Anna's rules for Candy; Being of sound mind and as the author of these rules; I, Alan Borne of 17170 E. Martin Luther King Boulevard, Sacramento, California, now legally identified as Miss Candy. BJ Runt (AKA Pathetic Little Cock Sucking Sissy) of the same address, is too stupid a cock-sucking sissy whore to be able to live his life in a normal manner, I do hereby agree to live my pathetic excuse for a life by solemn adherence to the following strict rules. I do further acknowledge that any failure to fully comply with said rules will automatically declare me as being unfit to govern my own affairs and estate, and so will immediately forfeit all rights to same to enable my ex-wife, Anna Borne, also of 17170 E. Martin Luther King Boulevard, Sacramento, California, to be declared my legal guardian and legally inherit my property, estate and worldly goods. 1. GENERAL BEHAVIOR RULES a. I will, at all times, refer to myself in the third person as Pathetic Little Cock Sucking Sissy. b. I will make every effort to act and behave in the following manner: i. A complete airheaded bimbo with an IQ well below 75. This impression will be reinforced by (but not limited to): 1. Excessive use of moronic terms such as ‘like’ and ‘you know’. 2. Constant chewing and popping of brightly colored bubble gum. 3. Inane giggling at inappropriate points in a superior’s conversation. 4. Total avoidance of word consisting of more than two syllables. c. I am never to sleep alone. If it looks likely that I will be left to sleep by myself, I am to take every opportunity to ensure this does not happen. In cases of emergency where no one wants to sleep with my pathetically inadequate sissy ass, I am to sleep with the largest available dildo shoved and secured fully up my ass, ideally set to random mode. d. I can never refuse sexual relations - with anyone. e. I must endeavor to outrageously flirt with everyone I come in to contact with - regardless of the circumstances. f. Every opportunity to ‘accidently’ touch the genitalia of a stranger should be taken - regardless of the circumstances. g. I will touch up my makeup, regardless of its condition, a minimum of three times every hour. h. I will lick my lips in a seductive manner (as defined by persons identified in appendix A) a minimum of six times every hour. i. I will brush invisible lint from my décolletage a minimum of three times every hour, more so if there is anyone watching. This ‘brushing’ is intended to: i. draw attention to my huge tits, and ii. serve to better present and/or stimulate my nipples to a state of constant erection. j. Anyone, regardless of sex, age, creed or race is a potentially eligible sexual partner and must be pursued accordingly. k. Under no circumstances can I make any effort to: i. Cover any of my plentiful charms. ii. Indicate I am an unavailable or unwilling sexual partner. iii. Indicate I view myself as anything other than a total sissy slut available for anyone’s sexual gratification. iv. Consider any sexual act or partner as being in any way beneath me or considered for denial. v. Suggest I do not have the time for their stated intent. l. It is imperative that, regardless of the conditions, I do: i. Make it known I am available for sexual congress 24/7.
ii. Give every encouragement to convince any persons possibly considering honoring me with their company/attention/seed that ‘yes, there is nothing I’d like better right now than to...’ iii. Convince any person that their particular kink, regardless of what it might entail (short of conditions identified in Appendix B below) is not in any way strange and definitely one I am more than interested in exploring with them if they have the time. m. Hair and nails must be maintained by regular visits to the salon – where possible to Yvonne’s West Side Salon on 5 th
Avenue, at a minimum one per every two weeks. All changes to hair must be approved by one or more person listed in Appendix A below. n. Exercise. My Mistress states it is very important I do not become a fat slag, so will exercise diligently. This should include but not be limited to: i. Aerobic exercise, for a minimum of one hour, three times a week. ii. Jogging; a minimum of three miles a week. iii. Trampolining; one hour per week. iv. NOTE. I must be braless at all times when exercising. o. Diet. I must watch what I eat so as to best maintain my girlish figure, but my diet must include a minimum of two ‘protein blasts’ provided by total strangers every day. p. Any drugs provided to me by anyone, approved by or, listed in Appendix A must be taken without question. q. Practice. To better serve my mistress and others identified in Appendix A, I must strive to become best little sissy whore ever. To help me achieve this I will spend a minimum of one hour daily reviewing pornographic materials, including my own, specializing in sexual servitude, deep throating, and any other techniques a dumb cunt lie myself needs be proficient in. r. A minimum of three hours per day will be spent maintaining and uploading new content to my assorted websites. s. Of these three hours at least 30 minutes per day will be spent responding to, and seeking new, correspondence from fans of these sites. Evert effort will be made to encourage said fans to invest more money in my pay sites, merchandise and promotions.
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RESPONSIBILITIES a. It is my prime responsibility to dress, act and become the ultimate sissy slut, regardless of what this will inevitably cost my self-esteem. b. I will do everything within my power to serve those identified in Appendix A below to the very best of my big-titted powers. c. Duties that I, the Pathetic Little Cock Sucking Sissy known as Candy BJ Runt, will willingly perform for my wonderful ex-wife Anna Borne, hereby known as Your Supreme Majesty and Keeper of my Testicles, will include, but not be limited to: i. Cleaning and maintaining my Mistresses domicile while dressed as a sissy French maid or while wearing other humiliating attire. ii. The Supreme Majesty and Keeper of my Testicles’ car will be kept spotless, inside and out by this Pathetic Little Cock Sucking Sissy while wearing the briefest bikini it is possible to purchase in the local thrift stores, regardless of the weather. iii. Serving anyone my Mistress deems worthy, in whatever manner she demands. d. I will maintain a detailed diary of every sexual partner, their preferred peccadillos and specialty requests, for constant review with my Supreme Majesty and Keeper of my Testicles. e. I will endeavor to identify new ways in which I may better serve or amuse my Supreme Majesty and Keeper of my Testicles.
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DRESS CODE a. I must always dress like the total slut I am, including (but not limited to): b. The skimpiest and most revealing underwear, comprising of color coordinated; i. Thong panties - these will likely be supplied to me on a daily basis and may well have been worn recently. Under no circumstances may they be washed prior to my wearing them and should be stored in a sealed plastic bag to retain ‘freshness’ until they can be worn. ii. if I am permitted to wear one, my bra is to be a shelf or balcony style to better 'present' my huge fake tits, iii. A suspender belt and stockings (see C below). c. Underwear must always clash with the color of my outer wear. d. Stockings; i. Of a type requiring suspenders or garter belt must always be worn, unless permission is granted otherwise by my superiors (see Appendix A below). ii. Where possible they should be seamed with the seam as bright a color as is possible. iii. And preferably silk, though exceptions will be made for fishnets or other similarly slutty styles. e. My outer wear must always comply with the following restrictions; i. Skirts are to be at least one size too small. ii. Skirts must never come to within six inches of my knees. iii. Skirts must be made of Lycra or spandex or other similarly clinging material. iv. Rules i. through iii. also apply to dresses, with the following additions: a. The neck line must always be: very revealing, or b. Made of very tight fitting material so as to perfectly cling to my silicon enlarged tits. f. On the few occasions trousers or shorts are permitted to be worn, they must, without exception: i. Be a minimum of two sizes too small. ii. Be made from Lycra or spandex or other similarly clinging/elastic material. iii. Be of a garish color or semi-transparent. iv. No underwear can be worn underneath. g. Tops must be; i. Made of Lycra or spandex or other similarly clinging material. ii. Must be at least one size too small. iii. Must either; 1. Fall freely open to reveal breasts, at a minimum my breast tattoo/s should be clearly visible whenever I bend over, or 2. Be very low cut, and 3. Hug my enormous fake tits in such a way as to make it plain what is available upon request. h. Shoes must be; i. A minimum of four inch heels unless permission is granted to the contrary by one of the persons named in Appendix A. ii. Should be a suitable slutty and inappropriate color. iii. Open toed with hose is encouraged. iv. Ankle straps are preferred. v. When permitted, boots will be one of three types: 1. Thigh high. 2. Knee length with a minimum two inch platform and six inch heel. 3. Ankle boots of a color incompatible with the rest of your outfit. i. Clothes may only be purchased at one of the following;
i. Thrift stores, ii. Yard sales, iii. Wal-Mart, iv. Ross or TJ Max. v. Discount stores specializing in patently inappropriate teenage clothing. j. ALL clothing purchases are to be modeled one or more persons named in Appendix A to establish that it is suitably slutty and so obtain their approval to keep or return it. k. No single item of clothing to exceed $25 in cost. 4. Jewelry; the following standards must be observed at all times: a. A minimum of four pairs of earrings must be worn at all times. These earrings must comprise of; i. At least one pair of bell earrings that ring when the head is moved even slightly. ii. One pair of hoop earrings measuring at least five inches in diameter. iii. Two pairs of ‘chandelier’ style earrings measuring no less than five inches in length. b. Some sort of tongue ornamentation must be worn at all times, preferably one that induces a lisp. c. Three necklaces must be worn at all times with; i. One of sufficient length as to disappear into your abundantly displayed cleavage. ii. One other of a heavy chain type design. d. A minimum of twenty bracelets must be worn at all times. e. A suitably gaudy charm for my belly piercing must be worn at all times. f. The piercing used to secure my ‘Peter Clit’ to my butt plug should be adorned with at least one bell. g. My ankle bracelet must be positioned so as to clearly display its message. h. Thumb and at least two toe rings are also required. i. When suitably exposed, a belly chain is a nice touch. 5. Cosmetics, the following standards must be observed at ALL times: a. A maximum cover foundation must be applied to all areas of my face above your neck, though my ‘beauty spot’ must always be clearly visible. b. My tattooed lip liner must be ‘reinforced’ when needed. c. Where possible, my lipstick should match the color of my finger nails. d. A super-glossy, fruit flavored lip gloss must be applied and maintained at least on a half-hourly basis. e. Excessive blush application is encouraged. f. Tattooed eye liner should be reinforced at every opportunity. g. False top and bottom eye lashes must be worn at all times, regardless of the occasion. h. Jeweled eye decorations are encouraged. i. Excessive mascara is essential. j. A minimum of four different shade of eye shadow must be worn at all times. k. My eye shadow should cover a wide range in four broad steps, i.e., dark grey to bright pink. l. A minimum five second application of a perfume not costing more than $10 per 5 fluid ounces must be applied at least ten times a day unless ordered otherwise. m. All cosmetics must be ‘touched up’ no less than three times an hour – every hour. n. I will carry with me a minimum of five different cosmetic combinations, including blusher, lip stick, eye shadows, eye liner, lip gloss, nail polish, and at least one spare pair of eye lashes, at all times. o. My finger nails must provide a minimum of one half-inch extension. p. They may be rounded or, preferably squared. q. They must be of a gaudy color, unless French design in which case the non-white portion must be colored. r. Jewels finger nail decorations and patterns are encouraged. s. Toe nails must be painted the brightest color available.
- Purse. My pocket book/purse must contain the following minimum contents: i. Cosmetics listed above. ii. Two different perfumes. iii. Five tampons. iv. Twenty condoms of at least ten different styles. v. One large tube of KY Jelly. vi. A spare pair of (soiled) panties. vii. A spare pair of stockings. viii. My ID. ix. A minimum of fifty of ‘business cards’. x. Any credit cards I am are permitted to carry. xi. A maximum of $5.00; primarily of loose change. xii. One dildo of a minimum eight inches length. xiii. One butt plug – size large. xiv. A minimum of ten signed color photos of my most humiliating movie scenes, complete with my cellphone number, to be handed out to any fans recognizing me from my extensive pornographic movie and magazine career. xv. These contents are to be scattered loosely, i.e., not secured in a pocket book. Said purse will be constructed of a translucent and rigid plastic material with chrome fittings and carry handle on top.
APPENDIX A. Superior beings who are fully entitled to make any all decisions for and behalf of me. Anna Borne. Yvonne Fredericks. Roger Johnston Ty Banks Emily Dempsey Susan X
APPENDIX B Conditions under which an order may be refused (subject to later review by persons identified in Appendix A above and punished accordingly if review does not agree): Likely to result in death. Likely to cause serious injury or dismemberment to myself or anyone else. Laws (other than those regarding moral, proper and/or lewd or inappropriate behavior) will be knowingly broken.
APPENDIX C My business card.
Candy ‘BJ’ Runt Super Sissy Sex Slave – No Humiliating Sex Act EVER Refused Stop on by 17170 E. Martin Luther King Boulevard Sacramento, California 94613 USA Telephone. 530 555-6285 Email candy.runt@yahoo.com NO REQUEST EVER REFUSED – I’D LOVE TO BE HUMILIATED BY YOU! Singed Candy Blow Job Runt Wednesday, April 13, 2011