DISCLAIMER: Don't read it if you're not 18 yet. I own nothing. And imply nothing about anyone.
READ FIRST : All right here's some stuff you need to know before you start. This story is set after "The Meeting of A Lifetime" (http://fanboi214.livejournal.com/1683.html ) you can read if you'd like but all you really need to know is this. A. The Winchester really exist and the series is based on Eric Kripke's (the creator) encounter with them. B. Unlike the character, Dean is actually gay. C. Dean and Jensen Ackles looks remarkably alike. ALSO you get to choose what characters will appear in future chapters. Instructions at the end.
Sam and Dean were between jobs at the moment which could mean only one of two things: they were at a greasy diner or a cheap motel. This particular moment they were in the latter. It was getting around noon and Dean was sound asleep. Sam on the other hand was sitting at a table going through national news clippings and looking for a new case to pick up. That was of course, until Sam's phone rang. "Hello?... Oh! Didn't expect to hear from you again... yeah he's right here... but he's asleep..." Sam hesitated a moment as he heard the reply. He hated waking Dean up, Dean was not a rise and shine kinda guy. He sighed and said "Yeah give me one second..." Sam put the cell on speakerphone and set it on the table "Dean!" He shouted towards his brother but the man just groaned and rolled a bit. "Dean wake up!" Another groan this time followed by a light waving motion which implied Dean wanted Sam to shut up.
By now Sam had moved over to the side of the bed. He put an arm on Dean's shoulder and turned him over, "Dean I said wake up."
"I heard ya Sammy!" Dean growled and rolled back over trying to regain his sleep.
"Dean! Is that you?!" Two voices rang in chorus over the phone. The voices were laden with joy and anxiety that it sounded just as if two giggling school girls were speak.
"What the fuck?" Dean said groggily, finally surrendering to the fact he was going to have to get up. He sat up and blinked his eyes a couple times as he tried to get into it.
"It's us..." the phone continued "you know Jared... and Jensen.... from that time in Canada... remember us?"
"How the fuck could I forget. Everyone I meet thinks I'm a god damn actor. Everywhere I go there fucking giggling idiots asking for my autographs"
Dean's voice sounded much less elated and a lot more worried, "You're not alienating my fanbase are you?"
"Not the hot ones." Dean grinned "I'm doing something else to them."
Jared's laughter could be heard over the phone, then he said "So do you tell them who you are or just fuck them as Jensen?"
"No one fucking believes who I am anymore! They think I'm a god damn fictional character. So it's just easier to let em think whatever they want."
Jensen laughed lightly "Wow... people are gonna think I'm an amazing fuck."
"Honey you are an amazing fuck." Jared replied shortly thereafter.
"Awww..." Jensen began to say something but soon the sounds of lick smacking was what was heard over the phone.
Dean grinned widely, pleased with himself. "I made a couple." His wandering hand began to rub his groin a little as he listen to the two men make out "A hot couple."
Dean's joy... not to mention that of Jensen and Jared... was interrupted by Sam's rather loud pissed off throat clearing. "So what did you guy call us for."
There was a pause on the other line before the voices returned "Sorry... ummm yeah... you know those shape shifter things in a view of our episodes?"
"What makes you think we watch your show?" Dean chimed in playfully.
"Because you're a narcissist and you wouldn't not watch yourself." Was Jensen's notably smug reply.
"We no what you're talking about. What about them?" Sam interjected, once again bringing seriousness back.
"Are they real?" Jared asked.
Dean and Sam exchanged worried glances and Dean fell back onto his back "Fuck! I hate those things."
"Yeah they're real... why?"
"Than we need you guys."
"And that made you think this guy was a shape shifter?" Sam asked as he looked over to Jared and Jensen. The two young men were sitting almost on top of each other on Jared's couch. Sam was sitting on the opposite side of the same couch and Dean had taken up residence in the nearby arm chair. The four men were in Jared's home, where they had first met a while back. Jared and Jensen had just finished explaining that (for reasons immaterial and therein no explained here) they suspected a rather famous director, who was quite persistently trying to get them into his latest movie was in fact a shape-shifter.
"Yeah." Jared nodded getting up and grabbing the remote and playing the tape in the VCR. "So we made sure to discretely get some footage." And as the footage played the director had the undeniable eye flare ups that marked a shape shifter.
"That's definitely one of them" Dean said affirming their suspicion.
"Well what now?" Jared asked looking over to him.
"We kill it." Dean said simply getting to his feet. He shook his head briefly "I hate those things."
"What do you think this one's after?" Sam said looking over to Dean.
"After?" Jensen looked confused a moment.
"They always are driven to get something, like money in the bank episode. Dude do you not pay attention to your lines?" Dean said shaking his head. Dean was doing some general wandering of the room.
"Maybe fame or power?" Jared said looking to Sam.
Sam nodded "It's possible... he choose a famous director."
"No." Dean's voice came from behind "That's not it."
"Why not?"
"Because he's after beauty. He's collecting hot men." Dean dropped a paper down on the small table by the couch. The paper was the cast list to the director's new film, which Dean had picked up while prowling the room. "Those are the hottest fucking men in the world. That's why he's so insistent in getting you two in the lead roles."
Jensen leaned in and looked over the list, Jared looking with him. "Damn..." Jensen said reacting.
"Fucking smorgasbord."
All right that's all you guys get for now ;) Now here's the deal. I'm excepting nominations to as just who will be on this `smorgasbord'. So if you'd like to make a nomination send an e-mail with THREE or LESS names (If you send me more than three I won't count any) to fanboi214@yahoo.com. The most nominated boys will then be put on a poll at http://fanboi214.livejournal.com. So for now, nominate and enjoy