Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction for entertainment only. The author does not condone anything herein; practice sex safely and legally. Any resemblances to real people, places and events (past, present or future) is unintentional.
Noah, the Embarrassed Nudist Chapter Eleven: The Zomboy
FRIDAY 29TH OCTOBER 2021
The weeks of Noah's last year of high school were flying in.
The two-week half term break felt more like a week with no time off from school. It was already the end of the first full week back and Noah felt like he hadn't been off. Time really does fly.
It was eight weeks since nude term had started. The boys at Noah's school were so used to his nudism that it was treated as normal. Noah would never have predicted that being naked all day at school would just become another part of the day. Noah's greatest fear was that boys would laugh at him all day, stare, point, take pictures – the initial interest had been intense but no-one wanted to be expelled taking a non-consensual picture of a naked boy.
Because Noah's flaccid penis was just part of the routine around Five Dukes, it took an outside perspective to remind Noah that it was still damn odd. Six weeks ago, boys from Barons Edge Comprehensive had visited as part of a joint programme or Maths, Physics and Chemistry students. They had been shocked to see a naked boy in the foyer and since they didn't see it every day, the novelty failed to wear off. A few weeks after that encounter, Noah had been to their school (thankfully wearing his uniform) but they boys in the know seemed to enjoy knowing Noah's naked ambition.
The Barons Edge boys still looked and sniggered and while they were accepting and polite, there was still that excited interest that had made the first days of nude term so intense.
Noah's next-door neighbour Ryan and his friends were particularly guilting of sneaking peeks – dropping pens or pencils a suspicious number of times so they could look under the desk at Noah's lovely legs, saggy scrotum and wilted willy. Jonah (Mr Cooke's son) was more subtle but Noah still caught him.
The morning had, despite the renewed interest in his genitals, passed without incident. Noah and his friends had accepted Amos (Toby's boyfriend) into their group and enjoyed a chat with Dural and Jasper and their four friends (Lee, Sol, Kamal and Mike) while waiting in line for lunch.
As Noah carried his tray to join his friends who had gone to find a table, he heard a scornful voice.
"I mean only a freak would let everyone look at his pathetic little dick," said Eric.
Eric was one of the Comprehensive boys and his friend was called Vinny though Noah could not recall ever hearing him speak. Eric however was, and this is a technical term, an asshole. He had made casually transphobic comments about Amos and was never short of a derisory comment about someone.
Noah glanced at Eric who looked at him with an expression that dared him to respond. However, Noah literally did not care what Eric thought so he passed on without comment. Eric seemed disappointed, which was nice.
Noah was just sitting down with Ronan, Mateo, Toby, Amos and Samir when he caught Matty's eye and Matty smiled. Noah knew that smile.
"Ok now that Noah's here, I need to ask you guys something," Mateo said.
There was a groan from the group. They liked Mateo's questions really but they didn't want him to know that.
"It's about time travel," Matty began.
"Didn't you already ask me that next week?" Noah asked, gaining a few laughs.
Mateo had a talent for deadpan and kept his face perfectly straight and unamused.
"Noah, this is serious," Matty said as he crossed his arms.
"I doubt it," Noah snorted.
"What's your question, Matty?" Samir asked.
"Ok... according to hypotheses about the multiverse, there is an infinite number of universes. The differences between them can be as small as the position of a single subatomic particle at a single instant in time somewhere in the universe which would make lots of universes indistinguishable from each other..."
<<I wish there was a universe where he wasn't asking this question.>>
"Only if there is such a thing as the multiverse. Maybe this is the only verse there is?" Amos politely interrupted.
"Sure, but my question is about the multiverse," Mateo replied with the kind of pained expression he got when someone was interfering in his quandaries.
"You've not actually asked a question yet," Ronan pointed out.
<<I noticed that too. Can I ask a question: are you going to eat that cake or can I have it?>>
"I was interrupted," Matty said through gritted teeth.
"Sorry. So, the difference between two universes can be as small as the position of a single tau lepton or as big as the classic Hitler won World War II?" Amos put Matty back on track.
"Right! So, if time travel allows a traveller to either create a divergent timeline or simply participate in parallel timeline that already existed... does that mean there are two universes where the only difference is that one was visited by a time traveller and the other wasn't?"
Everyone looked a bit confused.
<<He's totally lost it. More than usual.>>
"Yes?" Ronan answered Mateo's question succinctly.
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"Unhelpful," Mateo admonished.
"Well... what you're talking about involves an intervention, right?" Samir tried to take it seriously. "You go back in time and do a thing and that makes that universe different. The difference is not you being there but the actions you take that make the timeline diverge from how things would have been without you."
"So yes. There are universes that are different exclusively because a time traveller visited," Noah said.
<<See! You said yes and no one listened!>>
"Time travel makes my head hurt and TV and movies are so unhelpful," Matty whined.
They all felt the change in tone of Matty's dialogue. Things were about to get silly.
"You know Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure isn't a documentary, right?" Toby asked.
"It's not just Bill and Ted, Toby!" Mateo warned. "It's Terminator, Doctor Who, Back to the Future, The Butterfly Effect, Quantum Leap, Superman, Deadpool 2, Time Cop, Star Trek: The Voyage Home, Star Trek: First Contact, Legends of Tomorrow, The Time Traveller's Wife, The Lake House, Tenet, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Groundhog Day, Avengers: Endgame, Looper, Harry Potter and the..."
"Is he ok?" Amos whispered to Toby who shook his head.
<<Die Hard? No, that's not one...>>
"You can stop now," Noah interrupted gently.
"It just bothers me that I don't know," Matty sighed theatrically. "If I travel in time, is there a universe where I didn't travel in time? And is there a universe like the one I visited but where I didn't visit?"
"These are all separate questions," Samir said exasperatedly.
"Dammit, what happens if I change the past? Will I be trapped in another universe or will I alter this one if I change something?" Mateo asked in an anguished tone.
"Have you ever heard of the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle?" asked a voice from behind Matty.
Matty nearly fell over when he saw the speaker was a big, broad, handsome but quiet and generally gloomy boy called Kevin. Otherwise known as the boy Matty was hopelessly attracted to.
"What's that, Kevin?" Amos asked.
Amos and Kevin went to the same Comprehensive but didn't mix in the same social circle. Kevin didn't mix in any circle while Amos was friends with Morys, a boy Noah was getting to know better – mostly during Drama Club. Knowing Matty had a big crush on Kevin, Amos had been trying to include Kevin in conversations but the lonely lad didn't make that easy.
Frankly, Kevin speaking unprompted was something Amos had never encountered.
"Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear," Kevin admitted.
<<Because Matty is so loud?>>
"That's ok. What's the... thing you mentioned?" Noah encouraged.
Kevin's eyes flicked to Noah's bare chest – his lower half hidden by the tabletop. Noah wondered if Kevin was checking him out or if his nipples were just hard to ignore while eating lunch. Was Kevin even gay or bisexual or compatible with Matty?
"The Novikov Self-Consistency Principle basically holds that time travel is possible but changing the past is not," Kevin explained. "It eliminates the complexities of paradoxes, parallel timelines or a multiverse because it's impossible to change time. There's only one timeline and while you can go back in time, any interventions are already a part of the established series of events."
"So, I can't kill my grandfather or sent myself the blueprints to invent the iPhone?" Matty asked.
"Do you want to kill your grandfather?" Samir asked him.
"No. I love my yayo," Matty replied.
"Do you want to bootstrap paradox the iPhone?" Kevin asked flatly.
"A little bit, yea," Matty said with a big grin.
Kevin, unused to talking to anyone at school, wasn't sure how to take Matty's joke. He frankly looked confused by Matty's mischievous humour.
"Do you want to sit with us Kevin?" Amos prompted.
Amos had tried to include Kevin during Drama Club too but he was painfully quiet and reclusive and didn't seem interested in engaging beyond occasional, short, interjections.
"Thanks, but I'm pretty much done," Kevin replied.
Kevin stood up to leave and Matty looked forlorn that the boy he liked so much was so difficult to talk to. Normally Matty just chatted unrelentingly until people liked him.
"Do you think you can change the past?" Matty asked Kevin.
Kevin looked thoughtful and replied carefully: "The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined time travel is impossible."
The obscure Star Trek quote was lost on Matty but Samir got it and Matty liked it because it sounded witty and clever. Samir explained it after Kevin left but quickly the conversation turned to talking about Noah.
Ah, the universe was back to focusing on Noah, order was restored.
"Your birthday in on Halloween?" Amos asked animatedly.
As Toby's new boyfriend and the newest addition to the group, there were many aspects of the dynamic he was still getting used to. Noah's nudity was still decidedly odd but Amos liked looking at naked boys so it was fine. Samir rarely raised the issue of his asexuality but Amos had asked him about it a few times and he could tell Sam was pleased to be engaged about it. Matty was adorable, excitable and probably madder than a hatter. Ronan was a peculiar young man and Amos was still of the opinion that Ronan was neurodivergent in some way.
Not that Amos wanted to label everyone – he certainly didn't like being knows as the transboy – but he was naturally curious and interested in his boyfriend's friends. His friends.
Samir had raised the topic of Noah's birthday: 1) to shut Matty up from talking about Kevin for five minutes and, 2) because Noah's seventeen birthday was in two days and they didn't actually have any plans.
"Yea, I'm a spooky Halloween baby," Noah replied to Amos.
"That's cool. Do you have plans?" Amos asked.
"My dad is flying in from America tomorrow. He and my brother are taking me out on Saturday night," Noah replied. "And we have the school Halloween Party tonight," Noah reminded them.
Noah was impressed that Amos was trying so hard with the group – it must have been hard to make friends with Toby's friends. However, he also found it needy and overly keen. Noah admonished himself for feeling that way about someone who was clearly trying to ingratiate himself.
Sunday was Noah's birthday and although they were all a bit old for trick or treating, Noah wished he could get dressed up.
"We've got the school Halloween party tonight but we could do something on Halloween if you have any suggestions," Noah said of his birthday.
"Dukeshead Secondary School have organised an initiative for older kids to trick or treat for a local foodbank," Ronan revealed.
"How do you know that?" asked Toby.
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"The boys from Drama Club mentioned it," Ronan said. "I pay attention sometimes."
<<They clearly weren't paying attention.>>
Noah knew two boys Dukeshead Secondary. They attended the Drama Club and they'd caught him in intimate situations once or twice over the last year. Damian and Ramon were also friends with Jasper and Dural. Noah had not heard them talking about the foodbank – was he really so self-centred that he didn't notice these things?
"It's a nice idea," said Samir. "Getting things for people in need. We should do that."
"Yea... but what costumes will we wear?" Noah asked.
"The Drama Club has a stockpile of things we could borrow," Amos observed.
"Yea, Noah... we can find you a nice costume," Matty said subtly. And then ruined it but adding, "Mwahahaha."
Quite why Noah agreed to allow Matty to choose his costume was beyond him. Toby, Amos and Samir tried to dissuade him – Ronan actively encouraged it but he was as smutty as Mateo. After they finished eating, there was still time to rummage around the Drama Club costumes but they wouldn't be the only ones who thought of that resource. Noah was a little bit nervous about the plan to attend the foodbank trick or treat – his trepidation came from the fact that Dukeshead Secondary School boys were affectionately called Dickheads and if Noah's costume was too risqué, he'd be torn to pieces – or the costume would.
Since Matty insisted on choosing Noah's costume, he wandered off while they searched for inspiration. Noah found himself watching a team of Sixth Formers putting up decorations in the assembly hall for the Halloween Party.
It was an open-door event taking place after school and while Noah was presently naked, he had found an actual costume. The party was not just for students from Five Dukes Boys School but for any school-aged teenagers who wanted to attend. Noah could hardly go naked when so many strangers were going to be about.
"Hi," said a voice.
Noah had been miles away so hadn't spotted Eko, Marcel and Mark approaching.
"We've been looking for you," Marcel said.
"How hard did you look?" Noah asked.
"You're not looking very hard right now," Mark said with a long look at Noah's dick.
Noah smiled indulgently. He knew why they were looking for him. Near the beginning of term, after everyone in the school found out he was a nudist, Mark, Eko and Marcel had asked him if they could make a documentary about him.
"We were hoping you'd had time to think about our request?" Eko asked gently.
"A documentary about a nudist schoolboy would be the best project ever," Mark enthused.
"And think about all the people you'd be able to educate about the thing you're most passionate about," Marcel persuaded.
Noah knew that the three boys, all a year younger than him, just wanted to film him naked.
"I've been thinking about it since you first asked and I'd love to," Noah said.
The three boys were beside themselves – high fiving and grinning inanely.
"Thanks Noah. We can't wait!" Eko said.
"I'm looking forward to it," Noah admitted.
"So are we," all three said in unison.
When Noah caught up with Toby, Amos, Matty, Samir and Ronan, they were all sworn to silence about Noah's costume. Matty insisted no-one tell Noah what he was going to wear for the trick or treating in two days' time.
In reciprocity, Noah refused to tell Matty what costume he'd chosen for the school Halloween party.
"Fine, don't tell me," Matty said as nonchalantly as possible. "On an unrelated note, please tell me and tell me now!"
When Noah got home after school, his big brother made an early dinner. Noah would be headed back to school for the Halloween party and Dan had plans to go to the cinema with Jamie. Noah wanted to surprise Dan with his costume for the party, vexing his brother who enjoyed interfering with Noah's appearance.
Over dinner, Noah told Daniel about his Trick or Treating Halloween plans and the unwise decision to let Mateo choose his costume.
"Oh yes? Remember when you let someone choose your costume last year?" Dan asked with a laugh.
Last year, Noah had allowed his big brother to choose the costume and ended up attending a house party wearing absolutely nothing. His birthday suit was the costume. He'd been seen by boys from a rival school, shaved, gotten hard, photographed and masturbated.
Once upon a time such a night would have been the most outrageous thing Noah had ever done but nowadays he went to school naked and participated in Explicit Mass Attendance Role Playing events and had sex with teachers.
"Yes, I do remember. Pervert," Noah muttered.
Daniel just laughed and offered Noah's naked body a covert glance. It was totally normal for Noah to be naked around the house and Dan rarely thought anything of it but then his little brother had brought up Halloween. Dan loved playing with Noah – his expectations and his exhibitionism were a powerful combination. Daniel wasn't sure he could explain why he liked exposing Noah but he did.
"I'm not even sure why I agreed to let Mateo choose my costume," Noah admitted.
"We both know why, Noah," Dan said as if it were obvious.
"Do tell," Noah implored.
"You like it. You like being exhibited and embarrassed but the more it happens, the more difficult it is to get the same high," Daniel said. "Nude term for example..."
"What about it?" Noah asked quietly.
"I know you were dreading it but I also knew you'd be ok. It was humiliating at first but after a while it just becomes naked at school. The exchange day has shaken thigs up a bit but you're bored," Dan asserted.
"You think I gave Matty control so I'd be surprised? So he could come up with something humiliating?" Noah asked.
"Like when you gave him the remote control for the prostate massager and we went to a restaurant for dinner," Daniel recalled.
Noah smiled at the memory of that day. Noah had cum in his underpants during desert with his friends and family sitting with him. Afterwards, he's allowed the waiter to dip his hand into the cooling sludge of spunk.
"Maybe. I have to admit, I've been spoiled with my EMARP scenarios. I half expected..." Noah stopped and chuckled at himself. "I don't know. An orgy in a classroom. Tied up at the reception desk. Sex tape shown at assembly."
"That would be a good one," Daniel agreed. "Expressing your nudism at school was never about sex though. Erotica doesn't come from simply being naked but the events the precipitate or proceed it."
"Maybe your right. It would be nice for something to happen at least once," Noah moaned.
"Maybe a nice erection between classes?" Daniel said. "Naked in the yearbook for documentary evidence of your nudist year?"
The word documentary reminded Noah that he had finally agreed to let Mark, Eko and Marcel film a documentary about him. Noah decided to tell Dan about it.
"I've agreed to let boys at school make a documentary about me," Noah said.
"Of course you have," Daniel replied.
"I think it's supposed to be a day in the life of a nudist schoolboy kind of thing," Noah elaborated.
"Sound right up your alley. What could possibly go wrong?" Daniel asked.
"Hopefully a lot," Noah half joked.
"How has school been?" Daniel asked.
Dan was amazed that that this particular ploy had worked. Arranging for Noah to express his nudism at school was so outrageous, Dan almost thought he was dreaming when it came together.
"It's been good. The Barons Edge Comprehensive was in today for the MPC classes," Noah answered. "The still can't believe what they're seeing."
Daniel was delighted when he'd found out that not only would Noah be exposed to his own school but another one too.
"Even more boys seeing that hairless dick of yours," Dan insulted gently.
Mr Godetia had told Noah that the cream that had removed his pubes in July would last for at least three months. It was three months now and Noah had hoped he'd at least have started getting stubble to prove he wasn't totally pathetic. So far, there wasn't even a shadow of fair pubic hair.
Noah finished his dinner and Daniel offered to wash up.
"Thanks. I've got some homework to do before the party," Noah said as he excused himself.
"By the way, do you want to come with me when I collect dad from the airport tomorrow?" Daniel asked.
"Yea, I'd love to," Noah agreed.
"Might need to put some clothes on for the car ride," Daniel warned.
"Oh, maybe I'll just stay here then," Noah joked.
Noah spent an hour on his homework and then took a shower and put on his costume for the party. Noah and his friends had all chosen costumes weeks ago but they hadn't planned on Trick or Treating for the foodbank – hence the scramble to find a costume for Sunday. If push came to shove, Noah was sure he could wear tonight's costume again.
Noah had acquired it from work – which is to say, Mr Godetia had let him borrow it. Once he was dressed and had applied make-up, Noah headed downstairs to endure Dan's inevitable commentary. When he walked into the living room, Dan was slouched on the sofa and scrolling something on his phone. His eyes lifted slowly and took in the sight of his little brother.
Noah was wearing a hospital gown but just any hospital gown – the one that had been sensationally customised for him for an EMARP nine months ago. The sleeves were cut short and Noah's thin arms made the sleeves gape so anyone could see his hairless pits if he lifted his arms. Where hospital gowns usually hung down to the knees, this one was cut short so it stopped high on the thigh. It was barely long enough to cover his butt or penis which were concealed inside briefs.
The length of the gown emphasised Noah's long, thin and hairless legs. It wasn't just that Noah's shins and calves were smooth, but his thighs were hairless too. The expanse of smooth, creamy skin served to accentuate the brevity of Noah's costume.
Having established that he did not need to return the item, Noah had further customised the piece of clothing. He had smeared it with fake gore and blood; there was a particularly gruesome handprint at the bottom of Noah's left rib with the streak of bloody finger-marks dragging down and across to the opposite hip. Moreover, there were some rips and tears in the sleeves and across the front and back of the gown; his left nipple threatened to peak out of one of the gashes. Noah had even literally bit into the right shoulder, gnawing and shredding it with fake gore to create the grotesque appearance of him having been bitten.
The gown was secured at the back with one tie at the waist and two ties around the neckline so the clothing was completely closed and Noah's skin concealed except for where the fabric had been scratched or torn by zombies – or a stitch cutter.
Noah's arms and legs had a few streaks of blood on the otherwise flawless, boyish skin. He had tentatively added a dab or two of blood to his face too. Noah was altogether too beautiful and cute (and exposed) to be frightening but he was also a `realistic' zomboy.
Eventually, Daniel chuckled at Noah who was still barefoot.
"That's really cute," Dan said.
"Thanks," Noah replied.
"C'mere," Daniel beckoned Noah closer.
Noah approached and his brother sat up straight. Noah was directly in front of his brother who reached up and poked his finger into the rip on Noah's chest and pressing Noah's nipple like the on switch for horniness. Noah felt a tingle in his penis as his nipple was played with.
Dan pulled his finger out and regarded Noah from his bare feet and silky legs with streaks of blood to his sweet face and hair that had been styled to look bloody and matted on one side and messily blonde on the other.
Dan reached out again, his big hands landing on Noah's thighs. Daniel stroked them, caressing the silky skin from mid-thigh and up towards Noah's hips. Dan's hands could feel Noah's underwear beneath the hospital gown.
"I don't think you're allowed to have underpants beneath a hospital gown, Noah," Dan asserted.
"Oh? Are you sure?" Noah asked.
"Pretty sure. Here, I'll help you," Daniel offered.
Dan gripped Noah's briefs and the hips and gently tugged them down his brother's legs. Noah felt his genitals become free as the briefs were pulled down, releasing Noah's penis and testicles. The briefs passed Noah's knees and Dan leaned forward to pull them to the floor – which brought his head closer to Noah's groin.
Noah was now nude and flaccid under the hospital gown which barely covered his arse or genitals. He smiled down at Dan who didn't relent until Noah stepped one bare foot after another out of the undies. Dan lifted his eyes to look at Noah and then he used a single finger to lift the bottom of the gown and look at Noah's hairless privates.
Daniel surprised Noah by leaning forward and kissing his penis. His lips touched the pinched foreskin and a second kiss touched the root of his flaccid dick. Noah could feel Dan's stibble against his bald pubis. The skin above Noah's penis was still incredibly smooth – months after being defoliated.
"You should put it in your mouth," said Jamie who had sneaked into the room to observe the brothers.
"Would that make you happy, Jamie?" Daniel asked his best friend.
Daniel was a mostly straight young man who admitted to being heteroflexible. He had, for years, been exclusively sexual with Jamie but since Noah's adventures had started the straight boy had become increasingly comfortable with sexual activity with Noah.
"Seeing you put Noah's floppy little dick in your mouth?" Jamie asked scandalously. "That would make me very happy."
The fact that Noah was his brother was persuasive rather than discouraging. Their intimacy was intense but fleeting, meaningful but not invested. It was a tryst not a love affair.
"Noah is my teenaged little brother, you sick fucker," Daniel responded but he was only teasing.
Daniel was not a nudist but in so many ways he shared Noah's shamelessness. Being watched sucking his little brother's dick did not phase Daniel – not even if the person watching was his best friend and not even if the curtains weren't closed and someone might look in.
Noah did not mention this fact.
"Sorry, man. I'll rephrase," Jamie pacified. "It would make me very happy to watch you suck your sixteen-year-old brother's hairless prick and balls."
No-one mentioned that since Noah was sixteen years and three hundred and sixty-three days old, he was hardly sixteen anymore. He was more or less seventeen. Daniel leaned forward again and pulled the gown up more – exposing Noah's bare bottom, gonads and flat tummy. Holding the gown up with one hand, Dan took a very gentle hold of Noah's flaccid penis with the other. Dan opened his mouth and gobbled up the wilted, barely three-inch stub of flesh.
Jamie watched as the young man who was his friend used his mouth to slobber and toothlessly gnaw on his young brothers limp and hairless penis. Noah was magnificent, his sweet little bum connecting to equally sweet legs.
Daniel didn't just apply his mouth to Noah's dick but then stooped lower to drop Noah's balls into his mouth. Jamie watched with pleasure and satisfaction. The three of them had explored each other more deeply than this but there was always something special about the sexual chemistry between a heterosexual boy and his homosexual brother.
"Happy?" Dan asked.
"Very," Jamie replied, obviously adjusting his erection.
Daniel sat back and dropped Noah's gown. Noah's genitals remained covered in spit and slobber but he liked it that way. It was already dark outside and Noah checked the time - he didn't want to be late for the party.
"So, you guys are going out tonight?" Noah asked casually.
As if he hadn't just been orally pleasured by Daniel. How Noah had remained flaccid was beyond Jamie – he was hard just watching and even Dan had chubbed up.
"Yea, we're going to see Dune. Dan, because he loved the novel, and me because it has Timothee Chalamet," Jamie replied.
"You still have time to take me to school?" Noah asked.
"Would you rather go on the bus like that?" Daniel suggested.
"Don't tempt me," Noah retorted.
Noah sat in the back seat. He had put on comfy footwear but was otherwise dressed in nothing but a hospital gown; it was more or less white with "hospital use only" printed in black, blue, green and yellow across its entire surface. Noah had securely fastened all the ties so it was closed, completely covering his back, but it was still short enough that if he bent over his bare bum would show.
Noah was meeting most of his friends at the school but he had arranged to pick up Ronan on the way. Noah nearly laughed when he saw Ronan – not mockingly but because Ronan was dressed in a lovingly recreated costume based on Link from Legend of Zelda.
Ronan was a brown skinned boy with black curly hair but his hair was bundled under a blonde wig attached to the little green hat. The green outfit itself was short sleeved to show off Ronan's beefy arms and the green shorts gave way to lighter green leggings that hugged muscular legs. The boots were brown with buckles and he wore a belt around his waist and diagonally across his chest.
"Wow!" Noah said as Ronan climbed in.
"You look great," Ronan complimented Noah.
<<Have you seen his bare legs? You should have bare legs. My pockets hurt.>>
"So do you. Oh my god, that's an amazing costume," Noah enthused.
<<Do you think he has pants on under that gown?>>
Ronan looked at Noah's knees and then his eyes traced up the silky, bare, hairless thighs. Noah caught him looking but only grinned in response as was his wont.
"Has Matty told you what my costume is going to be on Sunday?" Noah asked.
"No," Ronan replied but Noah wasn't sure he was telling the truth.
Noah didn't always tell the truth.
Noah found himself thinking about that – about telling and about truth. He knew Ronan had been keeping a secret for a long time. Noah had known about Ronan's voices for months now but he thought his friend would have told the others by now. Whether this was the right time or not, Noah found himself asking:
"Are you going to tell the others?" Noah asked spontaneously. "About Herman," he clarified.
Dan was driving but he looked in the rear-view mirror. He knew about Herman because Noah had told him, and their dad, in an effort to divine how to help his friend.
"Yes..." Ronan replied, "I'm going to tell them about Herman."
Noah watched Ronan for a few seconds while trying to figure out if he meant tonight or just sometime in the future. There was no answer to this without further challenging Ronan and he didn't want to antagonise or frustrate his friend.
"I'm just trying to figure out when to tell them. You know, my doctor and psychiatrist know, my nurse knows and my parents and the school know too..." Ronan summarised. "I wanted to tell everyone but other things keep coming up."
<<Noah's legs are making me cum up. Lovely lad legs! Yummy!>>
"What things?" Noah asked.
"Meeting Toby's boyfriend, finding out Amos is trans, Matty crushing on Kevin..." Ronan replied. "I'm making excuses, Noah. I know I am."
"It's ok, Ronan. When you're ready, you're ready," Noah said reassuringly.
<<Really, circular arguments? That's all he's got for you?>>
Daniel drove in silence – he wanted to help of course but he didn't really understand what Noah's friend was going through and had no idea what to say. They arrived at the school anyway and Daniel let the boys out with encouragement to enjoy themselves and he'd come back at the end of the night.
Noah felt cool air around his bare legs as he stepped out of the car and made his way towards the school with Ronan beside him. The courtyard was bustling with activity – boys were shouting and laughing and kidding around in all manner of costumes. Outfits were inspired by books, movies and TV.
There was a Hercule Poirot, a Sherlock Holmes and one seventeen-year-old dressed as Miss Marple.
There were enough boys dressed as Marvel characters to staff an Avengers team and enough DC characters to fill a hall of justice.
Someone else was clearly supposed to be James Bond, another was a pirate and another was a hobbit.
"Hey, we've been waiting," Samir shouted from the entrance where the heat inside struggled against the cold October night.
Sam shouted just in time because Noah nearly walked into the back of a boxer – complete with robe and red boots but shorts that revealed muscular calves and thighs. Ronan pulled Noah with him so he didn't take the time to look at who the hot boy was.
Once inside, Noah did a double take on Matty who was dressed as a ballet dancer. The skin-tight blue leotard hugged Matty's arse cheeks and crept into the crack while moulding around a cock-and-balls shaped lump in the front.
"Do you want to see my pass de bourree?" Mateo asked enthusiastically.
"We can already see your pas de bourree," Samir joked.
The gang chuckled and Noah took a moment to look around at the others. Samir was dressed in a Starfleet uniform circa 2260's. Morys, Amos's friend from Barons Edge Comprehensive, was wearing a Roman Centurion outfit. A red cape was secured around his neck but his chest was bare except for leather straps crossing diagonally across it. He wore brown leather boots and something resembling a leather skirt (but Morys sensibly wore underwear). Morys was standing beside Amos.
Morys already seemed integrated with the group with happily accepted him – any friend of Amos was a friend of theirs.
"Nice costume," Amos said.
"Brains! Brains!" Noah said dumbly.
"Not me, take him," Amos squeaked and jumped behind Toby.
"What!? You're just going to sacrifice me to save yourself?" Toby asked as if he were offended.
"This is you big chance to save me?" Amos proposed.
"I'll, think about it," Toby agreed.
"See! Thinking. He has brains, eat his morish hypothalamus," Amos told Zombie Noah.
Amos and Toby had co-ordinated their costumes to attend the party as Team Rocket from Pokémon. Amos was wearing a short-haired purple wig and was clearly James while Toby had longer, red hair and was obviously Jessie.
"You should have come as Jessie, Alyssa," Eric said – coming in from the cold.
Eric was dressed as Superman and sneered as he used Amos's deadname. He was about to speak again when someone shouldered roughly past him.
"Hey, fucking watch it you..." Eric growled but bit off the end of his sentence.
Kevin, dressed as a boxer with gloves slung around his neck so they dangled just below his pecs, turned to face Eric with a gruff, forbidding expression. His bare chest, toned abdomen and impressive biceps made him more than a match for Eric.
"What?" Kevin asked with menacing politeness.
"Never mind," Eric rolled his eyes. "I just didn't see you there, Oliver! Oh, I mean Kevin."
Eric walked off with a pack of grinning hyena's at his feet. Literally, his friends had dressed as the Hyaenidae mammals.
"Thank you, Kevin," Amos murmured – though he disapproved of violence.
"Yea, that was cool, man," Morys applauded him while patting Amos on the back with a supportive hand.
"Eek," said Matty.
Everyone looked at him, including Kevin who was more bewildered than those who were used to Matty being frivolous. Noah looked at Matty too but his eyes wandered down to Matty's half-mast boner inside the tight fabric of his singlet.
<<I'm with Mateo! Look at his nipples. Fucking get on those teats!>>
"Anyway," Toby said.
"You should join us, Kevin," Amos offered friendlily.
"Yea, maybe later," Kevin replied.
"You look cool as a boxer," Mateo found his voice.
"Thanks. Nice leotard," Kevin replied.
Matty blushed and those who knew Kevin were surprised by the compliment. Matty caught Kevin's eyes sliding down to see the erection which was wrapped in tight elastic fabric. He didn't seem to appreciate it nor was he disgusted by it. He ignored it.
"People keep saying I look like a boxer so I figured..." Kevin replied in a way that sounded glum.
"You should go shirtless more often," Morys suggested. "Maybe in English class on Monday?"
Kevin nearly smiled while there was a group appreciation of Morys's efforts – to include Kevin in the group and get him shirtless more often.
"I'll leave that to Noah," Kevin replied dryly and backed off before turning and leaving.
"Ok... ok..." Matty said in a half-panicked way as he rounded the group and faced the other six boys. "Do you think he noticed my penis?!"
Matty was never one for subtly and spoke too loudly so that half a dozen boys looked over.
Samir, Toby and Amos looked – like being told not to think of an elephant – and immediately looked away from the tumescence. Noah, Ronan and Morys all gladly looked at the hard-on wrapped in blue Lyra.
"Oh, for fucks sake," Toby muttered.
"He may have noticed," Morys said.
"Cool," Matty decided.
Inside the main hall where the party was in full swing, Noah found multiple boys he recognised. Jonas was dressed as Pikachu and his friend Miles was a Squirtle. Dural and Jasper were in Jedi robes while Mekonnen and his best friend were dressed in jumpsuits from Alien – Colt's was marred with abdominal gore. Across the room, he spied Scott talking to Ryan; they were dressed as Peter Pan and Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory, not the serial killer) respectively.
Noah did not recognise a lot of the boys there – some were familiars but were unrecognisable in the dark and due to their costumes while others were strangers.
Noah received compliments and jokes about his costume – his pretty legs combined with the shortness of the hospital gown...
"...it almost looks like your naked under there," more than one lad joked.
Noah drank – there was no alcohol that Noah was aware of – and ate snacks and danced to the music. It was an energetic and fun night. Kevin did not join the gang but Morys or Amos and Toby took turns talking to him so he wasn't all alone. Matty was too scared to talk to the boxer boy but hopelessly pined in a way he imagined was very subtle.
Noah sat to get his breath back and noticed someone watching him from across the hall. He was a handsome lad, a year or two older than Noah. He turned to his friends often, joining in on the talking and joking but his eyes always returned to Noah. He was appropriately dressed in surgical scrubs and took Noah a few minutes to realise the lad was looking up Noah's hospital gown. Noah's legs were open and his genitals were clearly visible to the lad who had been paying acute attention.
Noah blushed and excused himself so he could go to the toilet.
He peed and was washing his hands when he heard voices. Low. Hushed. Urgent voices. Noah crept along until he heard them coming from one stall and he nearly giggled that there was a pair of boys getting intimate behind the flimsy door.
It would be wrong for Noah to look over the top of the stall but it wasn't necessary. The voices had stopped and a second later, the door opened to reveal Scott and Ryan.
"Oh..." said Ryan.
"Noah?" Scott enquired needlessly.
"Shit!" Ryan added.
They had been holding hands but Ryan pulled his hand away guiltily.
"You guys are a thing? That's amazing!" Noah said in a hushed tone even though there was no-one else around.
"No, we're not..." Ryan started to say but he stopped himself.
Ryan looked at Scott, whose eyes were now cast to the floor. He was trying not to give anything away with his eyes or expression but he also liked Noah's bare legs. Noah had smooth ankles and totally bald shins and claves that connected to lean and smooth thighs. Fuck, was he naked under that blood spattered hospital gown?
"You won't tell anyone, will you?" Ryan said instead.
Scott looked up and turned his head to stare at Ryan with genuine surprise.
"I thought we weren't telling people?" said Scott.
"He caught us, he's not stupid. I guess you know I'm gay," Ryan said, his voice dropping quieter on the last word.
"I won't tell anyone if that's what you're worried about," Noah promised.
Honestly, he was happy for Scott and Ryan. Scott deserved someone and Ryan was still coming to terms with himself and dealing with the spectre of his father.
"I am worried," Ryan confessed. "If my dad found out..."
Noah nodded sympathetically and appreciated how lucky he was to be so accepted. He couldn't imagine being too scared to come out to his family.
"It's ok, Ryan," Scott said soothingly and he took Ryan's hand again.
"So how fucking long has this been going on?" Noah asked excitedly.
Despite his termination, Ryan smiled.
"A few months?" Ryan admitted.
"It's been getting more serious lately," Scott added. "But it's tricky, you know?"
Noah did know. Ryan was reluctant to come out and was scared of his father.
"So, are you guys actually dating or is it just... smooches in the boys toilets?" Noah asked invasively.
Ryan and Scott giggled guiltily.
"We're... eh..."
"Yea, definitely... um..."
"That's sweet," Noah responded to the non-answers. "It's a secret?"
"Yes," said Scott – saving Ryan from having to say it.
"I get it. My lips are sealed," Noah assured them.
"Are you naked under that thing?" Ryan asked suddenly.
"Ryan! What kind of question is that? You have a boyfriend!" Noah replied as if scandalised.
"Of course he's naked under there," Scott said.
Noah followed Scott and Ryan back towards the main hall. They were chatting in a friendly and familiar way but the intimacy was gone. Noah found himself perplexed in a way. Noah had been gay before reaching his teens – he had never been uncertain or needed to figure it out. It was the way he was. Noah had never lived in secret when it came to his sexuality either – he had never felt he needed to hide it.
Noah wondered what it must be like – to be scared to be open about oneself. Not that living in secret was anything to be ashamed of. People do not come out for so many different reasons. However, Noah was so content that he could not imagine being closeted out of fear – internal or external. Noah lived a charmed life.
Noah was nearly back to the main hall when he saw the lad who had been watching him earlier. The one who had looked up his gown and almost certainly seen Noah's uncovered privates. He smiled almost shyly at Noah who was as far from shy as one could be so he approached the lad with something of a swagger.
"Hi," Noah said.
"Hey," the lad in surgical scrubs replied.
"My name's Noah. I like your costume," Noah said.
The scrubs were blue; a short-sleeved top with loose, comfy bottoms. He also wore a stethoscope around his neck.
"Thanks. I really like yours," he replied. "I'm Carter."
Noah looked at the doors to the hall where the music was still playing. Boys were singing along, dancing and enjoying a relaxed atmosphere. The Halloween party was open to Sixth Formers across Five Dukes County so there was a mix of boys, lads and young men from competing schools. Many knew each other through sporting competitions or outside friendships. Noah didn't recognise Carter.
"Are you really in the Sixth Form?" Carter asked.
"Yea. Here," Noah said of Five Dukes Boys School. "I'll be seventeen in a few days," he confided.
"Wow," Carter replied and if her were an emoji he'd be the one with hearts for eyes. "I go to Five Dukes Sixth Form College."
Noah smiled at him. Carter was somewhere around eighteen years old with a nice figure inside the loose-fitting clothes. Noah could have just gone back to the party but hadn't Carter been out here... waiting for him?
"I know I'm a zombie already but..." Noah chose his words carefully. "Do you want to see if you can still save me?"
Carter chuckled and looked Noah up and down. Noah was beautiful. His bare ankles and legs and the hem of the hospital gown that made him look naked underneath caused Carter to get a semi.
"Is there somewhere we can go?" Carter asked.
Noah led the way, appropriately, to the first aid office. It was unlocked and Noah showed himself and Carter inside. Noah turned on the lights and closed the door before facing Carter.
"You know... you look naked under that hospital gown," Carter said – as if he hadn't already looked between Noah's legs when he'd been sitting in the hall.
"I do?" Noah asked innocently.
"Everyone's talking about it," Carter added.
"Everyone?" Noah asked.
Carter shrugged – maybe not everyone but a lot of people.
"Are you? Naked underneath?" Carter asked.
Noah didn't even hesitate to lift the gown a few inches and expose himself to the hot young stranger. Carter gasped as he saw Noah's low hanging balls, short penis and hairless groin.
"Fuck," Carter said.
"Do you want to play doctor?" Noah asked.
Carter was not as shy as he first appeared but he was nowhere near as forward as Noah. Yet, he was tempted and delighted to be seduced by the gorgeous boy.
"Why don't you sit here?" Carter said.
There was a narrow hospital bed for examination and the patient Noah sat on the edge with his knees apart while facing the lad dressed as a doctor. Noah's bare bum was on the bed, the back of the gown covered his crack and the front covered the top of his silky thighs. Just inches inside, Noah's penis waited to be revealed. Carter stood in front of Noah and poked a finger into the rip near Noah's nipple. Noah giggled as his nipple was pressed.
"I don't usually do this," Carter admitted.
"What? Seduce boys?" Noah replied.
Carter shrugged.
"I mean, I'm gay but..." Carter started to say but didn't know how to finish.
Noah understood – not everyone was a dirty, sex-obsessed gay like he was. Some boys didn't flirt with guys they just met. Some guys didn't immediately try to strip other boys to see them naked and then suck them until their cock hurt.
"Why don't I start by taking this off?" Noah proposed.
He reached around to unfasten the waist and then both ties around the neck. The gown opened at the back. Carter took the initiative, pulling off his stethoscope and putting the plugs in his ears. He stood next to Noah, pressing the diaphragm against Noah's bare back.
Noah smiled as he played doctor with the lad he'd just met, easing him closer towards an intimate moment. Noah almost wished it was being filmed for an EMARP. Tentatively, Carter pushed the gown from Noah's shoulders until it fell into the teenager's lap, covering Noah's penis but only just. Noah pulled his hands from the gown and was so close to being naked.
Carter was hard inside his loose-fitting bottoms, tenting them obscenely. Continuing to play the game, perhaps delaying so he could work up his courage, Carter's stethoscope touched Noah's chest. He could hear Noah's heart beating and the sound of air filling his lungs.
Noah's smooth, bare, hairless chest gave way to a flat abdomen, a petite, round belly button and an expanse that should have had pubes on it. After freeing his arms from the sleeves of his gown, Noah had rested his hands on his thighs but now he lifted his right hand to touch Carter's boner.
Carter gasped with what must have been pleasure – he had watched Noah reaching for the hard-on so it could not have been a surprise. Noah could feel a large, wet head of cock through the thin fabric – the cock itself was not huge but a decent six inches and curved like a banana.
Carter removed his stethoscope, loping it back around his neck, and reached for Noah's zombified hospital gown. He slowly pulled it away, teasing himself with the reveal of Noah's flaccid, hairless prick.
"Why are you hairless?" Carter asked breathlessly.
Noah was still playing with his erection and it was a point of pride that he had stayed flaccid himself.
"Late bloomer?" Noah asked teasingly.
Carter looked at Noah's eyes – he didn't know the boy well enough to tell if he was serious or joking.
"Take this off," Noah said.
Noah's hand moved from Carter's cock to the bottom of the scrub top. He wanted Carter to do it himself. Carter pulled his top up and off, dumping it on the floor beside the hospital gown. Carter had the physique of a sporty boy with a treasure trail and a smattering of chest hair. Noah's hand pulled the ties that secured the scrub bottoms and then dipped it inside the moist enclosure.
Carter closed his eyes as Noah played with his dick. It was hot, hard and humid inside his boxers. When his eyes opened, he saw Noah was using his left hand to touch himself. Noah got hard and then harder – the petite, hairless boy had a surprisingly big cock once it was fully erect.
Carter still had the stethoscope around his neck, the cool metal of the earplugs and diaphragm touched his bare chest and maintained the façade of him being a doctor. Noah's zomboy persona was all but lost save for a few streaks of fake blood that had seeped through the gown onto his chest and abdomen and the dabs of paint still on his face.
Noah didn't wait any longer, he dropped to his knees and pulled Carter's clothed down to expose his bum and his hard cock and full balls. He took Carter's cock in his mouth. Noah tried to recall how many stranger's cocks he'd had in his mouth and found he could not recall which perhaps meant too many.
Carter gasped and Noah could not help but wonder if this was Carter's first blowjob. It was exciting to think he was more experienced than the lad several years older than him. Noah grabbed Carter's cheeks as he stuffed his face deep onto the firm flesh.
"Oh my god, Noah. That's so..." Carter said but he was lost for words.
Noah pulled Carter's cock out of his mouth so he could grin at the lad and then held the rigid dick tight while he licked it. It was a nice dick with a sweet taste.
"I can't believe you're naked in your own school. What if someone saw you?" Carter asked.
Noah nearly laughed at the question. He forgot how much fun it was to fool around with people who did not know how shameless and exhibitionist he was.
"That would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?" Noah speculated. "What if someone saw you getting a blowjob from a naked boy?"
Carter laughed nervously.
"I better finish you off quick then," Noah said.
Noah was also thinking he'd been gone too long and it was time to get back to his friends. Noah wrapped his lips around the head of the cock in front of him, wetting it nicely. Slowly, Noah accepted more and more length of the shaft until the entire cock was back in his mouth and Carter was nearly jumping with excitement.
Noah alternated between sucking and stroking it, feeling his own saliva on the meaty pole as he jerked it enthusiastically. As Carter was nearing his orgasm, Noah made sure his mouth was open to accept the deposit.
The sweetness of the milky sludge filled Noah's mouth while hie eyes feasted on an athletic teenage body. Carter panted anf gasped when he came and pulled his cock away when it got too sensitive to tolerate any further oral pleasuring.
"Noah, that was amazing," Carter said.
While Noah stood up, Carter wiped his cock with his own hand, sweeping jizz and saliva up until it was dry enough to stuff back inside his scrubs. Carter reached for his scrub top just as the door of the treatment room opened and three lads staggered in.
They were laughing and "shhh-ing" each other and clearly up to mischief but when they saw Carter hurriedly put his top back on and the naked teenager behind him, they burst out laughing. Noah was half hidden behind Carter who made sure to keep their view of Noah incomplete.
"What are you supposed to be anyway?" one of them asked Noah.
"A zombie?" Noah said as he lifted his gown and slipped it back on but the back was still open.
"Were you suckin' his dick?"
"Is there a queue?"
"Or a charge?"
The three lads laughed at their own jokes. The has obviously sneaked alcohol into the party and Noah didn't recognise them. Carter didn't seem to recognise them either. The party was open to all schools and sixth form colleges in the area but Five Dukes was a big area.
"You got turned into a zombie in hospital?" asked one of the lads.
Noah nodded and then shrugged – it made as much sense as any plot contrivance.
"So, if someone took your hospital gown, you'd not even notice `cause you're dead?"
"Leave him alone," Carter said.
Carter was not naturally brave but he wasn't going to let drunk boys take Noah's costume.
"He was sucking your cock a second ago, he doesn't seem bothered about being caught."
"Are you the nudist?"
Noah looked at him but didn't reply.
"Oh, aye, I heard that rumour."
"Are you a really nudist?" Carter asked him.
"I guess," Noah admitted.
"Would you walk into the corridor naked then? Just for a laugh?"
"Yea, we wanna see."
Noah took his gown back off, unperturbed by being naked even in front of these boys but certainly not trusting them. He handed his gown to Carter who was happy to take possession of it. Noah stepped from behind Carter, completely exposing himself and the lads all sniggered at the hairless prick but also didn't know what to say now. Barefoot and bare arsed, Noah stumbled, mumbled and fumbled into the corridor.
The corridor outside, enroute back to the hall, was thankfully empty. Noah turned back to the lads who had taken the time to admire Noah's ass.
"You're nuts."
"That was really funny."
"Does turning into a zombie make you lose your pubes?"
The boys laughed and pushed each other past Noah as they returned to the party. Their elicit exploration of the school was forgotten. Carter returned Noah's gown and told him to turn while he secured all the ties again.
"Are you really a nudist?" Carter asked.
"Yes," Noah admitted.
"You don't mind being seen naked by lots of people?" Carter enquired.
"Not really," Noah agreed.
"That's cool," Carter said because he was a sucker for CMNM. "Thanks, by the way. For... the other thing."
"The BJ?" Noah responded.
"Yea," Carter agreed. "I didn't return the favour."
Noah smiled and appreciated how lucky he was to have so many hot boys in his life – some of them recurring characters and some fleeting trysts borne of excitement and lust, as Carter was. It was ok that not every adventure involved sex or multiple orgasms or bukkake. Noah wanted his life to be a surprising variety of adventures. Dan would probably be more disappointed that more people hadn't seen him naked though.
"Don't worry about it," Noah assured him.
Noah contemplated saving up his spunk for a nice big birthday wank. It would have been nice to be masturbated by Carter but the lad was still a stranger and being caught had broken the spell that had brought them together. Noah was glad he wasn't naked as he returned to the hall, parting ways with Carter and realising they'd likely never meet again.
"You were gone for ages," Toby commented.
"I needed a check-up," Noah replied but Toby didn't get it because Doctor Carter had vanished.
When Dan had taken his underpants off, he had half imagined more public, permanent and wide-spread embarrassment. However, not every misadventure could end with mass exposure otherwise his life would be very dull indeed – he'd run out of people to flash and strangers to surprise.
It was a nice feeling to continue the party with his friends knowing he was almost naked and that most people didn't know it. It was a thrilling secret that made Noah hard while watching the dancing and laughing boys around the crowded hall.
Noah had to wait for his boner to subside before going back to the dance floor himself. He could see from the looks of many of his peers that they knew he had no underwear but the wry smiles told that they too were enjoying the secret of Noah's near-exposure to so many unknown faces.
The zomboy felt a few subtle touches on his legs throughout the night but it didn't get any more invasive that that. It wasn't until the end of the night that Matty reminded him of the plans for Halloween.
"So, obviously happy birthday but I'll bring your costume over on the day," Matty said in the cold as they all waited for parents or guardians to take them home.
Noah contemplated making up a story for Daniel. How his gown was untied piece by piece but he didn't realise it. His gown had flown open on the dance floor and sniggers and pointing as his bare back and naked butt were exposed finally alerted Noah to his predicament. Before he could do anything, someone grabbed the front of the gown and pulled. The gown tore from his body and left him naked on the dance floor and totally surrounded but his classmates (who'd seen it all before) and dozens of peers from across the country all staring at his nakedness.
Embarrassed. Humiliated. Mortified. Pictures. Video. Laughing. Sneering.
It was a fun fantasy and Noah was cautious not to think too hard about it – harness in the thin gown would be very obvious. Would Daniel believe such an unbelievable story?
While Noah thought about his night that wasn't, Matty was distracted by the sight of his crush. Matty's eyes settled longingly on Kevin who was walking towards the school gates, now wearing a heavy jacket, and departing on foot despite the lateness of the hour.
"Matty..." Noah called by his friends attention. "Have you really got a costume for me?"
"Of course I do," Matty protested. "Trust me."
Noah did not.
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Complete series: School Exhibitionism, The Symposium, The Embarrassment of Riches, Do As You're Told and A Series of Embarrassing Events.
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Short stories: Aiden's Accidental Autoerotic Assignment, Jogging Joe's Jaunty Journey and Peter's Past Posing Pictures