I Got Pissed On Last Night!
Friday Night at Club 3866, Part 2
This is a true story, a few descriptions changed to protect the anonymous.
Thanks so much to those of you who wrote back with your reactions to my adventure. So now I stay up past my bedtime to finish writing. This is a good thing actually, otherwise I'll forget stuff, now (as I'm writing this), being just about 24hours from the action.
After the Asian guy left me, I ran into a real long dry spell. So long that my shirt actually dried out and my cut-offs damn near did. It was starting to get really frustrating, but there were a few interesting guys walking the main circle around the club that passed by my hallway seat. One guy was wearing nothing but a tight little pair of denim shorts, very low on the hip and cut very high. Couldn't have been more than 4 inches wide. On the second time that I saw him go by I noticed that he was also wearing 2 inch tall Platform with 4 inch heel, Ladies "Fuck Me" Pumps. The things you see when you don't have your gun. Don't write me. Just kidding, trying to inject some humor here. My ass was killing me staying on the floor, but you don't DARE walk around 'cause you might miss the good one.
Finally I got someone else interested. He was Mr. Joe Average in all departments. The kind of guy that gets described to the police by all eyewitnesses. Average height, weight, 25 to 40 years old, Brownish hair etc. In this case add in average cock pissing on me. Couldn't even piss hard. Being the tease that I am, I opened my mouth sand stuck my tongue out, daring him to piss on it. Didn't have enough in him to get it there. Would have been totally forgettable had I not have had such a long dry spell. Happy to at least be wet again, I await the next one.
Next up is a rough looking short Mexican guy. About 35 years old. Dressed in jeans and a yellow sport shirt. He can't be more that 5-foot 2inches. I'm sitting on the floor against the wall, and his cock is right at my mouth level. All in all, not a bad thing. My cock is starting to rise, in anticipation of more piss finally coming my way. He took that urinal stance just to the side of my face. You know. Hips/cock pushed forward a bit, feet planted just a little further apart. With both hands on his dick, I couldn't tell if he was cut or not, just saw a nice big dickhead pointed at my face.
"Piss on me"
A strong stream of hot Mexican piss splashing in my face, and down to my chest and then to my hand jerking my cock.
"Oh fuck yeah, PISS on me".
My cock now soaking wet and rock hard as he just keeps on pissing on me, swinging his hips back and forth to move the flow of urine up to my face and back to my cock. His cock ran dry abruptly, and he rapidly flipped his dick up and down to get rid of the last drops of pee before returning his dick to it resting place in his pants. I'm jerking hard but slow it up, as I don't want to come yet.
Another long wait until daddy with an attitude steps up.
"You want MY piss"
I should have answered Yes Sir, but for some reason, maybe my aching ass from hours on the floor, I just wasn't really wholeheartedly into playing the game. I just said:
"Yeah"
"Yeah what"
"Yeah, I want your Piss"
He wasn't a bad looking guy. 40ish, tight 501s, black boots. Tee shirt was off and tucked into the back of his pants. Short cropped black hair.
"Get down pig"
"OK" instead of Yes Sir. Almost any other time I would have really gotten into playing submissive pig to him for a 5 minute piss ritual, but as it turned out things worked my way anyway. I slid down the wall from a full-seated position to a partially reclining one, giving him greater access to piss on my chest and dick. He then fished out a "Goldilocks" cock. Goldilocks and the Three Bears-Not too big or long, not too small, or short, but jussst right. Full dickhead hanging on the end of it. Slowly stroking it.
"You ready to get pissed on, Pig"
"Fuck yeah, Let me have your piss"
'Goldie' is now bathing me in golden liquid. I can't take my eyes of this beautiful dick that's pissing all up and down my body. Finally I glance up at his face while he's continuing to piss on me. I've got him. He's smiling. Not the attitude of a serious daddy. He needed to piss on a guy, and I'll bet he'd have pissed on me even if I hadn't played the game at all. For me that's the fun part of getting pissed on, the pleasure that the other guy is obviously getting out of peeing on you. So now I'm really into luxuriating in his hot piss that just keeps on coming. Hot Man. Hot Cock. Hot Piss. Getting off to watching his dick piss the urine onto me. Stop jacking, can't come yet. Pee flow lessening, lean my head forward, he squeezes his dick off, building up the pressure, and bam, piss striking my face and head, soaking my baseball cap. Holding his dick at the base and bouncing the last drops down on my very happy cock as his dick starts to get hard. Smiles at me, says thanks and walks off, stroking his now fully erect penis as he disappears around the corner.
More time goes by. I'm 'entertaining' myself, replaying how I got so wet: Men Fucking Taking Pisses ON Me. Some good songs come on the too loud stereo that blasts through the building. Two guys come around the corner, the one slightly behind the other is pointing at me and talking into the other guy's ear. They step up to me.
"I just saved my friend here from the ravages of pissing in the toilet"
My benefactor is rubbing his crotch while putting his arm around his too shy buddy. Shy guy is big framed, probably wearing a 3x tee shirt, with the obligatory 501's. First guy is no longer rubbing his crotch, for his dick is now free of it. He's not as big as his friend, but still has 15 or 20 extra on him. Both are good looking otherwise, in their late twenties, maybe early thirties, not at all in the troll category befitting some of the creatures roaming the club. With his arm still around his buddy he points his dick at me, and guess what? He starts PISSING on me. A good healthy stream of pee being added to my already soaked body. He's got the biggest and best smile on his face. Awesome. His buddy has a look of amazement, looking down at me, seeing my smile as his friend fuckin' pees on me.
"You like watching me get pee-peed on?"
A nod yes.
"Well take your dick out and pee on me too."
He unzipped and his little rock hard cock sprang out.
"It's too hard for me to pee through"
I turn my attention back to beating off as the last of this hot piss scene plays out. Hard guy tries to piss on me but just can't. They stay right there against the opposite wall from me, about a foot away, and start making out. Kissing, rubbing up against each other, Grabbing and jerking hard cocks. Well if it's show time, I'm game. It's been hours since I last pissed. I hold my dick at the proper angle and start pissing into my own face.
"Hey Guys look at this."
Shy guy turns his head around and his jaw drops open as he sees my heavy stream of piss arching up and landing right in my open mouth, filling it and running down my cheeks onto my chest. A couple of other guys are watching also as the show just keeps on going. (Bunny with a drum joke here somewhere.) I can piss for a long time when I can control the flow by squeezing my dickhead, and I had a really full bladder. Thing is now I'm sitting in a really big puddle of piss on the floor. The two guys eventually walk off, probably to a room to finish totally getting off to the fun they had with me.
So now my aching ass is also freezing in a puddle of cold piss. Time to go. Man walks up to me. "Can I Piss on you?"
'No, go away' is not the correct answer here.
"Sure dude, whip it out and get me wet"
He steps between my legs, like he would to a urinal, and hauls out a hefty circumcised penis. I'm tired so I'm not really paying attention to what he looks like. Nothing bad, but not Adonis either. What counts is that there is another dick about to release a golden shower of manpiss on me. What a fucking pig I've become. It takes him a minute, and then the pee comes. I'm looking head on to this dick, piss shooting towards me, furiously whacking my dick, hoping to cum while he's pissing on me. He senses that I want to cum and directs the flow down on my dick, I take my hand off for a second, and he pees hard onto the underside of my dick as it slaps up against my belly upon my hands release. What a feeling to have a hard stream of piss pushing against the sensitive underside of your cock! Almost better that a tongue! I can't stand it and go back to jacking as he lifts his dick up to finish this last piss of the night onto my chest. As with all the others the piss is shaken off his cock. I sadly watch it go back into his pants, and he walks away. I didn't cum. The cold floor and colder puddle of piss overcome my desire to cum.
Off to the bathroom with me to rinse and towel off. Dry clothes feel good, so I must be tired. One last shot at the runway on the way out. It's late and sometimes I get a good cock under the 'ain't nobody ugly at closing time rule' Guys that have been too picky are now realizing they'd better find someone to get off with, or they'll be jacking off on the way home.
I walk up to the bars at the open end of the runway, so I can get a good look at what's available. Up walks the Adonis that I said I would be able to recognize even in my dead ass tired state. 6 feet tall, light brown hair, green eyes (better light in here from the TV's above) goatee, 28 years old, great body, wearing only a jock and black boots. Hot Damn. Comes right up to where I'm standing, looking up at the dirty movie playing on the TV above and behind me. Fuck it, I'm making a grab for his dick.
I drop my gym bag full of piss soaked clothes and brush my hand past his cock through the jock, I pull the jock to the side and start to take out his dick. His hands come down to the jock, and I'm thinking I'm dead in the water, he going to brush me off. Instead he pulls the jock totally to one side completely exposing his fine dick. Another 'Goldilocks' dick. Just the right size to fill a hungry piss pig's mouth. I suck that fucker right into my mouth. Oh fuck yeah! I've got another man's dick filling my mouth. My tongue eagerly rubbing side to side on the underside of his cock as I slide it in and out of my mouth. The feeling as semi hard cock becomes hard cock in you mouth. It's right up there with being pissed on. The guy is now moving his hips, fucking his manhood into my cocksucking mouth. Moaning with pleasure: both of us. My dick is hard and out of my pants. I want to cum bad. I'm jacking and he pulls his dick out of my mouth and jacks it in my face. Looking at this beautiful man and his dick that I've been sucking on is really getting me there.
He stops jacking and puts his dick back to my face, using muscle power to bounce it up and down. Another quick look at his cock as I start kissing the tip of his dick and then the whole head on my lips, thence moving my lips all the way down one side of his dick, focusing on my eyes on his cockhead, and then back to the head and down the other side. Dicks just look so sexy when you've got them half in your mouth from the side.
He returns to pumping his cock in and out of my mouth, this final run to the cum. My dick explodes first, now not unhappy I didn't come while being pissed on. My mouth senses his dick is in the final throes just before the cum. I pull off just as he blows his load all over my cheek. Lots of hot cum, dripping off my face onto my shirt. I rub his spent cock all over my face, my closed lips smearing cum over his dickhead. Incredible fucking sexy cocksucking session. The several men who were watching peel away as my Adonis crouches down to thank me for the great blowjob.
I walk away contentedly, wiping the cum off my face with my shirt, being surprised at how much of it there was. I can't drive home like this. Back to the bathroom for a bit more cleaning up. As I head for the exit I look for the one and only clock in the place. It's ten after four o'fucking o'clock in the morning. What a way to spend Friday night!
Well guys, I hope you got your rocks off to this. Let me know if I should try to remember all the way back to New Years Eve. Some of the best sex I've ever had.
Kevin
Copyright 2003 by Kevin Lang. All rights reserved. May not be re-published without permission of the author: klsmd@hotmail.com