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Hole Slam
I've been unemployed for a while now, and I've just about run out of ways to beat off. My fuck buddy's been out of town for over a week now, and I toss and turn at night, with my asshole twitching for some dick.
All my friends work during the day, so I'm left hanging around the apartment with not much to do.
I'm a tall guy, about 6'3", 180 pounds, 28, with short brown hair, and a smooth body. I'm real straight acting, and nobody would guess that I take it up the ass. My buddy is just as inconspicuous. When we're alone, however, I'm just a man who wants to be bred. And he breeds me alright. No fuckin' foreplay, either. I show up at his place, get naked, and beg him to fuck me. He'll just lube up his naked 8" cock, bend me over, and fuck the livin' shit out of me. I'm no wuss; I take his sperm every time.
Usually, when I'm alone, I get off by sliding a dildo up my ass and playing fag bottom to some dude on a sex line. The more they curse, the more I get off. I'll kneel down and slip that rubber dick inside me, until soon, it's deep within my guts. Then I'll bounce and bounce until I shoot my wad.
Yesterday, though, I wanted to try something different. I had just gotten this GIF off the internet, showing a hot smooth body dude wearing only a cool motorcycle helmet. He was on his knees and elbows, and another guy was fucking his ass with an incredibly huge black dildo. It turned me on so much I had to try and do something like it.
I scoured the house for some kind of apparatus to accomplish my goal. The fatter of the two dildos I have was designed to attatch to a basketball-type device, so you can bounce on it. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the ball. But I remembered that the dildo has a hole in the bottom. I went to the closet and got my mop. Sure enough, the dildo fit right onto the end!
Now I had to figure out how to hold the contraption steady. I put the mop between the matress, but it was to low for me. I have a chest next to my bed, about the same height as the bed, and I arranged a couple of heavy boxes on top of it. I put the mop between the two boxes, and luckily, it seemed pretty sturdy.
So now, there's this dildo sticking out over my bed. Ooooh, looks good. I wanted to get into a nice groove, so I put on a Grateful Dead tape, took a few heavy hits off my bong, and went into the bedroom.
I lubed up the rubber cock with lots of KY. I wanted a real greasy fuck. I got on my knees, bent over, and backed into the dildo.
The head is the toughest thing about this fuckstick. It's really fat. Once it goes in, it's tough getting it out (what a shame!). I stuck the head in and squeezed with my ass muscles. Soon I was ready to back into it. The dick impaled my ass as I lowered myself to my elbows.
It was at the perfect height. I fucked myself to the tunes, slamming deep inside me when the cymbals hit, grooving slow on the cock when the songs got slow. Man, what a queer I am, I told myself. Who else would fuck themselves like this? What would my buddies think if they saw me grinding my ass on a dildo?
Who fuckin' cares. I was porkin' my hungry hole with a greasy dildo, and I was gettin' off big time. I did myself for the whole time the tape played. A fuckin' hour and a half of groovin' on a fake dick. Nice slow greasy fuckin'. I was sweating like crazy.
This was the best fake fuck I've ever had. I could jerk off with either hand, I could spread both my cheeks and then stick it in deeper, I could pull off to just the head and slam it back in. Perfect.
I went in for the finale. I slammed the dick inside my guts while counting to ten. "Yeah, I can take it..." I told myself as I fucked myself another ten times, deep, hard and fast. After a couple of these ass rammings, I shot my load all over the bed, still fucking myself crazy and hard.
A few minutes later, I shit the dick out of me, and it was amazingly clean after all that deep intestine fucking. I rolled over and fell asleep, wishing that I had a real greasy dick up my ass.