Chapter 2
The next Saturday I arrived at 9 on the dot, a pink envelop in one hand, His laundry and dry cleaning draped over my back in the other, knocked on His door and heard the bellow, "Come in, sissy". I entered His house, set his Laundry bag down and hung up His dry cleaning, it had cost me $115.00 for all of the suits He had given me to clean. I did a mock curtsey with the 'daisyDuke' shorts, took off my 'sissy' outfit, crawled under the chair, put my nose and lips to His asshole, the pink envelope on my chest, and said, "Thank You Master for allowing me to clean Your house again". Of course my dicklette was already hard and straining at the cock cage. It had been over 5 weeks since I had had an orgasm. His asshole was just as ripe as last time and strangely enough, I found that I had missed the aroma of His Manly earthy scent.
He reached down and removed my cage with His key, and told me to start stroking myself. Of course, I did so immediately, even knowing that it would mean that whatever question that He asked me would cost $50.00 from the very start of today's session. As I inhaled the heady aroma of His ass, He reached down and picked up the envelope. "Did you enjoy the video I emailed to you, sissy"
"It was very humiliating to watch Sir" I responded with a quivering voice, as I kissed His asshole in the required manner.
" I am sure that it was, faggot. But I bet that you were hard all the way through it. Tell me, What amount of money did you come up with for all of the degrading and stupid things I made you do?"
"Sir, I found that I owe You $625.00 for kissing Your asshole, $100.00 for being Your maid, $200.00 for eating Your cum, and $100.00 for drinking Your piss. The total is $1,025.00 and it is in the pink envelop."
"Very good, sissy. I bet You feel even more stupid now. Do you still enjoy kissing my ass as much as you did last time?
"Yes, Master, I still do, even though I have to pay You such a staggering sum each and every time I do it!"
"And does my asshole still smell as wonderful as you remembered?"
"It does, Master, it does smell wonderful to me"
"Okay, then get to work, but before you do, kneel before me and beg me for My morning piss. I have been saving it for you all night." He commanded me.
I knelt in front of Him as he stood there in His naked perfection, and begged Him to feed me His morning piss. His piss started slowly at first but built up into a flow that I could hardly keep up with. It was acrid and foul smelling, a deep yellow in color, the taste was very strong, but I kept at it, swallowing mouthful after mouthful of the horrid elixir.
When He was done, He laughed and said, "This is great, you have been here less than 5 minutes and already owe me $350.00 for the 4 questions, the maids pay, and the piss. Get to work now!"
About 5 minutes later, he called me back and said, "I almost forgot, in the freezer in the kitchen you will find 6 rubbers. I filled them for you this week so that you would have something to suck on while you cleaned. So start Your maid's duties in the kitchen."
I sheepishly went off to start cleaning His house, wondering to myself how it could get any worse than this. My short little erection bobbing in front of me as I started my chores. I found the rubbers as he said I would. I took one out and looked at it. I could not believe that someone could come this much. I knew that He had filled my mouth the 2 times He had deposited His load there, but this was amazing. The rubbers must have had over an inch of white liquid in the bottom of them. I rolled one of them over my tongue and sucked on it while I began my cleaning routine. Certainly, it was His cum, I recognized the taste.
It only took me four hours to complete my cleaning this time. Every now and again I would go and get another of His cum-filled rubbers to suck on. I was just finishing up when I heard the little bell. I rushed into His den and gave a mock curtsey, my clit giving me away by sticking straight out from my body, and said "Yes Master, You rang".
He laughed again deeply, and told me that He had to take another piss and to drop to my knees. I knelt in front of Him, opened my mouth and drank from Him deeply. This time was not near as bad and was almost enjoyable. The taste was much fresher. I looked up into His eyes and thanked Him for the honor when He was done. I informed Him that I was done for the day and if there were nothing further I would take my leave.
He told me to assume the position under His chair. Anxiously I rushed to His chair and prostrated myself under it. Perhaps He was going to let me have the orgasm I had been waiting so long for. I started stroking my clit as He slowly walked over, removed his pants and sat down over my face.
"Did you enjoy the cum-filled rubbers I left for you" he asked me with a chuckle.
"ohhhhhhh Yes Sir, but Your fresh hot cum from the source is much better."
"You must have enjoyed them since you owe me $600.00 for all of the work I had to do to make them for you. I am going to start stroking My own cock now so that you can have a fresh load before you go home to do my weeks worth of laundry and dry cleaning. In the meantime I have a few more questions for you. Do you want to have an orgasm today"
" Oh Yes Master, yes I do, more than anything, I have wanted to come for the past month or more. Please allow me to cum, I will do anything for Your permission", I answered after kissing his asshole lovingly, in hopes that He might allow me to do so.
"I am glad that you said 'anything' sissy, because the only way you will ever get to cum in my presence is with your mouth filled with my warm shit. That way, you will realize that you are disgusting, that you can only have a fulfilled orgasm with a mouth full of a real Man's shit, unlike any other Man in the world, you, being the sissy you are,, have to eat shit to experience an orgasm. I find that so amusing!"
I could not believe my ears. Worse than that, I could not believe my dicklette. If anything it was even harder than it was before. I couldn't do this......................................could I?
"Does my ass still smell good to you?
"Yes Sir, it does"
"Does it still taste good when your tongue is deep inside?"
Yesssss, it does Sir!"
"Then I think that means that you want my shit in your mouth, doesn't it?
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Yes Sir, I guess it does mean that"
"I think that you find this more degrading than any other thing I have done to you so far, is that true?"
"Yes, Sir. It is certainly the most humiliating thing I have ever considered doing".
"Then it should cost more I would think, don't you agree?"
"ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes Sir"
"Well, with this next question, it will be the 6th fifty dollar question about eating my shit. I would think that that is a fair price to eat my shit. If you agree, then I want you to beg Me to feed you my shit, to drop it all into your waiting mouth so that you can chew it up and eat it while you stroke your miniscule pecker. Be clear and articulate for the camera sissy. DO you want to pay me $300.00 to eat my shit?"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yes Master. Yes, please allow me to pay You $300.00 to eat Your shit while I masterbate. Please let me cum with a mouthful of Your shit and chew it up while You watch me degrade myself. Please, please, please let me eat Your shit."
"Well", he said with a chuckle, "If you insist, faggot. Open wide and watch it. Stroke yourself and eat my shit, my little sissy toilet".
I watched his rosebud swell to roughly quarter size. I could see His shit inside of His asshole slowly start down the inner walls of His rectum. It reached the opening and stretched it even farther. The log started to emerge. I could smell it now and surprisingly enough, it did not smell all that bad. It was a deep brown in color and looked very firm. My clit was as hard as I have ever felt it, and I had to stop stroking myself for fear of cumming right away and could feel it twitching in the air like it was already having an orgasm. The log continued out until about 3 inches were hanging from His mouth when I wrapped my lips around it. I moved my head up and down the shit log like it was a cock letting my ongue drag along the side of it. The taste was not all that revolting, the humiliation was to great to allow my mind to think anything was wrong about what I was doing. It countinued into my mouth until it was at the beginning of my throat.
"Don't choke, sissy, Bite it off and chew it up, there will be more for you to eat."
I bit down through the log of shit and started chewing as He looked down through His thighs at the spectacle I was making of myself. I chewed as fast as I could, swallowing again and again, because I could see the rest of His shit start it's downward movement towards my mouth. I just finished the first of it when another 3 inches touched my lips. I opened my mouth and took it in, whimpering as I did so, stroking myself ever slowly. Finally the last of it fell off and curled around my face and lips. I chewed and swallowed what was in my mouth and looked up at my Master who was gazing at me stroking His own massive hard on.
"Leave the shit on your face and open your mouth wide" he commanded me as he stood up and squatted over my face and blasted His huge load of sperm into my waiting mouth. I erupted at the same time spilling my own puny amount of sissy squirts onto my stomach.
As I savored the taste of His cum in my shit stained mouth, He directed me to smear the shit on my lips and face around my nose and lips, and to take the remainder of it and coat my underarms and clit with it and then to wipe the shit off of my hands into my hair, He explained since I am a full fledged toilet, then I should smell like one on my way home.
He had me re-attach the chastity to my shriveled clit and then said, "Get out toilet, I will see You next Saturday. "You did a great job today being the stupid sissy faggot toilet that You are." "Don't forget my laundry" "Next week I will think of more humiliating and degrading things for you to experience."
Chapter 3
I spent the week thinking about what had happened. And as much as it disgusted me, I could not help but notice that whenever I thought of it, my cage seemed about to burst! Trying to figure out how I could still make ends meet paying Him so much money to humiliate me, I figured I could cut back on everything, and maybe make ends meet. I could always dip into my retirement account if I needed any extra money for essentials. With that plan in mind I started looking forward to the next Saturday when I would again be under His spell.........................and His ass.
I arrived again at 9:00 AM on the dot and knocked on the door, heard the bellow, and entered His domain. I hung up His dry-cleaning and put the bag of laundry on the kitchen floor, starting to take off my 'Daisy-dukes' and sissy t-shirt when I noticed a naked white Man that I did not know filming me with a camera.
As my mouth dropped open, my Master walked into the room and said, "Oh, I see you have met my associate, Mr. Smith. This is the sissy faggot I have been telling You about. Sissy, I thought that my friend could make a much better video of you going about Your ridiculous duties and make a more accurate recording of just how disgusting you are! Hahahaha. I have told Him all about you and even showed Him the videos I made of You thus far. NOW, get under the chair"
I gave each of them a mock, curtsey as I slid under the chair, and realizing that I was probably falling deeper and deeper into a situation from which there would be no escape, I placed the pink envelop labeled 'Master' that was in my hand, onto my chest. My Master sat down once again just over my nose and lips and as I gazed at His perfect asshole, I could once again smell His odor. Immediately my clit started to get hard. He reached down and removed the lock and told me to take off the rest of the cage.
" Stroke your little pee-pee faggot. Lets get right to the $50.00 questions,, "What do you have in the envelope for me, sissy?", He asked me.
"Sir, for last week, I have included $600.00 for12 questions, $100.00 for drinking Your piss twice, $100.00 for being Your maid, $600.00 for sucking the cum out of the rubbers You saved for me, $200.00 for being allowed to swallow Your cum fresh and hot, and $300.00 for the privilege of eating Your shit, - for a total of $1900.00."
"Hmmmmm,", He asked me, "Shouldn't You be thanking me for allowing You to pay me for all of these gifts"
"ohhhhhhhhh, Yes Sir, thank You soooo much for allowing me to pay You this money!", I said to Him as I kissed His ass for the second time.
"This is so much fun", He laughed, "You have to pay me $100.00 to kiss my ass twice to pay me the money from last week. I love this game! Hahahahahahahaha"
SO this is how it is going to be, sissy" He explained that Mr Smith would film all of today's events so that all three of us would have a clear recollection of just what is going to happen in the future. From today onward, I would not only be cleaning His house, I would also be required to clean His friends house on Wednesday's. While I would not be able to cum on those days, every other function that I performed while there would be exactly the same as I do for Him. I would have to be His maid, His toilet, for both piss and shit, and eat all of the cum that he saved and that was spilled fresh. While the '20 question' game would not be enforced, I would have to answer all questions with the same loving kisses that I was required to do for Him. Everything would be filmed, all of the prices for services would be the same as for Him, and I would be sent a copy of the video so that I could bring an envelope with the right amount of money in it to Him next Saturday. He would then give one-half of the money to Mr Smith for helping with my training. Do you understand all of this, faggot?
"ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yes Master", I moaned reluctantly.
"hahhahahaha, Well, Don't you think you should beg me to make this happen? He asked me.
I could hear Mr Smith laughing as well. This was too much, I could not believe that this was going to happen, my dick was so hard I could hardly stroke it for fear of cumming. I bit my lip just before I leaned up and started kissing His ass and moaned, " Please Sir, please allow me to treat Your friend, Mr Smith, to the same treatment that I am honored to provide for You. I look forward to tasting His cum and piss and shit and shall clean His house as thoroughly as I do Yours. Please, please let me do this for You."
"well, sissy, since you asked so nicely, then I suppose I will have to let you be His faggot toilet as well as my own. In the freezer are 12 rubbers filled with the cum you just cannot wait to get into your faggot mouth. Six from each of us. Get busy and get this house clean after You drain our cocks of the morning piss we have been saving for You, bring us a couple of beers in the living room".
I knelt and drank their pee, one after the other, gulping down their hot, rich pungent elixir, as they took turns filming my impression of a human urinal. After I brought them the beers, I started on my chores after I stopped by the freezer to grab the first of many many many loads of frozen sperm to suck down to my piss filled stomach.
It only took about 2 ½ hours to finish this time. I ended up having to deliver 2 more beers to each of them, and had to drink their piss each time I delivered them. With 6 loads of piss in me and 12 loads of sperm on top of that, I could feel myself sloshing as I tottered around in my Mary Janes, my hard-on dancing in front of me.
"I am finished, Sir, will there be anything more?" I asked my Master as I curtseyed to them both.
"Yes, sissy", He said, "get under the chair and start stroking yourself".
I hurried over to the chair and got into my position, looking up as My Master approached. He loooked gorgeous as He always did. I could not help admiring Him. Mr. Smith was just as tall, but was a bit heavier and older. Both of them were hairy, which is something I noticed since I had no hair left on my body other than what was above my neck.
As He sat down on the chair he passed gas out of His asshole directly into my face. It shocked me, not only the noise but the pressure of the wind on my face. He laughed and said "Did you enjoy that faggot".
"ohhhhhhhhhh yes Sir, Thank You sir for farting on my face" I answered as I kissed the source of His flatulence. Thinking to myself that I got smart by thanking Him without risking another fifty dollar question.
"I am glad you feel that way about my farts, and since you enjoy it so much you can pay me for those too. Each and every time I fart on your nose and lips, you will inhale it deeply so that I do not have to smell it, and you will then kiss my ass and say 'thank You'. Since with this next question you will have paid $100.00 talking about my farts then we will make the price of a fart an even hundred. Does that sound fair to you??"
"ohhhhhhh Yes Sir, thank You for charging me $100.00 for each of Your farts"' I meekly answered Him.
He then instructed me to open my mouth and watch His asshole prepare my lunch. As I watched Him start to widen, opening up to let out the log that would soon be in my mouth, I noticed Mr. Smith with the camera coming in close so that my entire face was probably visible waiting to catch the shit in open toilet mouth. He would pan down to film me masturbating and I am sure it looked like I was eager to accept my Master's gift. I could not believe I had sunk this low. The shit-log was just emerging from His distended rectum, and I moaned in anticipation, or lust, or something. It filled my mouth just as it did the week before when He stopped and told me to bite it off and eat it. I moved up close to His body and let my teeth sink through the warm shit and started chewing His brown caviar. I could only just barely touch my cock with one finger on the underside of my little dick for fear of cumming without permission. It probably looked like I was a girl playing with her clitoris. As I was chewing the last of it, my Master moved forward and deposited the rest of His shit on my chest, and then turned around and blew His load of sperm into my mouth. I eagerly swished that around in my mouth and swallowed all of the gooey mixture.
He instructed me to smear the rest of His shit onto my chest and underarms and clit while I had my own orgasm. As I smeared His shit onto my body I had a massive, for me, orgasm, and shot my load onto my stomach. Just as I was opening my eyes I heard Mr Smith say, "Open wide sissy" and His massive load squirted onto my face and open mouth, some of it landing on my chin and nose.
Master told me to wipe off my hands into my hair again, pick up His laundry and dry cleaning by the back door and be there next Saturday. He also reminded me of my appointment mid week with Mr. Smith.
As I slunk out the door, I had to ask myself how it could ever get any worse that what it already was. My degradation was complete, but somehow I knew that even if I did not have to come back because of all the explicit films that could expose me, I knew that I would be back because I needed this treatment. I was like a junkie with his/her first taste of heaven.
Part 4 – maid for 2 and demoted to one job.
I spent the week in complete turmoil. How could I ever afford both of these Men in my life. I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that I would have to dip into my retirement funds at some point. I resigned myself to the fact that it was a hole that I dug and I would have to live with that dilemma. On a brighter mote, my little dick had never seemed harder in it's little prison. It seemed that a once a week orgasm was all it needed to keep it happy, and it was satisfied being hard and confined in plastic for the remaining time. Sheesh!
I showed up again at His door with His laundry and dry-cleaning in one hand, and not one, but two, envelopes in my other when I heard the bellow. I walked in, hung his dry-cleaning up, set his laundry down and walked into the kitchen to see Him sitting in His bottomless chair, naked, in all of His glory. I immediately grabbed my 'Daisy Duke shorts' and curtseyed and thanked Him for allowing me to serve Him while I then removed all clothing save for my cage and anklets and mary jane shoes. I crawled under His chair, gazed up at His wonderful asshole, and put my nose upon it, inhaling deeply, perhaps a whimper or two escaping from my lips, silently thanking the Gods that no one was filming this directly.
He chuckled again, telling me to put the envelope down next to me, and added that I must really like sniffing His backside since I moan so well when doing it. He explained that He was going to let me out of the commitment of being His maid, and that I did not have to be a maid for Mr. Smith anymore either . I thought that my dreams had been answered, that I would not have to get into my retirement account, that I would be free of everything. My heart soared!!!
Then,..........................................................He told me that He had found a REAL Maid's Service and had hired them to do the cleaning. Since they did a better job then I did, and the maid was much cuter being a 'real' woman, I would no longer be required to clean the house. He explained that the service charged $100.00 per week and that they would clean twice weekly for that amount so my services would be redundant. I would still have to do His laundry and dry-cleaning, and still have to come by once a week to drop it off and pick up the dirty laundry to be cleaned as He demanded originally. Since the cost was the same for the maid's service, I could expect to keep paying for it as I had been doing in the past. Both for Him, and His friend, Mr. Smith. I could also plan on visiting Mr. Smith weekly as well for His laundry, and any other services He expected.
"Grab your little dick and stroke it faggot", He commanded me. "DO you understand what I am saying to you?? He asked.
"ohhhhhhhh, Yes Sir, I will pay for Your new maid, and pay for Mr. Smith's new maid, and show up every Saturday to do the rest of my duties and obligations to You, and show up every Wednesday to do the rest of my duties and obligations to Mr. Smith", I answered meekly.
"Hahahahaha, that is completely right, sissy. You are so smart! Are You happy with the new arrangement??
"Ohhhhhhh, Of course Sir, it will allow me much more free time. Perhaps I can get a part-time job to help me pay for all of this", I answered.
"Hmmmmm, I do not think so faggot, you will have no free time. Put your nose directly on my ass." He directed me. As I put my nose on His asshole, I felt a blast of air. As I inhaled His fart I was once again amazed by the pressure and smell of it directly in my face. With my lungs full of His essence, I kissed His ass as I was directed to do and said to Him, "Thank You Sir for farting on my nose and face, I enjoyed it very much!.
"Hahahahahaha, you are so amusing faggot! Now, you will not have any free time because I have bought 6 pairs of new shoes with all of the extra money I have now. You will take the shoes I have worn each day this week and polish them after you get home from work, one pair a day, every day this next week. You will pay me $25.00 per day to shine my shoes for me. DO you understand me?
"ohhhhhhhhhhh jeez, yes Sir, thank You Sir for allowing me to shine Your shoes for You".
He them ordered me to scoot down and let His cock dangle over my mouth. Once I was in position he let loose with His morning load of acrid, strong smelling pee into my mouth. I dutifully swallowed each and every mouthful until He was done. Just at the end He let another fart go into my nose, and inhaling all of that, I kissed His asshole and thanked Him for the honor of inhaling His fart into my lungs. He laughed and said that He had been thinking of the morning pee He had been feeding me and thought that it was too precious to let go for a mere $50.00 and that I would have to pay Him $100.00 for His first pee of every day. He then asked me, "Is that okay with you?"
"ohhhhhh, of course Sir, thank You so much for raising the rates of Your first pee of the day to $100.00. I am glad that You save it for me and I am happy to pay You extra", I answered thinking, 'what next'?
I found out in no time what was next. Since I would not be there for 2 or 3 hours cleaning His house, He informed me that I would have no time to suck the cum out of 6 rubbers while I would have been cleaning. Instead He informed me, He had saved the cum in a small tupperware container for me. Each time He had masturbated He had taken the container out and blasted His load of sperm directly on the one before it. He would explain this new arrangement ot Mr. Smith so that He would do the same. He told me He had taken it out the night before and let it thaw so that I could drink it all right now. He wanted me to get up in front of Him while He filmed me thanking Him for saving His sperm in a container so that I could drink it like the slut that I am.
I stood up in front of Him, holding the plastic container in my hand, looking directly into the camera and thanked Him profusely, time and time again, for saving His sperm for me to drink, raised it to my lips and drank it down, taking little sips of His sperm, making little mewing sounds each time, like a kitty drinking milk. I then, at His direction, licked the inside of the container, and pleaded with Him to please make me some more for next week when I visited again.
"Now, tell me what is in the 2 envelopes You have brought me. I know You are dying to tell me, aren't you???????"
"ohhhhhhh, Yes Sir", I answered, knowing that as I kissed His ass after hearing the question that I would have to pay Him yet another $50.00 to tell Him what I had brought".
I explained that in one of the envelopes labeled 'Mr. Smith's Payment', there was as follows: $100.00 for being His maid, $600.00 for the cum that He had saved in rubbers for me, $200.00 for the four times He pissed in my mouth, $200.00 for the two times he farted in my mouth, $200.00 for when He blasted His hot load into my mouth, and $300.00 for when He shit in my mouth and made me eat it. A total of $1600.00 for my Master to split with Him.
"Very respectable, sissy. You did very good!" "Now, what is in MY envelope?? He asked me.
I calmly told Him the following. His envelope contained $100.00 for maid service, $300.00 for 6 ass-kissing questions, $1200.00 for the rubbers full of cum that He and Mr Smith had saved for me, $300.00 for the six loads of piss that I had to drink from Them, $100.00 for the fart that He shared with me, $400.00 for two loads of cum from them, and $300 for the shit that I ate out of His asshole. A combined total of $2700.00 for last Saturday.
"Outstanding sissy! That makes me very happy indeed. But, didn't You forget to thank me for having to pay me this money????" He asked me
"ohhhhhh jeez, I am sorry Sir, thank Yo so much for allowing me to pay You this money from my duties with You and Mr. Jones!" I added meekly.
"That is okay faggot. I understand if you are overwhelmed my the enormity of it all. It is okay to feel that way. It makes me harder to have You have to pay to apologize for forgetting to thank me for paying me. I think I am going to cum right now", he said as He stood up and turned around and blasted His copious hot load into my waiting mouth. I swallowed every drop just like I knew I was supposed to. His smile made me feel warm and good like the sperm sliding down my throat.
He then sat back down and told me to resume stroking my little dick and make sure my nose was in His ass. He then looked down at me and said, "Now, I want to clear up one small issue. When you go out to a restaurant and get the bill, you always add a tip to it if you have had a wonderful meal and good service, don't you????"
"ummmmm, Yes Sir, I do" I answered.
"Well, I wonder why you do not tip me when you pay your bill here. It seems you enoy the food and drink and all of the other wonderful things that I do for you. Don't you think that you should add a tip to your bill from me as well as all of the other strangers that you tip in restaurants?????", He asked me.
"ohhhh, jeez, Yes Sir, I am sorry, I did not even think of it. Please, please forgive me!", I pleaded with Him.
He explained that he was sure it was an oversight and that I would make it right in the future. In fact, He explained I could make this bill 'right' when I returned next week. With 4 questions He had me pleading with Him to accept $700.00 for a tip of last weeks bill of $4300.00 for Him and His friend, and promising to pay Him 20% of all future costs that I might incur while in service to Him. He instructed me to always round up to the next even hundred when figuring out my tip.
Knowing that last week cost me a total, with tip, of $5000.00, I was almost stupefied until I heard Him say, "Open wide faggot, it is time for Your breakfast" . I opened my mouth and once again ate His warm, brown shit as it piled up in my mouth. Just like last week, He saved the last little bit and deposited it on my mouth and nose while I was chewing up the last mouthful. He directed me to smear it on my lips and nose, chest and dicklette, and my underarms, before directing me to wipe my hands clean in my hair. He then said to me, "I do not want you to bathe yourself until just before you go to see Mr. Smith. After He is done with you, you are not to bathe until just before you see me again on Saturday. Two baths cleanings per week is enough for any toilet. You should smell exactly of what you are for the majority of every week. I do not care what your employers may say. Deal with it. Think of it as cologne. You will pay me $200 every time you wash off the the shit smell that Mr Smith or myself have allowed you to put on your body. You will learn to leave it on. This is even more humorous than I thought it was when I I dreamed it up. Not only do You have to pay to eat My shit and rub it on your ridiculous body, you have to pay to take it off. That is like $500.00 per shit. This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you understand what I have just told you???????
"ohhhhhhhhhh jeeez, Yes Sir, thank You for charging me for the private cologne that You allow me to wear. I will only bathe twice a week, once before visiting You, and once before visiting Mr. Smith. I will pay You $400.00 for removing the wonderful fragrance You have instructed me to wear."
With that he told me put on the chastity cage, grab his laundry and be there next Saturday with my 2 envelopes of cash for Him.