer. I never really thought about being a whore, but the thought of being one inadvertently was a total turn on. Was I just gonna collect money from rich cute fags that I'd be happy to fuck anyway? Am I really that hot? Yeah, I guess so. Cool.
Yeah, that's all I got to say right now. If you faggots want to hear more about my sex life, let me know. Or if you wanna suck my big cock that's cool too.
Later fags