Disclaimer: ok as much as we all wish this was true it isnt. This is FICTION. absolutely not true. in a word, no. ok then we'll let u read. all comments, questions, suggestions..hatemail..welcome and greatly appreciated. write to ajsaysyourefired@yahoo.com put 6bsb on subject line so it wont be deleted. this is from justin timberlakes point of view. it is a bsb/nsync fanfic.
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I wonder why the world is so shallow. Don't you? I mean, a hundred years ago you like a person for who he is, not how much money he has or how he looks. Or even, his sexuality. The world nowadays is so pathetic it make me sick. But what am I gong to do about it? That's right-nothing. After all, I'm just one guy. So what am I going to do about it? Well..
It's not what I did about it. It's what my bestest friend in the whole world, Brian Littrell, did about it. And that's what this amazing tale is about.
For starters, lets say we get properly introduced, shall we? My name is Justin Randall Timberlake. Didn't expect that, did you? Well I don't blame you. I mean, with all the boy band rivalry and such. But..well, that's just the way it goes. I'm Justin Timberlake. I'm twenty one, and the last year and a half has been hell for me. In a way, it's all Brian's fault, but that's a bit short-sighted. In an ironic sense it's his fault, but I'm glad he came out 1 1/2 years ago. I didn't really know him personally then.
Okay, it's a bit confusing how it's his fault. Here's the deal. In September of 2000, he announced he'd broken up with his fiancee, Leighanne (what kind of name is that anyway) Wallace. That was early September. Late September, he told the world he was gay.
Too much? Okay. But that's how it went. Then his best friend (or one of them anyway) Nick Carter came out. They're both Backstreet Boys. I was from 'N Sync. But that's (the) long story. It was October, 2000....
"You guys!" Chris Kirkpatric, fellow 'nsync member, ran into the hotel room I shared with JC Chasez (nsync also). "You'll never guess what!"
"Okay..." I said. "Hmm..you looked in the mirror and finally found out how truly ugly you are?"
"Nope. Not yet." he said, humoring me.
"What?" JC asked.
"Two of the Backstreet Boys are gay!!"
Silence.
"Which two?" I asked, playing a video game.
"What does it matter?" he asked, giving me a funny look.
"I was just curious is all." I rolled my eyes.
" Um, the blonde one and the short brunette with blonde streaks."
"Oh. Nick and Brian?"
He shrugged. "Sounds about right."
"Do you know what this means?" Lance Bass, (nsync also) said, coming into the room.
"It means...they like guys." I said, preoccupied with my video game.
They ignored me. (Humph.) "This means..no one will like them anymore and we'll be #1!" Lance yelled excitedly.
"Unless.." I said.
Now they pay attention to me. "Well?" JC said.
"Unless they still tie with us. Cause most girls won't give a rat's ass if theyr'e gay." I explained. "And a whole bunch of gay guys will like them. Cause now they'd have a sliver of a chance, whereas a month ago they would have had none, cause they thought they were straight."
Silence. "Well, we'll hope for the best." Jc said. "Not that they go down, but.."
"We go up." Lance nodded.
"Not necessarily. I meant, like, may the best group stay on top." he explained.
"Don't we have to meet with them next week or something?" Joey Fatone (nsync-don't worry, he's the last member) came in. "Some magazine wants to do a joint interview and photoshoot with them?" he wrinkled his nose.
"Yeah, but it was scheduled, like, two months ago, before they came out." Jc said.
"Ew. I'm not sitting by the two queers." Lance said.
"Oh grow up." I said. "There's nothing wrong with being gay. It's not like they'll try to kiss you or anything. I mean..who'd want to?"
" Oh shut up." he said.
I laughed. "Seriously though. And we won't be able to choose where we sit. They'll place us."
"So we can trade." he insisted. "You can sit by 'em."
I shrugged. "Fine."
"Ew!" Chris wrinkled his nose.
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