Samurai Inc

Samurai Inc. 28 By David DAG1064@aol.com

Author's Notes: This story is fiction. All characters except for the celebrities named and all situations depicted are fiction. These events never happened. Neil and Sacha team up in this episode. This story takes place before the events of "Return to Brazil" taking place in the "Arkansas Vacation" story, written by my good friend Sid. Enjoy!

M/t, t/t, oral, anal, bondage, and celebrity. [] Indicates thoughtspeak.

Samurai Inc. 28

Neil

New Year's Eve in Hollywood. That was an experience. Last New Year's Eve party the team spent in Peckertown and we never forgot it. The sight of one of the Baby House boys coming down the side of the Jorgenson Building in a totally awesome looking crib that had 200x lit up on the side of it in neon red lights was unforgettable. Once he hit the ground, the whole place just literally came apart as we did out very best to welcome in the New Year. Oh take me to Las Vegas, New York, Tokyo, or Sidney for a New Year's Celebration, but none of them could ever match or beat the one in Peckertown. As it was, we spent this one in Hollywood. They definitely did theirs in style. Sacha and I had been dispatched to protect our newest client named Liam Aiken. He was one of the main stars of a movie called "Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events". Jim Carrey is not one of my favorite actors, but Liam certainly did a hell of a job in the movie. The baby I thought had the best scenes.

Liam was much cuter in person. He stood about five foot six, brown hair, and really nice green eyes. I could feel little Neil reacting. A look at Sacha and I could tell he was hot and horny. As usual. His parents were going out of town and Liam had been invited to the Nickelodeon Kid's New Year's party. His parents hired us when they were told of our excellent reputation (having good friends in the right places does help) and we were to accompany him for the next few days. We would be staying at his place and going with him to the party and to three PR engagements to promote the movie. Okay, easy stuff, we've done this before. No problem, right? Damn, there goes fucking Mr. Murphy, laughing his ass off at us. Here comes trouble.

Getting to the Nickelodeon Kid's New Year's Eve show wasn't a problem. Getting in wasn't a problem. Dealing with the very flaming gay director was. The guy just wouldn't sit still and let the more experienced people work the show. He was everywhere, being an obnoxious pest, acting like he was God's gift to Hollywood. Even the celebrity kids were getting pissed off. Sacha decided to step in and solve the problem in his own unique way. He pinned the idiot to the wall with his right hand and popped two of his claws on his left hand on either side of the man's neck. Boy did that get the man's attention fast! Sacha leaned forward and whispered something to the man as we watched him wet his pants completely. Then he bared his long sharp canines and growled. The man's eyes rolled up into his head as Sacha retracted his claws and let the man drop to the floor.

"Problem solved, folks!" he called out cheerfully. He got a big round of applause as two stagehands dragged him off to a room. Both Sacha and I ran out of business cards that night to potential clients and saw a bunch of very familiar faces. We introduced Liam around to our previous clients, making sure we introduced him to Guy Truant, a director we knew very well. I was sure he could use Liam's acting talent. Then the show got started.

Our good friend Billy Gilman was MC for the show. He got it started with a big band version of "My Girl" and the audience responded to it in a big way. Even I liked it. From there it was a long parade of kid actors coming on and doing songs, little comedy skits, dance numbers, and various clips were shown of great moments and funny outtakes from the various movies that kid actors had done through the year. The first big surprise of the evening was at the first quarter of the show. Billy was grinning and I wondered what he was up to now.

"Ladies and gentlemen, from Peckertown Arkansas, please welcome Aaron Carter and Haley Joel Osment," Billy waved to the left side of the stage. Both of them came out in matching light blue tuxedos, holding hands. They waved to the crowd as all of the kid actors and singers stood up and gave them an outstanding ovation that lasted at least five minutes.

"Thank you very much," Haley said once people sat down.

"It's a pleasure to be here tonight and help ring in the New Year," Aaron said.

"We are here tonight on behalf of the Young Actor's Guild to present a very special award," Haley said.

"That's right, Haley. This award is brand new and we are very honored to be asked to present it," Aaron said.

"This award is called the Young Actor of the Year Award. This award recognizes the young actor or actress who has given so much of themselves and has done so much to promote charities and worthy causes, and has time and time again demonstrated their great acting talents," Haley said.

"The first ever recipient of this award is..." Aaron reached for the envelope as a drum roll sounded.

"Mr. David Gallagher!" Haley and Aaron announced together. The camera quickly focused on David Gallagher as he blinked in shock. Then he smiled and stood up, heading for the stage as the crowd gave him an outstanding ovation. He shook hands with Aaron and Haley and then took the plaque from Haley. Aaron and Haley stepped back, giving David room at the podium.

"Wow. I just don't know what to say," he stammered. "This is just awesome, thank you very much. I take my work with the various charities that I've volunteered my time with very seriously. It makes me happy to see the kids that the charities assist benefit from the help and intervention to improve the quality of their lives. I really never realized just how many out there were in need when I first got involved, and seeing how much better their lives have improved is definitely worth all of the long hours and hard work. Thank you very much for this award."

David shook hands with Billy, Aaron, and Haley once more before leaving the stage. The show continued on for another hour until all kinds of lights and sirens started going off. I got nervous and started looking around, missing the big screen coming down from above the stage.

"Calling all Kids Next Door agents!" the English accent of Numbah One sounded. Everyone then realized it was part of the show and welcomed the Kids Next Door to the show. Billy stepped out on the stage and turned to the big screen.

"Hi, Numbah One! What brings you guys around?" Billy asked.

"All of us were asked by the Young Actors Guild to present a special award," Numbah Five said.

"Yeah! It's a way cool one too!" the Aussie accent of Numbah Four eagerly said.

"Numbah Two, the detail please," Numbah One said. The heavyset boy turned to the console behind him and picked up a sheet of paper. "This is a new award from the Young Actors Guild, presented to the director who works well with young actors, actresses, and singers, helping them to perfect their talents," Numbah Two said.

"Here's the envelope, Numbah One. Just delivered by courier," Numbah Five handed Numbah One the brown envelope.

"Yes, thank you Numbah Five. The first recipient of the prestigious award is..." Numbah One paused as he opened the envelope. "Guy Truant!"

Sacha

Guy Truant looked very shocked. Kids were patting him on the back, shoulders, and rubbing his head as he sat there. Then he realized this was for real. He stood up and made his way to the stage and to the podium where two kids dressed in Kids Next Door costumes handed him the plaque and departed. He looked at it for a moment and then put it down.

"Thanks to all of you. This is indeed an unexpected pleasure. I have always wanted to work with young people who are actors, actresses, and singers simply because I felt that all of you deserved to get the chance to show your talents and prove that you do have what it takes to be in this business. All the time and effort I have put in working with some of you have paid off, because you have become great actors, actresses, and singers. I have learned a great deal from you, thank you. I sincerely hope to get the chance to work with those I have not yet met, I know we will learn a great deal from each other. Thank you for this great honor," Guy said, smiling. As the crowd gave him an ovation, I noticed his hand slipping into his pocket and pulling out his cell phone. A moment later he put it back into his pocket.

"This is a perfect moment for me to announce my next project to be starting in the spring. I will have the privilege of working with four great actors on the set of a new movie to be filmed in Arkansas. They are Jake Lloyd, Jonathan Lipsinki, Charlotte Church, David Gallagher, and cameo roles by wrestler Bill Goldberg and Pierce Brosnan, with new music from Aaron Carter, Powersound, Elton John, and Metallica!" he announced delightedly. The crowd reacted very positively to that. I had the feeling we would be involved in that project for sure. I was looking forward to it already.

"Congratulations from all of us at the Kids Next Door," Numbah One said as the noise died down.

"Thank you Numbah One," Guy said.

"On behalf of the Kids Next Door, we hereby confer upon you the Numbah Two hundred, and give you active agent status," Numbah Two announced. The two kids came out and pinned a medallion to his tux jacket, saluted him, and then dashed off the stage as the crowd applauded.

"Thanks guys," Guy said.

"You're so cute!" Numbah Three giggled. That got a round of laughter as Guy blushed. "Thank you Numbah Three," he smiled. "Now let's get the party started!" He waved as he left the stage, the applause ringing through the auditorium.

"Up next is the first ever Kids Next Door rock video, with music from Powersound, Aaron Carter, Jesse McCarthy, and Billy Gilman!" Numbah One announced as Numbah Two pulled a lever in the background.

What followed was a montage of the funniest moments from the Kids Next Door show, with screwups and prop failures to boot. I enjoyed it and so did the crowd. I definitely was having a good time, and so was Neil and Liam. I thought the high point of the evening was when Aaron and Haley came out and sang "Come Rain, Come Shine" together. They really seemed so happy together.

"Five minutes to midnight!" Billy called out. "Grab your noisemakers and get ready to blow the roof off!" That got the crowd excited and ready to go. The big screen made another appearance and this time New York's Times Square was on the screen. The camera focused in on the big red apple and then moments later it started to move. All of us were on our feet and counting down the seconds as the apple dropped. At soon as the clock hit zero, we let out a huge yell that I have no doubt all of Hollywood heard and rang in the New Year. The band played the New Year's song and we all sang along. We finally settled down a few minutes later and then a loud "woooooo!" came from the stage. There was no mistaking that voice. A spotlight lit up Little Richard at the piano.

"Let's get rocking!" he yelled, and started banging on the piano. A moment later kids were dancing on the floor and in the aisles. The party was well under way.

About two in the morning it was decided to head on home. All three of us were tired and we didn't want to miss the football games. We shook hands with Billy, Aaron, Haley, Guy, and a few others as we left. We introduced Liam to guy and a few other people, making sure he was accepted into the circle. I had no doubts he'd be fine.

"Where's the limo?" I asked as we walked out into the parking lot. Our driver saw us and waved to us. We walked over and got in. We were staying at Liam's place for the week, courtesy of Liam's parents.

"Oh man, what a night!" Liam said as he pulled his tie off.

"Sure was a lot of fun," I agreed. Neil nodded. "Those awards were definitely a surprise, and well deserved ones too."

"How do you guys know Guy Truant?" Liam asked. Neil related the first adventure in Arkansas as Liam and I listened.

"Didn't it bother you being there?" Liam asked.

"No. I was comfortable with the whole scene," Neil said. I nodded. "So was I. It's changed a great deal since those early days. A lot of the boys who come there now do so with the intent of running their own lives as they see fit. A number of them start their own businesses and do extremely well, while other just want to get away from the harassment and abuse they've had to live with after coming out gay to friends and family. A lot of them have found a life partner and the peace and security that go with it. Yes, quite a few have gone there simply because they enjoy sex." If I had been paying a lot more attention, I would have seen the smirk on the driver's face. My first clue that something was wrong was when my vision started acting funny. I looked up towards the front and the partition between driver and the passenger compartment was closed. My mind felt sluggish and my body was having a hard time cooperating with my mind.

"Gas attack," I said, finally getting my mouth to work. You would have thought with my mutant healing ability I would shake this off very quickly, but the truth was this was the first time I had encountered a sleep gas and it was very potent if it was affecting me like this. Neil was already passed out and Liam wasn't too far behind. I moved slowly to the car door with the intention of cutting it open. But I saw the black carpet rising rapidly to meet my face and that was the last thing I remembered. Whoever it was got us good.

I woke up slow, a sure sign I was suffering from the effects of the attack. Good news now was that the next time I'd be able to shake off the attack a lot faster. Oh fucking joy. I managed to sit up and look around. I was in some kind of room. It was square, the metal walls smooth and seamless. Great. That meant I would have to find the fucking door with my sense of smell, provided it hadn't been affected. I stumbled around the room, hoping to catch the scent of some kind of oil that they might use on the door hinges or at least a human scent to indicate where the door might be. It took me awhile to find it, but the trace scent of good old Brut got my attention. Now I had an idea where the door was. By that time I was fully awake and in full command of myself. I felt the smile coming. It was time to nail these bastards, and I was going to enjoy it. I popped my claws and went to work. Within ten minutes I was out of there. I stood in the hallway after pushing the door back into place and hoped the people who had us would buy the scam. If not, I was gonna be dancing with them very quickly. There is a time to be very sneaky and a time to flat out fight. This was one of those times I needed to be very sneaky. I had to find Neil and Liam first. I picked a direction and started searching for them.

Neil

My head felt like Big Ben was ringing inside it. I sat up a little too quickly and regretted it instantly. I started to feel better once I had vented my stomach (a very polite way of saying I upchucked). I stood up and looked around the room I was in. Four plain walls. No exit, no entry. No Liam either. Oh shit. Thank you fucking very much, Mr. Murphy. Okay, first order of business is to contact Sacha.

[Yo brother,] I called out.

[Right here, brother of mine. Just need to figure out where you are,] Sacha's thoughts came at me.

[What the fuck?] I asked. Sacha snorted. [Damn good question. Wish I had the time to ask questions, but haven't crossed anyone's path yet.]

[Lucky them,] I sighed.

[Got a line on Liam yet?] Sacha asked. I closed my eyes and pictured Liam in my head. [Working on it now.] I found him moments later. He was in a similar room and alone. Good. Now to "talk" to him and hopefully not scare the crap out of him.

[Liam.] I projected into his mind. He reacted, jumping to his feet. "Who's there?"

[Liam, it's Neil,] I said.

"Your voice, it's inside my head!" Liam exclaimed.

[Yes. Please trust me. I'll explain everything proper once we get out of here. Sacha is looking for us now,] I said. I felt him calm down and relax. "What do they want?"

[I don't know, Liam. They haven't said a thing to me yet,] I said. I could see what thoughts were running through his head. He was going over all of his recent memories to find a possible clue as to why this happened. I saw a flash of two men yelling at each other inside a trailer.

[Liam, concentrate on the memory of those two men arguing inside the trailer,] I said. [It's important.]

"Okay," he said. The memory became clearer and I studied the two men.

"The one on the right sitting in the chair was the director. The other man was a special effects guy, something to do with explosives. He was fired because he went a little too far trying to push a scene in which the Count Olaf tries to blow up something with our characters inside it. The director decided against it saying it would be too costly," Liam said as the memory solidified.

[Sacha. Possible explosive booby traps,] I called out a warning.

[Bastards,] Sacha growled. [Thanks for the warning.]

"I had heard he had been an explosives expert in some place called Vietnam," Liam said. That got my attention very quickly. Dad might know this guy, or know of someone who knew him. I filed the information away for later reference.

[Are you hurt?] I asked Liam.

"Other than an upset stomach, no. My head still feels funny," Liam reported. I nodded. [Okay. That's probably a side effect of the gas they used on us,] I said.

[I couldn't smell the fucking thing,] Sacha growled. Liam sighed. "From what I remember from my science classes, most gases don't have an odor, but there are a few that do. Can't remember what they are at the moment. Head hurts too much." I nodded. [You're right about that. This one was just a basic sleep gas, except this one was a bit more potent than usual.]

[I wanna discuss that with the asshole,] Sacha growled. Liam laughed out loud and I relaxed a little, knowing he would be okay now. I looked around my own room and studied the walls and tried to figure out where the door was. Just as I found the door, Liam gasped.

"There's something metal coming through a wall!" he cried.

[Relax Liam, just me. I'll have you out of there in a moment,] Sacha said.

"You found a saw that cuts through metal?" Liam asked. I felt Sacha hesitate.

[Not exactly. Like Neil said, we'll explain everything later. For now we just need to get the hell out of dodge,] Sacha said, using one of Dad's favorite expressions.

[I'll be out in a moment,] I said.

[Good. Liam and I will find you as soon as I get him out. Just be careful,] Sacha said as I manipulated the door's handle. It swung open effortlessly and I peeked out into the hall. I stepped out and then closed my eyes, relaxing and throwing things and questions into a mental filing cabinet in my head to clear my mind. I searched for mental thought patters and found only Sacha and Liam. That surprised me. I thought the bad guys would have hung around to talk to us once we woke up. I checked my watch. It was now eleven in the morning, New Year's Day. I turned in the direction of Sacha and Liam and set off.

Sacha

I stuck my head inside the hole I created with my claws and grinned at Liam. "Anybody call a locksmith?" I cracked. Liam actually laughed at the joke. Good. That meant he was starting to relax a little. He walked over to the hole and I helped him out.

"Not the best cutting job but it works," I said. "Now we find Neil." I must have improved a lot between waking up and getting Liam out of his room because I heard footsteps behind me. I spun around and popped my claws out just as Neil came around the corner. I heard Liam behind me gasp in shock.

"Love you too brother," Neil said with a smile. I pulled my claws back in and shook my head. "That little scare you gave me blew the last of the gas from my system, thanks to the adrenaline rush you gave me." Neil nodded. "Good. That means you'll be at peak performance while we get out of here. Nobody's here in the building, by the way."

"You sure?" Liam asked. "If I were the bad guy, I'd be hanging around until we woke up and give you guys the nasty boy speech where I tell you I am God and you are nothing and people will do what I tell them and so on." Neil and I laughed out loud at what he said. He simply stated what Neil and I had been wondering. Liam stretched and sighed.

"So, how do we get out of here?" he asked. I smiled. "Very carefully."

I won't bother you with the details of how we got out. Our first surprise was finding ourselves in the middle of a snowy forest. Neil looked around for a moment and then closed his eyes. I knew he was searching for people. I turned and went back inside, thinking I'd find some thick jackets or blankets to wrap around us when we walked through the snow.

"Got something," Neil announced a moment later. Liam and I looked at him as he grinned.

"Place called Camp Green Pines. Dad has a friend there, guy named Tom Jeffers, remember?" Neil prodded my memory. I grinned. I did remember the guy from Dad's last birthday party. I had read about him in the logbook when Dad and Neil teamed up to protect Jonathan Lipnicki.

"I do remember the guy. Got his number in your cell?" I asked. Neil patted his pockets and came up with his cell. I shook my head at the sloppiness of the tango who nabbed us. Stupid fool. Neil punched the buttons while I searched the office for a map of the area.

"Tom Jeffers? This is Neil of Samurai Inc. calling," I heard Neil say a moment later, having reached the guy. Liam stood next to me as I looked at the map for the exact location of the camp. Finding it, I marked it with a blue pushpin and then started going in circles around the map to try and find any marked buildings, roads, or landmarks. I was pissed at not having a GPS on me at the moment. Liam was poking around inside the office and then went into the room next door. I could hear him opening drawers and cabinets until I heard the sharp intake of breath. I spun away from the map and found him in the doorway with something in his hand.

"I found this. The box said it was something called GPS. Will it help?" Liam asked me.

"Do grizzly bears fuck?" I cracked as I took it from him. Liam looked puzzled at me.

"Never mind," I sighed. I turned it on and nothing happened. I flipped it over and opened the battery compartment. It was empty. Shit, piss, and fuck. Mr. Fucking Murphy was gonna make this hard on us.

"We need to find batteries?" Liam asked.

"Double A batteries," I said. "Eight of them." Liam, Neil, and I started searching rooms, leapfrogging ahead of each other, Neil keeping tabs on us with his abilities until we heard Liam yell. Both of us ran into the room he was in and skidded to a top. There in front of us was a pile of snow ski gear. Liam had found gold, the mother lode, the jackpot, and the treasure chest all rolled into one.

"Great find, Liam!" I grinned. "Now we can get the hell out of here." Digging through the gear we found the batteries we needed and I headed back to the room where I had found the map. Minutes later I knew exactly were we were.

"Two miles above Green Pines?" Neil asked as he stood in the room looking at the map and my markings.

"Yeah. Make travel down the hill easy for us," I said. Neil smiled. "Good. The sooner we get out of here the better." I had to agree there.

As it turned out Liam knew how to snow ski, another lucky break for us. Dad had made it mandatory for all Samurai Inc. members to learn how to snow ski and everything that could go with it, including going past targets on the range and shooting a perfect score into the targets while moving. Between all of us, we shot more ammo than the military ever did according to Dad, and second behind the legendary Richard Marcinko (he is very real, being a retired Navy Seal captain with thirty years under his belt. He currently writes the Navy Seal team books that he is famous for. This gentleman has my complete respect) on a daily basis as part of our training regimen. I was hoping there would be weapons here as well, but there wasn't any to be found. Just as well. Who needs weapons when you have your personal ones at hand? Mine never fail to do the job when needed.

We suited up and moved out, and none too soon. As we moved off into the trees, Neil looked back at me and flashed the "enemy present" signal. I dug my poles into the snow and turned around in a 180-degree turn, skiing backwards. Now I could see movement at the building and knew the bad guy was here. Well the fucker was too late to stop us and there wasn't fuck all he could do now. I turned around in another 180-degree turn and facing forward, started moving. Then the bastard had the fucking nerve to shoot at me. I heard the soft pop of the rifle going off and ducked quickly. The bullet hit the tree with a loud "thwack" sound, convincing me that it was time to really get the hell out of there.

[You okay?] Neil asked.

[Just fine. Keep moving. Fucker can't hit us now. Too far out of range,] I said. Mr. Murphy decided now was a good time to yank our balls hard. I heard the sound of a snowmobile start up. I stopped at a pine tree long enough to smack my head against it a few times, teaching myself to never second guess the bad guys again. I dug in hard and raced down the mountain after Liam and Neil. The race was on for sure now.

Neil

I watched Sacha bang his head against the pine tree a few times, wondering why. The answer became obvious a moment later when a snowmobile came blasting into sight. Oh fuck. Damn Mr. Murphy did it again. Liam didn't hesitate to stop and look. He shifted into a racer's crouch and started racing down the hill. I copied his actions and followed him down the hill, using my abilities to dial the cell phone after making sure the earpiece was secure in my right ear.

"Tom Jeffers," came back at me.

"It's Neil sir," I replied. "Bad guys chasing us now, arrived on site just as we were leaving. They have snowmobiles and guns. We are two miles above big Bear highway. Once we get to the highway, a mile from Camp Green Pines."

"Exact coordinates," he snapped. I gave them and hear the sound of brakes being applied roughly. Jeffers was out on the road, looking for us.

"I'll be at the road waiting to exfil you guys. I got Pops riding shotgun with me, he'll deal with the tangos if needed," he said. I looked up to see Sacha waiting by the base of a large tree. He kicked it hard and the tree began to fall. I realized what he'd done.

"Sacha just chopped a big tree down to use it as a roadblock on these guys. Hopefully it will get them," I said as I raced under the falling tree. It landed with a thump and Sacha quickly joined me. I gave him a quick thumbs up and followed him down the mountain.

"We just passed the half mile mark, got another mile and a half to go," I reported. I heard a loud noise and looked behind me to see a snowmobile go to pieces against the tree, the two riders flying in different directions.

"One snowmobile down, three more behind us," I reported.

"Stay in the trees if you can," Jeffers commanded. "That will make it hard for them to shoot."

[Liam, Sacha, stay inside the trees if you can. That should give the shooters a hard time,] I pathed. I saw Liam raise his right hand and react, along with Sacha. I moved into the trees and watched Sacha do a 180-degree turn and ski backwards, reaching out to leave a ski pole stuck in the branches of two pine trees, creating a deadly trap. I couldn't avoid it, so I laid back and zipped underneath it. The driver and passenger of the snowmobile behind us wasn't so lucky. They went flying and the snowmobile exploded after impacting a very large tree. Number two down, two left.

"Two left," I reported. Jeffers chuckled. "Good. Tell us later."

"Deal. One mile mark," I said. "Liam is first, Sacha second, and I am last."

"Good. We have taken up position and are ready for your arrival," Jeffers said. Hearing that made me feel better. Something was going right. I felt the four tangos behind me split up, one to the right and one to the left.

"Big Bear police at our location, ready to assist," Jeffers said.

"Good. One pair went left and the other went right. They are waiting for us to come out of the tree line," I reported. I watched Sacha break out of the tree line and go wide to the left using his claws to chop down smaller trees, dropping them in the path of the left pair of tangos. Sacha did another turn around, placing his last ski pole across another pair of trees. He back flipped and did a nice turn around in mid air, landing on his skis and going fast once more. Sacha as you may know by now has approximately two hundred pounds of adamatium metal bonded to his skeleton courtesy of the Professor, one of Samurai Inc.'s biggest enemies, and is therefore a heavy fucker, had trained in gymnastics for months to do back flips, front flips, and any kind of moves one does in gymnastics. He might not win the Olympic gymnastic events, but he does them very well.

The snowmobile following him suddenly found his ski pole. Ouch. The snowmobile kept going without the windshield and passengers. Said passengers were currently flying in mid air with out any assistance. What goes up eventually comes down, and they definitely came down the very hard way. We later learned they would be spending months in traction in the hospital ward of the prison they were sentenced to. I flashed thumbs up to Sacha and he grinned. I faced forward and realized we were coming up to the road.

[Liam, go straight to the Hummer you'll see once you hit the road. Sacha is right behind you. I'm gonna give these remaining guys a big surprise,] I pathed. Liam raised his right hand as I had told him to do if and when he "heard" me. Then suddenly we were out of the tree line and coming up to the road. I watched Liam leap off a snowbank, kicking his snow skis off and landing on his feet, running the last few steps to the Hummer. Sacha and I did the same, but I stayed out of the Hummer. The snowmobile following us crashed on the road right behind the Hummer and I created my deranged wolf illusion. Oh my God did it ever work. The two tangos stood up after getting free of the snowmobile, took one look at the deranged wolf standing upright on it's hind legs, dropped their guns, shit and pissed their pants, and then passed out.

"Fucking awesome!" Liam yelled. "I love it!" Jeffers had to laugh as the cops started to applaud. I turned around and faced the hill, using my powers to round up the other six and bring them down the hill. They snarled at us when I dropped them in front of the cops. Liam smiled and pointed to a spot over their shoulders. The deranged wolf came back for an encore performance. All six turned white and did the same thing as their companions on the ground did.

"Thanks kid," the police lieutenant said. "That makes it easy for us to cuff them and stuff them." We all laughed at the joke. Liam got into the Hummer first, followed by Sacha and then me. Jeffers would contact a pilot buddy of his and get us flown back to LA in the morning. Fine by us, we were tired from the day's action.

Sacha

I emerged from the shower feeling very clean once again. As I pulled on the shorts Jeffers had loaned me, I saw the bedroom door close out of the corner of my left eye. I knew it was Liam from the scent he left at the doorway. I smiled to myself, knowing that some fun could be had if I played the scene just right. I'd have to tell Neil. As Neil passed me in the hall, I whispered into his ear for a moment and he nodded. He went into the bedroom and straight into the shower. A few minutes later I saw Liam slip down the hall. I knew where he was going.

[Showtime, dear brother. He's in place,] I pathed to Neil.

[Got it,] Neil pathed back, and then broke the connection. I turned my attention back to the living room of the main house where we were currently in. Jeffers had his own cabin when the camp was in operations and the staff there, but at the moment the camp was closed for the holidays and Jeffers took up residence in the main house. I ambled into the living room and accepted a cup of hot chocolate and the aroma of cigars reached my nose. I followed it to the humidifier and pulled one out. Oh yeah, a genuine Havana Cuban. I smiled as I lit it carefully. My mutant ability is an accelerated healing ability. My body can heal it's self of any germ, poison, injury, or drug. As we all know, nicotine is a destructive drug if used on a daily basis, resulting in cancer or worse years later down the road, but having a rapid healing ability, my body can erase the damage very quickly. So I can smoke and drink knowing it will never hurt me. The cigars are a once in a great while thing, never really getting into them and I have the occasional drink, having learned my lesson about getting shitfaced (did the time I went and rescued Micah Kanters Samurai 16). I looked up to see Liam slip back into the living room area a minute later.

[Gave him the full monty,] Neil pathed. I smiled. [Good. Let's get him home first before we make our move.]

[Good idea,] Neil agreed. We settled down on the couches and relaxed. Tom Jeffers was in the kitchen making a big pot of chili. Liam finally noticed I was smoking a cigar.

"You smoke?" he asked.

"Every now and then," I replied. "My mutant talent lets me do it safely." Liam blinked "Mutant talent?" he asked, providing me with the opening I needed.

"Yeah, mutant talent. My body can heal it's self much more rapidly than usual," I said, picking up a small knife off the cutting board where we had been cutting slices of cheese and sausage. I sat down next to him and cut a line in my forearm, causing the wound to bleed rapidly. A moment later the wound vanished, leaving no scars behind. Liam's eyes got bigger than dinner plates.

"That's not all, either. There was a very evil dude calling himself the Professor. He grabbed me off the streets of Kiev in Russia. He... he decided it would be fun to mess around with me," I said, the memories coming back to me. I felt Neil's arms go around me and I drew strength from that.

"He strapped me down to a table and somehow managed to get a super strong metal called adamatium bonded to my skeleton. In addition to that, he implanted these into my arms," I said, popping my claws out. "They stay inside my forearms and then come out of my hands when I need them." Liam turned pale at the sight of the six razor sharp claws. I retracted them a moment later and sighed.

"David Logan found me while on a mission in Russia. Neil saved my life by getting inside my head and fixing a few things. The Russians decided that David Logan should adopt me and take me home with him. Since then my life has gotten better, learning so much about myself and what it is I can do, but most of all knowing that I have been accepted for who and what I am. Dad wouldn't care if I was normal or mutant, he's proven to me he loves me and so have my three brothers. My life is nearly normal," I said, sitting back and gently squeezing Neil's hand.

"Why would someone do that to you?" Liam asked softly. I sipped my drink and thought for a moment. "I don't have a clear answer, Liam. God only knows what the Professor had in mind. Fortunately he doesn't have all of his research on what he did to me anymore. My brother Shiro uploaded the entire contents of his computers to English Secret Service just before we blew up his base. One of these days I will ask him why if I ever meet him again." Liam nodded. "I hope you get even with him." I thought about that. For the longest time I had entertained thoughts of killing the man but as time passed those thought had come less and less, to be replaced with thoughts of how best to use the abilities to help those in need. I know Zeus would tell me that I was changing my thinking about myself and he is right. I decided to call him first chance I got when I got home.

"You said Neil got into your head and fixed things. How did he do that? I heard his voice in my head. How did he do that?" Liam asked. I looked over at Neil. "That's your department, brother." Neil laughed out loud. "I am what people would call telepathic. I project my thoughts into people's heads, and find out what they are thinking. The only reason I went into your head because it was the easiest way for me to tell you things. I give you my word of honor, I will never invade your private thoughts without your permission." Liam nodded to that. "I trust you." I watched as Liam dropped his arm down on the couch's armrest, only to discover it wasn't there. The look on his face when he discovered he was floating two feet above the couch was priceless.

"You're telekinetic," he gasped. Neil grinned as he put Liam down. "Very good."

"I saw something about all of this on the Discovery channel sometime ago," Liam said. "It was so interesting to watch people bend spoons and so on."

"I'm much more powerful than that," Neil said. "There are different levels of power, and my abilities seem to be without limits." Liam shook his head in amazement. "You guys certainly are unique. Now I know why you guys were so highly recommended."

"Thanks," I said. "There's a lot of others who will agree with you." Tom then called us into the dining room for dinner, and then after that we called it a night. We were tired from the day's events.

Neil

We flew back into LA midmorning. Navy Seal friends escorted us back to Liam's house and did a room check before letting us in. Liam went to the phone and called his parents first thing while Sacha and I talked to a police detective. Turned out he was a retired Seal and knew Dad.

"The guy that the director fired from the movie had it all planned out. He wanted to blow up the building with all three of you inside. Fool made one mistake, and that was not knowing about your special talents," he grinned.

"Always bet on Samurai Inc. coming to the rescue," I said. Jackie nodded. "Your dad was a hell of a guy. He took his job seriously, and he never failed to help somebody in need. Too bad the current Navy brass can't understand that," Jackie said. Liam walked into the living room and handed Sacha the phone. Sacha took it and went to the far corner of the room and started talking.

"I take it the rat is going up on attempted murder charges?" I said. Jackie grinned. "From what the chief of police in Big Bear says, the case against him will be so easy. The dude keeps screaming about deranged wolves attacking him." Liam grinned as I broke out in laughter. Jackie grinned as well.

"Gee, I wonder why," Liam said with a straight face. All three of us broke up in laughter once more.

"Well, I'll get out of here and leave you kids alone. Take care," he said as he left. Now we had the house to ourselves. I turned as Sacha hung up the phone.

"Everything cool?" I asked. Sacha nodded. "Yup. The Aikens decided it was better to reschedule the PR shows for another day once all that business is done with. The studios agreed and so did Jim Carrey. He wants to hire us to protect Liam for when the trial starts." I yawned as I sat down. "Good deal. We can do that."

"Why don't I give you guys the tour?" Liam said.

"Cool. We can dump our bags into the bedroom later," Sacha said. As houses go this one was pretty much typical. The hot tub and the playroom (not that kind of playroom guys) were extras and the game systems were certainly up to date. Liam even had a few games we didn't have back home yet.

"Why don't I run our bags upstairs to the guest room before we start running a game marathon?" I suggested.

"How about jumping into the Jacuzzi first? I'm in the mood for a little relaxation first," Liam said. If ever there was a perfect opportunity that was it. I turned and floated the luggage upstairs as Sacha opened one of the ops laptops we had and booted it up, starting an after action report. I felt Liam come up the stairs behind me and knew that Liam had taken the bait. I grinned. I did a slow strip and the stretched out on the bed. I took my six inches in hand and started stroking myself off. I felt Sacha come up behind Liam.

"Oh yes," I groaned as I shot off. I looked down in time to see Liam shoot a respectable load himself.

"Nice cock," I said. Liam leapt straight up banging his head against the bottom of Sacha's chin as I sat up on the bed. Sacha stumbled backwards in surprise, not expecting him to do that. Liam stood there looking like a deer having got caught in headlights.

"Are you okay?" I asked him. Liam rubbed the top of his head. "I'll live. How did you guys know?" I led Liam into the room as Neil wiped himself off with a t-shirt.

"Easy. It was obvious from the looks you were giving us. Sacha saw you watching me and I saw you watching Sacha. I didn't have to go inside your head to figure it out," Neil said. Liam sighed. "I've wondered if I was nuts for wanting to look at another guy."

"Happens to all of us guys. We're curious about what the other guy has in his pants. Nothing unusual about that," Sacha said.

"So you don't think I'm nuts," Liam said.

"Hell no," I said. "I have an idea if you're game. Let's hit the Jacuzzi naked and talk." Liam smiled. "Count me in." Sacha stood up and stripped down naked as Liam watched. Then he did it and he certainly had a nice body to look at. We headed down after Liam grabbed three towels from the bathroom. The Jacuzzi by then was at the right temperature and we slid in. I sighed as I closed his eyes.

"This feels good," Sacha commented.

"This feels great!" Liam laughed. "I've been in here naked a few times on my own, but never with anyone else. Don't think I'll forget this!" I smiled. "Happens all the time back home. All of us guys on the team are real comfortable doing it."

"Sure, because it's around family and not strangers or clients," Liam remarked. Oh how little did he know! But I wasn't about to blow client confidentiality and a half dozen team rules in the process. One day he'll find out. For now all he knew was just the three of us together.

"Um, do you guys mind if I ask something?" Liam asked a moment later. I nodded. "Sure. We'll give you the honest truth."

"Are you guys gay?" Liam asked, blushing slightly. I nodded. "Yes we are. Sacha and I are a couple and have been long before we became brothers. We're out to our brothers and our Dad, but nobody else. We know for sure people wouldn't understand."

"Wow, that's cool. Gives a whole new meaning to brotherly love," Liam commented as he shifted on the seat.

"That it does. We wouldn't have it any other way," I said. I had the feeling Liam wanted to ask something else. I looked at Sacha and he gave me a slight nod. We had just agreed to play with Liam.

"Both of us from time to time like to play a little," I began cautiously. "Both of us have three simple rules."

"What are they?" Liam asked.

"No means no, do only what the other guy is comfortable with, and always use protection," I said. Liam thought about that for a moment. "Damn good rules. So what do we do first?" I smiled. Playtime had just started.

Sacha

It was decided to go up to Liam's room so he would be more comfortable in a familiar environment. Neil closed the door as Liam led me to the bed. I liked the way his cheeks moved when he walked. Big turn on for me. Liam sat on the bed and reached for my cock, taking it in his right hand. He stroked it for a moment and then carefully rolled my foreskin back. I know he was impressed with it and then he asked the most obvious question, why I had mine and he didn't have his. Neil answered it.

"It's different in countries, Liam. Doctors here in America say it's a good thing to do, but a majority of European countries don't, saying there is no medical reason for doing it. They are right, too. My parents had to fight the doctors in order for me to keep mine. I've read and watched many a debate over it and people say it should be the boy's choice to keep it or not. American doctors tend to be so stubborn over the issue. Fortunately for us we have a great doctor who not only listens to us, but also presents both sides of the issue fairly when discussing something with us. Since he knows that Sacha and I are a couple, he watches over us carefully and tests us every six months," Neil said. I got on the bed next to Liam as he had let go of me while listening to Neil.

"That's cool. Mine's all right, I guess. He does what he should," Liam said. I sighed. "That's a piss poor attitude for a doctor to have."

"My folks aren't happy about it but they really haven't had the time to go looking for another one. I wish they would," Liam sighed as I started exploring his body. Liam closed his eyes and sighed as Neil stretched out on his right side. Both of us began giving him the full pleasure treatment. He definitely responded well to it!

Our heads came together and we kissed. If I didn't know better I'd say that was his first kiss, but it wasn't as he later related to us. Turns out he'd done a few kissing scenes in the past and he could do it very well. Neil moved down a little and began licking and sucking on Liam's right nipple. Liam groaned into my mouth as he felt Neil's tongue working his right nipple.

"That so hot," he moaned as we came up for air. I went down to his left one and started do it while Neil took his turn kissing Liam. He was hot. He was eager for it. Neil came back down to his right one and started back in on it. We heard his moans of pleasure and felt him moving underneath us. He was truly enjoying himself, and so was I.

"Feels so good," Liam moaned out loud. I grinned. "Gets even better in a minute." Liam closed his eyes and sighed as he felt Neil's hand gently cup his teen balls and fondle them. I reached down and took his cock in hand and stroked him up hard. Neil by now had left Liam's nipple and was working his way down the slim teen's body. I wasn't too far behind myself.

"So... good... don't stop," Liam groaned. I wasn't going to stop. I was enjoying this way too much. Liam's cock stood up proudly, the little fringe of pubic hair around the base of his cock so soft and fine. I moved the tip of my tongue through his pubic hair and he groaned in ecstasy. He was enjoying the pleasures we were giving him. Neil and I competed for control of Liam's cock using our tongues on it. Liam was tensing up and I knew it wouldn't be too long before he blew.

"I'm cumming!" he gasped and then suddenly his load was flying everywhere. He blew several great shots onto our faces and into our hair. He shivered as Neil continued to lightly brush his fingertips across Liam's body, making the teen boy react. Finally we let him settle down as Neil and I turned our attention to each other.

"Make love to me brother," Neil whispered to me.

"Be my pleasure," I said. Liam watched with interest as I prepped Neil, lubricating and stretching his gate for m big cock. Neil rolled onto his back and Liam changed positions so he could watch me get inside Neil.

"Wow," he exclaimed as I got the head of my cock inside Neil. "You're really fucking him, man!"

"We prefer to say making love, Liam. What we have between us is really special," Neil sighed as I pressed home inside of him. I looked down at Neil and gave him a slight nod. He knew what I had just said.

"Liam, if you want, you can try it with one of us. Please use a condom when you do. We'll show you how to use one," Neil said as I began making love to him. Liam nodded as he watched us. He lay down on his torso and watched my cock pistoning in and out of Neil. Before I knew it I was cumming deep inside Neil. Neil smiled and sighed in satisfaction.

"Thanks lover," Neil said as he kissed me. We changed places and I took Neil deep inside of me. I have to tell you there is something about having your lover deep inside of you and the feelings are just so incredible. There is nothing that can top that. Ever.

The three of us relaxed after Neil had his orgasm deep inside of me. Liam was pulling on his cock slowly and in a lazy manner. I could tell he was thinking about something. I hoped he wasn't having second thoughts about what we had done.

"Are you okay?" I asked him. Liam looked up. "I'm okay. I'm just realizing that I could have had so much fun with myself and other boys if I hadn't been so scared to try it."

"Still have to be careful, though. I mean that. The wrong guy could literally ruin your life," I said.

"In terms of telling other people as well as catching something dangerous from him," Liam said.

"You got it," Neil nodded. Liam nodded. "I will be careful. I've been in the acting business long enough to know if someone's giving me an act or if they are truly serious."

"Just use your instincts and listen to them and you'll be fine," I said.

"Cool. You guys hungry? Would give me time to work out something in my head," Liam said. "I could cook up something." Neil and I beat him to the kitchen.

Neil

Liam surprised us by being an excellent chef. The roast chicken definitely got our blessings as well as the other stuff he served up.

"Neil, what do you consider to be the most important thing in your life?" Liam asked as we dragged our asses back up to his room.

"Food and sex," I replied much to Liam's amusement. Sacha sighed as he stretched out on Liam's bed once more. "He's got it bad on the brain. Not a pretty sight." The three of us laughed at the humor and then relaxed. Liam seemed to come to a decision and turned to me.

"Neil, can I do it to you?" he asked. I nodded. "Sure. Just follow Sacha's directions." Sacha had gone into his bag and brought out three short ropes. Liam looked puzzled at them as I grinned.

"Neil sometimes likes to be tied up hand and foot while getting fucked," Sacha explained. "He likes a bit of kink." Liam blinked. "Okay, I think." I held out my wrists to Liam while Sacha told him how to tie them together while he bound my ankles together. I rolled onto my back and brought my feet up and put my hands to them. Sacha told him how to use the third rope to tie my hands and feet together. That opened me up considerably. I felt Liam's fingers enter me when he started to lubricate and stretch me out, following Sacha's directions. I shivered and moaned as his fingers turned and twisted inside of me. That was making me feel really good. Liam withdrew his fingers and moved up in place. He pushed my hands and feet back towards my head a little as he moved into place. I could feel the head of his cock at my gate.

"Go slow and easy. Neil knows what to do," Sacha coached Liam. I felt Liam gently push on my KY slicked gate and I pushed down a bit. The head of his cock popped in real easy. I moaned in pleasure.

"Push your cock in slowly until you get stopped," Sacha instructed Liam. I felt his hips press up against my ass a moment later. He relaxed for a moment and then he started the fucking, following Sacha's instructions until instinct took over and Liam was really doing it. Sacha sat next to my head and kissed me as Liam pounded my ass with his cock. I could feel it moving in and out of me, the rubber encased cock feeling good to me. I could hear Liam crying out in passion, as he got closer to his impending orgasm. Then suddenly he pressed himself against my ass and shook for a moment or two. I knew he just had his orgasm.

"I just came," he sighed. "God it felt so damn good." Sacha untied me and the three of us went into the shower and got cleaned up. Getting into bed, I spooned in behind Sacha as Liam spooned in behind me. I was looking forward to tomorrow morning's fun.

End episode 28. Next episode, Taj Tyler, the son of Steven Tyler of Areosmith fame guest stars! Stay tuned!