This is a fictional story about some comedians that I've actually chatted online with once or twice. Trae Crowder and his funny 'liberal' antics have shown that not all people from the south are gay hating Hicks
And it helps that they are all cuties. All kinds if adorable and possibly big dicked rednecks. One them at least, cuz in many pics he is showing a substantial bulge
Anyhoo. This is pure fiction. For even though Trae and his buddies are gay friendly. I don't see them getting down to some gay sex. Now I would so be part of that gang bang.
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...... I continued to watch Trea and his crew inline for months. Laughing sometimes. But overall loving the fact that they were so with me on politics. And the new pics of the guys were always welcome as well.
Trae smiled alot and it was endearing. Drew was just plain hot, even with a usual goofball face. And Cory was just the thick weird one with a silly look on his face. Yet he was always then one ready to show his butt cheeks. Or he was in jeans that always sported some nice bulge in them.
Then came the night the crew was gonna be in my town. I had actually gotten an email that morning from Trea. He said he was gonna have back stages passes for me and any friends I brought along.
"Will be nice to chat with ya" he stated
I was really excited now. I was gonna get to meet them. Be close to the cute Trae and his friends. I knew not to expect anything weird. I mean the guys were straight after all. But Trae was ever so nice. So I figured it would be a fun night.
We would chat and rag on the current adminstration and all their buffoonery. Maybe have some drinks before I was in my marry way.
"Thanks Trae" I sent back
"See you guys later"
The evening came quick and I was at the place to see them. My seats were OK. Not great. But OK. I could see the guys on the stage clear enough. The three men came out one by one. First Drew. He looked especially handsome that night. His button down shirt fitting nicely on his body. His sleeves rolled up and the too opened three buttons. I could see chest hair even from where I was. And his jeans were very snug. He was showing a nice package tonight.
"Hot damn Drew" I said to myself
"Your are smoking hot tonight"
I felt my dick throb in my pants as I saw the hunky guy come out. Then out came Cory. He too had rolled up sleeved on his shirt. The shirt was out so I couldn't see his crotch. But he looked better looking than I remembered. Then came Trae. He also looked more handsome. I felt my duck throb in my pants as I saw the three men on stage.
Then they sat up on these stools on the stage. When Cory sat up and speed his legs, his shirt bottom spread I could see between his legs. There it was . the bug lump of his cock pressed to the cotton of his jeans.
"Fuck. Look at that." I said go myself
The show was super funny. I was splitting a gut for most of it. Then as the show was near ending an Usher came by seat and gave be a pass for backstage. I smiled as I was gonna meet these funny guys. My problem though was after seeing them live, i now had the hots for all three of them. I pondered just getting up and leaving. But I looked up and Cory had literally pulled down his pants and showed his backside to everyone. It was a gay joke. But not a derogatory one. Just funny. At least that how I took it
So I stayed. And after the crowds began to leave the building i stepped out to thethe eisle. That's when Trae came out. He saw me and smiled. Then he called out my name
"Yeah it's me Trae" I answered back to him
"Well come on up buddy"
His smile was endearing and a bit yummy. I then headed up to him. He grabbed my hand and pulled me up on the stage.
"Good to meet ya buddy" he said in that southern drawl
"Come on back and meet the guys"
"Cool" I said
He placed his hand on my shoulder and patted it. I could have sworn he squeezed it lightly. But may have been my over reactive mind. He lead me down some stairs and through a few corridors. Then to a dressing area. There was a large main area and about 6 doors adjacent to the main area.
"He guys" Trae called out
"He is here"
I heard them call back to him. Then the two came out. Cory was on his phone. Probably his wife I surmised. Drew smiled as he came uup to shake my hand. He was soo much hotter up close. I would have jumped him if he let me.
"So your the gay fella Trae was talking bout'? " he asked
"Yup" I said a bit nervously
"That's me. The gay fella"
He laughed as I responded as I did. Then he placed his hand on my arm.
"Hope I didn't insult ya" he added
"We don't see a whole lotta gay guys where we are from"
"Yeah. Cuz we are the horrible conservative South" Trae added
"Pig fuckers. Is it not" came Cory as he finished his call
He came over and blatanly reached down and scratched himself. Then he hefted his big bulge. Then he turned to make shift spit.
"You know. Cuz we rednecks have sex with animals and siblings and shit" he added
I stared at him as he did that.
"No more than us fags like to just jump every straight guy we see" i added
Cory looked at me. His face was strange. Then he cocked up his eyebrow, looked over at Trae and Drew. Then they all busted out laughing. Trae then patted my shoulder again.
"Now that's funny" he said
This time I know he squeezed my shoulder. Then he suggested we get outta there.
"Let's get on the tour bus and drink " he said
"We are rednecks after all"
"Beer. Whoo Hoo!" The other exclaimed
So we left the place and climbed up into the tour bus. It was a nice place. Not what I expected. Rather lavish for what my mind assumed. We sat in the living area and Trae started to throw beers at everyone. Well that was true I thought. The beers at least. But it wasn't crap beer though. Drew and Cory sitting across from me.
"Shitt!!" My head bellowed
I was sitting with a grand view betweem Cory's thighs. The jeans pulled up and bunched up at his big crotch. I could see the big lump of his cock as i glanced between his lega.
"Damn" i said softly
"Yiu okay" Drew asked
I just nodded and smiled. Then Trae plopped his butt next to mine. So here I was in the midst of all these hot southern boys. They were chatting and asking me questions. I answered and tried to keep my focus away from the junction between Cory's legs. But my lust was a powerful thing. I would steal glances down there as we talked and drank.
"So how did you know" Trae then asked
It was the question I knew would come. The question as to why I was gay. It one I have answered many a time. But found myself almost uncomfortable answering now. I shrugged at him. Then my eyes glanced back at Cory. At first his hand went to hi head in a show of shame
"Trea?!!" He crowed
"What the fuck"
Then his hand came to now lay between his legs, and in his big crotch. And I could have sworn his finger scratched at his balls.then he seemed to cup them through those lucky jeans
"I'm sorry" Trae then said
"None of my business"
"And I am not questioning you being gay"
"But I amnjust all the Hell curious is all"
"Ain't just tell me to fuck off if you want"
Then he smiled that sweet southern smile. I looked at the handsome man. Drew also scolded Trae
"You are such a turd" he yelled
"No it's okay" I finally said
"I get the question"
I looked back at the handsome Trae. In wanted to just reach over and kiss him. But thought better not to. Then Cory scratched at his balls again. That was driving me crazy.
All I wanted to do was jump between his thick legs. SWAT his hand out of the way, and shove my face into his big bulging crotch. To just inhale him and then chew on his balls through the cotton of his jeans.
I found myself licking my lips from sexual instinct. But then yanked my eyes from his bulge.
"It's not that I don't think women are beautiful" I said
"Because they are."
"I mean look at Charlie Theron".
I somehow knew the response I would get as insaidnthat name. The perfectly gorgeous actressbwas many a straight man's lust. And insaw that it was these guys as well. Both Drew and Cory actually grabbed their crotches blatantly. Trae was the only one who just listened without making the motion of grabbing himself.
" Ohhh fuck yeah " Drew shouted
"See. I too agree" insaidnthat
"She is beautiful"
Then I decided to push what I was saying. See how far I could get with these straight men.
"I mean I see a beautiful woman" I continued
"But I dont wanna fuck her"
"Am I right guys"
I glared at the two across from me. Staring right down at Drew's crotch. They stopped grabbing themselves. Seeing they were caught. Cory turned beet red with embarrasment. Trae just busted out laughing at his friends. But that's when I saw him grope himself.
"Caught fuckers. Caught" he laughed
"Fuck you Trae" Drew shouted
"Anytime drew. Anytime"
Their antics were actually calming now. Then drew leaned forward and continued to ask the same question.
"So you just don't like pussy then?" Came the question
I leaned forward and looked right at his very handsome face. Making sure he saw my eyes as I spoke.
"Like I said. Beautiful. But.." I continued
"I funky smelling fich hole does nothing for me"
"You can have it"
"I would rather slurp up and down a nice big thick dick"
"Dick is meant for sucking"
"Hello yeah" Cory slipped in
Trea then got up. He adjusted himself for a second. I could see there was a bulge in his dark jeans. I think the conversation was getting to him.
"More beers guys" he asked
We all agreed. So he went over to get a few more. I looked at his yummy butt trapped in his jeans. Looked delectable. When he came back and handed ofpver more beers the conversation commenced. Drew took a deep drink of his.
"So ever had a guy suk you Drew" I blurted
He spit out a spray of beer. The question got to him. I looked over at Cory, then Trae. The two had odd looks in their faces. Drew wiped his drooling mouth. The beer had gotten on his jeans.
"Fuck!" He shouted
"Now look at me"
I did. I saw his dick staring at those jeans, through the beer wet spot. As he stood there wiping himself off I decided to push further with this hot man.
"So is it true that rednecks have big dicks" I blurted
That's when the room went silent.................
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