It is well known fact that gay guys give better head than chicks, but that bisexuals "suck" at giving blowjobs (pun intended).
This married, masochistic cocksucker who came over to my apartment for "lunch" this afternoon (my prick was the main course) proved these stereotypes wrong!
The guy was into verbal abuse, so I was barking out orders on how exactly to service me, telling him to speed up, slow down, get his hand into it, etc. -- meanwhile calling him a ball licker, a cock tease, a queer bastard, a fuckin' faggot. etc.
He wanted me I to hold his head and gag him with my dick -- taught me to say "chupa, putana" ("choke on it, whore"), slapping him up side the face while I stretched the back of his throat; then he kind of "changed gears" and took it way down his gullet, tears of water streaming from his eyes. Made him really salivate till it was as wet like a pussy -- he was drooling all over himself. Awesome, man!
So I asked him, "If I called up one of my buddies, would you suck us both off?" He went fucking wild, man! Without stopping the suck job!
So from my position sitting on the couch, I called up my own cell phone (it was shut off) while he was down on his knees blowing me, and pretended to talk to "Jimmy." I said (to the dead phone) "I got a cocksucker over here and wondered whether you wanted to get in on the action." Then pretended to listen, "...Yeah, he's REAL good, man!"
Then I hung up and told the cocksucker that "Jimmy" couldn't make it right now, but wondered whether he could take a "rain check."
Anyway after about twenty minutes of unreciprocated head, I came down his gullet and he swallowed all of it and came himself -- jerking his dick. He told me it after he shot that it was one of the peak sexual experiences of his entire life. When I recovered somewhat from the the orgasm, after such low, shameful and degrading sex, I felt dirty, so I went into the bathroom to take a shower.
I told him to get dressed and get the fuck out--that I'd email him next week.