I was so fucking amazed at what he had just done- I think the word is flabbergasted- that I just sat there in a daze. After about fifteen minutes I noticed the game was ending, students were streaming out and I blindly followed.
He had picked my last money out of my wallet, drank most of "my" beer, and basically ordered me to stand by on Sunday to do his homework. It was beyond ballsy. I would not have been a good person to try and fuck with on the way to my dorm. I was beyond pissed.
I questioned myself as I sat around and eventually got into bed, as to why I was letting this guy treat me this way. Sure he was charismatic and confident and cocky, but why should I put up with that?
Finally, I decided to jerk off to calm down, and I pictured myself with Cassidy, but a few times my fantasy veered off into Emiliano getting a blow job from her, which infuriated me and I had to re-focus. Prick.
Sunday I woke up at 11:00 and went to brunch in the cafeteria. I continued to stew all afternoon as I did my own homework and finally showered. At a little after four a text came through. I glanced at it thinking maybe it was Cassidy, but it was him.
He didn't even start off with like a "hey dude, can you still help me out?' It was more of a command. It just listed his address and said 5:00. I decided to ignore it. He sent it again. I texted back "fuck off'.
Immediately the phone rang. I should have let it go to voice mail, but I answered, knowing it was him. "What?" I barked.
"Dude" he said. You could just imagine the smile and the charm oozing over the phone. "I thought you said that you would help me. You seemed like such a nice guy. I even know a girl who thinks you're cute and wanted me to introduce you to her." He stopped here to let that sink in.
"What girl?' I asked.
"Ashley. You don't know her. She's a commuter. Anyway, we can double date if you want. I met this hot bitch, named Cassidy, last night at the game. She gave the most amazing head last night in my car."
"Cassidy?" I asked incredulously. "My girlfriend's name is Cassidy. Sophomore with blond hair and a butterfly tattoo on her ankle?"
"Maybe" he said. "I wasn't looking at her ankle if you know what I mean. Anyway, you got the address. Let's stop this chat chit on the cell and get going over here. We can trade secrets about her oral technique when you get over here!"
I hung up. Beyond pissed that he had now, apparently, stole my girl, I bolted for my car and was at his address in five minutes. He lived in a dive-y apartment building on the second floor. I banged hard on the outside door.
"Little dude" he said, smiling, as he opened the door. His big, open face and smile were hard to hate.
I stormed in and got in his face. "Who the fuck do you think you are? You steal my money, drink my beer, order me to do your homework, and then take my girl and brag about making her blow you?"
"Dude, she didn't need me to make her suck me off. She was like a cock hound. In my jeans as soon as we got in the car. Bitch was hot for some Delgado dick!"
"Do you even hear what you're saying? You're bragging to my face that you got my girlfriend to blow you!"
"Dude, I'm sorry to break this to you, but she ain't your girlfriend. She was talking about some dude that blew her off this weekend that she never wanted to see again. Guess that's you. So let it go and let me hook you up with this other bitch, Ashley. Anyway, let's get going on this homework."
He put his arm around me and walked me over to a table with two chairs. I noticed that he was only wearing only a pair of white Calvins. I sat down, exasperated and shocked by his audacity.
"Now look. This shit about Utilitarianism versus Deontology. We gotta' write three pages on it. You can do that for me, right?"
I just looked at him incredulously. We were sitting at his apartment's kitchen table, he was in his boxer briefs, and he was insisting that for some unknown reason I would do his homework paper for him.
"Why the fuck do you think I would do that?" I asked.
"Wait, what?" he said.
"Why the fuck would I do your homework for you, even if you had asked nicely?"
"Because we're buds, dude!" He flashed his pearly whites and sat back, spreading his legs. "Now explain it to me. Tell you what. You say the words and I'll even type it into my tablet. Deal?"
I leaned over and put my face in my hands, massaging my forehead. I took a deep breath and looked back at him. "You're really something, you know that? Never seen a cockier, more arrogant cocksure prick in my life."
He reached out and messed up my hair. "Now that's the spirit dude!"
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