*Disclaimer: This story is not intended to imply anything about the true sexuality of the celebrities mentioned or any personal knowledge about their private lives.
Penny and Amy
Lenard Hofsteter was excited to be going to the cheesecake factory with his roommate Sheldon Cooper, and his semi girlfriend and intellect equal Amy Farrah Fowler; who was new to their small group of friends. This was because the cute girl who moved into the apartment 4b across the hall from them worked as a waitress there. Lenard was concealing his raging boner all week especially as his nosy roommate wouldn't let it down if he found out he wanted coitis with the beautiful girl called Penny. "Oh damn, Lenard why do we have to be going to the cheesecake factory you know ght is tuesday, we should be having pizza". "Because Sheldon I don't want pizza and besides why don't we try something new for a change; get out of our comfort zone". "Because they call it a comfort zone for a reason, because it's comfortable". "Shelly what are you doing this weekend? I need someone to go to the science convention with".
Lenard opened the door for the two as they walked down the block and arrived at the restaurant.
"How thoughtful Lenard you're a kind little homunculus".
"Table for three? right this way". The maitre d' sat them in their usual spot in the middle, knowing especially the tall skinny one Sheldon, could be a pain in the ass. Lenard was not the only one excited to see Penny, Amy had been blogging and quickly, hardly knowing Penny states that Penny is her bff or bestie.
"Hi guys, come to see me at work can I get you something to drink? Sheldon strawberry milkshake?" Amy felt very bi around Penny she was as magnificent as a unicorn. She was tall for a girl well built, beautiful legs, large breasts and long blond beautiful hair. She could almost subconsciously feel that Penny was a large planet that she Amy would happily orbit around for the rest of her life.
"Hey bestie what are you doing this saturday? can I interest you in accompanying me to the science convention?"
"Bestie? You're Amy right? Um idk I think I have to work this weekend."
"Don't you read my blog you're my best friend!"
"Ok I'll be back with those drinks".
"It's an all paid stay at a five star hotel and spa".
"Oh um yeah of course I can go I don't work this weekend sorry um yeah give me a call"
"Ok bestie I can't wait we can share a room".
That weekend the whole gang decided to go, even Raj and Howard and his fiance Bernadette who was best friends with Penny. All of them except Penny having high fancy college degrees in the science fields would be speaking at a panel. Amy rode up with Penny. Penny smelled like vanilla and cheesecake but if she was only a pile of shit Amy felt like she would still roll on her. Amy lead a very isolated life being rejected as a child for dressing in hand me down clothes from her grandma and being introverted and nerdy. Penny represented a new life for Amy a popular makeup wearing girl with class and a nice rack and ass.
"I can't wait to get to the spa, I love them, I had such a long week at work!" "Amy thanks for talking me into this."
"No problem and thanks for agreeing to share a room". It was the best rate I could get being a neuroscientist. Those damn physicist get all the perks. My science is so much more superior though. I cut something the size of a hair follicle off a brain lobe in my tumor study. I also work with monkeys. Where doing a smoking study, studying addiction and the monkey "Ricky," lives with me now; hes an ass though.
"Ok how much further to the center?"
The nutty scientist did their thing and Howard and Bernadette making a scene because Howard met Bernys huge ex bf in the lobby, who was also one of her professors years ago. Penny and Amy also noticed him, reminding Penny of her also huge bodybuilder like ex, Kurt who cheated on her, but was a great fuck for the four years she was with him. Amy was reminded of Penny's other ex Zach who she had a crush on because he was a big sexy ape, but approaching him in person made her think he was too much of an ape. Penny however was a unicorn and one that could be tamed as Amy imagined riding that unicorn naked with her hair flowing in back of her, breasts tight and hard as her uterus quivered.
Penny came out in her pink pajamas that night after brushing her teeth and pulled back the covers on the queen's right side. Amy in flannel pajamas watched her in awe.
"I have to say even though my neighbors are weird nerds that was not a bad time, I'm having a great weekend". "Thanks Amy this weekend has really helped me get over Kurt."
"No problems bestie and btw just to warn you I'm prone to night terrors and am a bit of a biter!" Don't worry if I get out of hand I'm sure you can wake me up. Well night.
Penny thought this very strange and thought Amy very strange. She did however go around the block more than once. And these were good people, people she could care for and would come to her aid if need be. Penny liked her she could tell she's lonely and could use a friend and she was very useful in her connections like this weekend proved. Penny did not know however that Amy liked Penny more than a friend and that she would be a big sister figure over Amy.
Penny liked to sleep in and Amy that morning had already gone down for breakfast. Penny felt aroused and weird. She started scratching her boob as it itched like hell. She lost her clothes and raced into the bathroom. On her right boob and ass cheek were red bite marks. Amy wasn't kidding she really was a sleep biter. Weird as it was the pain kinda felt good; Penny hopped into the shower and used the shower head to masterbate. She moaned as she rotated it around, the hot water pounding her insides and she came twice. The bathroom was all fogged up and she toweled off and got dressed.
A week later at 4B in Pasadena California Amy knocked on the door.
"Hey Amy what's up? Come in".
"Oh Penny I need a drink Sheldon is such a jerk"
"What happened?"
"Weird gamer fucker stuck me up to play videogames with his friends". Star Wars Penny how is that any different from Star Trek? We were supposed to go to my aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party and so I could show him off to my family so they can get off my back about dating. I swear to god if he doesn't change I'm going to leave him for Arman.
"Whos he?"
"Oh hes imaginary, but I imagine he's a well hung miniature horse breeder"
"Amy I don't know what you see in him anyways, he's Sheldon!" I bet he has a really small penis too! The two girls giggled loud at that. Amy we should drink! I'll set up a drinking game so have a seat. Penny set up a beer pong like cup style on her table in front of her couch. Ok I have a glass here and if you can bounce a penny into it I will have to take a drink and vise versa. Amy without hesitation got three right away.
"I use to wish for friends and threw pennies into a well as a kid so I have to warn you I'm very good at this"
"Ok hold on let me catch up!" Penny always happy to drink fulfilled her debt and drank three cups half filled with vodka and quickly got smashed.
Over in 4a with the guys Amy and Penny barge in.
"It's over Sheldon I'm leaving you for Arman!"
"Whos that?"
"Oh never mind"
"Yeah thats right yooou teels them Am Am Amy!"
"Penny has a better chance at me than you ever will!" Give me some sugar bestie. With that the two girls pecked each other on the lips. Amy brought her back into a more deeper passionate kiss. This excited everyone except for Sheldon but he was more upset that this was like losing his favorite toy and something he would get over.
"Come Penny lets get out of this nerdfest and go back to your place". The girls crossed the hall and slammed the door shut behind them happier to be by themselves.
"Oh Penny you're so beautiful, even drunk your face glows". Thanks for helping me dump that loser.
"No problem hun I'm really getting to like you maybe we could be roommates or something". I can really use the extra money and the companionship. I really am sick of dating guys, like you found out with Sheldon today they always just think about themselves. God I'm buzzed you know what is really fun when you're drunk? Is to play Twister you really get the high off the massive headache you'll get. Penny came back and rolled out the matt on the floor. Come on this will be fun. Ok right foot red. Ok now you put left hand green. Um lets see right hand blue.
Amy slide her left arm down Penny's who was hunched over with her butt facing Amys crotch.
"That puts my left hand where it should be". The two women paused for a moment. Then Penny twisted back her head and the girls kissed again that night. This kiss lasted much longer, was very romantic and sexy. While you're still down there bestie how about you get more comfortable. Amy undid Penny's bottoms and slide them down with the underwear. She then got on her knees and buried her face into Pennies vulva.
"Oh shit Amy that feels so good!" "Eat my fucking Nebraska pussy, Oh yeah thats the spot." Like the primates Amy worked with she used her fingers like a tool and put it up Penny's genital.
"Yeah give it to me bestie I will buy the cow". And right now I'm going to tip it. Amy forced Penny to lay down on the floor flat and put her face back up to Penny's vagina. Penny was hairless unlike Amy but this turned Amy on.
"O O O O Ohh Ahhh fuck". You're going to get my g-spot! Penny gasped and screamed and bit down on her hand. She experienced the biggest orgasm in her life putting her drawer of expensive vibrators to shame. Amy collapsed on Penny kissing her neck.
"I want to spend the rest of my life with you Penny!"
"Me too" They stayed there for a while closing their eyes and breathing heavy. Penny then got up shirt still on but sexy ass swishing side to side as she tugged the side of her shirt and walked to the fridge. She brought out a opened cheesecake box and a bottle of wine. Amy had taken off all her clothes except her lepard printed bra and panies she got at Victoria Secrets. She followed Penny to the table. Despite the contrast of Penny being popular and well dressed and girly and Amy covering up and wearing sweaters all the time both girls had rocking bodies.
Penny pulled the cork out with her teeth and shot it across the room. She poured Amy a glass because she wasn't as drunk as she should be.
"Here let me fed you Amy darling" she broke a piece off with her fork and fed it to Amy who closed her eyes and moaned. Penny then licked the fork and took a bite for herself. Amy took a sip of her wine despite never drinking before. I'll be back Amy I just got an idea. She returned from her bedroom carrying her metal makeup case and romantically guided Amy by the hand over to the couch.
I've really come accustomed to your style of dress Amy but I think you will like the extra confidence this can bring you.
"Oh Penny please no I'll look like a whore".
"Looking like a whore always worked for me dear," now hold still.
Penny loomed over Amy and with her expert hair and makeup skill then handed Amy the mirror. Amy shot up with her hand holding her mouth.
"Oh Penny I look so beautiful" Look at what you did for me. I'm one of the cool kids now. Bernadette should be happy we even let her hang out with us.
"You do look beautiful, hang on". Penny brought out a sick bay dr costume from her closet Lenard forgot to take back with him.
"What's this?"
"I thought we could play Doctor to help with my over drinking"
"Penny no its too much I don't like to dress up like the boys"
"Just put it on you will look so cute with your new look wearing that" Penny got dressed and closed her eyes on the couch. Amy complied and Penny saw how natural and beautiful she looked in her blue doctors tunic. Ok Amy the wand like thingy they use in star trek to analyze things should be in the pocket. Amy pulled it out and started slowly moving it back over her body.
"Seems like the patient is intoxicated." "I seem myself to be intoxicated by the strange power of love." "I will have to report in my doctors log this strange phenomenon." "I will keep this beautiful girl in my sight for some time to study this creature." "Wow Penny you're right this is fun." Amy warmed up a washcloth and put it on Penny's forehead and kissed her cheek. She then sat down against her stroking Pennys hair and humming to her. Get some rest my love.
Two Weeks Later!
At the local Walgreens Amy was practically skipping down the feminine hygiene aisle with Penny following.
"Oh Penny I'm so glad you decided to move in with me." And Glendale really isn't that far from your old place in Pasadena. Isn't it great I think our menstrual cycles are all lined up too, and here we are buying menstrual pads and razors to keep the new beautiful me even fresher.
Penny was carrying their plastic bags as Amy let them into apartment number 314 like 3.14 pye which Amy had influence picking as that was her favorite number being a scientist. Upon entering the apartment four things pop out at you. First would be a very big harp placed by the couch and computer with the fax and printer. Then you would smell the monkey Ricky who is also a chain smoker, and that always bothered Penny. Unlike Penny's old apartment that was pink and designery with a girly touch, Amy's apartment was relaxing with more books, and was clean. It does, however, come off like a person much older lived there. And the fourth thing about the apartment was Penny's presence there. Now Amy made sure their was many pictures all around the apartment of Penny and Amy usually very close on the beach or at a cafe and recently on a kayaking trip they took together. There was also a large wrapped up present leaning against the kitchen counter wall.
Amy and Penny went to the bedroom and flopped on the bed side by side.
"Amy I got to talk to you about that monkey!" Don't you worry about secondhand smoke?
"Yeah but he was getting oneriary with the other monkeys on our case study at work"
"Well how about this what if he burns down the apartment with his cigs when we're sleeping?" Also he's very much an asshole don't you think,? and now that I am here in your life I don't think we need any pets.
"You're right I'll take him back this Monday first thing." I am so glad to have you in my life. They kissed on the bed dropping their shopping on the floor.
"Speaking about work I hate the service industry, and bad pay do you think I can be your lab assistant I promise it won't hurt our relationship." Sheldon did it and he wasn't qualified for that work either.
"Yeah good idea i'll see what I can do on monday" By the way I have a surprise for you come with me. Amy went out and put that big present on the back of the couch. Go ahead open it. Penny ripped off the paper bag like wrapping and bow and let out a surprised yelp.
"Omg Amy!" At first it was a bit much for Penny. It was a drawing of Penny and Amy side by side Amys photo smiling at Penny.
"Do you like it?" I had them paint us nude but then had them put clothes on us! But if you want it nude a sponge and hot water will take the clothes off.
"Amy this is too much its so big" How much did this cost?
"It set me back three grand"
"What" "Amy!!!!"
"Just let it sink in Penny you'll learn to love it just give it time" Penny sat down on the couch and put her hand on her forehead. Amy gently set down the painting and went over to her harp. She started playing relaxing music and signing to Penny to calm her down.
"I love when you play your harp for me" "That really is sweet!" "Ok I will think about the picture but Amy you don't have to spend that much on me." "Anyway lets get you ready for Bernadette's wedding this week." Amy got naked and went to the shower with Penny grabbing a couple razors from the plastic bag and meeting her there.
"Oh Penny their isn't one hair on my body I wouldn't mind your cutting!" Amy didn't like shaving so Penny had a lot to do to catch her up to where she wanted her to be. She started down by Amys foot and slowly went up her leg rinsing off the blade at every stroke. Eventually she got to amys lower lips and gently cut off the hair there. Oh Penny I'm so spoiled with you, you're making me such a beautiful woman like with your makeovers. I didn't care about this stuff before there was you.
"I dislocated my shoulder in my last apartment shower!" "Your ex boyfriend wasn't much help, couldn't even drive; I was in so much pain."
"Tell me about it he could never please a woman".
"Well we are all done, smooth as a babys bottom and we didn't even clog the drain".
"Penny I don't think we're done" Being a single woman for my whole life I've perfected what I like to call Gerald. Amy stepped out and came back with an eletric toothbrush she fashioned to use for masterbation. She went to work right away on Penny getting in spots that Penny didn't know were there.
"Oh fuck Amy I think we will have to rename your brush" "How about Amy Farrah FOWLER!!!" Penny creamed and laid down in the tub resting her head on Amys leg. "Amy I'll be out soon you go on without me." Penny came into the bedroom to see Amy lying there with Thors hammer.
"I stole this from Sheldon's place". Remember discussing this damn thing with Bernadette at your old apartment. Well I found a better purpose for it.
"I see what you mean I'll return the favor from Gerald" Penny picked up the large metal hammer side of it and maneuvered the leather bound stick part of it into Amy's newly smoothed vagina.
"Oh Penny only you can pick up that hammer". Only you can fuck me with it. Penny thrusted gently, because of the tool being used; in and out, and made sure to rotate it around the edges of Amy's Clitoris and Vulva. This hammer can cause lightning and I feel the sparks happening in me now. Oh Penny here I cum. Amy's body layed there spasming while Penny pulled out the hammer and the two of them licked the masculine tool and the juices off the handle. Penny put the hammer away and the two cuddled up and went to bed for the night.
Penny got up naked the next morning and started heading for the bathroom. She stopped when she heard a scream and a loud click. She saw Amy cover her mouth and then sheepishly grin at Penny.
"I was just skyping with my mom and she saw you naked" "I shut the computer but I never told her I was dating anyone till I got Sheldon to help me get her off my back for me."
"Oh Amy I'm so sorry I didn't know you mother was talking to you out here".
"No thats ok I kinda think its hot and I'm glad the old bird saw that". "Not to mention that she saw I got a fine piece living with me, right bestie. Amy got up, here let me make you some breakfast, you can get dressed only if you want."
The next week proved to be a success. Ricky was returned to his old cage in the neuro department at UCLA and Amy got Penny a job in her lab as her lab helper. Penny agreed to work nights occasionally as a bartender at the cheesecake factory. Amy had Penny start out cleaning beakers.
"You know Penny Prince Faisal who resides in Riyadh who I met while fundraising was nice enough to fund my lab". He was also nice enough to give me a place to stay in his Palace in the winter. Oh course he thinks I'm going to marry him. Penny leaned over the table and laughed at that, and Amy reached over laughing and tugged on Penny's white smock sleeve. When you're done with those take a break with me I want to conduct a little experiment.
"Penny we should be alone in here feel free to take off your clothes and I will do the same!" Penny wondering what was going on did what she was told. Amy came back from the cabinet with a large glass jar with clear gel in it. She started rubbing the stuff all over Penny and her body with Penny doing hers. "Ok after this gel is exposed to this light for a few minutes I'm going to turn off the lights."
Amy flicked them off and the room was dark except for the few cabinets that had lights in them and Penny and herself that were glowing blue.
"Isn't cool we glow in the dark and its completely safe".
"My god Amy this is so cool!" Don't we look hot? two sexy fireflies, and I bet I know what comes next.
"Oh you bet bestie, just like the lightning bug I think I've found my mate here in the dark". Amy walked over and the two girls hit the floor rolling around together getting everything greasy.
"Were going to spend some time cleaning up the lab tonight!"
"Thats ok two hands make light work especially with you, and now it looks like your my shiny penny". They got up and Amy bends Penny over the counter who moves the microscope probably used to find Sheldons penis.
"I love performing cunnilingus on you bestie". Amy buried herself into Penny's rising star cunt. She took a glob of gel off Penny on her finger and used it as lube to insert in Penny. Penny had to be told more than once to quiet down or they would be caught.
"Oh shit that stuff feels so good and its really cold when it goes in you". Penny turned around and squatted down to amy and kissed her. Thanks for that Amy this was really cool and hot. I'm getting cold we should clean up.
"You're sure you don't want to try anal I can clean this place up in no time!"
Amy's car was pulled to the side of the road with her driving and Penny in the Passenger side keeping quiet about their new found romance. Bernadette put her wedding dress wrapped in plastic in the trunk and got into the back seat.
"Thank you guys for taking me to my wedding next week". "I wanted to get married to Howard, before he went up into space."
"No Bernadette the pleasure is all mine" I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid especially after the last wedding I was almost in; half my family died in a freak carbon monoxide accident.
"Oh my god thats horrible," Bernadette replied in a high voice.
"Thanks Bernadette for coming shopping with us even though I know you got your wedding dress last week."
"No problem Penny". "This wedding is coming up so fast I'm glad I found my dress."
The shop was empty except the three of them and mirrors, dressing rooms, and dresses were around in a circular room. Bernadette came out of the dressing room in her brilliantly white wedding dress.
"Oh Bernadette you're so beautiful," not Penny beautiful, but beautiful. Then Penny came out. "Show us some skin Penny, what are you a nun?"
"I'm going to check with the clerk on my dress and call Howy be right back you guys". Amy and Penny went into the dressing room to take advantage of their time alone. Penny was standing in her pink dress exposing her breasts in front of the mirror. Amy in her purple dress, she was trying on, put her hand on Penny's boobs and started kissing her neck.
"I got us tickets for next week to visit that palace I was talking about". "Well be treated like queens there."
"Amy thats great how romantic, how long will we be there?"
"As long as we like really".
"Here I got a surprise for you to you can wear it at Bernadette's wedding". Penny handed a paper handled store bag to Amy.
"OH MY GOD!" "IT'S A FREAKIN TEIRA! PUT IT ON ME, PUT IT ON ME!" Penny placed it on her head and the expression on Amy's face was a million bucks.
"You look so great in that Amy and you are my princess".
"Penny this is the best thing that anyone could have done for me". The two girls broke down in tears and shared many sobby kisses together.
Next week both Amy, Penny and the gang enjoyed Howards wedding with maybe the exception oh Howards mother who was very loud, fat, and annoying. They were welcomed like Amy said very good in the far east. Both girls were wearing hats and casual clothes with lots of sun block which Amy insisted they wear.
"I hope its ok Penny dear but I took some liberties"
"What do you mean"
"Come on in I'll show you". I hope you don't mind getting messy, but I know you don't. Penny walked in and they discarded their things which servants took to their room. Not long after Penny noticed Amy had the painting of them shipped to the palace.
"I thought the painting would fit here with all this space better". Besides any portrait of you deserves a grand palace to hold it. Here grab a sponge. There were two buckets of water and large sponges for the girls. I see now it was a mistake having the painter draw us with clothes on. No matter we can take it off.
Penny and Amy vigorously worked up a sweat and quite a mess washing off the paint revealing the tight naked bodies of the lovers.
"Oh Amy you're right the painting looks right now, I really do like it now"
"I know!" "I will get you something equally as grand on a regular basis." The two girls got on the floor and started thrashing about making out like hungry wolves. The giant Amy and Penny in the portrait watched over them.