The patient was lying on the hospital bed with his feet hanging over the edge by almost two feet. The nurse rolled a cart up to the bed and closed the curtains surrounding the area.
"Hi" said the nurse "I'm Jack Nance, your preop nurse. Time for a shampoo, shave and a haircut." The nurse read from the chart and said "Malecki Pupkiezewski, bilateral hernia repair. OK, off with the bedsheet and let's take a look." "Hmm," he said "I don't see any hernias." What he did see was a huge penis which he guessed was nine inches it its current flaccid state.
"Yeah, they're not big but Coach wanted them fixed before basketball season." said Malecki.
"Oh, you must be the phenom freshman basketball player from State. 'The Great White Hope' they call 'The Pole'."
"Mostly 'Pole'." said the kid.
"Easy to see how you you picked up that nickname." said the nurse. "Mostly they call me Nurse Nancy. Time's awasting and we need to get you prepped for Dr. Schwartz. We'll start off with an antibacterial soap wash." He started at the belly button with the warm soapy washcloth and worked down to the root of the penis. Then he lifted the penis and lovingly placed it on the abdomen. Then began again at the knees and washed up to the crotch. "Ok, bend your knees up so I can get to your poop chute." said the nurse. Nancy gently washed around the rectum and noted the kid's penis was rapidly enlarging. "Now for the pole." said Nancy and he began to wash the scrotum. By now the Pole's penis was lifting off his abdomen and enlarging rapidly. The nurse gently retracted the kid's foreskin and said "We'll have to give this area a very thorough wash." A few strokes of the washcloth and Pole's dick was standing straight up and was at least a foot long.
"Sorry about that," said Pole, "but I'm pretty horny."
Nancy said "Surprising. You'd think with an organ like that you'd be scoring more puss than Wilt Chamberlain."
"No such luck. Mostly when the girls feel it, they develop a massive headache and want to go home. The worst time was when I was slow dancing with a really pretty chick, popped a woodie, and when she felt it, she passed out cold on the dancefloor." said the kid.
"It's OK by me," said Nancy, who by now also had a raging hardon "it will make it easier to shave you." By now, the pole was leaking major amounts of precum and the nurse gently began shaving his operative area. "Now we need to put a urethral catherter in your bladder so you don't piss all over the operative site during surgery." The nurse opened a sterile catheter pack, put on a pair of sterile gloves, put a big glob of lubricating jelly on the tip of the Pole and picked up a catheter. "We may have a problem with this. You're so long, the catheter might not go up through the prostate into the bladder, and even if we got to the prostate, with that hardon the proximal sprhincter will be squeezed down and won't allow the catheter to go past it." Nancy gently inserted the tip of the catheter into Pole's piss slit, advanced an inch, withdrew, advanced a few inches, and repeated the process five times. "We go in and out this way to make sure we are spereading lube down your dick." said Nancy but thought "Jeez, with all this precum I don't even need KY. Just as I thought, the catheter isn't long enough. We'll just have to produce an orgasm to let that one eyed lizard (hence the name Winking Lizard) shrink down. Nance gently inserted a lubed finger into Pole's rectum and with his thumb began to roll his balls around. Then with his other hand began to stroke The Pole.
"Arrrghh!" said the kid.
"Sorry, did I hurt you?" said Nance.
"God no, I've never felt anything like this. It's, it's, ahhhh, wonderful!" The combination of sensations from his prostate, nuts, and pecker inside and out being massaged was overwhelming. His whole lower body was aflame and he began to shake like a leaf. Nance felt the first contraction of the kid's anus, his cockhead swelled to massive dimensions and the catheter shot straight up in the air like an arrow, propelled by a huge wad of cumski. Jet after jet of white jizz shot out of the Pole who by now was thrashing uncontrollably on the bed and moaning like a wounded tiger.
"Ok, I'll get a fresh catheter while you detumesce." said Nancy. But he was thinking "I gotta find nurse Bruce for a quick blowjob before I explode!"
"I' m just thinking," said Pole, "that maybe I should come back in a few weeks for a postoperative checkup."
"Good idea," said Nancy "you can't be too careful and I would like to take a look at the wound healing progress. I'll leave you my number."
"Thanks, Nurse Nancy, I never would have guessed that a bilateral hernia repair could feel so exquistely lovely. I'll give you a call."
J. Edward White