MATT'S NEW CAR
Hi guys. I'm Matt. I'm sixteen and a sophomore at Chino High School. My best buddy is Jake. Jake is like eighteen. He's a senior at Chino. Here's the thing guys. Jake is hot, I mean sizzeling. I like to walk behind him so I can watch his phenominal ass move in those skin tight jeans he wears. Man I walk behind him more than a minute or two and I got a fucking hard on, and I mean a hard on dripping like a broken faucet. I get home, head up to my room to change. I strip down and my tighty whities are fucking soaked with pre. I head in to the bathroom to take care of my dick.
After school Jake asked me if I was going to the game on Friday. I told him of course, how the hell else am I going to get a look at his ass in that tight uniform he wears? He just chucked cause he knows damn well how much I love his ass.
Okay, so me and my folks live on the airport at Chino. We had been in Daggett the last two years but dad's bosses told him to come down here and try to straighten out this fucking place. I suppose when we get done here they will send us to Bumfuck to see if we can build a fucking runway. Assholes. At least Daggett was fun. This damn place is a bore. I'll just have to make my own fun.
I'm sixteen. So I asked my dad if he would buy me a car. You could have knocked me over with a feather. He said he would! I asked him when and he waid we would go look tomorrow. I damn near shot my wad right there in the damn dining room. I turned to leave and dad patted my butt. I looked over my shoulder grinning at him. He says "You make sure you get some sleep tonight. Don't wear anything out."
I kind of whispered "smartass" and went on up to my room. Dad and I get along really great. He's my main man. And this may sound weird but I think he might be a little jealous of Jake. Okay, yeah, it does sound weird, but there it is. I like to get close to dad when we are outside working cause I fucking love his stink I get a whiff of his underarm and damn near cum. And he knows it too!
So the next morning I wake up, throw on some clothes and go downstairs to get coffee. Dad was asleep in the guest room so I guess he and mom had another fight. And I think I know what it was about. I sure hope she didn't get him to change his mind. That wuld be so fucking shitty. I think I'll probably kill her if she did. Dad came stumbling out of the guest room and I got him a cup of coffee. He said the obvious that he and mom had a fight. I told him I didn't want to know. It was quiet for several minutes and I couldn't stand it any longer so I asked "She's not going to let you get me a car is she?"
He said, almost spitting out the words "Son, that woman is not going to stop me from buying my sixteen year old son his first car. That's just the way it fucking is. So fuck this shit, let's go get you that car." We headed out the door.
We got to the Ford dealership and went in. A man named Rusty introduced himself. Dad says "Rusty, this is my boy Matt. He needs his first car so you set him up. I know he's going to make me spend way too much but I guess that's the way it is. I'm going next door for a drink. When I come back you can show me what kind of a deal you made for him. Now he wants to be a damn good salesman someday so you show him how it's done. I want him to be able to sell a car for you next weekend so do a good job. Son, you pay attention you hear?" With that he turned and walked out.
Rusty and I looked at several cars. I picked a red Mustang wouldn't you know. We went inside and Rusty went over all the options then showed me the total. I said "Fuck, dad's never gonna do that."
Rusty said "Buddy, I'm thinking your old man is going to spend whatever it takes to get you the car you want. You just leave that to me." He was right. Dad whipped out his checkbook and wrote a check giving it to Rusty.
He told Rusty "Get that car serviced and send the boy home." With that he left. I got home two hours later, parked the car and ran into the house. Mom had her suitcases by the front door. Dad loaded them in their car. I looked at dad and tears were running down my face. I didn't want to cry but I couldn't help it. My voice was shaking and I said "Dad, I can take the car back."
He said "Thank you son but that's not necessary. You mom's going away for a while and we'll work things out. Or we won't. We'll just have to see what happens."
I looked at my dad and said "Daddy, will momma come home if I take the car back?"
He responded "No son, don't worry about that. Your mother and I haven't been getting along for some time. Her leaving has nothing to do with the car. You've got to believe that so enjoy your car son. Now here's the thing. Don't you be getting a girl pregnant in that back seat. I know it's cramped but you can fuck anywhere, believe me."
I said "Daddy, if anyone is going to get pregnant in that back seat it will be me." After I said that I realized what I had said and just held my breath cause I hadn't come out to my dad yet.
Dad responded "So, my little man is looking to get fucked? I'm not surprised. The only question is which of your buddies big fucking cocks is going to be shoved up your sweet young dirty fucking asshole? Damn son, I'd give my left nut to see Carl fuck the holy living shit out of you. My God son, I'm going to cum just thinking about that. Or maybe after he fucked you he would pull his big cock out of your dirty asshole and make you clean the shit off of it. Fuck son, gonna cum."
Surprised I said "Daddy, you know I'm gay? And you know I'd like to eat shit? Fuck. Cumming."
His father said "Of course I know you're gay Matt. I can't wait to see you swinging on a great big fucking cock. I want to see your buddy's cum dripping down your chin son. And I really want to see you eating his fucking dirty ass out. And I'm hoping it's really fucking dirty too. About as dirty as a fucking asshole can get. When you're done cleaning him out you can tell me how fucking good his shit is. Oh my God son, to see you with that dude's shit smeared all over your fucking filthy face? Buddy, I can't stand this."
"Fuck daddy, you really want to see me eat shit?"
His dad said "Oh my God Matty, yes! I'd give my left nut to see you eating your buddy's foul fucking shit. Actually I'm hoping some day your going to ask your dad if you can eat his shit. Fuck, cumming."
I told my dad "Last weekend when Jake and I were camping I was eating his ass when he says `Are you really adventurous dude?' I said Yep, what you got in mind? He says keep eating my ass and I'll show you. And you know what he did? He waits just a minute or so and shits in my mouth daddy. He looks at me and says don't spit that out mother fucker. I want to see you chew it up and swallow it dude. We were both cumming buckets daddy."
I looked at my dad and he said "Fuck Matty, I just shot my wad in these pants son. Now I got to change them before I can go to work. He handed me his pants and said "Lick the cum out of those pants son then throw them in the wash. Don't want your mom to think we're up here just shooting our wads everywhere, you know? She thinks the only time I shoot my wad it's in her pussy. Damn, she is stupid sometimes. She has no idea how fucking hot it is to shoot my wad in my little boy's grimy filthy fucking mouth."
I said "Daddy, I'm not a little boy."
He responded "You will always be my little boy. Don't you ever forget that." With that he left and drove my mom to the airport. When he came home he stood in the living room looking at me. Then he says come over here son. I went and stood in front of him. He wrapped his arms around me nearly squeezing the life out of me. He said "Such a sweet little boy. I can't fucking wait to get my tongue up your sweet fucking filthy dirty asshole son. I hope it's really fucking dirty and foul. And I hope you love my shit as much as I'm going to love yours. I can't wait for one of my buddies to come over and shit in your fucking mouth. Especially if it's runny foul sticky shit. So fucking hot son. I don't think there would ever be anything hotter than seeing my little boy choking on another dude's really foul shit. Fuck, cumming."
I said "Daddy, coach is fucking hot but I don't think he has any idea what Jake and I are doing when we're out screwing around. If he does know he sure hasn't let on. Dad, you think he might know?"
My dad said "I'll be talking to him at the game on Friday. You want me to kind of drop some hints?"
I responded "Fuck no dad. He'll fucking freak."
Dad said "Well, you're probably right about that. No point in ending up failing his class, right? By the way, you ever notice how when you're in the gym climbing that fucking rope he always stands right under you so he can look up the leg of your shorts? When you get about half way up you should shit on his face. You would think the dude would see enough junk without perving on his students woudn't you? Seeing him down there with his mouth open trying to catch your shit. And my God, his fucking hard on is fucking dripping when he does that."
Dad asked "So you and Jake going camping this weekend?"
I answered "You bet. You want to come with?"
Dad said "I'd love to son but I can't. Too much work to do. So you guys have a good time. Don't you guys do anything I wouldn't do, or if you do don't waste any cum. Don't waste any shit either, but I guess I don't have to tell you that. So anyways son I got one serious question for you. Do you think Jake is gonna want to eat your shit?"
"Fuck dad, I hope so."
Dad responded "Fuck son, I'm going to be cumming every damn hour all week long thinking about you eating that boy's shit and telling your dad how fucking good it is."
I said "Daddy, you're going to drive yourself nuts, you know that don't you?"
He answered "Yeah, but what a way to go. Son, I can't wait to tell my buddies and have them come over and watch my little boy eat shit. That's so fucking hot I can't hardly believe it. When you're done eating it I'm going to have my buddies watch me feed you a whole fucking load of daddy shit. Maybe while I'm feeding you my shit one of my buddies will take the time to shit in my mouth. That would be fucking hot wouldn't it? Especially if the dude had the fucking runs."
My dad asked his buddies to come over. He looked at them and said "My little boy is going to grow up to be the best shit eating fag you ever saw."