This is a story involving light to moderate scat play between two adult males. All characters are over the age of eighteen. If this isn't your sort of thing or it is illegal for you to view it, please leave now. This story is entirely fictitious, and any resemblance to actual individuals is coincidental.
Straight Lad's Shit
Chapter 9
He did come round one day the next week, when he had a few days' break between exams. They were going alright, he said, but he was looking forward to finishing them and getting his life back. He was really gassy that day, and he clenched his bum as we both stripped naked. I lay down on the floor and he knelt down with his bottom right in my face and my nose in his crack. Momentarily I wanted nothing more than to lick his sweet arse, and I wondered how he'd react if I started doing just that. Then his hole rippled and he blasted a massive fart right in my face. The smell was tremendous. He knelt down further until his hole was touching my nose and did it again, and yet again. He began talking; real dirt, telling me how he needed a shit and he was going to curl it out all over my face; ordering me to lie still until he'd finished. All I could do was whimper and promise to take it all, and sniff deeply as he farted yet again. Then he knelt up a bit, and I contemplated his hairy crack and his puckering hole, and what was about to happen...
`Get ready ... ready for my shit ... oh fucking hell!'
He farted gassily yet again as his turd pushed his hole open, and he held it there for a space and bid me raise my head so my face was between his cheeks and sniff his turtle's head as it jutted from him. It smelled amazing; all harsh and bitter and really nasty. Then I lay back down and watched intently as it began to slide from his hole. It was thick and smooth, with lots of tiny cracks; all dull and greasy on its dark surface. It touched down, hot and heavy, and curled around on my face like a fat, heavy snake. The smell overpowered me as it slithered across my nose. He sighed as it passed through his pulsing hole. Then he pinched it off and the end dropped hard on my skin. He knelt up a little and looked round.
`That good? Yeah? Like me shitting on your face like this, don't you. You want more?'
I whimpered and held up my thumb, and he knelt back again and pushed out another fat sausage that curled over my nose and nearly came up to my eyes. It was hot and heavy and I lay in its heat and stink, and admired its glistening cracked surface and his dirty puckered hole closing stickily behind it.
Oh that's better!' he hissed. I needed that.'
I lay there with my mind whirling as he finished, grunting and wanking and arching his back as he covered my face with more of his turds. I was his toilet, and it was wonderful. As soon as the last little worm slid from him he turned around, gave a few quick tugs of his cock and fired all over my face and his shit.
After we'd cleaned up we went to the pub for a bit. He said fretfully that he ought to get back and revise because he'd four hours of exams the next day, but with a couple of pints inside him he relaxed a bit. He began to get horny as well as we drank, and an hour or so we headed back to my place again so he could let out his beer piss. I knelt in the bath naked as he pissed on my face, and then he bid me open my mouth so he could fill it, and the smell and sour taste pounded at my brain like the stink of his shit. Despite what he'd done he still gave me a kiss on the lips before he went for his train.
I saw on Twitter a couple of weeks later that he was celebrating the end of his exams in fine style, with a house party and a meal and a load of cocaine. The following afternoon he came over and gave me his hangover shit right in the face. He was sultry and moody and horny, and I fizzed with excitement as he sat backwards on the toilet with his bum hanging well over the edge, and I lay underneath and looked up into his hairy crack and at his pulsing, tense hole. Slowly, oh so slowly, a brown point nosed its way through.
Oh I need a shit,' he breathed. Ooh, it's coming now!'
Behind the first few lumpy inches that snapped off and hit my face like a blow, Connor's shit was lighter than usual; vivid, russet brown. It was smooth, too; a thick snake that slid fluidly, lazily from his hole with a delightful soft crackle. Its broken end touched down on my face and curled round, overwhelming me with heat and sliminess and stink, and then it too dropped onto my waiting face. Another thick coil curled round to the right and fell on my waiting skin, and another and another. He paused with yet another broken end jutting from his arse, sighing and wanking hard. He grunted again and curled out the rest of his turd.
Oh that's better! Fucking hell ...' He twisted round and looked down, wild-eyed and smirking in satisfaction. That good?'
I lay and whimpered under the pile, completely overcome. His shit was exquisite; the best I'd ever had from him. I loved its hot slimy warmth; its weight; the raw, spicy smell. Even by Connor's standards his shit smelled lovely that day. On impulse I reached out and stroked his ankle and thigh next to me. He reached down and took my hand, and gripped my fingers more tightly as he strained. With my other hand I milked my cock, so stiff it hurt.
Go on, wank,' he whispered. Make yourself cum. Fucking spunk all over yourself as I finish my shit!'
It was the most intense orgasm I'd ever had. It squirted from me like a pressure hose, firing all over my shitty face and spattering the thin brown curls as they fell. I had to clench my teeth to stop myself screaming and ending up with a mouthful, and when it was done I lay exhausted as he climbed off the toilet, squatted over me and wanked off all over my face.
I'll be off home for the summer in a couple of weeks,' he said when he left. Should get over here a couple of times before then, though. Gonna have some good hangover shits, and I wanna do `em on your face, not waste them down the toilet!'
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